Monday, March 26, 2012

March 26, 2012 Deals!

Abilene
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Shelves brim with tomes by Karen Kingsbury & Francis Chan in shops with encouraging faith-based gifts. The shelves of LifeWay Christian Stores brim with books, Bibles, and all manner of faith-based items to challenge minds and encourage souls. Customers can delve into books from a wide range of scribes, including a series of fictional fables by the New York Times bestselling author Karen Kingsbury and the passionate, everyday theology of Crazy Love, penned by Francis Chan ($11.99). Marty King's The Vow: The True Events that Inspired the Movie tale readers inside the inspirational lives of Kim and Krickitt Carpenter, and a plethora of Bibles in 10 translations includes study, children's, and gift Bibles, such as a faux-leather pink-and-brown Zondervan ($16.99). The shops also stock shelves with decorations and memorials for each season's holy observances, with everything from Advent wreaths to plush Easter lambs ($5.00) keeping customers mindful of the year's most significant days. LifeWay Christian Stores is closed on Sundays.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lifeway.com/
Akron-Canton
Only $17 means 76% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Personalized photo prints & emblems adorn hats & shirts & online design tools with templates & custom text yield attractive business cards. Once swathed in cotton photos of yourself, design a matching wall calendar (regularly $15.99+; discounted to $10.99+) to transform your home into a shrine of solipsistic introspection. Numerous packages are also available and customizable according to individual business needs.
Vistaprint says "Getaways with Expedia: Premium travel at an unbeatable value."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.vistaprint.com/
Albany-Capital-Region
Only $45 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Certified guides steer rafters of all experience levels on exciting Hudson River tour with wetsuits & gear included. The crew’s ultimate goal is to make rafting a fun adventure, which means that they take care of the business end, providing all safety equipment, transportation to launch points, and lessons for novices. When not on the water, the outdoors-loving crew also organizes mountain-biking and camping trips in New York and Pennsylvania.
Whitewater Challengers says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Albany-Ga
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Intimate apparel accentuates sexuality with satin, lace & silk in collections of bras, panties, chemises & corsets. Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
"Robocop says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.frenchlingerieoutlet.com/
Albuquerque
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Recipes for kung pao chicken, orange-peel shrimp, and noodle dishes passed down through three generations. Steam drifts from the hot kitchen, where the family moves swiftly amid pots that clamor metallically for attention. It is 1942 in the Sichuan province of China, and the cooks are working together in the new restaurant, Chow’s, to perfect the recipes and earn money for their family. Today, three generations later and on the other side of the world, Chow’s Asian Bistro fills with the spicy bouquet of scents that still hint at those same recipes, which have taken on influences from other culinary traditions over time. Chicken, beef, shrimp, and tofu steep in coconut-curry or kung pao sauce and twist among garlic-festooned sprays of broccoli. Additionally, pad thai, lo mein, and chow fun dishes call chopsticks into action like an orchestra conductor whose luggage is missing.
Michael Kitt, Urbanspoon, 3/6/11 says "Clean restaurant, friendly staff, kid friendly menu, relaxing atmosphere. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mychows.com/
Allentown-Reading
Only $29 means 68% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Heated Baptiste Vinyasa flow classes are scheduled six days a week and taught by a team of certified yoga instructors. As an associate Baptiste Vinyasa yoga teacher, studio owner Linda Zogas strives to develop personal relationships with each of her students as she guides them in their yoga practice. She draws upon previous teacher training with celebrated yogi Baron Baptiste and continues to deepen her knowledge through boot camps and workshops. With help from her four fellow certified instructors, Linda leads a schedule of heated Vinyasa-based classes designed to help beginner, intermediate, and advanced students sculpt long, lean muscles, increase flexibility, and tame restless spirit horses.
Mr. Quigly says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lindaspoweryoga.com/
Amarillo
Only $59 means 68% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Natural, plant-based peel erases blemishes and renews skin with less irritation than traditional chemical peel. The three women who cooperatively run A New Beginning Salon & Spa—hair stylist and colorist Isela, skincare and waxing specialist Betty, and aesthetician Teresa—share more than 50 years of combined experience. The trio relies on this wealth of knowledge to convert their location in the Olsen shopping center into a convenient getaway from the stresses of work, school, and everyday car chases. Their menu of relaxing spa services includes mani-pedis that trim and dress up nails, whereas massage chairs pamper backs and waxing treatments swiftly swipe away unwanted hair. Teresa uses ingredients such as glycolic acid and vitamin C to hydrate and exfoliate skin during facials, and Isela cuts hair into flattering new silhouettes before coloring strands with highlights and lowlights.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Anchorage
Only $39 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Massage therapists ease tense muscles through deep-tissue and Swedish techniques.. After sessions, students change, shower, or reapply makeup to smudged faces drawn on yoga mats in clean, simple changing rooms. Certified practitioners bustle past, moving to reach deep-seated tension and reduce physical discomfort in acupuncture sessions and massages.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.spiritpathyoga.com/
Ann-Arbor
Only $75 means 78% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. PARW/CC–certified writers showcase professional experience in creative ways and trim down existing resumes into effective formats. Smashing Resumes' staff of PARW/CC–certified writers have composed more than 15,000 resumes for employees new to the work force, experienced professionals, and CEO-level candidates. Unlike an overseas corporation specializing in uncompleted memoirs, all the writing is done by an in-house team that's well versed in pointed turns of phrase to effectively convey your message. The team is also familiar with the human-resources industry, and to take the intimidation out of getting started, the staff demonstrate creative ways to showcase your experience. In addition to composing resumes from scratch, Smashing’s wordsmiths trim down existing works. They shape them into clean, effective summaries in an attractive format while pointing out areas lacking in information, prompting clients to provide specific information with questions such as "How many genies did you put in lamps?" Representatives can be reached by phone or through Skype, chat, and live web sessions to address any lingering concerns, and also assist with the job-hunting process via online webinars.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://smashingresumes.com/
Appleton
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Highly trained sushi chef oversees creation of traditional nigiri and innovative sashimi and maki, as well as entrees with organic chicken. A low-slung sushi bar divides the lounge and dining areas, which share up-tempo music and a modern aesthetic despite their drastically different color schemes. The lounge boasts cool grays and fluorescent backlighting, and the dining section's vibrant red walls and lit sconces create a warmer feel throughout.
Emmie, Google Places, 12/21/11 says "Service was excellent. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.phinsushi.com/
Asheville
Only $40 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? In-house framers work to preserve photos, artwork & keepsake items using conservation materials. The staffers at Frame It to a T boast experience in a multitude of aesthetically driven fields—from visual art to interior design—but they specialize in conservation framing. The specialists expertly match jerseys, diplomas, photos, and artwork with acid-free mats and eye-catching frames. Ultraviolet-filter glass prevents sunlight from bleaching artwork or keepsakes, ensuring that prized childhood toys age as imperceptibly as a Twinkie. Those who do not already have artwork they wish to frame can peruse the shop’s selection of art and prints.
This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.frameittoat.com/
Athens-Ga
Only $25 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. CPR- & first-aid-certified guides lead 2-hour rafting trip through 5 miles of Class III & IV rapids with optional overnight stay & photo CD. Adventures Unlimited's prices vary by month.
Bill Gates says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 28, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.adventuresunlimited.net/
Atlanta
Only $99 means 85% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Licensed aestheticians enlist intense pulsed light to eviscerate unwanted tufts from targeted areas & slow down their regrowth. Natural Medical Solutions’ licensed aestheticians denude protoplasms of unwanted outgrowths through noninvasive laser hair-removal treatments. During brief, pretreatment consultations, patrons identify which hirsute area they wish to render smoother than a dance floor glazed in crisco. One of the spa’s tendril-terrorizing technicians then enlists the aid of a gentle laser, which combs over the targeted flesh while unleashing pulses of intense light that barely register with human senses. As the beams rain down like radioactive cats and dogs, they eviscerate unwanted tufts and slow or disable hair’s regrowth. By applying six laser hair-removal treatments to the same bodily domain, patients can expect to achieve the optimal, most-lasting results.
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Augusta
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Studio collection arms beauty-seekers with professional-grade makeup & mineral line eschews parabens, preservatives & chemicals. The mineral collection eschews parabens, preservatives, and chemical dyes in favor of natural, mineral-based ingredients that blend in easily with the skin's natural tones. Light-as-a-feather mineral foundations ($5+) come packed with SPF 15 to shield the face and its feelings from the sun's harsh gaze and its even harsher laser pointer, and are available in a quintet of shades, ranging from fair to deep. Lip gloss ($3) and eye shadow ($3+) contain vital vitamins known to hydrate and minimize fine lines, and bronzers ($8) can help achieve one's preferred pigment hue. Those who want it all can pick up the mineral starter kit ($20), which includes foundation, concealer, blush, and two brushes, all wrapped up in a canvas case.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/
Austin
Only $40 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Members grab free tickets to concerts, sporting events, and shows by searching regularly updated online database.. Members can bring any guest they'd like, picking up tickets at the venue's will-call window. Check the website for frequently asked questions as well as the policies and terms of membership.
Nickleback says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.fillaseataustin.com/
Bakersfield
Only $29 means 95% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Professional trader seen on Million Dollar Traders teaches novices to turn profits & design balanced portfolios in five steps. A professional hedge-fund manager and one-time trader with Goldman Sachs, Lex van Dam opened a trading academy to teach Main Street folks of all skill levels to turn a profit in the stock market. The online academy organizes material into five 40-minute modules based on the basic principles of successful trading, including chart analysis and risk management. Aspiring marketeers learn to make savvy trades based on a deep understanding of the market, rather than from newspaper predictions or company horoscopes. Company-evaluation modules reveal which financial numbers matter and which are irrelevant, and trading psychology teaches students to make smart trades without letting emotions sway them. Groupon holders can watch each module up to five times, ultimately gaining enough insight to potentially design strong personal portfolios. Lex van Dam taught several novices to out-trade pros on BBC's Million Dollar Traders, a reality show that turned ordinary people into profitable market wizards and insufferably smug Monopoly players.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.lexvandam.com/
Baltimore
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Three-hour pass unlocks unlimited access to activities including mini golf, roller coaster, teacups, and carousel. At Adventure Park USA, visitors amble, shriek, and laugh through sprawling 17.5 acres replete with Old West–themed rides and attractions. Owner Larry Stottlemeyer continues to expand this already extensive list of family-friendly diversions that includes the Wildcat roller coaster, which dips and curves around a track in order to elicit screams of joy akin to Steven Tyler on Christmas morning. Outdoor diversions including bumper boats, go-karts stoke competitive fires, and a collection of little tykes rides invite pintsize riders to spin in teacups or gallop on carousel horseback. Open year-round, a 22,000-square-foot indoor playzone thumbs its nose at inclement weather with laser tag, an arcade, a ropes course, and a climbing wall.
21227, TripAdvisor, 6/26/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.adventureparkusa.com/
Baton-Rouge
Only $7 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Expert chefs take taste buds on culinary tours of Greece with tasty grilled meat kebabs, fresh seafood & mouthwatering veggies. Cafe Delphi’s proprietor, Mir Hassan, and expert chefs take taste buds on culinary tours of the cradle of humanity with an extensive menu of delicious Mediterranean delights. Paying homage to the ancient Greek tradition of filling up on breadsticks, appetizers prelude Near Eastern feastings with tantalizing dishes such as the fried-cheese or grilled-eggplant musaka. On main plates, juicy kebabs skewer tender cuts of chicken or beef, and Mediterranean samplers unite cabbage rolls, kibbeh, and a choice of chicken shawarma or gyros with meat tastefully dressed in a cape of grape leaves. In addition to tasty terrestrial meats, tongues swoon over sea specialties and vegetable entrees such as the Delphi’s fish topped with special pasta sauce and served with hummus and rice, or the vegetarian plate, a tasty mélange of hummus, musaka, spinach pie, and feta salad.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://cafedelphi.com/
Billings
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Charmingly designed gloves & 50+ apron styles protect men, women & kids from kitchen spills. Little misses ages 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) while trying to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.
