Thursday, March 15, 2012

March 19, 2012

Abilene
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Armbands entitle visitors to unlimited access to more than 30 family, kiddie, thrill & water rides. In 1973, Jimmy and Katie Dean signed the papers to purchase Joyland Amusement Park, which had fallen into neglect after first opening in the 1940s. They thoroughly revamped the 13 attractions the park had then, and Katie still helps manage the more than 30 kiddie, thrill, family, and water rides that send guests rolling, spinning, and splashing today. From the Skyride's gondolas that sail high overhead, families take in scenic vistas of an antique carousel, the speedy Galaxi coaster, and a log flume powered by Old Faithful’s underachieving brother. Joyland opens its gates from mid-March until early fall, closing in the winter months for rollercoaster-hibernation season.

TouristTravelWorld blog, 10/10/11 says "It is a good sized amusement park for Lubbock. Kids like the water slides. Overall, nice something different to do in Lubbock. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 16, 2012
Akron-Canton
Only $29 means 82% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Experienced practitioners enlist neurological & orthopedic techniques to uncover sources of pain before gently massaging away aches. New Health Centers curates a roster of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Sessions kick off with a 10- to 20-minute consultation, during which an experienced doctor personally chats with clients, exploring their health history, current ailments, and the latest trends in stethoscope fashion. Next, a comprehensive evaluation enlists various diagnostic methods to pinpoint causes of pain. Doctors may use neurological and orthopedic practices to investigate sources of aches and soreness or range-of-motion tests to see if patients can draw a perfect dodecahedron. To conclude sessions, a one-hour massage harnesses an appropriate level of pressure to help to unkink knots and relax tense musculature.

Nickleback says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.newhealthcenters.com/
Albany-Capital-Region
Only $89 means 50% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Mobile cleaners manually wash & dry rides before dressing tires & taking vacuums & shampoo to interior surfaces. A door-jamb degunking, spot cleaning of mats, and dusting of air vents draw impressed eyes to peep through newly crystalline windows. Before the team returns to headquarters, vacuums feast noisily on crumbs left by ant farms needing lifts to the mall.

R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.4getmad.com/
Albany-Ga
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Charmingly designed gloves & 50+ apron styles protect men, women & kids from kitchen spills. Little misses ages 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) while trying to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.

Connie G., Peanut Butter and Whine, 2/1/12 says "I loved the feminine look and the fun pattern, but after I tried it on I fell in love with the style and the fit. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flirtyaprons.com/
Albuquerque
Only $48 means 50% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. 7,331 yards of fairways are hemmed by 89 bunkers & 7 lakes ensconced by scenic mountains on 18-hole, par 72 course. Seven tee options

wushock2, GolfLink, 11/3/10 says "Very nice course. Nicely kept with beautiful views. Definitely worth doing! "

Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sierradelriogolf.com/
Allentown-Reading
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Diners enjoy plates of shrimp nachos, tacos al pastor & spinach quesadillas beneath ornate paper flags, glimmering stars & colorful tiles. Ornate paper flags and glimmering stars are suspended from Fiesta Ole Mexican Restaurant’s colorful, tiled walls, accenting plates of authentic Mexican dishes that appear from the cocina. Chefs crease tortillas into tacos, fajitas, burritos, and enchiladas while sautéing a variety of meat, seafood, and vegetarian specialties. Bartenders pour cups full of Mexican beers and cocktails as dinner conversations blossom at tables and booths in the cheerful dining room. The restaurant hosts regular salsa nights, offering diners a reprieve from trying to dance with strangers’ great danes at the dog park.
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Jason K., Yelp, 1/1/10 says "The food is very good. My first critique of a mexican restaurant is always the salsa - and Fiesta Ole has excellent salsa. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.fiestaoleonline.com/
Amarillo
Only $99 means 94% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Six laser hair-removal treatments beam away 80%–90% of hair follicles from underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin or sideburns. The professional laser technicians at American Laser Med Spa smooth skins with a series of six custom hair-removal treatments using effective equipment developed by eLight and Soprano. Clients can evict hairs sprouting from the underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin, or sideburns, or tailor the growth of a natural fur coat. After a complimentary consultation to discuss treatment areas and session details, patients lie back for as few as 15 minutes while a clinician casts beams of laser light into the depths of hair follicles, destroying them at their hirsute roots. The six-treatment series can destroy up to 80%–90% of hair follicles or up to 100% of fake mustaches. Groupon users also receive a 50% discount on additional laser hair-removal services.

R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Anchorage
Only $8 means 53% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Diners select from fresh meats and nine breads to create their own sandwiches at sister restaurant to Sara’s Sandwich Shop. Unlike most siblings, Sara’s Too shares almost everything with its sister outlet, the well-known Sara’s Sandwich Shop on Arctic, including its specialty sandwiches and sandwich components on the menu. For make-your-own sandwiches, customers base their creations on a selection of nine breads, including white and wheat sub rolls crafted by local bakery The French Oven and light, airy croissants. Fresh veggies, including pickles from Boar’s Head, add texture and crunch to sandwiches as diners bask in the natural light let in by large windows. A selection of cold cuts and salads beef up sandwiches with premium selections including genoa salami, smoked turkey, and egg salad. The deli also builds predesigned sandwiches from the specialty menu, which includes a hot french dip with mushrooms and provolone, a meatball sub, and a teriyaki-chicken sandwich served with pineapple but without chopsticks.

Nickleback says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sarassandwiches.com/
Ann-Arbor
Only $36 means 52% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Calorie-conscious chefs prepare rotating menu of healthful dishes such as chicken-florentine soup & asian orange chicken shipped in cooler. The calorie-conscious chefs at nuMeasure whip up healthful, complete meals shipped out once a week in insulated cooler boxes to keep them fresh and not frozen. Customers revive each low-sodium, low-fat meal via microwave or basic CPR, finishing the day having consumed about 1,000 calories. A rotating menu furnishes breakfast with options such as silver-dollar potato pancakes dolloped with sour cream and applesauce, and chicken-florentine soup might warm bellies come midday. Dinners range from homestyle favorites such as beef tips and mushrooms to piquant delicacies such as breaded and glazed asian orange chicken. Although nuMeasure offers no entirely vegetarian plan, diners may opt to exclude beef, pork, fish, tuna, and shellfish from meals, or train their own forks to deflect undesired morsels.

George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 5, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.numeasure.com/
Appleton
Only $75 means 53% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? More than 2,700 feet of ziplines weave through forest canopy from heights of up to 1,000 feet and speeds of up to 30 miles per hour.. At Wildman Adventure Resort, wilderness explorers pitch their own tents and embark on outdoor adventures that can include paintball or sea-kayak touring. The outpost also houses rustic cabins available for rent, which include heat, electricity, and a communal bathroom; deluxe cabins boast kitchens and sometimes TVs or stereos. At the Peshtigo River Outpost, a steady gurgle from the rushing whitewater river soothes the spirits of travelers, who may catch fish, swim, or attempt to build their own dam, beaver-style. The Menominee River Outpost sits within a golf course and lies alongside a rushing cascade of whitewater. Eats are available for purchase onsite, and nearby restaurants and bars allow guests to whittle their own beer steins using wood from the surrounding forest.

Changa88, TripAdvisor, 6/24/11 says "Wildman Adventure Resort"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wildmanranch.com/
Asheville
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Spicy buffalo wings and house-made soups complement Guinness-laden irish stew or Reubens piled high with sauerkraut.. Hannah Flanagan’s captures the welcoming the welcoming camaraderie of the Emerald Isle in its menu of hearty pub staples and more than 100 bottled and draft brews. While glasses clink to the sound of rousing cheers, fresh, local ingredients transform into Irish favorites including bangers and mash, Reubens piled high with corned beef, and mushroom-laced pot roast. Flanagan's also puts forth a seasonal menu of weather-matching fare, gracing tables with country-fried steak in the winter and sautéed kites in the spring.

Naladd, Trip Advisor, 2/7/12 says "The Irish Pot roast is killer, along with the fish and chips and burgers. You cant go wrong anything you order. "

Buyers should note Expires Aug 30, 2012
Athens-Ga
Only $25 means 67% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Easy-to-use application personalizes snapshots, preserving them in laminated & leather-bound photo books, calendars, cards & collage posters. The intuitive Picaboo application lets users drag-and-drop photos, insert witty captions across more than 240 predesigned page layouts, and personalize your own picture book using tens of thousands of available backgrounds. Once you've prepared your custom photo book, Picaboo gives you the option to share a copy via email or order a hard copy in a variety of book sizes and different levels of invisibility.

Amanda Greene, Woman's Day, 5/25/10 says "Picaboo tends to have really beautiful quality when it comes to photo books and calendars. "

Buyers should note Expires Oct 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.picaboo.com/




















Augusta
Only $79 means 87% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Online courses accredit students for teaching English to non-English speakers with help of personal tutor & access to job database. After successfully completing the course, students receive the TESOL Advanced Certificate, which they can then fold into a paper airplane and throw at a globe to divine their future teaching destination. Alternatively, a contact database allows graduates to search thousands of language schools around the world to discern their ideal location. For more details, check the FAQ page here.

Dirk, TEFL Course Review, 8/27/11 says ""

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Austin
Only $79 means 58% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Professional smile brighteners illuminate ivories with organic hydrogen peroxide gel & safe laser light for whitening up to 14 shades. After her epiphany, Gayla gathered a team of beauty consultants, customer-service representatives, operations officers, and business consultants and opened My Texas Smile. She and her team pool their individual talents to brighten smiles for up to 12 months without using harsh chemicals.

The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://mytexassmile.com/
Bakersfield
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. High-quality, portable speaker with custom, self-designed artwork that users can sell. The Doodle, powered by two AAA batteries, harmonizes with laptops, Macs, iPods, MP3 players, or any other audio device that has a standard headphone jack. Included with the handy amplifier is a USB cord, which, as a power supply, substitutes as seamlessly as a teacher's clone. OrigAudio is dedicated to creating sustainable products and donates a percentage of each sale to the Music National Service.

OrigAudio says "Spring-centric Deals"

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.origaudio.com/
Baltimore
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Dishes hailing from Latin America, Caribbean & Spain dot menu & salsa classes prepare pupils for night of energetic dance. Latin Palace's lively eatery doubles as an energetic nightclub, pulsing with the DJ-fueled rhythms of bachata, merengue, reggaeton, and salsa until 2 a.m. A menu of more than 15 Spanish tapas, towering cuban sandwiches, and dishes inspired by Spanish, Caribbean, and Tex-Mex traditions equip bodies for the challenge of the dance floor and the joys of winning a dance with a hard-to-get tablecloth. Party packages for a variety of shindigs fete customers with a miscellany of discounted appetizers, specialty drinks, and salsa lessons, and events six nights a week keep restaurant-goers entertained long after savoring Latin flavors.

Crystal, Google Places, 1/14/12 says "Latin Palace"

Buyers should note Expires Oct 24, 2012
Baton-Rouge
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Tropical drinks wash down slow-smoked pork and house-made sausages at tiki bar equipped with new stage, lights, and sound system. A warm breeze ruffles the bayou grasses that grow beside the Petite Amite River, pointing pontoons and passersby toward a tropical haven lined with glowing tiki torches. Known as Riverfront Tiki Hut, this getaway teems with the scents of house-made sausages and the sounds of bands from ports near and far. Guests devour slow-smoked pork ribs in an air-conditioned interior filled with long marble bars and exposed rafters, pausing to savor sports highlights on a flat-screen TV. Outside on the deck, bartenders pour shots of rum in an island-style hut as guests drink in views of the dock or line up for rides in the restaurant’s bathysphere. On Friday and Saturday evenings, guests can take part in a crayfish boil or grab a bucket of worms to practice for the bar’s next catfish rodeo.

Riverfront Tiki Hut says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires May 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.riverfronttikihut.com/




















Billings
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Online women’s shoe distributor stocks heels, boots & flats from chic industry designers with free two-day air shipping & free returns. Heels.com’s fashion-focused staff scours cyberspace and physical landscapes to find flirty, fun footwear from chic industry designers, including BCBGirls and Guess. Clients can pair their party apparel with a leopard-print heel from the Fergie collection ($49.99) or leap into lion cages with confidence in a pair of Not Rated gladiator boots ($59.99). Sundresses swish atop the 6-inch cork heel of the 2 Lips Too shoes, handmade to emulate the comfort of a sandal. Every Heels.com purchase shows up on doorsteps within two days with free air shipping, and any item that pinches or barks at other shoes can be returned gratis within the United States.

Heels.com says "Choose your deal:"

Buyers should note Expires Feb 6, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.heels.com/
Birmingham
Only $25 means 53% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? CPR- & first-aid-certified guides lead 2-hour rafting trip through 5 miles of Class III & IV rapids with optional overnight stay & photo CD. Adventures Unlimited's prices vary by month.

Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Oct 28, 2012




















Boise
Only $70 means 50% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
The specialized facial treatment nonsurgically tightens and brightens complexions by catalyzing cell turnover with Image Skincare products.. The licensed bodycare professionals of River Run Day Spa perform signature facials and other aesthetic upgrades with Image Skincare products, which blend paraben- and petrochemical-free solutions that are not tested on animals or unwilling garden gnomes. Kneipp herbal baths infuse pedicures with high concentrations of essential oils, and a eucalyptus steam room boosts the relaxation potential of body treatments, such as the herbal-spice body scrub and therapeutic massage.
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The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Boston
Only $24 means 37% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Renovated WWII amphibious cruiser ushers passengers down Boston city streets & across waterways during award-winning tours. Boston Duck Tours’ conductors helm a fleet of restored World War II–era DUKWs. Originally used to usher soldiers and supplies from sea to land, the vehicles now enjoy a cheerier, award-winning career rumbling down the streets of Boston and slapping speeding tickets on mallard ducks in the Charles River. The amphibious vehicles hold up to 36 guests in their open-air back decks for 360-degree views of the cityscape.
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L R., Yelp, 11/21/11 says "excellent tour, tons of cool information, very funny and fun...this is an absolute Must-Do for anyone who visits (or lives) in Boston "

Buyers should note Expires Nov 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bostonducktours.com/
Buffalo
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Eggplant parmesan, steak, chicken, and veal dishes crafted out of fresh, local ingredients inside cozy eatery with linen-topped tables. Prospero Restaurant chef William Ponholzer pays homage to his eatery's wizardly namesake by conjuring rustic Italian dishes from local ingredients, fresh veggies, and carefully simmered pasta. Cheeses such as mozzarella and ricotta stuff meaty entrees such as sautéed veal cutlets and bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin. And with the create-your-own pasta option, patrons can choose to douse plates of spaghetti, penne, or other noodles with their choice of sauce.

Dana S., Yelp, 11/27/11 says "The atmosphere is warm, friendly, and cozy, and the food and service are above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences I've had in Buffalo "

Buyers should note Expires Jul 24, 2012
Cedar-Rapids-Iowa-City
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Charmingly designed gloves & 50+ apron styles protect men, women & kids from kitchen spills. Little misses ages 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) while trying to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.

Connie G., Peanut Butter and Whine, 2/1/12 says "I loved the feminine look and the fun pattern, but after I tried it on I fell in love with the style and the fit. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flirtyaprons.com/
Central-Jersey
Only $21 means 86% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Organic tanning solution coats entire body in 15 minutes without oils, perfumes, or parabens. Licensed aesthetician and The Spa at Centrex owner Yvonne Semente runs a one-woman glamour show, transforming clients with luscious eyelash extensions, facial treatments, and waxing services. Eyelashes are Yvonne's specialty, and she has spent almost every day for the past three years painstakingly applying her clients' lavish new fringe lash by lash, discarding any falsie that doesn't meet her rigorous standards for flirtation fluttering. As the spa’s only employee, Yvonne also funnels her 10 years of aesthetic expertise into acne and anti-aging facial treatments, chemical peels, waxing, and microdermabrasion.

Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Charleston
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Motivating instructors lead yoga, Pilates, and ballet-barre classes that bolster flexibility, balance, and core strength. At Bella Forza Studio, a studio focused on the well-being of mind and body, expert instructors helm group workouts that bolster self-confidence and the motivation to exercise. After walking through a lobby bedecked in inspirational quotes, students step into sessions chosen from a schedule of muscle-toning and cardio-stimulating disciplines. Jivamukti and Vinyasa Flow yoga branches off into basic sessions and spiritual-warrior workshops, during which students chant to uplifting music while flowing through poses including backbends, twists, and inversions. Core Barre classes meld elements of Pilates and classical dance into glute-tightening isolated movements, conveying scenes from The Nutcracker with only the pinky toe. To round out the roster of corporeal-wellness classes, Pilates takes toning to the mat level with resistance exercises that strengthen muscles in the abs, hips, and lower back for more powerful cores and flexible spines.

This guy I know says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bellaforzastudios.com/




















Charlotte
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Experienced staff members guide customers through aisles of gardening, birding, hardware & painting supplies. Outdoors, the garden area encloses a hand-selected assortment of leafy green plants in a natural, garden-like setting alongside birdbaths and fountains. The birding department carries more than 100 different feeders and specialty seed blends to attract tiny hummingbirds or tiny bee-riding knights.

Scarlett J., Yelp, 6/14/11 says "I love to d.i.y. and when I'm not sure I have what I need for the project, or exactly how to do it, I know the helpful staff at Blackhawk will help me "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://blackhawkhardware.com/
Chattanooga
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Paddles plunge through whitewater rapids as six-man rafts navigate 5 miles of Ocoee River's class III & IV rapids. Ocoee Rafting earned its reputation for keeping rigorous safety guidelines over more than 36 years of riverine voyaging. Staffed by a cadre of veteran river guides, Ocoee Rafting has shared the singular exhilaration of class III and IV whitewater rafting with countless adventurers in search of rollicking outdoor enjoyment. The company shuttles its rafters to the raft entry point from the Ocoee Rafting Center, located in historical Ducktown, where the Blue Ridge Mountains swell along the horizon and the river's edge. Rafting groups enter the wilderness of the Cherokee National Forest and brave either the tamer Middle Ocoee or the Upper Ocoee, which was the site of the 1996 Olympic whitewater competition as well as the 1991 World Series of Tom Sawyer Imitators. Additionally, a series of nearby cabin-style accommodations furnish visitors with the option of extending their rafting trip.
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Jomico R., Yelp, 7/31/11 says "Ocoee Rafting"

Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.ocoeerafting.com/
Chicago
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Patrons tour Chicago’s premier bakeries, sampling cupcakes while learning interesting trivia & history of cupcakes’ rise in popularity. Owner Valerie Beck and her team of chocophile tour guides lead guests on walking tours of Chicago’s historical bakeries or chocolatiers, narrating the history of beloved sweets while walking an easy route through vistas of Chicago’s stunning architectural heritage. While snacking on samples of sweets, guests learn about chocolate’s storied history or the cupcake’s rise to prominence, and how to guess the flavor of filling inside Oompa Loompas by sight. Guests can choose between a chocolate or cupcake tour, both of which convene throughout Chicago’s many neighborhoods, giving guests a sneak peek into Chicago's signature confections, boutique shops, and mobile sweet-vending trucks. The chocolate or cupcake jaunts provide the perfect setting for a girls’ day out or bachelorette party, showing tour-goers the sweeter side of the city without getting caught in construction sites of shoddily built gingerbread houses.

Ruthie Kott, CBS Chicago, 6/22/11 says "Chicagonista feature"

Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
Cincinnati
Only $28 means 50% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Nine-hole private course cradled by Great Miami River leads through 2,267 yds. of native forestation, divided into a salvo of par 3s and 4s.. Forest Hills Country Club invites golfers of all skill levels to drive, chip, and putt their way around its private nine-hole course, buttressed by the Great Miami River and native forestation. The course measures 2,267 yards from the back tees and boasts five par 3s and four par 4s. Though it may not have any par 5s, Forest Hills makes up for distance in scoring difficulty, with just one par 3 measuring fewer than 150 yards and cups that sneeze every time a ball comes near them. After a round, players can visit the concession stand to replenish calories lost from swinging clubs or cartwheeling from hole to hole.
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Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.foresthillsclub4me.com/
Cleveland
Only $32 means 52% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Licensed chauffeurs safely convey passengers to destinations with one-way or round-trip car service.. The licensed and courteous drivers at TR Airport Taxi & Shuttle Service draw on more than 17 years of experience as they provide 24-hour, door-to-door service for customers including executives, local celebrities, and athletes. TR's chauffeurs also ferry travelers to the Cleveland Airport in shuttles or taxis, facilitate elegant evenings out on the town, and provide reliable transportation on emergency late-night fourthmeal runs.

Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Colorado-Springs
Only $99 means 60% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.During span of 90-minutes, hairstylists revive damaged, dry hair & defuse frizz with protein-packed Brazilian-blowout treatments. Inside Jeunesse Salon and Spa's 16 private suites, a cast of independent beauty specialists accomplishes aesthetic feats with a range of salon and spa services for hair, nails, and skin. Its featured hairstylists and aestheticians boost visitors' outer allure with haircuts, highlights, and facials, while massage therapists knead away pockets of accumulated tension. A variety of packages offer combined services geared toward teens, brides-to-be, and alligators in need of a moisturizing facial and a back massage.

Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://jeunessesalon.com/
Columbia
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Students prepare international dishes from Europe, South America, and the Caribbean using local ingredients.. Proceeds from the events support Discover World Cuisine’s community outreach program, which partners with area schools to introduce kids to new foods and help them develop healthy eating habits. Classroom sessions balance hands-on instruction with activity sheets to teach students to select and prepare low-cost, nutritious meals.

The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Aug 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://discoverworldcuisine.org/
Columbia-Mo
Only $85 means 50% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Equine expert leads small groups of riders through scenic 2,100-acre ranch with 50 miles of trails boasting river, lake & bluff routes. Horses were once considered man’s best friend, but after the invention of the dog, the horse was rebranded as man’s eccentric, oat-obsessed uncle. Take a journey with the kindest of kinsmen with today's Groupon: for $85, you get a two-hour horseback ride for two from Show Me Trail Ride Outfitter at Big River Ranch in Lexington. Rides can be scheduled between March 21–November 19. Show Me's experienced owner and guide Jeff Strahle leads groups of up to six equestrian enthusiasts down trails that weave through the lush greenery of Big River Ranch's 2,100 acres. Each two-hour outdoor escape begins with a short class covering riding basics and neigh-to-metric system conversions before riders toss their well-mannered, highly trained steed a chew toy and climb aboard. Big River Ranch is home to 50 miles of trails that are perfect for beginning and expert riders alike—depending on the route, pairs ride along scenic woodland hills, down river trails, around a 20-acre lake, or into the nearest sunset after a moving final monologue. Trips are open to junior jockeys 8 and older and are customizable to each rider's experience level.

Nickleback says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Nov 19, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.showmetrail.com/
Columbus
Only $55 means 52% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Zipline course & 60 rope challenges soar through canopies, while 18-hole disc course boasts two tee types on open hillsides. As they emerge from the woodland playground, guests can take on the 42-foot high inflatable waterslide, or climb into one-, two-, or three-person transparent Ogo balls to roll down a hillside course more gracefully than a classically trained hamster. Additionally, an 18-hole disc-golf course⎯designed by professional disc-course planners Innova⎯sprawls through 6,000 feet of hills, beckoning players to aim for chain-fringed baskets.

michaelPittsburghPa, TripAdvisor, 9/18/11 says ""

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Columbus-Ga
Only $399 means 64% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Firm or plush memory-foam mattress contours to bodies & washable cotton-velour cover adds to coziness & blocks bacteria & allergens. Nature’s Sleep pledges a strong allegiance to the environment, engineering bedroom gear that offers tempting respite without a dependence on fossil fuels or a titan-size carbon footprint. The nap technicians pair their eco-consciousness with a deep concern for human health, wrapping most of their pillows and mattresses in covers that shield against bacteria, allergens, dust, and recurring dreams about Orson Welles. In addition to mattresses, the shop outfits chambers with mattress frames, box springs, and hospital-grade biodegradable bed and bathroom linens.

Nature's Sleep says "Choose your deal:"

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.naturessleep.com/
Corpus-Christi
Only $50 means 50% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Veteran tinting & alarm installers outfit vehicles with glare- and temperature-reducing tint or high-tech amenities & alarm systems. For 22 years, Far Beyond Tint & Alarm proprietor Barry Morgan has personally helmed his business, amassing ample expertise in the realm of home- and vehicle-window tinting and alarm installation. His firm works to build a respectable reputation not only through its cherished relationship with customers such as local businesses and law enforcement, but also through its bond with its workers. The staff is comprised of employees who have tenures ranging from three to nine years, which is longer than presidents tend to stay on board at the White House. A host of expertly trained team members tend to the tinting and alarm-installation needs of vehicles and homes, with technicians boasting certification from the state in security-alarm systems and in automotive solar control from the IWFA.

Christina, Yahoo! Local, 1/17/11 says "Manager was very professional and Courteous along with his staff. "

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.farbeyondtint.com/
Dallas
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Vouchers grant guests entrance to screenings & panel discussions at international film festival with 160+ movies in competition. Deemed one of 25 Film Festivals Worth the Entry Fee in 2010 by Movie Maker, the Dallas International Film Festival annually screens more than 160 new motion pictures from nearly 50 countries. Championing Hollywood entrants, independent flicks, and international cinema, the festival's competition awards filmmakers with more than $270,000 in prize winnings divided among categories such as Narrative Feature, Environmental Visions, Student Short Film, and Excellence in Slow-Motion Explosions.