Connie G., Peanut Butter and Whine, 2/1/12 says "I loved the feminine look and the fun pattern, but after I tried it on I fell in love with the style and the fit. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flirtyaprons.com/
Birmingham
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Paints coat three sizes of clay plaques pieces in your choice of five shapes. Inside their blue-walled studio, staffers at Do It Yourself Crafts help visitors wield glass, tie-dye, silver clay, and pottery paints to create colorful, one-of-a-kind artwork. Glass-fusion classes teach patrons the skills they need to meld glass shards into funky tiles, and parties bring friends together to bond while they work on various art projects; patrons 21 or older can tote along libations to fuel the festivities. During pottery-painting sessions, patrons select a piece of raw ceramic bisque to adorn with provided pigments, choosing from forms such as plates, mugs, and plaques.
Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://doityourselfcrafts.com/
Boise
Only $59 means 87% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Seasoned photographer snaps portraits of high-school seniors, families, or pets on location in studio or portrait garden. Cindy Sherman developed a love for photography at a young age and started her first studio in Union County, Oregon in 1983. In 2000 Cindy moved to Boise and after freelancing for three years opened Cindy Sherman Photography in 2003. Cindy specializes in portraits of families, high-school seniors, expectant mothers, and pets at her studio, which has indoor settings and a 1-acre outdoor portrait garden with plenty of photogenic settings including a waterfall, a castle-style wall, and a crashed UFO. She also travels to local homes and other venues to take on-location portraits and wedding action shots.
Rodi, Google Places, 11/10/11 says "Wow, she has some amazing back-drops...The photos turned out better than we could have ever expected. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
Boston
Only $45 means 55% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Golf studios offer year-round play in studios with PGA instructors, Dartfish video swing-analysis technology & Full Swing Golf simulators. CityGolf's managing owner and head golf professional, Gary Parker, brings a Class A PGA certification and more than two decades of teaching experience to CityGolf, earning him Boston magazine's Best Golf Pro in 2007. Gary and his team of PGA-certified aces preside over year-round golfing activities inside CityGolf Walpole and CityGolf Boston’s studios and their modern golf-training facilities. Pros tailor instruction to individuals during lessons to help straighten out swings with the assistance of Dartfish video swing analysis, which reveals every ill-timed motion, errant clubface position, and argyle-clad poltergeist affecting each shot. A virtual reality simulator recreates the environments of more than 30 legendary courses, and a 280-square-foot putting green challengers players' ability to read breaking greens.
Justin I., Yelp, 1/15/11 says "CityGolf Walpole & CityGolf Boston"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://citygolfboston.com/
Buffalo
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Lobster tandoori, spicy muglai chicken, lamb curry & more than 20 vegetarian dishes delight diners seated inside or on the patio. The chefs at Tandoori's Royal Indian Cuisine pride themselves on crafting a menu of dishes enjoyed during the golden age of the Grand Moghuls in the 16th century, a time when fine Indian cuisine stepped onto the world’s culinary stage. With myriad authentic recipes at their fingertips, cooks craft muglai chicken with a medley of spices, garlic, and ginger, as well as delicacies such as lobster tandoori and lamb stew. The friendly staff welcomes guests to enjoy the feast in the dining room, or out on the patio where the breeze reminds skydivers how difficult it is to eat curry while freefalling.
TapIntoEFT.com, Google Places, 2/14/12 says "My favorite is Mumbai Sallan. I haven't found homemade Indian anywhere in WNY except here. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tandooris.com/
Cedar-Rapids-Iowa-City
Only $175 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Ten-week course melds smart shopping & cooking demos with supportive group workouts filled with kickboxing, core work & plyometric intervals. The 10-week weight-loss and muscle-chiseling regimen blends exercise with healthy eating habits, supplemented by the mentorship of a trainer and support of a group environment. The workout portion breaks into intervals of kickboxing, resistance training, and plyometrics, increasing difficulty progressively to accommodate both beginning students and more seasoned athletes. Outside the gym, menus of healthy meals fuel the metabolism without the need to count calories or ravage the body with crash dieting—an early '90s diet that only allowed people to eat scrap left over from car accidents.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 13, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.max10fit.com/
Central-Jersey
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. With all halal ingredients, chefs cook traditional, spiced-to-order Pakistani barbecue meats, vegetable curries & tandoor-cooked dishes. The chef at Zaika Barbeque & Grill pulls 14 years of experience out of his hat as he prepares traditional Pakistani dishes cooked- and spiced-to-order with halal ingredients. As he barbecues chicken, lamb, and beef, he locks spices and flavors into kebabs, whereas his tandoor oven slowly lets juicy chicken tikka stew and gather up as much flavor as it can. Waiters guide diners through the wide selection of entrees, which includes vegetarian curries and rice dishes. A petite menu of Pakistani desserts coddles sweet teeth after dinner, assuaging their ever-present, irrational fear of the tooth fairy.
Carol F., Yelp, 7/21/11 says "the food was delicious, all made in-house and very fresh. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Charleston
Only $59 means 55% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Certified captain & dive master ferries custom-built Island Hopper to choice of dive sites such as fish-laden reefs or 100-foot ledges. For chartered voyages, a Coast Guard–certified captain ushers divers into the Trinity—an Island Hopper custom-built for diving and equipped with showers and first aid amenities. The ship's crew navigates the vessel toward reefs and submerged wreckage. They also help passengers snag above-water sights such as flocks of wild rubber duckies during custom harbor cruises.
David, Google Places, 9/12/11 says "the staff/crew are the best in Charleston. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Charlotte
Only $35 means 59% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Consultations precede choice of Swedish, sports, neuromuscular, deep-tissue, or couples massage. Michele Malcolm Hutchens, License #09971
This guy I know says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://curatiomassage.com/
Chattanooga
Only $49 means 87% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Owner & licensed aesthetician Dawn Valenzuela clears unwanted body fuzz from clients of all skin types & ethnicities. The Cutera Ndyag Laser, outfitted with CoolGlide Xeo technology to keep skin cool and comfortable, is the backbone of Aesthetic Laser Medical Spa & Salon, performing services such as permanent hair reduction, tattoo and spider-vein removal, and nonablative skin therapy. Unlike other lasers, this FDA-cleared laser's longer wavelength allows it to diminish hair on all types of skin, including tan and dark, and it works on both coarse and fine hair. It can treat unsightly veins quicker than sclerotherapy, it can improve skin tone and texture, and it rarely if ever requires downtime. The Cutera system's beautifying efforts are aided by facials, magic, body wraps, and disport injections.
Aesthetic Laser Medical Spa & Salon says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ourlaser.com/
Chicago
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Classic, cherry-red trolleys pick up & drop off sightseers hourly at nine celebrated sites, giving riders freedom to explore at own pace. Gray Line's cherry-red trolleys transport visitors and residents alike to famous Chicago sites. Just north of the river, the vehicles idle before the Wrigley Building's sparkling white terra cotta façade, which in the 1920s stood as the first major skyscraper outside of The Loop. From there, the trolley may motor north to the John Hancock Center, where elevators to its observatory sweep guests 96 floors in 39 seconds. The trolley could also steer south to the Willis Tower, which lost its maiden name of Sears after being charmed by a passing cumulus cloud.
Mathew N., Yelp, 8/7/11 says "What a fun way to enjoy the city! Even as a Chicagoan, I found the tour to be entertaining and educational. "
Buyers should note Expires May 31, 2012
Cincinnati
Only $29 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Live performances by established & emerging comics incite guffaws as patrons munch on appetizers & sip drinks. Funny Bone opened its first location in 1982 and has been relentlessly spreading infectious laughter ever since, featuring performances by established stars such as Drew Carey and Jeff Foxworthy as well as emerging talents. The schedule of upcoming shows includes comics such as Tammy Pescatelli (March 29–April 1), whose incisive comments about growing up in an Italian household and being a working mother have landed her numerous television gigs, including a Comedy Central special and an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Those looking to laugh off the awkwardness of a first date can check out Eddie Ifft (April 12–15), who has appeared on his own half-hour special on Comedy Central and Last Comic Standing. Guests can also stabilize torsos for gut-busting laughter with drinks and savory selections from the appetizer menu.
Maggie L., Yelp, 11/20/10 says "This is a great spot to see comedy "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.funnyboneonthelevee.com/
Cleveland
Only $39 means 57% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Maids sweep, vacuum, and mop floors, dust surfaces, and sanitize appliances with environmentally considerate cleansing products.. Keep it Kleen's bonded-and-insured maids dispel household disarray using pet-friendly, environmentally considerate cleaning products. Maids mix cleaning chemicals in varying levels of intensity to suit individual jobs, and tailor services to focus on areas of the house most in need of attention, such as the dirt room. To keep homes tidy for months, the company's professional organizers also team up with clients to help systematize cluttered desks, closets, and entire rooms according to individual wishes. Since Keep it Kleen's entire staff is employed by the company and is free of subcontractors, the specialists maintain a passion for their craft and a motivation for affable customer service.
Robocop says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://kikohio.com/
Colorado-Springs
Only $59 means 61% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Medical professional injects facial blemishes with RF waves that reduce appearance of unsightly veins, vascular lesions & skin tags. Framed paintings of sun-soaked landscapes bedeck the walls at Studio 27, where qualified staff strives to keep patrons comfortable during med-spa services or pampering sessions for their hair or nails. Sessions begin with one-on-one consultations during which clients share their goals for the treatment and staff shares "Honk if you love beauty" bumper stickers. Owner and registered nurse Michael Renee Bradburry administers all medical treatments, which include injections of brow-smoothing Botox, Juvéderm, and Radiesse. Obagi’s medical line of skincare products augments microdermabrasions and chemical peels administered by aides, and staffers also beautify heads and hands with hair and nail services.
The "Wizinator" says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://studio27co.com/
Columbia
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Skilled therapists pamper patrons with massages & all-inclusive date packages inside facility with themed treatment rooms. Serenity Begins Within's two massage rooms—Brazilian Rainforests and Grecian Getaways—surround clients with themed décor including a tropical waterfall fixture. Skilled massage therapists combine techniques from various massage styles to create customized treatments for individuals, couples, and love-triangles in need of relaxation. Years of studying and practice have fine-tuned the massage therapists' abilities in methods ranging from deep tissue to neuromuscular to oncology massage.