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Buyers should note Expiration varies
Dayton
Only $49 means 75% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Exterior hand wash precedes buffing & UV protectant; disinfectant purifies upholstery & cabin air. Interior details restore cabin freshness with an antibacterial detergent that sends germs and their odors-in-waiting into exile on a tide of hot water. The crew vacuums thoroughly before sudsing steering wheels, windows, and upholstery with the disinfectant. Afterward, technicians swab up dashboard crumbs and dust bunnies banqueting in sooty air vents. Leather and vinyl get special cleaning and conditioning as does fabric, which is treated with a formula that guards against stains and spills and helps reduce wear.

M-Series, Google Places, 4/17/11 says "Ziebart"

Buyers should note Expires Jul 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ziebart1.com/wp/
Daytona-Beach
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Opticians with decades of experience equip patrons with custom lenses, stylish frames & sunglasses from Costa Del Mar, Lindberg & Salt. With decades of professional experience, opticians Danny Marshall and Mark Randall deftly restore clients' vision with designer eyeglasses and shades. High-tech, custom-made lenses ($99–$449)—carved in the sophisticated onsite lab—focus eyesight through a wide range of optical enhancements, such as glare prevention, transitional UV protection, and heat vision. Frames from top labels, such as Lindberg ($499+) and Salt ($249+), encircle lenses, gifting patients with both clear vision and stylish faces. In addition to banishing fuzziness with lab-manufactured light refractors, Eye Design Eyewear equips pupils with chic sunglasses, such as the Wingman ($179) or Skimmer from Costa Del Mar, deftly blocking harmful UV rays and cleverly shielding the eyes during heavyweight staring contests.

The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2016
The Companies Website: http://www.eyedesigneyewear.com/
Denver
Only $99 means 90% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Technicians & physicians combine three FDA-approved lasers to zap hair from dozens of body areas including face, legs & bikini line. The technicians and physicians at Simplicity Laser Hair Removal work to evict wily follicle lodgers with advanced hair-razing equipment that combines FDA-approved diode, Nd:Yag, and alexandrite lasers. Customers can gently pulverize strands of all colors with six or eight treatments of concentrated pulsed photons, which coax squatting body threads out of their skin shelters with laser wavelengths and candy. Simplicity Laser Hair Removal's triad of modern laser technologies promises safe and effective treatment during each session of 30 minutes or less. Although these treatments can be effective in permanently reducing unwanted fuzz, most patients require 8–12 sessions for full reduction due to hair-growth dormancy, laser-absorption rates, and hard-to-locate follicle foxholes.

Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.simplicitylaser.com/
Des-Moines
Only $19 means 91% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Expansive gyms with LifeFitness cardio & strength equipment & certified personal trainers & instructors for 150+ group classes per week. Certified personal trainers plan out custom routines for clients, and highly qualified instructors lead Zumba steps, spinning seminars, and, at certain locations, fast-paced Les Mills classes. The professional staff also offer nutritional counseling at all locales.

Aspen Athletic Club says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.aspenathleticia.com/
Detroit
Only $99 means 80% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Aestheticians use advanced Syneron Intense Pulsed Light laser to banish unwanted fuzz on all skin types. Aestheticians at Fusion The Salon banish unwanted body stubble with help from the advanced Syneron Intense Pulsed Light laser. Capable of targeting even minimally pigmented hairs on patients of all skin tones, the treatment works by delivering radio frequencies deep into the skin, delivering notice of termination to the offending hair follicles in the form of thermal energy and a strongly worded email. Treatments can last anywhere from 10 minutes for small areas to 90 minutes for larger areas and result in few side effects, though some patients may experience short-term reddening of the newly smoothed area.
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Google Places reviewer, 6/8/10 says "The staff was friendly and customer service was excellent. "

Buyers should note Expires Dec 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://fusionthesalon.com/
El-Paso
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Balls thunder down 40 bowling tracks at alley with 130 video games, four amusement rides, darts, billiards & shuffleboard. Vibrant murals of palms, cabanas, and beaches surround 40 bowling lanes at Oasis Lanes, evoking the spirit of a tropical getaway. In some ways, the alley is an island of recreation unto itself, equipped with 130 video and redemption games and four amusement rides including the Cobra roller coaster. Billiards, darts, and shuffleboard round out the list of projectile-based amusements, and a full bar and grill offers a place to kick back and catch the game. Special events include teen nights, holiday parties, and glow bowling, during which black lights draw extra attention to neon bowling balls and freshly bleached pinafores.

Oasis Lanes says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Erie
Only $65 means 52% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Lobster dinner includes Maine-bred crustaceans, mussels & crab cakes; filet mignon & lobster tails form surf 'n' turf meal. Just in time for an idyllic date, GetMaineLobster.com's overnight shipping gives heroic chefs ample opportunity to pretend they caught the sea bounty barehanded from the neighbor's kiddie pool. Follow one of GetMaineLobster.com's handy recipes—including a delectable Ebetino Denver lobster boil—to ensure a successful feast, but feel free to dress the lobsters in special hats or make a lobster-shell suit for all-important Lobsterman superhero appearances.

Jeff K., Yelp, 8/8/11 says "GetMaineLobster.com"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://getmainelobster.com/
Eugene
Only $89 means 51% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Carpet technicians scour shag with nontoxic, all-natural products & low-moisture deep-extraction system to spurn spots without residue. Though Healthy Home Carpet Cleaning sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

George Bush Sr. says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.healthyhomeoregon.com/
Evansville
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Charmingly designed gloves & 50+ apron styles protect men, women & kids from kitchen spills. Little misses ages 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) while trying to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.

Connie G., Peanut Butter and Whine, 2/1/12 says "I loved the feminine look and the fun pattern, but after I tried it on I fell in love with the style and the fit. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flirtyaprons.com/
Fairfield-County
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Specialty pizzas with toppings such as barbecue chicken, white clams, bacon & garlic coexist with pastas, subs, calzones & salads. A man can't build such a pizza universe without some serious pies. But inspiration isn't a problem for Mike and his chefs, who've designed about 25 specialty circles with selections from more than 30 toppings, all available on gluten-free and whole-wheat crusts. In addition to specialty pizzas, the cooks concoct other Italian-American fare such as shrimp parmigiana and mini pizza rolls that are more convincing than Pluto is as a standalone planet.

The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.planetpizza.com/
Fort-Lauderdale
Only $75 means 56% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Certified flight instructors supervise students as they navigate around South Florida on Cessna 172 planes during one-hour flights. StatusAir's Discovery Flight lessons grant spectacular views of South Florida as experienced instructors rated by Certified Flight Instructor-Instrument (CFII) school potential pilots and otherwise first-time flyers in the art of running a Cessna 172 plane. Along with comprehensive ground lessons, they'll also supervise the flights and end with a debriefing on the ground, gently reminding participants that capes are optional.

George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://statusair.com/
Fort-Myers-Cape-Coral
Only $499 means 58% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Boat club’s online reservation system matches members with vessels chosen from extensive fleet and prepped by club mechanics. Designed to take the hassle out of ocean outings, Destination Boat Clubs matches members with crafts from its fleet of seaworthy deck boats, cabin cruisers, fishing boats, and bow riders housed at five locations across the Florida coast. Using an easy online-reservation service, members set up a rental time and arrive at the club to find their boat ready to go, with tanks filled and interiors cleaned. Vessels come equipped with tools ranging from iPod-ready stereos to onboard GPS systems, which help members to navigate the waves without the need to weld their own sextant. Clubs also feature onshore amenities, with outdoor pools and jacuzzis helping members to unwind before dinner and drinks at onsite restaurants and lounges.

Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Fort-Wayne
Only $12 means 67% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Center boasts family-friendly go-karts, arcade & putt-putt courses including one with fire-breathing volcano. Putt-Putt Fun Center combats the doldrums with the triumvirate of putt putt, go-karts, and arcade games. The center boasts three themed putt putt courses, one of which rumbles the ground under golfers’ feet with a volcano that regularly spews a ball of fire 20 feet into the air after the sun sets. Meanwhile in the Race Zone, go-karts zip around a track designed to accommodate all ages of driver, and double-seated family karts allow underage riders to tag along. The arcades allows guests to continue the simulation of extreme experiences with games such as Big Buck Hunter Safari, which helps players to feel the hunter-gatherer’s feeling of elation at a kill or shame at having to return home with rock stew. After a long day of activity, the center’s Snack Shack facilitates the scarfing of pizza, hot dogs, and soft pretzels, which can be washed down with a bottled Coke.

This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.puttputtfw.com/
Fort-Worth
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Lean Angus beef burgers, all-beef hot dogs, paninis & shakes served in eatery. After more than a decade on the Fort Worth restaurant scene, husband and wife duo David and Ann Shaw founded Shaw's Patio, Bar & Grill. Within their eatery’s dark, wood booths or on the outdoor patio, guests dine on burgers and hot dogs. These menu staples start as lean Angus beef patties and all-beef franks, and they emerge from the kitchen transformed into specialties including the andouille-topped ShawSauge burger or the chili-cheese dog. Regionally inspired paninis such as texas grilled cheese, a mix of warm brie and bacon sandwiched between slabs of texas toast, gain their stripes on the grill rather than by bartering with zebras. Shakes, malts, and a family margarita recipe complement the diner fare.

Erica A., Yelp, 7/28/11 says "We ordered the Old Fashion and Mushroom burgers that were very good along with the sweet potato waffle fries. The shakes are creamily delicious. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://shawsburgers.com/
Fresno
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Pies with 40 topping choices & 33 draft brews in comfy dining area with beer-centric décor. BC’s Pizza & Beer’s dining area packs eaters into booths as comfy as the belly-filling food it slings. On the walls, dozens of mounted tap handles and microbrewery mirrors display the eatery’s appreciation for beers from around the world. While loitering at the bar, imbibers can bask in the glow of flat-screen TVs, which stream a constant feed of sports and closed-circuit-camera footage of other restaurants’ televisions.

Jill G., Yelp, 7/2/11 says "Service is always good. Pizza is great. And always fun to do the beers around the world. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Gainesville
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Pro photographers teach newbies to correct common photo mistakes such as blurriness & bad exposures. Boasting photo credits in Sports Illustrated and the Daytona Beach News-Journal, husband-and-wife team Gregg and Angel Adams Pachkowski draws on its photojournalism experience to masterfully frame shots inside the 2,000-square-foot studio at Photography 35. During portrait sessions, Angel carefully tailors classic lighting and works to keep sitters relaxed so the camera captures their true personality. And when working a wedding, both photographers flit seamlessly in and out of the crowds to capture unposed moments, from spontaneous dance parties to revelations that the groom is actually a horse.

George Bush Sr. says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.photography35.com/
Grand-Rapids
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Hand-rolled crust supports gooey cheese & veggie or meat toppings beside cheesy breadsticks, or patrons can order pizzeria fare a la carte. Under the quality-driven guidance of owner Jesse Pohlad, the team at JD’s Pizza Co. pile hand-rolled pizza crusts with house-made sauce and fresh toppings. Along a long counter, they top tomatoe-y swirls with custom combinations of veggies, sausage, and cheese while patrons gaze at their deft hands from behind a glass barrier. After a ride on a pizza peel and a quiet meditation session in a gunmetal-gray oven, each pizza—including JD’s signature Chicago-style deep dish—sports a crispy crust and bubbling surface of cheese. For those in the mood for other casual Italian fare, grinders, salads, and pasta dinners round out the menu.

Rita, Google Places, 2/22/12 says "the new owner is a great guy and makes some amazing food! The pizza there is great! "

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.jdpizzaco.com/
Green-Bay
Only $50 means 58% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! One of the largest adventure-sports providers in the United States connects thrill seekers with certified instructors across the country. Sportations connects amateur adrenaline jockeys to certified professional adventurers, entertaining 35 states with a nationwide network of aeronauts and speed demons to introduce habitual pedestrians to the wonders of skydiving, ballooning, hang gliding, and stock-car racing. Thrill seekers can zipline across a forest canopy, hollering like Tarzan or taunting nearby birds until they agree to race. Helicopter tours ferry patrons skyward over landmarks and cityscapes, whereas paragliding adventures get up close and personal with blue skies and clouds. For most sports, Sportations accommodates groups of any size, from physics classes empirically proving gravity's existence to solo ballooning supervillains declaring dominion over all they see.

Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.sportations.com/
Greenville
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Aestheticians cleanse & exfoliate skin, brightening faces & easing stress. The Spa on Main's mother-daughter team of passionate beauty experts promotes healthy skin with various facial, body, and nail treatments. Designed to rejuvenate inside and out, body scrubs and cleansing back treatments improve circulation and reveal soft and freshly exfoliated birthday suits. Signature facials melt away stress with steam treatments, and a pore-penetrating mask sends crow's-feet flying off into the sunset. A resident nail technician pampers digits with regular mani-pedis and long-lasting shellac polish, and head-to-toe waxing treatments whisk away unwanted hair with quick cloth-strip swipes.

Nickleback says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://pamperedpinkspa.com/
Hampton-Roads
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? A massage therapist kneads the body with gentle Swedish-massage strokes to release tension and improve circulation.. At Celestial Rain Massage & Wellness, Ebony Williams-Poindexter, a licensed massage therapist, and LaToya Bermudez, a personal coach, help clients to achieve happier, healthier lives. According to her profile, Williams-Poindexter aims "to break the cycle of stress that causes pain and ailments in the body" by administering services such as qi gong massage, an ancient Chinese practice that circulates internal energy. Williams-Poindexter gives massages at Celestial Rain Massage & Wellness but will also travel to client's homes or tree forts for an additional fee. Bermudez's stated goal is "to help her clients make a plan of action to turn their dreams into realities." Upon request, Bermudez will pray for clients to help them to meet their spiritual and emotional needs. She also fosters healthier lifestyles with fitness, weight-loss, and personal-development plans.

George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.celestialrainmw.com/
Harrisburg
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.

Bill Gates says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Hartford
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. A massage therapist uses Swedish maneuvers to relax the body and flush out toxins.. Massage therapist Jacinta Lambert, owner of Curative Touch Massage, believes massage is capable of relieving both physical and emotional stresses due to the inextricable link between mind and body. During her massage-therapy sessions, soft light from flickering candles and gentle music waft within a private treatment room that features a heated massage table. To induce even deeper relaxation, Jacinta places hot towels on the face and feet, hot stones on the legs, and provides heat therapy for the lumbar and other sensitive regions.

George Bush Sr. says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Honolulu
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Saunas and cool pools populate women-only spa, complete with jade meditation room, hot tub, and included robes and showers.. Over at the salon, aestheticians work out any lingering stresses with body scrubs, massages, and pedicures that outfit toes with bright colors before their next trip into pitch-black shoe caves. Staffers stock locker rooms with complimentary robes, ice water, and shower products to ensure pleasant transitions to and from the tranquil retreat.

Emiko T., Yelp, 8/8/11 says "it was very well kept, great cherry decor and very open with lots of mirrors and warm colors. We had friendly & great service "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.herbalspahawaii.com/
Houston
Only $30 means 52% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Sushi or skewered churrasco meats plus unlimited plates from expansive salad bar quash appetites for groups of 2–6. Open flames erupt across charcoal in Angus Grill Brazilian Steakhouse's sultry kitchen, where America’s Angus meats meet Brazil’s gaucho-style preparation, also known as churrasco. Waiters bearing wooden skewers stacked with freshly roasted pork, chicken, and beef circulate throughout the dining room, carving meats into endless servings of thin, tender slices. An array of sushi-inspired dishes, such as salmon rolls and tempura shrimp, is also on hand as a lighter alternative to the churrasco. Chandeliers glint above a glass-encased buffet filled with side dishes such as fried yucca as well as salad fixings and desserts. Diners scoot rustic wooden chairs in and out as they rise from tables to refill their plates or perform battle raps to live music that floats through the air Tuesday–Sunday evenings.

Paul Galvani, Houston Press, 3/25/09 says "I love the molten little cheese popovers they serve, and the small rice fritters that taste like some exotic species of hush puppy. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Huntsville
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Fried oysters and blackened mahi-mahi top list of regional favorites at restaurant decorated with homespun sayings that dates back to 1938. Despite the restaurant’s rapid growth, remarkably little has changed since those early days. Oliver’s wit and wisdom still covers the walls, and the menu still tempts with its stuffed crabs, USDA-certified steaks, and signature oysters. In keeping with the cozy atmosphere Oliver cultivated by necessity more than 70 years ago, shuckers stationed at the oyster bar chat with diners as they garnish half shells with hickory-smoked bacon and slap away the tentacles of sneaky krakens. Tom Bross of Delta Sky Magazine has some helpful words of advice for first-time visitors to the restaurant: "Let the Southern hospitality, laid-back tempo and maybe a cold one help you unwind."

crimsontidefans, TripAdvisor, 10/18/11 says "Wintzell's Oyster House"

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Indianapolis
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.

Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Inland-Empire
Only $24 means 85% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Famed comedy club showcases established comedians such as MADtv's Aries Spears & Felipe Esparza from Last Comic Standing. Since 1963, the Improv has peppered the nation with its famed comedy clubs, launching the careers of well-known jesters such as Andy Kaufman, Jerry Seinfeld, and Dave Chappelle into the public eye during breakthrough standup routines. Today's deal grants two people access to any upcoming performance between now and the end of September, plus two future shows from a calendar brimming with rib-tickling acts. As a former principal cast member on MADtv, Chicago native Aries Spears (March 22–25) charms audiences with his voice manipulation and sports-related anecdotes. Edwin San Juan (April 5–8), known for entertaining the troops during his Around the World in Eight Days USO campaign, delights with his laid-back musings on weighty topics such as race, gender, and politics, and the winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing (2010), Felipe Esparza (April 12–14), induces chuckle fits with his oft-imitated catchphrases. A menu of appetizers such as crispy mozzarella sticks and chicken tenders complements an assortment of alcoholic beverages and a refrigerator that emits laughing gas when opened.

Joshua W., Yelp, 5/30/09 says "I love this place! They have the nicest sweetest people working here. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
Jackson
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Amid vibrant mural of Italian boulevard, chef Tony handcrafts pastas, hand-cuts juicy beef fillets & sautés seafood in delicate wine sauces. As patrons relax in the elegant eatery, chef Tony whips up traditional handmade pastas, hand-cuts tender beef fillets, and drapes seafood entrees in subtle wine sauces. He also offers the Feed Me Tony option, where he'll personally customize feasts from start to finish and pair the appropriate wines to each course.

gamecocktim, TripAdvisor, 5/24/10 says "Rossini Cucina"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Jacksonville
Only $33 means 51% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fire 9mm ammunition from shared rental gun and shoot Smith & Wesson revolver at targets in climate-controlled indoor range.. When a former law-enforcement officer and a former Navy serviceman formed Second Amendment Outfitters in 2009, they aimed to cover all the bases their customers needed, including a firearms training center, retail store, and indoor shooting range in the plans. Once inside the climate-controlled shooting range, targets hanging from automated carriers challenge pistol- and rifle-brandishers to test their shots at six 23-yard-deep shooting lanes. Expert instructors assist inexperienced gunners in mastering pistol and rifle fundamentals during classes, and advanced trigger fingers can acquire name-brand firearms from the facility’s onsite or online shop. Should firearms require repairs or a new Bang! flag, a local gunsmith stops by twice a week to make adjustments and augmentations.

Nickleback says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Kalamazoo
Only $50 means 58% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! One of the largest adventure-sports providers in the United States connects thrill seekers with certified instructors across the country. Sportations connects amateur adrenaline jockeys to certified professional adventurers, entertaining 35 states with a nationwide network of aeronauts and speed demons to introduce habitual pedestrians to the wonders of skydiving, ballooning, hang gliding, and stock-car racing. Thrill seekers can zipline across a forest canopy, hollering like Tarzan or taunting nearby birds until they agree to race. Helicopter tours ferry patrons skyward over landmarks and cityscapes, whereas paragliding adventures get up close and personal with blue skies and clouds. For most sports, Sportations accommodates groups of any size, from physics classes empirically proving gravity's existence to solo ballooning supervillains declaring dominion over all they see.

The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.sportations.com/
Kansas-City
Only $25 means 80% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Photographers capture digital images on choice of background & share them with subjects who receive 40% off additional purchases. Though Target Portrait Studios sometimes feature a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires May 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.targetportraits.com/
Kansas-City
Only $25 means 80% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Photographers capture digital images on choice of background & share them with subjects who receive 40% off additional purchases. Though Target Portrait Studios sometimes feature a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires May 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.targetportraits.com/
Knoxville
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Oil-free & flame-seared Asian fare satisfies health-conscious diners with bold dishes from firecracker shrimp to general tso's chicken. Knoxville.com also favorably featured the Chinese eatery, highlighting distinctive décor details such as the color scheme of reds and earth tones. A flat-screen TV beams a live stream of Fan Chao's grill chefs, who spend most of their time searing or singing lullabies to each fresh morsel.

The d bag from Metalica says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://fan-chao.com/
Lakeland
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!First-time dancers learn the rules of the floor in group or private classes led by friendly, experienced instructors. Outside the ballroom, Just Dance also offers yearlong programs through its etiquette academy, where children aged 5–17 years develop skills related to sharing, table manners, and how to disarm a bully with a firm, respectful handshake. Kids can also exert energy in summer camps that include field trips, creative projects, and dance instruction in various styles such as hip hop, lyrical, and ballet.

R.L. Stein says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Lansing
Only $10 means 75% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. 20-page hardcover books anthologize digital pics & art with easy-to-use application & more than 200 layouts. The intuitive Picaboo application lets users drag-and-drop photos, insert witty captions across more than 240 predesigned page layouts, and personalize books using tens of thousands of available backgrounds. Once you've prepared your custom photo book, Picaboo gives you the option to share a copy via email, uniting the timeless truisms that "sharing is caring" and "emailing friends a photo is better than painting it on their car's hood."

Picaboo says "Choose your deal:"

Buyers should note Expires Oct 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.picaboo.com/
Las-Vegas
Only $25 means 74% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Former Smithereens frontman plays raconteur in compelling multimedia musical review of his 32 years in rock & roll business. From leading his band The Smithereens to power-pop stardom to making a run for the U.S. Senate, rock raconteur Pat DiNizio’s life story makes for a fascinating Las Vegas stage show. In the musical adaptation of his autobiographical audiobook Confessions of a Rock Star, Pat compels new audiences and longtime fans in a storytelling rock show full of classic hits and winsome reminiscence. Accompanied by rare footage and photos projected on vibrant video screens, Pat punctuates his 32 year musical odyssey with songs by The Beatles and Buddy Holly that sharpened his musical senses, along with a smattering of Smithereens hits such as “A Girl Like You.” Funny, sincere, and devoid of hubris, Pat’s candid recount of experiences in the rock 'n' roll industry serves as riveting entertainment for music fans, and as a cautionary tale for musicians wishing to time travel to the '80s to start their career. Included beer, wine, well drinks, and soft drinks (up to $6 value each) whet whistles as patrons savor Pat’s memories and melodies.

MosaicAngel, Ticketmaster, 11/29/11 says "these stories were both funny and sad in parts. I expected to be entertained by the songs and stories, but this exceeded my expectations! "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
Lexington
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Jon boats glide across idle-speed lake stocked with largemouth bass, bluegill & sunfish. Jon boats and pontoons putter across the calm waters of Wilgreen Lake Marina, while just beneath the surface, bass and bluegill flit past fishing lines. Founded by passionate bass angler Randy Nunley, the idle-speed marina strives to serve as a fisherman’s oasis. In addition to the rental fleet, a bait shop peddles live bait, tackle, and waterproof love notes for luring in fish. Nunley also fires up competitive spirits with annual bass tournaments.

This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wilgreenlakemarina.com/
Lincoln
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/page). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.

J Timbo says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Little-Rock
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Stock of dipped strawberries, organic fruit & gourmet gift baskets alongside hand-painted Easter cookies & spring-themed chocolates. Cherry Moon Farms's online catalog boasts hundreds of sweets, fresh-fruit assortments, and gourmet gift baskets for virtually any holiday, event, or gift occasion. Hand-dipped strawberries fly from its digital shelves dipped in white, milk, or dark chocolate and drizzled or rolled in a variety of toppings. Its selection of Mrs. Fields cookie tins and baskets supply milk-dunking ammunition and its handmade cake pops delight eyes and tongues simultaneously with moist, flavorful bites adorned with detailed designs such as lavender butterflies and zoo animals. The treats purveyor also presents its monthly fruit-club members with organic eats, berries, and other specialized goodies delivered each month via satellite-guided catapult. In addition to edibles, Cherry Moon Farm arranges a selection of spa baskets for at-home relaxation.

R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cherrymoonfarms.com/
Long-Island
Only $199 means 60% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Podiatry group with numerous "Best Of" accolades treats toenail fungus with fast, pain-free laser technology. Helmed by three experienced podiatrists, Dr. Joseph Burke, Dr. Erica Papathomas, and Dr. Scott Melamed, Cherrywood Foot Care Group’s exceptional staff has scored Long Island Press's Best of Long Island distinction two years running. Cherrywood Foot Care uses diagnostic ultrasound equipment, digital radiography, advanced fungus-removal lasers, and an onsite surgical facility to treat foot-related problems ranging from simple athlete’s foot, heel spurs, and ankle sprains to complex injuries acquired on the pro-hopscotch circuit.

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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cherrywoodfootcare.com/
Los-Angeles
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Beach cruisers let renters zoom down Venice Beach Boardwalk or Strand bike path from 9 a.m. to sundown. Bike Curious Rentals stocks a fleet of roughly 250 classic beach cruisers, seven- and eight-speed mountain bikes, and carts and small cycles for child riders. Once renters select a roadster, they can speed to the Venice Beach Boardwalk, located less than a block from the store, to navigate stretches of Venice Beach lined with palm trees, street performers, and street art more colorful than a tie-dyed sand sculpture. Or they can opt to veer onto the Strand, a 22-mile path along the Pacific coastline. The path winds past Santa Monica Pier's famed amusement park, Marina del Rey, and the aquarium and volleyball courts of Manhattan Beach. Bike Curious Rentals also sells water and Gatorade in addition to beach gear including sunscreen, beach towels, and volleyballs to help facilitate all-day bike rides and trips to the ocean.

Debra O., Yelp, 12/28/11 says "we immediately noticed how new the bikes looked. They had a great variety of mountain and kids bikes "

Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bikecuriousrentals.com/
Louisville
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.

Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Lubbock
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Armbands entitle visitors to unlimited access to more than 30 family, kiddie, thrill & water rides. In 1973, Jimmy and Katie Dean signed the papers to purchase Joyland Amusement Park, which had fallen into neglect after first opening in the 1940s. They thoroughly revamped the 13 attractions the park had then, and Katie still helps manage the more than 30 kiddie, thrill, family, and water rides that send guests rolling, spinning, and splashing today. From the Skyride's gondolas that sail high overhead, families take in scenic vistas of an antique carousel, the speedy Galaxi coaster, and a log flume powered by Old Faithful’s underachieving brother. Joyland opens its gates from mid-March until early fall, closing in the winter months for rollercoaster-hibernation season.

TouristTravelWorld blog, 10/10/11 says "It is a good sized amusement park for Lubbock. Kids like the water slides. Overall, nice something different to do in Lubbock. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 16, 2012




















Madison
Only $99 means 77% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Dental professionals brighten smiles during one-hour teeth-whitening treatments in full-service dental office with hardwood accents. Dr. Liberty Boucher helms Odana Hills Dental’s friendly team of hygienists and dental assistants, who tend to grins within the comforts of a newly renovated, full-service dental practice equipped with advanced technology. Comfortable treatment rooms—each furnished with a television, modern lighting fixtures, and rich hardwood accents—keep patients comfortable as the staff performs services that range from routine cleanings to delicate root-canal therapy. Digital x-rays and intraoral photography assist the staff’s keen eyes as they scan mouths for cavities or abnormal alignment. Cosmetic enhancements include thin veneers to cover up chips and teeth whitening, which works to put each tooth closer to its dream of growing up to be a pearl.

J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.odanahillsdental.com/
Memphis
Only $45 means 65% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Image experts touch up & transfer cherished photos to textured gallery-style canvases. Customers living in California, North Carolina, Nevada, Kentucky, and Washington will pay an additional fee for sales tax.

Anna L., Facebook, 3/5/11 says "To me good customer service will trump a bad product everytime, but a good product will never overcome bad customer service. With Canvas on Demand both were outstanding. "

Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
Miami
Only $59 means 53% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Swedish & relaxation massages detoxify muscles, improve ease of movement, relieve back pain & promote recovery from injury. Bumble and bumble., Kérastase, and Goldwell products beautify locks in the open-design salon, where mirrors float above tawny stylists' tables between sprays of purple orchids. Aestheticians rule over a separate spa suite to deliver facials, massages, and waxing with yonka products.

s s, Yelp, 9/25/10 says "Excellent Place!! Outstanding Service, very professional. The salon is quite spacious, thus, is not the typical small and crowded salon!! "

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Midland-Odessa
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.

George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Milwaukee
Only $39 means 78% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Acupuncture physician assesses overall health in consultation before freeing up body's energy pathways with very thin needles. An NCCAOM board-certified acupuncture physician, Scott D. Nelson employs a plethora of wellness-inducing services to fight such maladies as back pain and stress and promote weight loss and fertility. Initial acupuncture visits begin with a consultation, during which Scott takes the long view of an individual's overall health, assesses their goals for treatment, and measures their anxiety level by suddenly shattering the sound barrier. Afterward and on subsequent visits, he inserts very thin needles at key points on the body's energy pathways to release pent-up qi and restore the patient's vitality. Patients averse to needle-based therapy can opt for one of Scott's non-needle modalities, which extend to moxibustion, cupping, and electrotherapy, each adept at relieving chronic pains and aches.

This guy I know says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://acupuncturemke.com/
Minneapolis-Stpaul
Only $39 means 72% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Certified instructors impart strength-building poses, relaxing stretches, and deep-breathing exercises during classes for all skill levels.. Yoga Alliance–certified instructors lead each class, emphasizing form and safety as students stretch and align their bodies. After class, peruse the studio’s boutique, which teems with workout-friendly apparel and eco-friendly yoga mats from brands such as Alo, Manduka, and lululemon athletica.

J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Jun 19, 2012
Mobile-Baldwin-County
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Studio collection arms beauty-seekers with professional-grade makeup & mineral line eschews parabens, preservatives & chemicals. The mineral collection eschews parabens, preservatives, and chemical dyes in favor of natural, mineral-based ingredients that blend in easily with the skin's natural tones. Light-as-a-feather mineral foundations ($5+) come packed with SPF 15 to shield the face and its feelings from the sun's harsh gaze and its even harsher laser pointer, and are available in a quintet of shades, ranging from fair to deep. Lip gloss ($3) and eye shadow ($3+) contain vital vitamins known to hydrate and minimize fine lines, and bronzers ($8) can help achieve one's preferred pigment hue. Those who want it all can pick up the mineral starter kit ($20), which includes foundation, concealer, blush, and two brushes, all wrapped up in a canvas case.

Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/
Modesto
Only $45 means 50% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Grammy– & Tony–nominated star of Broadway’s Movin' Out sings & plays rock ‘n’ roll songbook of hits from Elton John & Billy Joel. Grammy– and Tony–nominated actor, singer, and musician Michael Cavanaugh binds the American rock 'n' roll songbook in his magnetic charm and munificent voice during a festive salute to the songs of Billy Joel and Elton John. Labeled “the amazing Michael Cavanaugh” by the New York Times, the charismatic crooner rose to fame when Joel handpicked him to play the lead role in the Broadway smash Movin' Out and to take his place in jury duty. Since then, the surrogate Piano Man and his ace band have marveled music fans nationwide with their wily interpretations of rock staples. Live, Michael rivals his heroes and steals their vocal DNA in Billy Joel jams such as “You May Be Right” and “Just the Way You Are” and Elton John romps such as “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting” and “Crocodile Rock.” The dapper singer’s jukebox brain also holds songs ranging from AC/DC to ZZ Top, so expect a grab bag of cuts to reverberate in Turlock Community Theatre’s acoustically friendly auditorium.

Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Mar 24, 2012
Montgomery
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.
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Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Napa-Sonoma
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Museum honors life & career of Charles M. Schulz, creator of Snoopy & Charlie Brown, with family membership that includes free admission. The Charles M. Schulz Museum and Research Center pays loving homage to the life and career of the legendary creator of the Peanuts comics. For 50 years, Schulz illustrated the adventures of Charlie Brown and his friends Snoopy, Linus, Pigpen, and Lucy in hundreds of U.S. newspapers. The museum maintains six permanent exhibitions, including a re-creation of Schulz’s studio, a morphing Snoopy timeline, the Peanuts–themed wall of his daughter’s nursery, and Linus's first blanket. Rotating exhibitions last for about four months, featuring such curiosities as a 13-foot-tall Charlie Brown sweater and an examination of Schulz’s evolving pen line. Museum memberships give patrons a discount on all museum stores, complimentary admission, and invitations to members-only events.

Fannie S., Yelp, 2/27/12 says "One of the rare museums where both my daughter and myself had a great time. "

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.schulzmuseum.org/
Naples
Only $12 means 50% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Flip-flop emporium in Coastland Center Mall stocks sporty, casual, and elegant flip-flops for the whole family.. Shoppers can find youth-friendly styles, elegant strappy designs suitable for black-tie beach parties, or "executive sidewalk surfers," which resemble business shoes but feel like flip-flops. A selection of sporty closed-toe shoes keeps toes comfortable on cooler days, and skincare products by Sun Bum protect skin. With an eye toward reducing the store's ecological footprint, general manager Brian Disarro told Naples Daily News that he stocks footwear made from reclaimed and recycled materials and illuminates displays with LED lights.

Pamela V. Krol, Naples Daily News, 2/18/11 says "Flip Flop Shops"

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Nashville
Only $13 means 52% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Italian sausage, ground beef, onions, black olives & spinach top brick-oven-baked pizza. Nestled inside Vito’s, its parent Italian restaurant, 1812 Pizza crafts piping hot New York–style pies for carryout or delivery. Before sliding each pizza into a brick oven, chefs arrange toppings such as spinach, tomatoes, carrots, pepperoni, and prosciutto into secret messages only legible at the 47-degree angle at which most slices enter diners' mouths.

CAS, UrbanSpoon, 12/1/11 says "I had the Rustica pizza and it was delicious for a meat lover. Very nice presentation with good meats and crust. "

Buyers should note Expires Aug 22, 2012
New-Orleans
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Pork & beef smoke over hickory chips for eight hours & bathe in homemade barbecue sauce before topping fresh-baked rolls & hefty platters. Smoke wafts out onto the patio of Squeal Bar-B-Q, tingeing the air with the sweet scent of roasting meats. Inside, pork and chicken smoke for eight hours atop a bed of hickory chips, which impart a far more sultry flavor than coal or the bundled pages of romance novels. Chefs then glaze each morsel in the eatery’s daily-made batch of signature barbecue sauce. Squeal's meat fixation extends beyond the smokehouse; desserts meld bacon and chocolate, and bartenders mix cocktails with house-infused bacon bourbon.

Megan Holt, Examiner, 1/15/10 says "The ribs were completely falling off the bone. Probably the best I've ever had. "

Buyers should note Expires Jun 20, 2012
New-York
Only $29 means 60% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Skirt steak with sauteed mushrooms or shrimp coated in spicy marinade sail to tables, accompanied by wine or beer & live music. The atmosphere at Gizzi's hums with a perfectly calibrated balance of lively music and intimate conversation fueled by classic American steakhouse dishes and expertly mixed cocktails. High-backed booths, brick walls, and a flat-screen television surround guests as they chat over flame-kissed steaks, seafood, and chicken dishes that just leapt off the sizzling grill like a spooked spatula. While socializing over the mixologist's painstakingly shaken and stirred libations, guests can get toes tapping to live music performances scheduled throughout the week, or hone their critic's eye during independent-film screenings held every other Sunday.

Usha L P., Yelp, 2/24/12 says "Our waiter was cool, food was delish! "

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.gizzisnyc.com/
North-Jersey
Only $25 means 57% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Slow-cooked short-rib sliders and crab-and-artichoke fondue pair with specialty cocktails amid intricate tree design and sultry lighting. The restaurant transforms into a massive dance floor in the later hours where top DJs spin hits, mash-ups, and '90s favorites as an LED lighting systems floods rooms in a wash of vibrant rays. When not hosting thumping dance parties and mingling guests at its black-and-white booths, the lounge hosts weekly Zumba fitness classes. Guests can rent the private dining area and main room for parties of up to 150 people, from bachelorette festivities to Flashdance extras' reunions.
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Ward B., Yelp, 8/12/11 says "the waiter was on point and brought the food out quickly. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thewestfive.com/
Ocala
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Chefs sling classic New England clam chowder, fresh Maine lobster rolls & grilled Reuben sandwiches. Peppermint Patties introduces New England classics to Florida palates. In the morning, spatulas flip up flapjacks or omelets bulging with the customer's choice of cheese, meat, and vegetables. Bowls teem with clam chowder during lunch and dinner hours, and authentic New England–style rolls embrace fresh Maine lobster, clams, or scallops. A kids’ menu of grilled cheese and chicken fingers is available for finicky youngsters or lobsters disguised in child-size overalls.

Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Ogden
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? House-made gourmet ice cream served in waffle cones made from scratch & topped with choice of 40+ candies, fruit, or nuts. The dessert devotees at Big Scoops Ice Creamery titillate taste buds with an extensive selection of gourmet house-made ice cream, made-from-scratch waffle cones, and ice-cream cakes and pies. The sweet shop’s 40+ ice-cream flavors—including peanut butter banana, brownie batter, and orange cream—are crafted fresh daily from high-quality ingredients, and, like a boring salad, can easily be coated with Swedish Fish, Junior Mints, or apple-pie filling. Big Scoops also caters events via its mobile sundae bar, adding sweetness to birthday parties, anniversary parties, or flash-mob reunions.