Lindsey Jennings, Yahoo! Local, 4/16/10 says "I was absolutely blown away this weekend at the wonderful experience I had there. The atmosphere of the spa was so relaxing, I didnt want to leave "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.serenitybeginswithin.com/
Columbia-Mo
Only $45 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Technicians apply tint to sedans, coupes, minivans & pickup trucks within four hours. The Tint Center's technicians coat home, office, and automotive windows with film, and they sustain customer relationships through their commitment to quality service. They present a range of decorative films with different patterns and colors with which to embellish windows and increase privacy. Technicians also use SunTek window films to reduce energy costs, prevent fading, and strengthen glass against storms and an NBA player confusing the car's window for a backboard. When it is not tinting windows, The Tint Center's team also protects paint jobs and replaces glass.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Columbus
Only $29 means 93% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Six-week, Non-Impact boot camp includes intro fitness evaluation, weekly weigh-ins, 12 one-hour sessions & belly-fat & detox diet plans. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Body by Todd Studio a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Robocop says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bodybytoddstudio.com/
Columbus-Ga
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Certified yoga instructors lead a seven-day schedule featuring Vinyasa, Hatha, hot, power, and restorative yoga styles. In the year 2000, after hundreds of hours of yoga practice, workshops, and conferences, Tanya Edwards's hard work culminated in the opening of her very own studio, Art of Yoga. And today, alongside her team of certified yoga teachers, Tanya helps practitioners of all experience levels build strong bodies and sound minds with an eclectic teaching style grounded in the Hatha yoga tradition. The serene, sage-colored studio heats up to a balmy 95 degrees during hot yoga, a 90-minute routine of stretching and sweating that encourages the body to expel harmful toxins, such as liquefied body parts of T-1000. Other class styles include a gentler restorative class, an intense core-centric yoga class, and a Bollywood fusion class that infuses low-impact Eastern dances with Western fitness techniques.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.artofyogacolumbusga.com/
Corpus-Christi
Only $99 means 94% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Six laser hair-removal treatments beam away 80%–90% of hair follicles from underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin, or sideburns.. The professional laser technicians at American Laser Med Spa smooth skin with a series of six custom hair-removal treatments using effective equipment developed by eLight and Soprano. Clients can evict hairs sprouting from the underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin, or sideburns, or tailor the growth of a natural fur coat. After a complimentary consultation to discuss treatment areas and session details, patients lie back for as few as 15 minutes while a clinician casts beams of laser light into the depths of hair follicles, destroying them at their hirsute roots. The six-treatment series can destroy up to 80%–90% of hair follicles or up to 100% of fake mustaches. Groupon users also receive a 50% discount on additional laser hair-removal services.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Dallas
Only $75 means 57% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed therapists rejuvenate bodies during 70-minute massage with hot-towel treatment, mini facial & papaya hand treatment. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Horizon Massage & Spa a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Dec 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.horizonmassageandspa.com/
Dayton
Only $12 means 54% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Guests can putt through palm tree-lined, tropical-themed mini golf course or send tykes to indoor playland filled with cushy inflatables. Glow-in-the-dark palm trees rise above Englewood Fun Center’s 18-hole miniature golf course, greeting guests as they arrive to partake in any of the center’s indoor or outdoor attractions. Clients don Hawaiian leis before taking to the 18-hole, custom-designed mini golf course, where they will lope through a tropical pastiche of tiki huts, misting waterfalls, two ponds, and multiple bearded Tom Hankses. Indoors, scampering tykes can slip on socks and tumble freely among the cushy walls and elastic floors of the inflatable bouncing area, or try their hands at skee-ball and other games in the arcade. The indoor facility also encompasses three batting cages, where hitters shoulder their favorite bat or oversized banana and swing at soft or hardballs delivered at adjustable speeds and heights to accommodate all ages and skill levels.
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://englewoodfuncenter.com/
Daytona-Beach
Only $7 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Wakeboarding series glides into new season as competitors thrill fans by battling for points amid aerial stunts & bone-rattling wipeouts. The King of Wake series glides into its final day at Orlando Watersports Complex, pitting extreme athletes against each other to finish off its first heat of this summer's eight-city tour. During the all-day event, buoyant competitors from around the globe take to the tides in a battle for points, which amass over several months before determining a champion and winner of a novelty-size mustache comb at season's end. Cheers sweep through throngs of onlookers as aerial stunts, rail tricks, and bone-rattling wipeouts crash across the liquid field behind towboats travelling at speeds of up to 25 miles per hour. A panel of judges scores each round, advancing only the top performers into the event's finals. Although not included with this Groupon, food stands, music, and stores packed with watersports gear join forces to further entertain fans and cheer up cranky dolphins awakened from their afternoon naps.
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Buyers should note Expires Apr 14, 2012
Denver
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Technicians repair chips in windshields or replace windshields for any make or model of car.. Husband-and-wife duo Kevin and Marisa Gomez opened Superior Auto Image to keep cars looking as young as the day they rolled off the sales lot with repair and maintenance services and a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Fully accredited by the Better Business Bureau, Superior Auto Image not only repairs and replaces windshields, but also performs window tinting and headlight restoration for all makes and models of automobile. Technicians can also apply clear 3M bras on any area of the car, offering full protection from dirt, flying rocks, or flying insects disguised as rocks. Professional detailers can also treat cars to a waxing that makes them sparkle.
Robocop says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.superiorautoimage.com/
Des-Moines
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Aestheticians pamper extremities with mani-pedis; stylists cut and add color to strands or slather them in smoothing keratin treatments.. Nestled in the heart of Des Moines’ revitalized Ingersoll district, Axis Salon & Day Spa unites a range of beauty specialists under one roof. Within the tranquil facility, the hair salon’s stylists, colorists, and extensions experts brush elbows with massage therapists, aestheticians, and permanent-makeup artists from the day spa, which pampers guests with facials, waxing, and nail services. Axis also schedules free hair-restoration consultations for customers in partnership with the Reese Hair Restoration center, which is home to the only Iowa physician certified by the American Board of Hair Restoration Surgery. Further beautifying their patrons, the salon stocks Rusk products so they can achieve lustrous hair or give the cat a mohawk at home.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.axishair.com/
Detroit
Only $49 means 76% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Stylish frames from Versace, Guess, and Ralph Lauren are outfitted with prescription lenses.. SVS Vision sharpens sight with hip prescription eyewear by brands including Versace, Ralph Lauren, and Guess. After shoppers pick out a suitable pair of frames ($59+), the frames are sent to a lens grinder to fit them with a set of prescription lenses, whether single-vision plastic ($79+), or, for an additional charge, bifocal, no-line bifocal, lightweight, or stained glass. A skilled doctor of optometry performs on-site exams, though customers are welcome to bring existing prescriptions.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://svsvision.com/
El-Paso
Only $99 means 94% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Six laser hair-removal treatments beam away 80%–90% of hair follicles from underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin, or sideburns. The professional laser technicians at American Laser Med Spa smooth skin with a series of six custom hair-removal treatments using effective equipment developed by E-Light and Soprano. Clients can evict hairs sprouting from the underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin, or sideburns, or tailor the growth of a natural fur coat. After a complimentary consultation to discuss treatment areas and session details, patients lie back for as few as 15 minutes while a clinician casts beams of laser light into the depths of hair follicles, destroying them at their hirsute roots. The six-treatment series can destroy up to 80%–90% of hair follicles or up to 100% of fake mustaches. Groupon users also receive a 50% discount on additional laser hair-removal services.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Erie
Only $199 means 72% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Noninvasive 15-minute procedure uses FDA–cleared laser to kill fungus & rouse growth of new, clear toenails. The aestheticians and technicians at Body Beautiful Laser Medi-Spa perform a wide array of cosmetic skin treatments with an on-site physician's guidance. The team zaps all manner of blemishes, age spots, and wrinkles and removes unwanted hair, tattoos, and spider veins. Body Beautiful's VelaShape treatments minimize cellulite patches and sculpt the body, and its injectable fillers plump up facial contours better than having a mouthful of marshmallows forever.
Bill Gates says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bblmspa.com/
Eugene
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Batches of house-made donuts rise in ovens twice daily in flavors ranging from chocolate to bacon maple. From 3 a.m. to midnight, the pastrysmiths at Dizzy Dean’s Donuts bake a slew of donuts in a spectrum of flavors. Fresh batches rise in the oven twice daily, with the piping-hot finished products ready to catapult into coffee cups in a host of traditional flavors, such as chocolate, glazed, and cinnamon sugar, as well as fruit-filled concoctions, including mango and blueberry. Unique donut designs, such as bacon-maple bars and apple fritters, break the circular mold, and fresh-baked cream-cheese muffins throw their paper pastry cups into the breakfast-cake arena.
Isaac V., Yelp, 5/24/10 says "Just unpretentious great donuts! "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Evansville
Only $159 means 49% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Family-friendly resort features 40,000-square-foot retractable roof, water park, onsite arcade & restaurants. Games covering 6,000 square feet await visitors in the Treasure Chest Arcade and three restaurants fuel entertainment with steak and seafood entrees, pizzas, and sandwiches. Each room features a 32-inch flat-screen television and wireless internet, and upgrades can grant guests amenities such as a microwave, refrigerator, and dining area, providing respite after a long day of dog paddling.
Tasia L., Yelp, 7/8/11 says "The bed is comfortable and the water park is big enough to accomodate my kids. The front desk, restaurant, and pool staff are helpful "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bigsplashadventure.com/
Fairfield-County
Only $99 means 83% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Noninvasive laser treatment & cooling device work with all skin types to painlessly & permanently remove unwanted hair. Laser Hair Removal’s expert staff use focused light to treat three areas of concern: unwanted hair, unwanted inches, and spider veins. Although once only effective on pale complexions, lasers for hair removal now work for any skin type, and Milford’s team couples treatments with a Dynamic Cooling Device to limit discomfort. They effectively employ Zerona lasers to slim down waistlines, and use Candela GentleYag lasers to chase spider veins from view.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Fort-Lauderdale
Only $25 means 72% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Licensed muscle-melters soothe tight tendons & reduce stress with 60-minute massages at clinics, wellness centers & health spas. OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
"Nickleback says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://oolamoola.com/
Fort-Myers-Cape-Coral
Only $29 means 74% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! A team of trainers inspires patrons to tone muscles with a rotating lineup of exercises that change daily. Owner Jeremy Barnett and his trainers don’t sit back idly and simply recommend getting in shape with CrossFit exercise but also sweat alongside their patrons, furthering their own journeys to fitness. Phil Roberts—now one of Jeremy’s CrossFit¬-certified trainers—shed more than 100 pounds working his body with CrossFit and now inspires students to meet their own weight-loss goals. CrossFit Thoroughbreds’ staff believes that dull routines inhibit progress, changing the nature of the exercises they direct daily and always posting the current date’s workout online. Small groups battle calories and fat within the facility's stripped-down warehouse-like facility, which houses climbing ropes, free weights, and gymnastics equipment, building camaraderie as participants motivate one another while blasting through reps or levitating to the ceiling with only the strength of their minds.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.crossfittb.com/
Fort-Wayne
Only $125 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Instructors introduce basics of skydiving on ground & accompany students in Pilatus Porter plane for plunge & parachute ride to ground. Skydive Great Lakes’ expert instructors accompany first-time divers on heart-palpitating plunges from Pilatus Porter planes. Aerial escapades begin with a 20-minute ground lesson, in which teachers introduce students to the basics of skydiving through video demonstrations. Groups don the provided gear before boarding planes, soaring to upper altitudes in 12- to 15-minute rides as guides regale divers with a final instructional briefing. Then teacher-student duos leap from the aircraft for a thrilling minute of free fall. Once parachutes open, instructors can guide rides down smoothly, or steer canopies to spiral or chase after escaped parade floats. For an additional cost, those eager to capture the moment on film can enlist the services of a videographer, who captures all the airborne action, allowing grounded friends to watch dives live from an LCD system and leaving adventurers with filmed evidence of their escapades.