Big Scoops Ice Creamery says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Oklahoma-City
Only $99 means 84% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.GentleLase's laser treatments combine cryogen cooling to prevent skin irritation as laser superheats follicles into dormancy. Since receiving her board certification in 2000, Dr. Gina L. Ressler has been exploring and implementing advanced techniques, including minimally invasive skin-tightening procedures. In addition to being well versed in cosmetic injections such as Botox, Juvéderm, and Radiesse, Dr. Ressler possesses extensive experience in skin rejuvenation and tightening with Accent technology's radio-frequency thermotherapy. And for niche needs, Dr. Ressler calls upon Melissa Knight, a certified medical micropigmentologist who can apply permanent makeup, eliminating the need to wash your face before going to bed or beginning a pie-eating contest.

passionforlife, Citysearch, 9/16/10 says "The clinic was very clean and the room was decorated beautifully. "

Buyers should note Expires Mar 26, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.signatureskincare.com/
Omaha
Only $20 means 56% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Southern-born aesthetician nourishes skin with hydrating cleanser & flower enzymes, then massages face to soothe tension. Raised in an Air Force family that was constantly on the move, aesthetician Patricia Conway knows the value of feeling at home. She began Southern Charm Spa to leverage her passion for hospitality and her fascination with the skin—especially the way it glows after a facial, heals beneath LED lights, and lifts in response to gentle microcurrents. Patricia goes the extra mile by padding her array of facial and waxing services with extras such as prefacial pumpkin enzymes, prewax numbing creams, and skin analyses to customize skincare and carbon date lipstick stains. To educate others about her passion, Patricia's website includes an extensive FAQ section that covers the purpose, method, and after-care instructions for every service she provides.

R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.southerncharmspa.com/
Orange-County
Only $24 means 85% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Up-and-coming comics lure laughs in storied chain of comedy clubs that has showcased such stars as Ellen DeGeneres & Jerry Seinfeld. At Irvine Improv, comics lure laughs from deep within bellies while following in the footsteps of standup legends such as Ellen DeGeneres, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, and Dave Chappelle, all of whom have graced the Improv club stages. The club's calendar schedules comedians as often as six nights a week, alternating between big-name headliners and up-and-coming funsters who tickle funny bones with fresh material, abundant energy, and feathered reflex hammers. Upcoming acts include Sebastian Maniscalco, whose sarcastic skewing of modern manners was recently showcased in his Showtime special What’s Wrong With People (April 6–7), and mischievous Sirius Satellite Radio staple Mitch Fatel, whose boyish delivery disguises his devilish subject matter (April 12–14). Audience members munch on their choice of a savory appetizer, such as spinach-and-artichoke dip or fried calamari, while sipping a cocktail to avoid eye contact with the giant rubber chicken sitting at the next table (drinks not included with this Groupon).

Normz R., Yelp, 8/29/11 says ""

Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
Orlando
Only $33 means 83% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Auto-maintenance card gives drivers oil changes, tire rotations, flat-tire repairs, brake services, diagnostics & extra discounts. With participating locations nationwide, Auto Care Special lets customers reach out to their local garages for a grab bag of free and discounted maintenance services. Cards may be redeemed for multiple vehicles over the course of one year for services such as oil changes, safety inspections, and engine-light diagnoses. Those who move or create alter-egos over the course of the year can scan the locations page for participating garages in their new cities of residence to receive a complimentary maintenance bundle.

Auto Care Special says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://autocarespecial.com/
Palm-Beach
Only $39 means 75% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Doctor enlists state-of-the-art technology to reveal ocular ailments & draft accurate prescriptions in office rife with designer eyewear. Optometric physician Aaron Evans heads the skilled staff at Visual Eyes, a full-service optometry center that culls a 1,500-strong inventory of designer frames. State-of-the-art technology helps doctors uncover ocular ailments, ensure correct prescriptions, and reveal which jellybean flavor best matches patients' eye color. At the onsite lab, experienced technicians enclose single-vision or progressive lenses in frames from brands such as Chanel, Dior, and Cartier. Rows of top-quality spectacles perch atop dark wood shelves in the office's sleek show room, where track lighting illuminates glossy tile floors and crimson chairs.

This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bocaeyedoctor.com/
Pensacola
Only $39 means 61% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Houses get two-hour makeover sessions as one staff member sweeps, vacuums & scrubs away messes. The Rock Office and Building Cleaning Services LLC dispatches trained cleaners to homes and offices to eliminate messes by using high-quality, green cleaning products. During standard housekeeping trips, the staff mops up the kitchen, bathrooms, and any accessible underground lairs. By using environmentally friendly products, techs protect the health of homeowners, pets, kids, and the community, while at the same time delivering an effective deep-cleaning treatment. On top of domicile scrub downs, the licensed, insured, and bonded company offers general janitorial services, window cleaning, and pressure washing.

Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expiration varies
Philadelphia
Only $34 means 51% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Mani-pedis buff away calluses & hydrate skin, pumpkin antioxidants brighten complexions & hot-stone massage rains therapeutic strokes. Clients who choose the full-body package follow the Rejuve spa mani with a pumpkin exfoliating facial that burnishes away dead skin cells. The facial infuses complexions with pumpkins' natural antioxidants, beta carotene, and ability to stare straight ahead for weeks on end. Massage therapists soothe chronic aches and pains during a 55-minute hot-stone massage, which uses the warmth of therapeutic hot stones to succor spines.

Tiffany P., Yelp, 10/15/11 says "Yelp, 4-star average"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.rejuvedayspa.com/
Phoenix
Only $99 means 82% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Dental team pores over teeth in search of decay before scrubbing teeth and whitening enamel with Zoom!'s light-activated gel.. At Palm Dental, Dr. Ash Eskandari and his team dedicate themselves to developing long-term relationships with their patients through personalized care. The staff helps patients make informed decisions by explaining the benefits and expected outcomes of each general, cosmetic, or restorative procedure. It also guides patients through all financial aspects, such as insurance coverage, payment options, and the complex process of converting pinecones to dollars.

mbeezy, Google Places, 2/23/11 says "great experience with a friendly, easygoing atmosphere, from the doctor to his staff. The technicians have a great touch. The office is clean, bright "

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.palmdentalaz.com/
Piedmont-Triad
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Fully automated system tans clients from head to toe in seconds with FDA-approved tanning solution. Having begun as a single tanning shop in Greenville during the autumn of 1990, Ultratan has since blossomed into more than 70 locations throughout the Carolinas and Georgia due to its popularity and commitment to quality service. Over the years, the collection of spas has accumulated numerous awards such as Best Tanning Salon from the Daily Gamecock for providing the best equipment in both tanning beds and spray-tan technology. As a member of the International Smart Tan Network, its commitment to safe tans also encompasses a passion for keeping their customers educated about responsible tanning routines and never tanning without a helmet.

The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.ultratantoday.com/
Pittsburgh
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Patio dining & intimate seating lure diners who crave classic Spanish & Moroccan plates with fresh local ingredients & global influences. Nestled within a brick house along a neighborhood street in Shadyside, La Casa Tapas and Wine Bar greets springtime by opening its patio to warm breezes and showers of cupid arrows. Inside, a hanging Spanish guitar, lanterns lit by candles, and the wide grin of a bright red hearth contribute to a cozy, eclectic spirit. Diners may leisurely graze of meals and conversation by the reflective charms of the restaurant's outdoor pond.

Mike, FoodBurgh, 9/14/10 says "This quaint eatery on Ellsworth is full of vibrant waiters and bartenders, succulent food, and cozy atmosphere. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.casablanca212.com/
Portland
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Wine and cheese shop hosts tastings of five self-selected wines or instructs up to 10 patrons in tasty pairings of regional wine and cheeses. Stocked with fresh-baked bread, artisan cheeses, and wines from around the world, Blackbird Wine Shop initiates patrons to haute fare with customized tastings, wine-and-cheese pairing lessons, and cellars of bottles available for purchase. To preview the nose, bouquet, and sense of humor of wines, patrons can sample five self-selected vintages during evening tastings before committing to taking one home. For a more in-depth experience, groups of up to 10 can learn the most pleasing pairings of cheeses with eight regional wines, complementing each vintage’s flavor with three cheeses, olives, bread, almonds, and fruit.

Midge, Google Places, 1/6/12 says "Beautiful selection of wines, cheeses, and meats. Also, the fresh baked bread and olives are to die for. Owner Andy is very knowledgeable "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.blackbirdwine.com/
Portland-Me
Only $299 means 50% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Award-winning bed & breakfast with spa and literary past houses chic guestrooms & full-service spa. Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.

Steve A, TripAdvisor, 2/26/12 says "Not only are the accommodations and amenities top notch, the entire staff at the Snapdragon Inn are people who put you at ease. "

Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://snapdragoninn.com/
Providence
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Chefs sling gourmet shrimp-arrabiatti pizzas, stuffed shells & 12 in. linguica & cheese subs alongside beer & wine.. Owner Howie Mallowes set up shop across from the Martha's Vineyard ferry terminal, where his restaurant specializes in infusing New York–style pies with gourmet ingredients such as shrimp, gorgonzola, and steak. Amongst the fresh harbor air, staffers shuttle whole pizzas and single slices to tables of visitors and regulars until the wee hours of 2 a.m. every night. The menu plays host to more than a dozen specialty pizzas such as the Pizans "Soon to be Famous" Clam Pizza, which just signed a three-picture deal with DreamWorks. Pizzas share stomach space with pastas, oven-baked grinders, footlong subs, beer, and wine.

Jeff G., Yelp, 12/14/11 says "Pizan's has a wide variety of very inventive specialty pies "

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://pizanspizza.com/
Raleigh-Durham
Only $49 means 83% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Taking digital radiographs gives Dr. Garrett an up-close look at mouths while imparting 90% less radiation than traditional x-rays.. From performing research and leading seminars for a leading manufacturer, Dr. Katherine E. Garrett DDS, PA experienced many facets of the dental world before opening her own practice in 2004. It’s within this clean, stone-accented office that she dotes on patients’ smiles during general and cosmetic services with modern equipment, including intraoral photos that post chompers’ good sides onto a computer monitor. In addition to teaching patients tips for maintaining their oral health, Dr. Garrett keeps her own knowledge sharp by attending continuing-education courses.
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Kevin J., Insider Pages, 10/26/11 says "She's the most friendly and professional dentist in the area. Thumbs up! "

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.drkgarrett.com/
Reno
Only $175 means 50% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! FAA-certified pilot helms introductory lessons incorporating basic, hands-on maneuvers atop an Apollo Trike powered hang-glider. Strapped into an ultramodern Apollo Trike powered hang-glider, FAA-certified instructor Paul Hamilton pilots air tourists above South Lake Tahoe’s crystalline expanse, which reveals picturesque reflections of the Sierra Mountains’ snow-capped crags. A light-sport aircraft powered by a purring Rotax engine, the Apollo Trike enables the prolonged airtime and weather compatibility not found in flights with a conventional hang-glider or out-of-control umbrella. During Paul’s introductory, intermediate, and advanced lessons, students swiftly suit up in appropriate flight gear before a quick safety briefing prepares them for the journey. An emphasis on hands-on training anchors the interactive lessons, which require no previous experience and may even take off in winter thanks to Ultimate Flight’s heated apparel and midflight campfires.

The d bag from Metalica says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://hangglidingtahoe.com/
Richmond
Only $289 means 60% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Doctor with 20 years of experience in cosmetic procedures uses noninvasive technology to target fat cells in stubborn bulges. Fat cells crystallize inside the body, which gradually flushes them out, resulting in fat loss that may begin appearing three weeks after sessions, is most dramatic two to four months after the session, and continues for up to six months. Some patients may experience temporary minor bruising, aching, or temporary numbness, but there is no downtime, and guests may immediately resume a normal routine of working, running errands, and wishing that they had an extrudable tongue. Research reveals an average of 20% fat reduction in treated areas, giving clients a boost of confidence in slimmer physiques.

Nickleback says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.theartofsurgery.com/
Rio-Grande-Valley
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 


Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.

Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Roanoke
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Victorian building with vintage décor sets a quaint scene for Shellac manicures and massages. Set in an old Victorian building, The Vintage Spa lives up to its name. The classical theme carries to the interior, which is appointed with wicker furnishings, heavy curtains, and ornate bronze lamps. In this quaint setting, hair and skincare specialists attend to the aesthetic needs of men and women. Stylists spruce up hairdos—cutting, coloring, and foiling heads and their meddling schemes. Aestheticians nourish skin with services including facials and microdermabrasion, and massage therapists relieve both physical and mental ailments.
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The Vintage Spa says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Rochester
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Sushi chefs enfold raw & cooked seafood into rolls & create vegetarian & dessert variations, such as tempura-cheesecake roll with fried Oreo. California Rollin' Sushi Bar's crew of nimble-fingered sushi slingers, led by master chef Tom Beaman, adroitly rolls fresh seafood into sushi while fixing up 70 cooked comestibles that populate an extensive Americanized menu. Raw sushi rolls include the hamachi maki that corrals lemon-kissed yellowtail and scallions and the cooked Cinema roll spotlights shrimp and avocado in a steamy scene with crisp onion rings. The Leviathan roll conjures Moby Dick with its whale-esque girth, inspired by an eel and cucumber roll inside another rolled layer of tempura shrimp and seaweed salad. Unique dessert rolls, such as the tempura-cheesecake roll with a fried Oreo, keep lonely sweet teeth from sprinting off to the nearest sugar mine, and a lengthy list of sake pours can complement each bite.
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b. long, Rochester's Endless Buffet, 4/1/10 says "The food is delicious and creative. The menu is very non-traditional with some pretty funky twists on the sushi format. "

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.californiarollin.com/
Rockford
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Swedish massage's gentle strokes relax and relieve tension; deep-tissue massage's directed pressure reduces chronic pain.. Kneaded Relief Massage Therapy owner Kelli Boening has worked as a surgical assistant for 25 years, and has been licensed in massage therapy for 17 years. Throughout this time, she's been able to share her in-depth knowledge of the human body with students, having taught anatomy and physiology at the Arizona School of Integrated Studies. As a bodywork expert, Kelli specializes in Swedish and deep-tissue massage techniques, which not only relax the body, but also relieve pain and injuries. Her other massage services include sports massage for athletes, prenatal massage for expecting mothers, and hot-stone massage for hypothermic riverbeds.

Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Sacramento
Only $2599 means 64% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. After exam with x-rays & mouth impressions, oral experts straighten crooked chompers with clear, removable aligners in 6–15 months. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.

Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.smiletimedental.com/
Salem-Or
Only $55 means 56% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Technicians inspect hinges, rollers & chains, adjust & lube moving parts & replace batteries of remotes or keyless entry systems. For more than 20 years, Woodward Heating, Inc. has dispatched North American Technician Excellence–certified techs to repair furnaces and air conditioners or install Lennox heating and cooling systems. The crew can fix gas, oil, and electric furnaces from any brand. They also install garage doors and clean ducts, banishing dust for easier breathing. Free in-home estimates precede the services, and a lifetime guarantee on their workmanship ensures satisfaction for all mortal clients.

PMad, Google Places, 1/14/10 says "Very honest business, they care about their customers "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.woodwardheating.com/
Salt-Lake-City
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. With 20 years of experience, chef Joe teaches pupils to roll four rolls and two nigiri between sips of BYOB beverages before karaoke party. A long chrome counter in front of Mt. Fuji's sushi bar seats patrons for an up-close view of the chef's expert skills as he rolls Gokudo rolls with ginger and mackerel and Nemo rolls stuffed with salmon topped in unagi and mango. The kitchen also serves Japanese cuisine from shoyu ramen with sliced pork to chicken teriyaki to wasabi steak. Chef Joe transfers his master skills to novice sushi rollers in BYOB sushi-making classes every weekend, during which they can eat their freshly wrapped creations and belt out love songs dedicated to the most beautiful salmon at karaoke parties.

Ted Scheffler, City Weekly, 2/10/10 says "The class was way fun! It was BYOB, so we brought a tasty bottle of sake, and learned the art of roll making for a couple of hours. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
San-Angelo
Only $149 means 70% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Thorough dental exam & x-rays ensure oral health before custom-fitted trays ensconce smiles in peroxide whitening gel. As its name implies, preventive and cosmetic practice Familia Dental strives to accommodate families, with time slots for working parents in the evenings and on Saturdays and an indoor play area for youngsters. Its orthodontics, whitening services, and traditional dentistry finesse the smiles of both kids and adults using technology such as a digital x-ray machine, which releases 80% less radiation than its analog counterparts and 90% less radiation than Spiderman’s big toe.

Familia Dental says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
San-Antonio
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!25 burgers & wraps dazzle taste buds with unexpected toppings beside signature steak fries & frothy malts overflowing into tin sidecars. Touting the Best Burgers in the Full-Service Chains category according to the 2010 Zagat Fast-Food Survey, Red Robin crafts a menu of gourmet burgers stacked high with manifold fixings. The eponymous Royal Red Robin burger ($9.89) sits under an umbrella of fresh fried egg and applewood-smoked bacon, and the Burnin' Love burger ($9.59) flaunts a mélange of fried jalapeños, salsa, and pepper jack cheese as fiery as a dragon’s yawn. Chicken sandwiches also abound, from a smoky stack basted in Whisky River barbecue sauce ($9.79) to bistro-style bruschetta chicken ($10.49) layered with house-made salsa, provolone, and balsamic cream on ciabatta bread. Sweet enough to turn your napkin into a valentine, a mint-brownie shake blends Nestlé Toll House confections with rich ice cream and a frothy cap of whipped cream. Chefs also sheath a trio of sandwich wraps ($9.99), toss meal-size salads ($6.99+), and crisp steak fries in trans-fat-free oil. Menus vary for each location and can be viewed online.

K G, iDine, 2/25/12 says "we usually get chicken sandwiches - some interesting combinations and always fresh and tasty! The bottomless fries are a hit with my husband "

Buyers should note Expires Jun 13, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.redrobin.com/
San-Diego
Only $39 means 54% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Amid environs enlivened by tropical plants, full marble-topped bar & warm lights, massage therapists loosen muscles with custom pressure. Palm fronds and trailing ivy frame the mirrors that adorn stylists' stations and spa rooms, imbuing every hair, nail, and tanning service at enVus Salon & Day Spa with an island ambience. Massage tables dwell within individual treatment rooms, where exotic tribal masks hang from citrus walls as miniature fountains make pleasant burbling noises to evoke the relaxing sounds of a trickling creek or overflowing bathtub.

enVus Salon & Day Spa says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.envussalon.com/
San-Francisco
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!A 60-minute massage incorporates Swedish and deep-tissue techniques to relieve tension, improve circulation, and increase flexibility.. Green Chiropractic Clinic’s whole-person approach is never more apparent than during treatments with Dr. Sahourieh, whose experience tending to backs and Bay Bridges with bad posture gives him insight into the underlying causes of discomfort. His holistic approach to health also informs the clinic’s eco-friendly practices, which include paperless operations and conserving resources when possible.

Samuel B., Yelp, 10/15/11 says "Every time I leave, I feel spectacular. I'd go every day if I could. "

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
San-Jose
Only $80 means 50% off!!! 


This deal is so good that it does not compute! Techs cleanse cars inside & out before polishing paint jobs with high-tech carnauba wax & clay-bar treatments. The experienced techs at AJ Auto Detailing have been revamping rides for more than 25 years with an array of detailing services. Using ultra-purified water, technicians wash exteriors by hand before slathering painted surfaces with industry-standard polymer sealers and carnauba wax. They also eradicate oxidization, undo dents, and steam clean engines to remove grease, oil, and any carrots lingering from the car's last collision with a produce stand.

kay s., Yelp, 4/16/11 says "AJ Auto Detailing"

Buyers should note Expires Nov 28, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ajautodetailing.com/
Santa-Barbara
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Generous helpings of pasta mingle with chicken dishes, sandwiches & pizzas at eatery with homemade dressings. Enormous portions of pasta weigh down tables inside Petrini's Italian Restaurants, which specialize filling stomachs with old-school Italian fare. Inside the kitchen, chefs cover thin crusts with slices of salami, mushrooms, and barbecue chicken to make custom pies. Swirls of steam float above plates of gnocchi, tortellini, and ravioli, and generous helpings of chicken and veal parmesan slip between slices of sandwich bread or go solo as dinner entrees. Petrini’s homemade salad dressings top crisp salads, and can be purchased by the bottle, gallon, or super-soaker tank.

Jamie K., Yelp, 8/4/11 says "This is one of my favorite restaurants to come with family for a yummy, casual meal. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.petrinis.com/




















Santa-Cruz
Only $49 means 76% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Groups of up to 10 are guided through flights of nearly 30 olive oils by knowledgeable tasting guides & receive 10% off purchases. Imported from the many olive-producing corners of the globe, The True Olive Connection's treasury of 30 freshly made, cold-pressed extra-virgin olive oils accentuates the flavor profiles of vinegars, wine, and hors d'oeuvres during private tasting sessions. Culinary experts lead oil-sampling groups of 8–10 through the shop's many flavors—which include basil, blood orange, and garlic—and offer insights into the oil's country of origin, method of production, and ability to coat a Greco-Roman wrestler. Mingling with olive flavors, more than 20 varieties of imported white and balsamic vinegar add a piquant punch while wine and hors d'oeuvres further enliven palates already tingling with the tangy pressings of tree fruits. Medium-sized bottles of chipotle extra-virgin olive oil ($15) smolders with the spicy personality of a tabasco-soaked flamenco dancer, and lavender balsamic vinegar ($15) lingers on lips with a sweet, floral aftertaste. Sampler bottles are also available in packs of six, providing an opportunity to sample a swath of various oils. As tongues slowly process the complex bouquet of flavors, tasters can browse the shop's inventory of bottles, which are available to Groupon holders at a 10% discount.

Carma H., Yelp, 12/31/11 says "They can guide you on how to taste or how to choose the oil for your intended purpose. "

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://trueoliveconnection.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $99 means 73% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Dental team looks through mouths for decay & other issues with x-rays, cleans teeth, or coaxes out stains with professional whitening gel. Oak Park Dental Group has restored smiles for more than 36 years, and the office currently consists of a friendly staff and three doctors who combine their varying specialties to cover the entire dental spectrum. Though emphasizing different areas of dentistry, such as cosmetic, periodontal, and family dentistry, the three doctors share a comprehensive approach to dentistry, considering both the function and aesthetic appearance of each individual tooth. The dentists' use of Cerec crowns, which are stronger than traditional crowns while appearing natural, demonstrates their commitment to working with advanced technology to improve both the health and look of teeth. This advanced equipment is housed in an office that swells with elegance. In the lobby, dark hardwood floors run beneath leather furniture, and soothing yellow walls are relieved by broad windows that overlook a lush green lawn.

The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.oakparkdentalgroup.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $99 means 73% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Dental team looks through mouths for decay & other issues with x-rays, cleans teeth, or coaxes out stains with professional whitening gel. Oak Park Dental Group has restored smiles for more than 36 years, and the office currently consists of a friendly staff and three doctors who combine their varying specialties to cover the entire dental spectrum. Though emphasizing different areas of dentistry, such as cosmetic, periodontal, and family dentistry, the three doctors share a comprehensive approach to dentistry, considering both the function and aesthetic appearance of each individual tooth. The dentists' use of Cerec crowns, which are stronger than traditional crowns while appearing natural, demonstrates their commitment to working with advanced technology to improve both the health and look of teeth. This advanced equipment is housed in an office that swells with elegance. In the lobby, dark hardwood floors run beneath leather furniture, and soothing yellow walls are relieved by broad windows that overlook a lush green lawn.

This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.oakparkdentalgroup.com/
Seattle
Only $39 means 61% off!!! 


What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Chef with 40+ years of cooking & restaurant experience teaches small classes techniques for crafting traditional Italian dishes. Growing up in the Italian port town of Brindisi, Luigi DeNunzio frequented the colorful outdoor markets with his father. Surrounded by stalls bursting with local produce, meat, fish, and dairy, Luigi discovered his love of rustic cuisine composed from the freshest regional ingredients. After immigrating to Seattle in 1977, Luigi amassed experience in both cooking and business while working at a handful of the city’s Italian restaurants. In 1989, he opened Al Boccalino, where tables covered in white linen host plates of hearty Italian fare. Since then, Luigi has expanded his oeuvre to include cooking classes as well as a second, more casual eatery, Café Bengodi.

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Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Shreveport-Bossier
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Family-operated home-décor emporium & greenhouse with tropical plants & locally grown shrubs. The Ellis family traces its history of working with plants to the late 1800s, when they operated a pottery-manufacturing company in Texas. Current-generation family members build from their familial expertise at all five of their store locations, spread between Louisiana and Texas. Twice a year, the Ellises travel overseas to identify upcoming horticulture trends decided by UN meetings in The Hague. This has expanded their decorative focus to include all aspects of home décor to complement greenhouses filled with tropical blooms and locally grown shrubbery. Clocks, lamps, and vases score homeowners extra credit in interior-design classes, and fountains and outdoor furniture make gardens hospitable for warm weather. The Ellises encourage creativity with hands-on classes in subjects such as making centerpieces, weaving wreaths, and tying ribbon into perfect bows.