"George Bush Sr. says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://skydivegreatlakes.com/
Fort-Worth
Only $49 means 67% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Doctor-supervised staff administers lipotropic fat-burning injections or gives clients five meals per day of shakes, crisps, bars & soups. Patients at the spa can don plush robes and slippers in the locker room before heading to the relaxation room to unwind while sipping complimentary beverages and savoring sweet fruit. The full-service med spa further pampers patrons with various massages, body scrubs, and luxurious 23-karat-gold facials. For those interested in medical-grade services, the spa proffers hair removal, skin resurfacing, and body sculpting.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Fresno
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Birkenstock retailer founded in 1976 swaddles feet in comfortable shoes & sandals from more than 50 brands, including Teva, Vibram & Clarks. In 1976, the eponymous Roxanne founded Roxanne's Birkenstock on a quest to swaddle the neighborhood's bare feet in the comfortable, stylish footwear delivered by Birkenstock. Today, the retailer has expanded to include more than 50 brands, safeguarding toes by the tenfold in classic shoes and sandals from Teva, Ugg, and Vibram FiveFingers. Visitors to Roxanne's homey storefront discover a large collection of footwear for all seasons, equipping kickers for winter's snow, spring's fresh grass, and summer's hot-lava sidewalks.
Rachel E., Yelp, 1/24/09 says "Roxanne's Birkenstock"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 15, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.roxannesbirkenstock.com/
Gainesville
Only $8 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Hearty baked pastas, hot stuffed subs & fresh baked garlic knots for home delivery or takeout. With a coy grin, white toque, and thumb and forefinger pressed into a "perfecto," the Paluzzi Pasta mascot gives his chef's seal of approval to the Italian dishes served there. Whether two-handing a hot sub for takeout or seeking delivery pasta for home spooling, patrons can count on Paluzzi’s for a real taste of Italy without the brackish aftertaste of licking a Venetian gondola.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://paluzzipasta.com/
Grand-Rapids
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Quart- and gallon-size containers brim with perennials such as hollyhock, yarrow, and lady fern. In addition to vegetative life forms, the independent garden center contains a selection of tools and decorative items for indoor and outdoor planting projects. The online plant library provides a full biography on each specimen, including its Latin name, nickname, and alma mater. Romence Gardens & Greenhouses extends delivery services for local orders based on flat rates determined by each plant's likelihood of motion sickness.
Romence Gardens & Greenhouses says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.romencegardens.com/
Green-Bay
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Highly trained sushi chef oversees creation of traditional nigiri and innovative sashimi and maki, as well as entrees with organic chicken. A low-slung sushi bar divides the lounge and dining areas, which share up-tempo music and a modern aesthetic despite their drastically different color schemes. The lounge boasts cool grays and fluorescent backlighting, and the dining section's vibrant red walls and lit sconces create a warmer feel throughout.
Emmie, Google Places, 12/21/11 says "Service was excellent. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.phinsushi.com/
Greenville
Only $59 means 67% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Meals & snacks containing no high-fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated oils, MSG & artificial fillers are ready to serve in three minutes. Smart Minute Meals wraps and delivers wholesome, preportioned meals that arrive frozen on doorsteps, ready to be quickly heated and served in approximately three minutes. A double-dozen assortment of preprepared meals packs enough sustenance for five breakfasts, five meals, and five snacks or one snack for a slightly hungry mastodon. Diners can munch merrily, knowing that all of Smart Minute Meals' mouthwatering creations are free of high-fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated oils, MSG, and artificial fillers. Each of the Smart Minute Meals is delivered in a cold-ship container on dry ice. Meals can be stored in the freezer for up to one year, allowing them to be enjoyed during Thanksgiving dinner or dropped into trick-or-treaters' pillowcases on Halloween.
George Bush Sr. says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Hampton-Roads
Only $39 means 75% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Teeth-whitening specialists brighten smiles with Osram blue LED lights for results that can last for up to three years. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Dazzling White a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.dazzlingwhite.org/
Harrisburg
Only $49 means 89% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Award-winning instructors teach camera basics, from manual settings to composition & exposure control, in full-day digital-photo workshop. David and Ally McKay, an award-winning duo recognized by the Professional Photographers of America, guide the class through basics such as manual settings, composition, and downloading before progressing to more advanced aspects, such as lenses and perspective, exposure control, shutter speeds, and hosting parties in abandoned darkrooms. In addition to the $25 voucher from One Click Pix, Groupon holders will also receive a special offer from Canvas by Blossom.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires May 16, 2012
Hartford
Only $99 means 56% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Combined energies of light & bi-polar radio frequencies from elos laser battles fuzz from all skin tones with no downtime. With more than 3,000 varicose vein procedures under his belt, Dr. Jeffrey Goldblatt, a diplomat of the American Board of Surgeons, leads the staff at Shoreline Medical in blotting out bodily imperfections with up-to-date technologies. Lasers play starring roles in several treatments, with the CoolLipo system breaking up and removing fat cells from necks and jowls, and elos technology precisely ousting visible veins and hair from all skin tones. The staff puts down the lasers to evict bodies of toxins with body wraps, smooth wrinkles with dermal fillers, and soothe complaining muscles with therapeutic strokes or compassionate back pats.
Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.shorelinemedicalspa.com/
Honolulu
Only $39 means 74% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Diverse team of certified yoga instructors specializes in an array of class styles, including Power yoga, Yoga for Bros, and hot yoga. Dorian Wright, a student of meditation since he was six, and Lehua Kai, an asana practitioner with more than 10 years experience, were both trained by renowned yogi and founder of the Power-yoga style, Bryan Kest. After mastering this style, which provides a rigorous total-body workout capable of sculpting lean muscle while improving circulation and mobility, the duo opened their intimate, 500-square-foot studio with a team of certified instructors. In addition to leading Power-yoga classes and slinging advice on the latest "om" stylings, the diverse team infuses the schedule with a range of yoga varieties, such as Vinyasa flow and the slower paced Yin yoga.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Houston
Only $100 means 92% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Certified surgeons clear up foggy vision with LASIK eye procedure using advanced & safe IntraLase FS & Allegretto Wave Eye-Q lasers. Patients cleared for the procedure by one of the certified surgeons on staff will receive the 5- to 10-minute blade-free LASIK procedure, which combines two advanced laser technologies: a femtosecond laser, which creates the flap, and the Allegretto Wave Eye-Q excimer laser, which reshapes the cornea and customizes treatment to the patient's individual prescription. The majority of those receiving LASIK can return to their normal lives the day after the procedure. A brief examination of the eyes follows a week later, and healing will be monitored at intervals up to six months after the procedure. See the LASIK Experience section for more information. Click here for additional FAQs, medical disclosures, and candid photographs of Cyclops at the laundromat.
Forbes Goldline Leading Providers Award Recipient 2008 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
Huntsville
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Dolphins splash around glass-bottom boat with climate-controlled cabin and snack bar during two-hour sunset cruise in Destin Harbor and Gulf. Olin Marler's Charter Fishing & Dolphin Cruises dispatches its robust fleet of boats from Destin Harbor on dolphin cruises and all-inclusive charter-fishing expeditions in the Gulf. Charter-fishing expeditions fulfill deep-sea fishing dreams on excursions that last anywhere from 2–12 hours aboard boats equipped with climate-controlled cabins, bathrooms, and sleeping accommodations. Groups venture 10–35 miles into the Gulf to catch fish such as grouper, snapper, and mackerel with deckhands cleaning catches on request in return for tips. Narrated dolphin cruises ferry large groups, such as bachelor parties and flash-mob reunions, into the Gulf's waters throughout the day aboard glass-bottom boats with names such as Miss Florida and Hannah Marie.
Chase, Google Places, 2/13/12 says "Saw over a hundred dolphins during our 2 hours! Captain was very friendly as was the crew! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 5, 2012
Indianapolis
Only $49 means 59% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Cleaners combat household clutter with custom cleaning procedures & products during 1, 3, 6, or 12 sessions. Amazing Maids LLC's crew of cleaners combats household hodgepodge with custom cleaning procedures and products. Meticulous maids take on rooms in two-hour sessions, scrubbing down kitchens, sanitizing bathrooms, and removing cobwebs from living-room shrines to world-famous living rooms. Staff members can work under set schedules or appear spontaneously in homes as needed to prepare for parties or to clean up after an unexpected silly-string storm.
Robocop says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://amazingmaids.yolasite.com/
Inland-Empire
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Climbing crags coated in realistic texture challenge climbers to master top-rope, cave & bouldering areas in included rental gear. Mountaineers can use the first two Groupon options for two days or two months on their own or bring along a reverse-plummeting partner. Whether patrons seek all-season indoor practice or wish to accustom their bodies to upward travel without the aid of jet packs, Hangar 18's three locations feature more than 35,000 square feet of textured climbing terrain, world-class bouldering, and massive caves with routes up to 70-feet long. Each facility boasts its own distinct tracts and obstacles, such as Riverside's freestanding bouldering wall, Upland's lofty ceiling climb, or Hawthorne's lifelike animatronic goats.
Freddy S., Yelp, 8/14/11 says "Indoor rock climbing is a great way to have a bit of fun and get some good exercise and Hanger 18 is an excellent place to do it. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.climbhangar18.com/
Jackson
Only $32 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Licensed massage therapist relieves tension & stress with Swedish, hot-stone & deep-tissue massages. Licensed massage therapist David Morgan uses his highly trained hands to relieve clients of muscle tension and stress. Morgan administers his soothing kneads, strokes, and high-fives inside The Powder Room's private treatment rooms, which feature walls bedecked with framed mirrors and calming candles.
"Robocop says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thepowderroom4u.com/
Jacksonville
Only $149 means 83% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Clinical electrologist mans skin-safe laser to help rid target areas of unwanted hair in six treatments. Under the keen eye of Dr. Chad Masters, MD, Beautiful Skin Medical Spa's team of aestheticians and clinical electrologists beautify complexions and soothe stress with laser-powered and traditional spa services. Within the boutique spa, licensed massage therapists use tailored strokes to soothe aching muscles, and aestheticians tighten and clarify complexions with chemical peels, microdermabrasion, injectables, and discreet clothespins. Bodies get a further lift from firming microcurrent treatments, administered by laser technicians who are equally adept at harnessing focused light beams to remove unwanted hairs and fine lines.
Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Kalamazoo
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Nail technician pampers fingers & toes with services including OPI polish, nail & cuticle shaping, massage & foot soak. Working alongside the other stylists and beauty savants at Vallar Salon and drawing on a battery of OPI products, Trena Martin beautifies nails with manicures and pedicures. She indulges hands and feet with soaks, massages, and scrubs, which leave extremities relaxed and less likely to smash antique bubble wrap.
Bill Gates says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
Kansas-City
Only $14 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Interactive exhibits mix learning with hands-on play as kids 10 & younger explore elements of art, science & literature. Wonderscope’s 10 interactive exhibits aim to instill a lifelong fascination with learning in kids aged 10 and younger through hands-on play that mixes education with fun. Elements of art, science, and literature are on display throughout as kids explore themed environments such as TinkerSpace, an otherworldly sanctuary for building structures and contraptions. Build Your Own Raceways explores elements of physics such as motion and combing your hair like Einstein, whereas H2Oh! moisturizes young minds with interactive lessons on the properties of water. During the course of a visit, guests launch golf balls, paint their faces, and serve up pretend pizzas as part of a family outing or one of Wonderscope’s hosted birthday parties.