Ellis Home and Garden says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires May 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ellispottery.com/
Sioux-Falls
Only $49 means 58% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Stylists free hair of split ends, swathe locks in brilliant all-over color & send clients home with bottles of color-protecting shampoo. Purchased in 2009 by husband and wife team Jeff and Joni From, Chameleon Hair Design had already seen more than a decade of success in Sioux Falls. A dramatic remodeling increased the size of the salon more than two-fold and added a new spa wing, transforming Chameleon Hair Design into a full-service salon-spa. Expert aestheticians and stylists sing from a songbook of services that includes trendy haircuts, waxing, and Opi gel manicures. The salon keeps hair podium-ready with a catalogue of professional-grade products from brands such as Redken, Opi, and Aquage, helping clients to style at home or on the go without having to tote a stylist around in a BabyBjörn.

J Timbo says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
South-Bend
Only $14 means 53% off!!! 


I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Bike experts comb over two-wheelers to check & lubricate moving parts & test them for adherence to safety standards. When bikes fall ill, they can drag themselves over to The Avenue Bicycle Station and ask for Scott and Hanna Kelsey, who not only sell bikes but repair and restore young and old two-wheelers alike. The Kelseys—whose shop is an outlet for Schwinn, Mongoose, and GT velocipedes and their closest relatives, Star Trac spinner bikes—have the chops and tools to fix up even the most busted of bicycles. Their pick-up and drop-off service lends a helping hand to busy riders on Tuesdays and Thursdays. To aid home bike technicians and entrepreneurs looking to invent Bike 2.0, they’ve amassed piles and piles of hard-to-find and vintage parts in a special salvage yard.

Dawn, Google Places, 8/20/10 says "The owner is very knowledgeable, helpful, and kind. "

Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
Spokane-Coeur-Dalene
Only $45 means 65% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Image experts touch up & transfer cherished photos to textured gallery-style canvases. Customers living in California, North Carolina, Nevada, Kentucky, and Washington will pay an additional fee for sales tax.

Anna L., Facebook, 3/5/11 says "To me good customer service will trump a bad product everytime, but a good product will never overcome bad customer service. With Canvas on Demand both were outstanding. "

Buyers should note Expires Aug 22, 2012
Springfield-Ma
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Lobster pot pie, braised corn beef & roasted turkey served inside brick tavern constructed in 1812. Behind the rust-red façade of The Brewmaster’s Tavern, a brick fireplace casts rough-hewn pillars and long tables in a soft glow. The historic tavern dates back to 1812 and may have once hosted the nation’s founding fathers for rounds of grog and annual wig swaps. Now, The Brewmaster’s chefs pay homage to New England’s culinary legacy with meats marinated in beer and sherry sauces alongside tender chunks of seafood baked in flaky pastry crusts.

thomas n., Yelp, 7/14/11 says "The waitstaff are always very friendly and the atmosphere is attractive, warm, and comfortable. "

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Springfield-Mo
Only $20 means 60% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Name-brand equipment for home improvement, lawn care, plumbing & construction work available for hourly, daily, or weekly rental. Superior Rents' owners, Dan and Steve Wohnoutka, trace the genesis of their business back to their own childhoods spent on a modestly equipped farm. With an appreciation for how proper tools and equipment can make projects run smoother, they decided to stock three locations with plumbing, construction, and lawn-care equipment for homeowners and contractors to rent on an hourly, daily, or weekly basis. Their online catalog hosts a roster of rental equipment, from power drills for household projects to forklifts for hanging Do Not Disturb signs on asteroids. Customers can arrange for equipment to be delivered to their work site or drop by one of three locations to pick up gear.

This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://superiorrents.com/
Stlouis
Only $25 means 58% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Kebabs, pan-seared tilapia, paella & other traditional Brazilian dishes entertain diners alongside live music on select nights. Inside Coco Louco Brasil’s dining room, swirls of aromatic steam dance above platters of fresh seafood and meat skewered and grilled in the traditional Brazilian churrasco style. From behind the full bar, the restaurant's mixologist tops off glasses with cocktails, including the signature Brazilian drink known as the caipirinha. Most weekend nights, a host of live musicians entertain patrons with music ranging anywhere from traditional Brazilian samba to modern pop to playing the Canadian frog xylophone.

Kid Knockout, Urbanspoon, 1/28/12 says ""

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Stockton
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Hairstylist snips freshly shampooed hair & adds all-over single-process color or partial highlights for vibrant, prismatic hues. Inside Visible Changes's vast, bright interior, seasoned hairstylist Megan Spurgeon is hard at work, sculpting styles with exacting snips and illuminating locks with carefully colored highlights. Megan performs a range of hair services, keeping clients' coiffures healthy, stylish, and rarely mistaken for luxury floor mops.

The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Syracuse
Only $94 means 89% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Five NYS-licensed female technicians combat fuzzy patches with low-level lasers that penetrate the skin to destroy follicles at the root. Option 3) Buyer gets 3 Laser Hair Treatments for large areas that include: upper legs ($420/treatment), lower legs ($420/treatment), back (up to $420/treatment), full legs ($620/treatment) and arms ($270/treatment) (up to a $1,860 total value)
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The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.aenys.com/
Tallahassee
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! King crawfish, seafood gumbo, jambalaya & red beans & rice enjoyed amongst Big Easy memorabilia complete a New Orleans–style outing. Capturing the feel of the Big Easy throughout Florida, Po’ Boys surrounds diners with photos of New Orleans and Mardi Gras memorabilia, as well as the rich fragrances of gumbo, jambalaya, and crawfish. The menu presents firecracker shrimp, andouille sausage platters, and catfish fingers, which are proof one can never know what Mother Nature will do next. The downtown location remains festive with live music on the deck, while other locations, including the Killearn restaurant, host karaoke nights.

David, Google Places, 1/25/12 says "First place I ate when I first visited Tallahassee and still my favorite! Great food and a friendly staff. "

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.poboys.com/
Tampa-Bay-Area
Only $24 means 51% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Weekly meal plans praised in In Style make five kid-friendly meals & sides out of 20 seasonal ingredients. The set-up is simple: every Friday, the expert staff posts 20-ingredient grocery lists and recipes for five meals in classic, vegetarian, or gluten-free categories. The grocery lists eschew preservatives, processed foods, and frozen ingredients in favor of seasonal items that are good for you and the environment. Every recipe piggybacks off the others, so every item on the list creates balanced meals without waste. The list also includes estimated prices, which helps families balance their budgets or train for future appearances on The Price is Right. After following a quick recipe simple enough that kids can help, families gather around the table to enjoy diverse meals such as flank steak tacos, shrimp linguine, and butternut-apple bisque. At the end of 2011, only two years after Melissa started The Fresh 20, In Style magazine toasted the entrepreneur for creating one of the web’s “genius sites that make your day easier and better.”

The Fresh 20 says "Tampa Deals"

Buyers should note Expires Jun 20, 2012
Toledo
Only $40 means 50% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Historical inn built in 1899 features Victorian-style furnishings, whirlpools & complimentary breakfast. The inn's four guest rooms come equipped with four-poster beds, whirlpool tubs, and handmade soaps. A romantic, candlelit breakfast is served every morning. After a stroll through the lush gardens surrounding the inn, you can head into the town of Findlay to sample its collection of restaurants and antique shops.
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Reviewer, BedandBreakfast.com, 3/11/12 says "the breakfast was an apple pancake souffle and a couple sausages. it was very fancy and a fun new experience. "

Buyers should note Expires May 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.rosegateinn.com/
Topeka-Lawrence
Only $69 means 54% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Venus tool heats deep-seated tissue to promote collagen production and tighten skin with immediate results and minimal downtime.. After more than two decades as a family physician, Dr. Carla Phipps pursued training in laser aesthetics, Botox and collagen fillers, liposuction, and fat transfer. With these cosmetic techniques in her toolbelt, she joined forces with aesthetician Brittany Rivera to build a toolbelt factory, and then to found Laser & Cosmetic Center. The med spa's catalog of noninvasive treatments includes injectables, clinical facials, and body contouring.

Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Tucson
Only $12 means 43% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Hand-tossed pizza or homemade pasta created by chef from Palermo, Italy, accompanied by salad & drinks. Dough spins and jumps off chefs' fingertips before being topped with tomato sauce and fresh basil to become margherita pizzas or accumulating salami, black olives, and tomatoes to become a meaty Siciliana pie. Italian-born chef Lorenzo Iacopelli curates a menu of classic pizzas, pastas, and sandwiches, all served in a casual dining room with Italian memorabilia and checkered tablecloths.

Karl S., Yelp, 1/13/12 says "What a great family run place. The food was great! You can tell the food is freshly prepared. "

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bellavitapizzeria.net/
Tulsa
Only $8 means 50% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Hearty burgers, steaming bowls of chili & heaps of fries paired with frothy glasses of real root beer. Since Ron Baber and his family opened the first Ron's Hamburgers and Chili more than 35 years ago, his famous chili and hefty hamburgers have fueled the restaurant's expansion to 18 locations in Oklahoma. Each of Ron's menus still carries those specialty burgers, bearing toppings such as sausage chili or Cure 81 ham, and his famous chili, whose recipe has been carefully guarded by legions of polar bears for decades, fills cups and coats burgers regularly. More often than not, meals come with a frosty mug of house-made root beer.

Ron's Hamburgers & Chili says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ronschili.com/
Ventura-County
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 


I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Eco-conscious nursery hybridizes unique irises to complement its California native plants & low-water, nonindigenous varieties. Matilija Nursery yields seasonal crops of plants native to the Golden State and farther-flung environs—a stroll through the nursery’s rolling fields reveals such nonindigenous offerings as bearded irises that bloom in both spring and fall. Though the nursery has supplied Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, and Ventura counties with flora since 1992, its in-house botanical specialists began to hybridize Pacific Coast irises only recently, and the resulting varieties have proven as colorful as a sailor's vocabulary. Befitting of those who work so close to the earth, the nursery’s staff supports eco-friendly practices and populates the gardens with noninvasive, low-water plants. Customers can browse an online plant-availability database that regularly features botanicals such as matilija poppies, manzanitas, and hummingbird sages capable of luring their hovering namesakes in for a long drink of nectar.

J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"

Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.matilijanursery.com/
Washington-Dc
Only $25 means 72% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Elevated temperatures help muscles relax into deep, safe stretches & spur sweat to evict toxins from pores during challenging yoga classes. Though Hot Yoga sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Chelsea M., Yelp, 4/22/09 says "The instructors are fabulous. Each of them are kind, caring, attentive, and have something unique to offer and teach. "

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hotyogausa.com/
Westchester-County
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 


Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Homemade pasta & flavorful chicken & steak dishes decorate linen-topped tables at eatery with outdoor seating. Since 1981, Enzo's Restaurant has been serving homemade pastas and Italian meat and seafood entrees in a comfortable setting. The original chef, Luciano Savone, now owns the eatery and proudly displays dishes such as spinach-stuffed ravioli and shrimp scampi atop crisp linen tablecloths in his newly renovated dining room. The interior showcases glistening dark woods and a full bar, and guests can dine on the outdoor patio in warm weather or when they have a permission slip from a groundhog.

jes64, Trip Advisor, 12/20/11 says "The service was personal, the setting comfortable and the food exceptional. "

Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://enzorestaurant.com/
Wichita
Only $35 means 59% off!!! 


"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once.
Natural body wraps detoxify tissue and work to reduce inches and the appearance of cellulite. Elite Wellness and Weight Loss Center's welcoming staff is dedicated to helping patrons achieve weight loss through its personalized programs. During one-on-one evaluations, staffers analyze exercise, sleep, and eating habits and use their findings to develop realistic waist-whittling plans and timelines. The center's body wraps and infrared-sauna treatments work to reduce inches and cellulite, which appears as a result of edema and lack of circulation. The staff flushes excess toxins from the body by encasing it in a warm herbal wrap, helping increase circulation, lymphatic function, and empathy for leftovers.
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J Timbo says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Wilmington-Newark
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 


Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.

Nickleback says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Worcester
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 


I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.The custom massage uses connective strokes and varying degrees of pressure to relax the body and improve circulation.. From a young age, Jenny Lancey-Flammia had an interest in energy therapy and aromatherapy. In 2005, she put these passions into practice by founding Lunar Cycles of Transformation. Based on a holistic approach and knowledge of lunar cycles, Lancey-Flammia's practice employs a combination of modalities that use flowing strokes and various pressures to heal, repair, and cleanse the body. Her energy-therapy work optimizes internal processes and protects the skin against moonburn.

R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."

Buyers should note Expires Sep 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lunarcycles.abmp.com/
Youngstown
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 


Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.

R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."

Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/

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