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Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.wonderscope.org/
Kansas-City
Only $14 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Interactive exhibits mix learning with hands-on play as kids 10 & younger explore elements of art, science & literature. Wonderscope’s 10 interactive exhibits aim to instill a lifelong fascination with learning in kids aged 10 and younger through hands-on play that mixes education with fun. Elements of art, science, and literature are on display throughout as kids explore themed environments such as TinkerSpace, an otherworldly sanctuary for building structures and contraptions. Build Your Own Raceways explores elements of physics such as motion and combing your hair like Einstein, whereas H2Oh! moisturizes young minds with interactive lessons on the properties of water. During the course of a visit, guests launch golf balls, paint their faces, and serve up pretend pizzas as part of a family outing or one of Wonderscope’s hosted birthday parties.
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Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.wonderscope.org/
Knoxville
Only $13 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Knowledgeable tour guides point out beautiful landmarks & passing World War II history as 1940s diesel trains wind through eastern Tennessee. At Wheat Union Station, volunteers restore and maintain the Southern Appalachia Railway Museum's four diesel engines. Authentically outfitted conductors and staff keep one shiny shoe firmly in the past as air-conditioned coach cars and an open-air baggage car rumble past Poplar Creek, Watts Bar Lake, and Highway 327. The museum conducts seasonal rides and specially themed rides, including dinner trains and murder mysteries. Secret City Scenic Excursion Train rides chug along rail lines that stretch out from K-25, a site of World War II's Manhattan Project.
"The ""Wizinator"" says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 15, 2012
Lakeland
Only $25 means 58% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Award-winning multimedia lessons in French, German, Italian, Spanish & 34 more languages with feedback from native speakers. Livemocha's more than 12 million members will be a mouse-click away to offer feedback and provide lips with the motivation they need to break out of their one-language rut. Each course includes linguistic lesson content from educational publishers like HarperCollins, as well as cultural notes to help you understand subtleties such as slang. Stick with it and you could be talking your way out of an embarrassing baguette faux pas in Paris or talking your way into an exclusive graham-cracker boutique in Hamburg in no time.
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Lansing
Only $45 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Indoor play area contains pair of playhouses, reading nook, performance stage with costumes & props & pretend farmer's market. After six years of working in Chicago, Kasey Shoemaker returned to Lansing to raise her family. Fusing her dedication to her children with her entrepreneurial aspirations, Kasey set out to assemble natural, local, and organic materials and to transform them into a space where kids aged 6 and under could frolic while parents relaxed with other adults. Her vision came to fruition with play., a 2,600-square-foot space with play areas where kids shop at a pretend farmer's market or cavort across a stage in elaborate costumes and props. Tykes who wish to check in with Clifford, Dora the Explorer, or Hamlet can nestle into the reading nook with a favorite book. Beside permanent play spots, constantly evolving interest areas accommodate new attractions, such as a chalk wall and a basketball hoop, that enthrall drop-in visitors and birthday-party guests alike. Along with unstructured play, art classes led by experienced educator Erika Noud engage tykes with art activities and projects built around a short story read to the class.
play. says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
Las-Vegas
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Knowledgeable hosts whisk party-bus or pedestrian passengers to trendy nightclubs, bypassing lines & accessing exclusive drink specials. Maxim Travel quenches travelers’ thirsts for adventure and knowledge with tours in nine destinations that span America’s coasts and cultural spectrum. Whether clinking glasses on a nature and wine tour in San Francisco, expounding on the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip, or guiding tour groups into the Civil War--era bowling alley beneath the Lincoln Memorial, the guides work tirelessly to create a vivid impression of their locales. Their wisdom and savvy shine through not only in the historical anecdotes they offer at each turn, but in the deals and discounts they manage to procure for guests on shows, nightclubs, and five-star hotels. The company’s connection to local hot spots often results in complimentary perks and upgrades to carry you through the rest of your vacation.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.nighttrainlv.com/
Lexington
Only $40 means 43% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Two-hour guided zipline tour safely propels adventurers high above 23 acres of Indiana wilderness. Dagaz Acres provides a state-of-the-art zipline course that offers individuals and groups a bird’s-eye view of rugged wilderness, as well as shorter lines than the recent big game in Indianapolis. After stepping into a comfortable and secure body harness and receiving helpful instruction from the experienced, safety-minded staff, customers of all physical skill levels fly along a zipline course that glides through 23 acres and takes two hours to completely traverse. Soar high above the forest floor like a monkey toting a grappling gun while soaking in stunning views, scanning the terrain for local wildlife, and de-stressing amid the striking valleys and ravines of southeastern Indiana. Check out videos of the heart-pumping experience here, and check out the FAQ section for more information before browsing the schedule to book a tour.
cherbear731, TripAdvisor, 8/21/11 says "The course starts out simply and progresses so that we you get to this last zip, you are ready for it!! "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.dagazacres.com/index.htm
Lincoln
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Opposing players shoot pigmented pellets across multiple forested battlegrounds during Saturday paintball skirmishes. Two kinds of additional rounds (field grade and premium grade) may be purchased during play for an additional cost ($17 for 500 field-grade rounds, $20 for 500 premium-grade rounds). Check the company’s website to see photos of the fields and surrounding landscapes.
George Bush Sr. says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Nov 17, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.huskerpaintball.com/
Little-Rock
Only $99 means 80% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. CoolGlide laser removes hair from the body during hourlong sessions as the Zimmer cooler cools skin with puffs of sub-zero air.. A small clinic, Simply Skin harbors none of the coldness of a large medical center. The technicians convey a warm bedside manner as they carry out their medical-grade beauty services. Board-certified physicians supervise the clinic's cosmetic laser treatments, Botox injections, and anti-aging facials, making sure the patients and practice cantaloupes receive the most meticulous care. Simply Skin's technicians make handy use of products from SkinCeuticals, a pharmaceutical-grade line of skincare products designed by scientists who are tapped into the dermatological community.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.315skin.com/
Long-Island
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Innovative twists on seafood, American, and international cuisine served against stunning views of the Long Island Sound. In warmer weather, shady green umbrellas form a canopy over the elegant patio, shielding diners from the penetrating gaze of seagulls, and dining rooms are festooned with historic images of Glen Cove's most gorgeous family estates. Soundview shares its grounds—donated to the city in 1972 by the Geddes Family—with an 18-hole golf course and public park, which boasts a playground for little ones and tennis and basketball courts for slightly larger ones.
Christopher C., Yelp, 12/1/11 says "magnificent view overlooking the Glen Cove Golf course and the Long Island sound. The extensive menu can feed even the pickiest of patrons "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.soundviewgc.com/
Los-Angeles
Only $14 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Grilled & cold sandwiches made from classic recipes accompany sides, desserts & fountain drinks for gourmet lunchtime tastes. Grilled or chilled, layered or wrapped, the chefs at The Original Sandbag's Gourmet Sandwiches uphold the age-old art of bread bundling as they craft a mélange of classic sandwiches alongside a complement of classic soups, sides, and desserts. Staffers load up the shop’s fluffy rolls or toasty bread slices with spiced cuts of turkey, saucy meatballs, and veggies before pairing each creation with a homemade chocolate-chip cookie, imbuing senses with nostalgia for days at mom’s house or late-night shindigs at Cookie Monster's mansion. Diners can take their bounty to go or linger at the restaurant, which features a lineup of indoor seating and a collection of patio tables soaking in the warm rays of the noonday sun.
Gloria S., Yelp, 3/9/12 says "I've just found my new favorite lunch joint...everyone there was friendly and helpful, making for a very easy, relaxing lunch break "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Louisville
Only $119 means 88% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Six treatments with Candela laser shoo away hair from one small, medium, or large area for men or women. Though Louisville Laser offers discounts from time to time, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
labluvr2, Citysearch, 6/4/11 says "Wow!! what a friendly bunch of people. Treated me very good and actually cared I was there. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.lasermenow.com/
Lubbock
Only $15 means 56% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Seasoned stylist trims manes & adds dimension with streaks of color or repairs hair & shapes eyebrows. Drawing from 25 years of experience, the skilled stylists at Exquisite Cuts prune hairdos within the comfortable confines of an intimate neighborhood salon. The multilingual staff members accommodate English-, Spanish-, and HTML-speaking patrons, while tending to tresses, nails, and areas of the body plagued by unwanted hair.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Macon
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Studio collection arms beauty-seekers with professional-grade makeup & mineral line eschews parabens, preservatives & chemicals. The mineral collection eschews parabens, preservatives, and chemical dyes in favor of natural, mineral-based ingredients that blend in easily with the skin's natural tones. Light-as-a-feather mineral foundations ($5+) come packed with SPF 15 to shield the face and its feelings from the sun's harsh gaze and its even harsher laser pointer, and are available in a quintet of shades, ranging from fair to deep. Lip gloss ($3) and eye shadow ($3+) contain vital vitamins known to hydrate and minimize fine lines, and bronzers ($8) can help achieve one's preferred pigment hue. Those who want it all can pick up the mineral starter kit ($20), which includes foundation, concealer, blush, and two brushes, all wrapped up in a canvas case.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/
Madison
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Behind charming half-timbered façade, convivial bar entertains guests with sports on 25 TVs and menu of tasty brats, burgers, and pub fare. Behind State Street Brats' charming Old-World half-timbered façade, a convivial bar-and-grill atmosphere welcomes visitors to lively feastings of pub fare. With a special focus on sausages and cheesy meals, the menu celebrates the best-loved staples of Midwestern cuisine as well as the best bait for luring bears into a friend’s tent. Patrons enjoy their tasty grub and frosty brews amid the company of happy regulars and avid sports fans, all enjoying regular screenings of sporting events on the bar’s 25 TVs. Extensive cable and digital subscriptions keep crowds too busy to hunt down witches who live in the sewers, instead entertaining them with MLB, NFL, Deportes, and Wisconsin Badger games.
State Street Brats says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.statestreetbrats.com/
Memphis
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Visitors stuff baskets with fresh strawberries that sprout on three acres & then sip fresh-fruit smoothies from orchard’s Country Cafe. During spring at Jones Orchard, families gather to bound through the territory’s rows of fruit, peeling back leaves to get at the ripest morsels hidden deep within the thicket. Since growing their first peaches more than seven decades ago, the Jones family continues to ripen juicy varieties of peaches, strawberries, and other fruit on their 600-acre farm, eschewing long-distance produce shipping for local distribution, mostly available at farmer’s markets and during the orchard’s pick-your-own fruit season. Inviting families to pick fruit together is one of many ways the Jones family lures visitors to their orchard seasonally—come autumn, the farmers transform the fields into a vast corn maze. Visitors not content to wander the idyllic grounds can enjoy the orchard’s bounty at the Country Café, where matriarch Juanita Jones flavors her fresh pies and preserves with fresh-plucked fruits.
2,105 Facebook fans says "Jones Orchard"
Buyers should note Expires May 6, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.jonesorchard.com/
Miami
Only $30 means 55% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Fresh, locally sourced seafood & meats accompany blistered-corn risotto, house-made hand-cut home fries & grilled asparagus. Past the emerald palm trees and thick hedges surrounding The Angler's Boutique Resort lies 660 at The Angler's, a tucked-away eatery brimming with locally sourced seafood, meats, and pastas dashed with Mediterranean zest. Chef Carlos Torres flavors his fare with virgin olive oils, aged balsamic vinegar, and fresh herbs. During breakfast and lunch, servers deliver oven-fresh croissants, Florida salads, and spicy tomato-flatbread sandwiches to diners in the restaurant or to vacationers relaxing poolside wearing complimentary pairs of deep-fried floaties. At dusk, the staff floats through the dining area with a parade of risottos, braised short ribs, and fresh-avocado bruschetta, then outdoors to two terraces lined with clusters of tables illuminated by flickering candles. Cocktails inspired by seasonal flavors from the full bar accompany dinners along with a cascade of wines and craft brews.
tbamberg, TripAdvisor, 1/30/12 says "All this combined with the beautiful historic ambiance of the hotel made for a night my friends will remember "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 27, 2012
Midland-Odessa
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss' FAQ page.
This guy I know says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Milwaukee
Only $69 means 76% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Uniformed cleaners arrive in teams of four to tackle 22 home areas using environmentally friendly products & HEPA filtration systems. The Maids, a nationally prevalent company, sends uniformed cleaning technicians to homes in teams of four to prettify soiled surfaces with environmentally amenable cleaning supplies. Adopting a 22-step cleaning process, clutter busters attack the home with keen attention to detail, cleaning the kitchen sink, hand washing the floor, emptying all trashcans, and tickling furniture with feather dusters. Cleaners enlist the aid of state-of-the-art backpack vacuums with HEPA filtration systems to eradicate allergens. Paul Grant, The Maids of Milwaukee’s owner, disseminated expert strategies for cleaning on Fox 6 News and overcame the urge to wave or sign to his friends. To maintain the confidence of clients, The Maids prescreens all employees and staffs a team leader for each cleaning job to ensure efficiency.
The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.maids.com/197/
Minneapolis-Stpaul
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Segways traverse Cascade Lake Park or roll past Oakwood Cemetery on guided tours featuring local history, wildlife, and free-riding breaks. Several years ago, Ken Smith and Chase Williams were typical door-to-door salesmen. In need of a gimmick to boost sales and a quicker mode of transport, the duo tried riding segways and immediately fell in love. Eventually, they turned their love for the two-wheeled transporter into their current venture, All American Segway. Their company provides all manner of segway engagement, including guided segway tours that offer rolling educations in local history and wildlife. Customers can also discover the revolutionary devices on their own by renting segways for recreational use, private parties, or as friends for lonely office chairs or shopping carts.
All American Segway says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 30, 2013
Mobile-Baldwin-County
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/pg.). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Modesto
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Fueled by historic past, Nuts charge into new season ready to thrill fans with roster of future stars & full schedule of weekly promotions. John Thurman Field's basepaths are easements of excitement as fresh faces introduce themselves to home crowds during the opening month of the season. Throughout the summer, weekly promotions help amplify the stadium's already amped atmosphere with pregame rounds of catch on Sundays, discounted tacos on Tuesdays, and themed weekend games followed by fireworks shows and the subsequent shrieks from frightened birds passing above.
Shirl C., Yelp, 6/6/10 says "The mascots are very interactive! They love to pose for pictures and interact with the kids. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 30, 2012
Montgomery
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/pg.). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Napa-Sonoma
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Exposed-brick bar & lounge hosts standup-comedy night every second Saturday of month, including complimentary appetizers. At one of Petaluma's newest bars, The Rocks' expansive exposed-brick lounge introduces crowds to the space with a full calendar of entertainment. Comedians take the stage every second Saturday of the month and are announced about two weeks ahead of time. Mirthmakers of months past include Mike Guido, who has appeared on MTV's Half Hour Comedy Hour and A&E's Comedy on The Road, and Rick Pulido, a former writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno who trained at Ricardo Montalbán's Nosotros Foundation and academy for pectoral development.
"The d bag from Metalica says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.therocks146.com/Home.php
Naples
Only $99 means 67% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Permanent-makeup artist implants natural pigments into the skin's dermal layer to define or darken eyelids or eyebrows. Physician’s assistant Joy K. Sensakovic relies on her vast medicinal knowledge and nimble, trained hands as she administers anti-aging and aesthetic treatments at Joy of Balance. Hormone-replacement sessions help menopausal and post-menopausal women identify imbalances in their bodies and correct them with supplemental creams and capsules, and Botox smoothes fine lines in the face so that clients can get away with fibbing about their age on dates with polygraph machines. With counsel from a physician, Joy performs sclerotherapy, an injection-based method of eliminating unwanted veins from limbs.
Nickleback says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.joyofbalancefl.com/
Nashville
Only $99 means 92% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Licensed aestheticians defuzz follicles on one of dozens of treatment areas during 5- to 60-minute sessions that destroy strands at root.. LaserDerm MedSpa & Wellness Center's licensed aestheticians defuzz follicles using laser technology in a spa-like facility. Depilating pulses journey out of the laser device and down the hair shaft to the follicle, where they destroy strands at the root, stunting growth and preventing the hair's repurposing as an inexpensive substitute for wool socks. Treatment times typically range from 5 minutes to an hour, and the treatments must be scheduled several weeks apart. Most patients see full results after six treatments, though some may require additional sessions due to hormones, skin and hair color, or porcupine ancestry. Patients who need additional treatments will receive discounted maintenance pricing that will be determined on a case-by-case basis.
Bill Gates says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
New-Orleans
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Chefs output hearty selection of gourmet bar apps & burgers stacked tall with caramelized onions, fried eggs & other inventive toppings. Nestled in the Garden District, Down the Hatch serves gourmet bar fare designed to be washed down with a variety of spirited libations. The joint's exposed brick walls wrap guests in the comforts of rustic hangings, video poker, and a jukebox that accepts dollars, coins, and Fonzie fists.
This guy I know says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 4, 2012
The Companies Website: http://downthehatchnola.com/
New-York
Only $24 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Passport membership grants exercisers access to equipment and classes at network of gyms across New York. New York Sports Clubs, part of Towns Sports International's network of fitness loci, welcomes exercisers to a number of equipment-stocked facilities to help attain perspiration-soaked fitness goals at a convenient location. Strength-training gear such as circuit machines, free weights, and medicine balls filled with black holes mold muscles into chiseled depictions of physical might. Calories simmer and move to cooler climates after sessions on cardio machines ranging from treadmills and ellipticals to upright and recumbent stationary bicycles. Each club offers a schedule of group classes that draw from more than 100 fitness styles, including Pilates, yoga, and boxing, to keep members from jazzercising without a spotter. Each location thanks exercisers for sweating in its vicinity with special features, such as babysitting, saunas, and steam rooms, though Passport memberships do not include pool access.
"New York Sports Clubs says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 4, 2012
North-Jersey
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Professional drivers transport guests to & from EWR in Lincoln Town Car equipped with extra legroom, climate control, radio & reading lamp. The professional drivers of Golden Crown Limousine ease the stress of airborne excursions with one-way and roundtrip airport transfers to Newark Liberty International Airport in a Lincoln Executive L Series Town Car. Sedans arrive promptly at pickup locations, with comfy leather seats beckoning travelers inside for a safe, quick journey that eschews the hassles of taking public transport or attaching a turn signal to a zebra. The sedan's extended wheelbase grants riders extra legroom for a luxurious trip, and backseats come equipped with controls for the radio, reading lamps, and climate for a ride tailored to each client’s exact specifications. Gold Crown Limousine’s dispatch team keeps an eye on arrival times and gate information, ensuring drivers are up to date on travel changes and not pacing the baggage area sick with worry.
J Timbo says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 19, 2012
Ocala
Only $35 means 74% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Doctors examine backs & consult with patients before administering massages & chiropractic treatments for ailing spines. Dr. Pitts leads a team of three chiropractic doctors at Pitts Chiropractic, and all four see to the upkeep of spinal systems, using on-premise x-ray machines to identify potential problems. In addition to educating patients on chiropractic health, they perform noninvasive spinal adjustments, correcting painful subluxations or misplaced U-turns. The multi-talented team also custom fits orthotics and performs massage therapy, all while promoting the chiropractic philosophy of allowing the body to heal itself.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.pittschiro.com/
Ogden
Only $29 means 63% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. 10,000 square feet of bouldering and top-rope climbing entertain climbers of all ages during membership or kids’ camps.. The Front Climbing Club has attracted a crew of passionate setters and climbers with various outdoor-climbing experience, earned while climbing around the world. The staff brings this knowledge to its route setting, creating bouldering problems and top-roping routes that will boggle the mind and body like a kiss from Albert Einstein. Also offered are Pilates and yoga classes, which further develop core strength to boost climbing ability. The Front runs after-school kids’ programs and camps, helping young climbers hone skills needed for teamwork and concentration.
"The Front Climbing Club says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.frontogden.com/
Oklahoma-City
Only $30 means 49% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Armed with backstory, guests embody characters from '20s–'40s during seven-course dinner interlaced with murder investigation. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning The Stone Lion Inn a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Ron D, Tripadvisor, 3/8/12 says "The murder mystery dinner was lots of fun. It was like being part of Clue. The dinner was top notch. The setting was authentic "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Omaha
Only $12 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Visitors paint, decorate & glaze raw bisque pieces such as bowls, plates & animal figures. Below rows of large wooden beams, artists of all ages bend diligently over their pieces, wielding brushes and dabbling in palettes filled with colorful glazes. These budding Michelangelos filling It's Yours Pottery's many tables are families, birthday-party and summer-camp attendees, and students painting raw bisque piggy banks, and coffee mugs. On other days, the tables hoist fused-glass pieces, tiles, stones, and beads for mosaics, acrylic paints, and slabs of clay for hand-formed clay figures.
George Bush Sr. says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.itsyourspottery.com/
Orange-County
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Clients relax with 15-minute milk-salt footbath, 25-minute reflexology session & 35-minute back massage with organic oils. Seven days a week from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., women and men alike head into My Head 2 Toe for relaxing reflexology and massage services. A state-licensed therapist instills clients with relaxation via massages ranging from deep tissue to prenatal to shiatsu. Either inside My Head 2 Toe's general open area or inside a private treatment room, clients can enjoy reflexology packages incorporating techniques first used by ancient Egyptians that promote more blood and lymphatic flow than a rapping hematologist.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myhead2toe.biz/index.htm
Orlando
Only $35 means 56% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. 27-degree bar featuring 50 tons of carved ice, frozen sculptures, and cocktail mugs made entirely of ice. The adjacent Fire Lounge allows visitors to warm up afterward by snagging a drink from the full-service bar or bobbing their heads to the mixes of DJ Sher-khan and the banter of 93.3 FLZ's Eric James. The pulsing sound system helps to get blood flowing again while lasers and strobe lights scan the room for any escaped snowglobes.
Matt Roseboom, Orlando Attractions Magazine, 10/2/08 says "After you've been sufficiently chilled, head to the Fire Lounge, an ultra-chic club that continues the arctic theme (sans the ice), to warm up. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.icebarorlando.com/
Palm-Beach
Only $35 means 70% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Featured on The Haney Project, acclaimed par 3 course blankets shores of Atlantic Ocean with paspalum grass and vibrant palm trees. Link to scorecard
mushandme, TripAdvisor, 6/16/11 says "The lush fairways and greens are complimented by the beautiful scenery. This truly a must play and a very enjoyable experience. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Pensacola
Only $29 means 66% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Skin-specific facial targets conditions such as acne, fine lines, hyperpigmentation, and dryness. Calling upon her advanced training and a slew of professional-grade serums from Edimi, Clarisse, and Bio-Therapeutic, aesthetician Kitty Hendershott renovates complexions with a bouquet of treatments that cater to specific skin types. The mild currents of Kitty’s microcurrent facial stimulate underlying muscles and increase collagen production for added firmness, and her ultimate facial’s blend of vacuum massage, microdermabrasion, and light therapy cultivates a youthful glow. Other body parts step into the spotlight during full-body waxing treatments that swipe away unwanted hair and clingy cardigans. Body wraps ensconce skin in soothing aloe, essential oils, and mineral-rich Dead Sea salts that gently flush dirt from pores.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cordova-skincare.com/
Philadelphia
Only $39 means 57% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Skilled technicians craft custom facials to individual skin types & massage therapists offer numerous massage types within nature-themed spa. Massage therapists administer one-hour massages in a variety of modalities, including Swedish and deep tissue. Essential oils, such as organic varieties and aromatic rose, enhance aromatherapy massages, and private showers are available after treatments for customers to enjoy a cleansing soak and operatic ballads of renewal.
Tommi's Salon and Spa says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://tommistudio.com/
Phoenix
Only $2599 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Dentist maps treatment plan with thorough evaluation & outfits teeth with clear aligners that gradually correct crooked bites. In the office, new patients begin their dental journey not by slinking into an exam chair, but rather by taking a tour of the multifaceted facility. Within consultation rooms, the doctor maps out treatment plans for cosmetic treatments such as Invisalign, veneers, lumineers, bridges, and crowns—all of which come with a limited lifetime warranty and a memory book filled with someone else’s baby teeth. Individual audio and video systems outfit the treatment rooms, distracting patients as the doctor fiddles with crowns or performs standard checkups. After each dental procedure, clients can relax in the designated recovery rooms before heading home and awaiting a checkup call from the friendly staff within 24 hours.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Piedmont-Triad
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Groups of up to four bowlers lace up provided shoes & hurl balls down well-oiled lanes & enjoy refreshments from on-site snack bars. With more than 70 lanes between them, Triad Lanes and Tar Heel Lanes offer bowlers of all levels recreational and competitive atmospheres. Beyond the well-oiled boards and gutters, each facility features onsite amenities, including billiards rooms, full-service lounge areas, and active arcades for joystick-savvy visitors. In addition to open hours, the alleys host special events, such as cosmic bowling on Friday and Saturday nights from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m., when they lift all rules concerning gravity and primate-assisted space exploration.
This guy I know says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Pittsburgh
Only $50 means 83% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Doctors examine eyes for problems before determining prescriptions to fill stylish pairs of Guess, Vera Wang, or D&G frames. A sextet of experienced eye doctors helms Family Eye Care's three locations. There, the doctors lead their teams in warmly accepting patients for services such as comprehensive eye exams, 24-hour emergency eye care, and glaucoma treatments. In addition to ocular services, each location lines its walls with myriad frame choices from designer brands such as Gucci, Brooks Brothers, or Versace. Clients can gain peace of mind from broken specs or faulty x-ray vision with Family Eye Care's two-year unlimited warranty on select frames and lenses.
Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ourfamilyeyecare.com/
Portland
Only $24 means 85% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Latin-inspired dance beats drown out inhibitions & send calorie-burning jolt through bodies in 20 energetic Zumba fitness classes. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Uptown Ballroom a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
"Bill Gates says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.uptownballroom.net/
Portland-Me
Only $46 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Holes with nautical titles guide golfers through native Maine landscape of stately pines, grand vistas & crisp ocean breezes. 6,356 yards from the back tees
George Bush Sr. says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 21, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.boothbaycountryclub.com/
Providence
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Handmade and hand-cut biscotti in traditional Italian style come in vanilla almond, limoncello, cranberry walnut, and other flavors.. Two Papas Biscotti inspires dreams of Italian cafés or Tuscan countrysides with its biscotti, which are handmade and hand-cut, resulting in various shapes and textures. King Arthur flour builds each biscuit's skeleton, and fresh fruit and chopped nuts give varieties such as the cranberry walnut or limoncello their distinct flavor. Traditional vanilla-almond biscotti charm palates with slivered almonds, and a double-chocolate-chip biscotti satiates cocoa lovers. All biscotti are twice baked, allowing eaters to experience a taste of Italy without making out with Fabio.
"Nickleback says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.twopapas.com/
Raleigh-Durham
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chef Brent Hopkins prepares Italian dishes with local, seasonal ingredients and personally-made pasta. With soft lighting and deep-red booths reminiscent of a Mediterranean sunset over a garden of gargantuan tomatoes, Gravy's dining room provides guests with a perfect setting to dine or observe garlic being slowly absorbed into knot rolls.
Diner, OpenTable, 2/24/12 says "Absolutely delicious Italian food! The eggplant is amazing ... Service is fantastic. This is a great restaurant for a date "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.gravyraleigh.com/
Reno
Only $7 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Baristas pair drip coffee, sugar-free flavored lattes & chai tea with freshly baked blueberry scones, jumbo cinnamon rolls & sandwiches. Perk Up Coffee Shop’s colorful sign draws passersby into the cozy café, where specialty coffee concoctions pair with freshly baked pastries and sandwiches. Baristas froth steamed milk before it cascades into cups of espresso and Torani syrups for white mochas or flavored lattes. Staff leaps into the holiday spirit, celebrating everything from Valentine’s Day to Christmas with seasonal specialties scrawled across a wall-mounted blackboard. Fresh blueberry and apple-cinnamon scones rise in the oven, as glass display cases safeguard bagels, muffins, and freshly baked cookies from cookie monsters disguised as health inspectors.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Richmond
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Using ballet barre for balance, students perform yoga & Pilates moves to strengthen core & sculpt muscles. A fusion of Pilates, yoga, ballet, and calisthenics, Local Barre’s fitness classes tone muscles and strengthen cores with low-impact exercises taught by expert instructors. Because the classes leverage body weight and light free weights, students work at their own pace and comfort level to effectively stretch out taut legs muscles and chisel silhouettes. Classes stay cozy with no more than 15 students, ensuring everyone ample room to dip into a graceful plié across the wood-floored studio, and making sure there's enough music to go around.
The "Wizinator" says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.localbarrerva.com/
Rio-Grande-Valley
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/pg.). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Roanoke
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Choice of two trips lets paddlers navigate gentle, beginner-level routes sporting Class I–II rapids. As the James and Maury Rivers wind through the Blue Ridge Mountains, they carry kayakers, canoeists, and inner-tube riders past sheer rock walls, boulder-studded rapids, and tree-blanketed mountain peaks. For more than 30 years, the outdoorsmen at Twin River Outfitters have facilitated adventures for explorers of all experience levels on the nearly 100 miles of these rivers in the upper James River Basin. In addition to renting watercraft for independent exploration, Twin River's team leads guided outings, including overnight excursions. The headquarters also encompass a paddle shop, where a knowledgeable staff advises outdoorsmen on gear such as boats, life jackets, and oars autographed by local salmon.
Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 15, 2012
The Companies Website: http://canoevirginia.net/
Rochester
Only $20 means 75% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Certified staff helps students burn calories with weight-lifting, yoga, Zumba & hip-hop classes in gym with New York City atmosphere. Bounce Aerobics energizes calorie converters with an urban atmosphere reminiscent of New York City, including brick walls, faux street lights, a lifelike subway car, and a full-length mirror to confirm that the instructor is not actually a vampire. Check for class-schedule updates at Bounce Aerobics' Facebook page.
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bounceaerobics.com/
Rockford
Only $45 means 55% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Framing experts outfit diplomas, photos & art with 1,500+ styles of edging, accented by acid-free mats & glazes for enduring displays. Just around the corner from historic Woodstock Square, the wall-hanging haven of Fox Frame Shop houses a team of edging experts who help clients to navigate more than 1,500 styles of frames and shadowboxes. The professionals outfit diplomas and artwork with conservation-quality materials such as acid-free foam board, UV-blocking glass, and 100% cotton rag mats, ensuring that future generations can appreciate the college degrees and cable bills of their ancestors. The framers can also turn jerseys and needlepoint into hangable art, edge mirrors, and even outline flat-screen televisions with modern or baroque frames, transforming Wheel of Fortune into postmodern art.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://foxframeshop.com/
Sacramento
Only $120 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Licensed practitioners smooth wrinkles with minimally invasive Botox injections in fully outfitted urgent care facility. Open 365 days a year, Calvine Urgent Care & Medical Aesthetics ushers in a flurry of ailing patients so that the board-certified doctors and nurse practitioners can work their medical magic on non-life-threatening symptoms, from fevers to broken arms. Neutral-toned chairs and a flat-screen TV distract patients before Calvine's friendly team fixes them up with medical equipment, including x-rays, ultrasounds, and a full range of diagnostic tests for drugs, pregnancy, or hemoglobin. In case patients cross into more serious medical territory, the clinic's fully loaded procedure rooms come filled with intubation kits, EKGs, crash carts, and defibrillators for restarting hearts and toasting marshmallows. The office's staff helps urgent medical patients by taking them within 30 minutes of their arrival, as well as offering ZipPass, an online appointment scheduler.
Mike, GooglePlaces, 6/29/10 says "Calvine Urgent Care & Medical Aesthetics"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.calvineuc.com/index.html
Salem-Or
Only $11 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Bimonthly magazine with articles on local travel, history, restaurants, venues & happenings amid photographs of region's vibrant landscapes. Oregon Coast Magazine transports readers into the salt-sprayed forests, inviting towns, and fascinating lives of the Beaver State’s Pacific Coast residents. Article topics vary from one bimonthly issue to next, and past write-ups have covered explorations of the region’s role in the Westward Expansion, visits to a working cranberry bog, and reviews of sudsy pints from Astoria’s hardy breweries. A calendar of local events clues readers into goings-on that range from gallery openings in Florence to Antique Week in Lincoln City, and vibrant photographs capture the region’s spirit better than most magazines’ customary crayon drawings.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Salt-Lake-City
Only $109 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. After classroom session, instructors & divers jump from Cessna airplane, freefall for 35 seconds & glide high above Moab's scenic terrain. Even after more than 10,000 jumps, Skydive Canyonlands' owner and USPA-certified instructor Paul Gray enjoys every free fall. With a focus on safety, Paul and his team help introduce new people to the sport during tandem jumps, soaring high above the Moab area's breathtaking views. Reddish rock formations, the buttes of Arches National Park, and the giant water fountain at the head of the Colorado River come into view as instructors and pupils jump from a specially equipped Cessna 182 aircraft. While freefalling, Paul and his team can capture high-definition video for divers to show to their friends or use to impress pet birds.
The d bag from Metalica says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.goskydivemoab.com/
San-Angelo
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Studio collection arms beauty-seekers with professional-grade makeup & mineral line eschews parabens, preservatives & chemicals. The mineral collection eschews parabens, preservatives, and chemical dyes in favor of natural, mineral-based ingredients that blend in easily with the skin's natural tones. Light-as-a-feather mineral foundations ($5+) come packed with SPF 15 to shield the face and its feelings from the sun's harsh gaze and its even harsher laser pointer, and are available in a quintet of shades, ranging from fair to deep. Lip gloss ($3) and eye shadow ($3+) contain vital vitamins known to hydrate and minimize fine lines, and bronzers ($8) can help achieve one's preferred pigment hue. Those who want it all can pick up the mineral starter kit ($20), which includes foundation, concealer, blush, and two brushes, all wrapped up in a canvas case.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/
San-Antonio
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Old-World tapas, steak, and seafood served along with house-made desserts with live music on Friday and Saturday. Boardwalk Bistro's antique-style furniture and colorful tile-and-tapestry décor create an informal, Middle Eastern ambiance perfect for enjoying a trio of raspberry, lemon, and mango sorbets, which chill palates more delicately than a midwinter game of open-mouthed freeze tag. The exposed-stone walls resound with live music and a tagine top standing in for a cowbell on Friday and Saturday evenings.
Nikki T., Yelp, 1/21/12 says "I have been eating here for the last two years and love the place. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.boardwalkbistro.net/
San-Diego
Only $79 means 61% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Aestheticians slough off old skin cells in 30-minute microdermabrasion treatments that reduce acne, blemishes & signs of aging. The aestheticians at LS Skin Care pride themselves on their warmth and commitment to providing personalized care to each client. Within an intimate studio space, they perform facial treatments such as microdermabrasions, which lessen the appearance of blemishes, and skin-renewal facials, which reduce the prominence of sell-by dates stamped on the cheeks. Botanical facials rely on fruit enzymes and extracts to remove impurities, whereas the mild pumpkin peel makes over façades by revealing the shiny new skin hidden beneath tired old cells. Other regions of the body are targeted through waxing treatments, which thoroughly remove unwanted hair, and eyelash tinting, which helps lashes perfectly match the hue of eyebrows or a favorite Jackson Pollock painting.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lsskin.com/Home_Page.html
San-Francisco
Only $18 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Vessels with cozy indoor cabins sail beneath Golden Gate and San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridges and explore waters near Alcatraz Island. The Bridge 2 Bridge Cruise sails beneath the Golden Gate and San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridges, its iconic red-and-white boats dwarfed by the imposing structures. Passengers can venture onto the open-air deck to take in unobstructed views of the skyline, or gaze through large windows within indoor cabins furnished with plush seating and a full-service bar. Live music underscores eye-catching views with toe-tapping tunes and rounds of competitive trident tossing with acoustic versions of “The Final Countdown.”
S S., Yelp, 9/23/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Nov 3, 2012
The Companies Website: https://www.redandwhite.com/
San-Jose
Only $129 means 57% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Expert medical staffer injects protein-based serum to relax muscles under facial skin and reduce the appearance of crow's-feet and wrinkles. Allied Skin Institute's talented and aesthetically driven staff augment human hides with a variety of cosmetic procedures. The seasoned technicians wield an arsenal of lasers to accomplish a number of corporeal refurbishing feats, such as hair and tattoo removal, spider-vein therapy, and tightening skin. Rather than taping third-grade class portraits over their faces, visitors can regain youthfulness with a variety of anti-aging facial treatments including Botox and microdermabrasion. Allied Skin Institute also helps patrons continue beauty-boosting processes at home with cosmetic products such as Vivité creams and B12 injections.
Jewely F., Yelp, 2/3/12 says "Allied Skin Institute"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://alliedskininstitute.com/
Santa-Barbara
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Stylists cut and style locks or revamp color with preferred amount of highlights.. As a member of the Professional Beauty Association and The National Salon Association, Napoleon Blonde requires its team of experienced stylists to continually stay up to date on the latest fashions and techniques during ongoing monthly training sessions. The staffers, along with several guest stylists who make occasional cameos, cut, color, and sculpt locks to bestow guests with new looks and stylish places to hide portable WiFi towers. They also lend their talents to local fashion shows and community fundraising events.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.napoleonblonde.com/
Santa-Cruz
Only $7 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Hand-measured natural ingredients create smooth, creamy ice creams that fill handmade waffle cones, sundaes, and root-beer floats. Since 1975, Polar Bear Ice Cream's dessert makers have hand-measured and handcrafted their gourmet ice creams with all-natural ingredients in 5-gallon batches to ensure a smooth, creamy texture and even distribution of rainbows. An inventive and ever-changing roster of ice creams, sorbets, and frozen yogurts features more than 50 flavors, all piled up inside hand-made waffle cones, made-to-order specialty cakes, and dairy-free sorbet freezes. Polar Bear’s paws span the entire Santa Cruz landscape, with the wholesome treats also available at numerous restaurants and shops.
Shannon N., Yelp, 8/20/11 says "This little place is a real gem, with some of the best ice cream (maybe the very best) in Santa Cruz. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.santacruzpolarbear.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $24 means 52% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Licensed massage therapists pamper patrons with facials and massages inside candlelit spa. After working as a massage therapist for years in South Carolina and Utah, Kelleigh Jones-Coles used her in-the-field experiences and training in reiki, acupressure, and medical massage to open Terasu Studios. Kelleigh works with fellow licensed massage therapist Amanda Davis to pamper clients with services ranging from massages to facials to body wraps. Named after the Japanese word for "illuminate," the spa features candles whose flickering flames shine light as clients relax or recite haikus in pig Latin.
George Bush Sr. says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $24 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Licensed massage therapists pamper patrons with facials and massages inside candlelit spa. After working as a massage therapist for years in South Carolina and Utah, Kelleigh Jones-Coles used her in-the-field experiences and training in reiki, acupressure, and medical massage to open Terasu Studios. Kelleigh works with fellow licensed massage therapist Amanda Davis to pamper clients with services ranging from massages to facials to body wraps. Named after the Japanese word for "illuminate," the spa features candles whose flickering flames shine light as clients relax or recite haikus in pig Latin.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Seattle
Only $55 means 56% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Photographs, artwork & three-dimensional objects find custom-framed homes from official framer for Seattle Seahawks & Seattle Sounders. Museum Quality Framing’s staff encases cherished photos, artwork, and three-dimensional objects in materials ranging from polished wood to leather. Ready-made photo frames ($10+) clasp snapshots in a wood-and-glass embrace, protecting them from wrinkles, stains, and the scratchy nuzzles of sentimental lumberjacks. Lackluster walls can find colorful companionship in preframed artwork and a vehicle for deep self-reflection in mirrors ($100+). Ensconce valuables in custom framing packages ($69.99+), which can accommodate sports memorabilia, or preserve fine art with archival mats and backing boards. Handcrafted frames add a Renaissance flair to photos, utilizing materials such as 22-karat gold leaf to create one-of-a-kind frames.
Julie B., Yelp, 4/11/09 says "Museum Quality Framing"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 17, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mqf.com/
Shreveport-Bossier
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/pg.). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Sioux-Falls
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
South-Bend
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Stylist Stöva Dreher cuts and styles hair and can apply full color or highlights. Stöva Dreher has trained in two different continents over the course of his 30-year tenure in the hair-styling industry. Inside the light-filled PS and Company Salon, Dreher carefully considers each client’s personal style—as well as the amount of time they can devote to their hair each morning—before helping them decide which cut, color, style, products, or hair-soothing lullaby is best for their tresses.
George Bush Sr. says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Spokane-Coeur-Dalene
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Day passes grant visitors unlimited 18-hole mini golf play, access to bumper cars & jungle train rides, plus 25 tokens for arcade. With more than 33,000 square feet of games, entertainment, and family-friendly amusements, Bumpers Family Fun Center beguiles guests with a mini-golf course, bumper cars, a kid-centric jungle train, and an arcade. Offering a host of birthday party packages, kids can steer glittering bumper cars, hone strike skills at the bowling alley, and practice dropping things into holes at the 18-hole mini golf course before aiming parents’ car keys at garbage disposals.
Bumpers Family Fun Center says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Springfield-Ma
Only $22 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Expert detailers leave cars, vans, trucks & SUVs shining with meticulous hand washes & interior cleanses. Soiled cars enter Soft Touch Auto Wash & Detail Center and emerge cleansed of unsightly grime after a thorough once-over by the center's technicians. During each hand wash, staffers employ elbow grease and torrents of soap and water to wash away gunk from the exterior. They then comb through interiors with a vacuum in search of debris before wiping smudges and film from inner windows and dashboards. Every wash also includes a towel dry that leaves cars glowing, rewarding them for every time they didn't run away from home when parked overnight in the driveway.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.softtouchautowash.com/
Springfield-Mo
Only $6 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Hot-pressed Cuban, homemade tuna melt, and four-meat Dagwood headline more than 20 signature sandwiches and wraps. The iconic comic-strip character and namesake of Dagwood’s Sandwich Shoppes peeps out from the first “o” in the deli’s logo, embracing not his wife, Blondie, but the signature Dagwood sandwich. With its four meats and pair of cheeses, the delicious (if slightly intimidating) sandwich represents the more than 20 signature subs and clubs that grace Dagwood’s menu. Meats ranging from premium roast beef to tender pork loin share slices of bread with cheeses, crisp pickles, and all the condiments one might expect of an old-fashioned deli. Those too young to appreciate the shop’s Sunday-paper references will at least enjoy kids’ meals such as the classic grilled-cheese sandwich. Aside from their in-store selections, the deli caters events with colorful trays of meats and sack lunches served by a curiously cartoonish wait staff.
sptd foodie, Urbanspoon, 4/19/11 says "Great food and the people that work there couldn't be nicer and more personable. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://dagwoodssandwichshoppe.com/
Stlouis
Only $97 means 39% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Striking hotel outside St. Louis with mansard roof & amenities such as indoor pool, fitness room & complimentary continental breakfast. Just a few yards from the property is the starting point of 13 miles of walking or mountain-biking trails, which wind past pretty countryside. For more thrills, you can trek out to Six Flags, located just 15 minutes from the hotel, or challenge a lion to thumb wrestle at the St. Louis Zoo, which is about a 40-minute drive east on U.S. 40.
Laura L., Hotels.com, 2/14/12 says "It is in a really nice area with a number of nice little places to walk to. The staff was friendly and the rooms are amazing. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thewildwoodhotel.com/
Stockton
Only $199 means 74% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Cold-laser technology opens up fat cells to release water, fatty acids & glycerol, which the body flushes away to slim the physique. Since receiving his doctorate degree in Chirporactic in 1993, Dr. Kevin L. Stewart has focused on taking a total-body approach to chiropractic care to help patients overcome injuries, arthritis, shoulder pain, and a vast array of other maladies. Each visit to Dr. Stewart begins with a consultation. He'll investigate any pain and determine how it corresponds to your spine, which is the epicenter of nervous system activity and the reason humans can use other humans to pole vault. Dr. Stewart regularly attends post-graduate seminars to stay abreast of new developments in the field of orthopedics, pediatrics, and helping patients recover from injury.
Tom, Google Places, 8/8/11 says "I would recommend Stewart Chiropractic to everyone that suffers from any pain or symptoms. Thank you Dr. Stewart. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bestyoucanfeel.com/
Syracuse
Only $45 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Certified guides steer rafters of all experience levels on exciting Hudson River tour with wetsuits & gear included. The crew’s ultimate goal is to make rafting a fun adventure, which means that they take care of the business end, providing all safety equipment, transportation to launch points, and lessons for novices. When not on the water, the outdoors-loving crew also organizes mountain-biking and camping trips in New York and Pennsylvania.
Whitewater Challengers says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Tallahassee
Only $49 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Eco-friendly business's truck-mounted equipment exorcises stains before Scotchgard shields carpet or pet treatment banishes stains & odors. Capital City SteamClean spiffs up carpets and banishes stains with eco-friendly practices bolstered by 12 years of local experience. Certified technicians travel to abodes to purify carpets with high-powered, truck-mounted cleaning machines. After an initial cleaning, a protective Scotchgard application can seal in downy freshness, or a specialized pet treatment can rid carpets of stains, smells, and red wine splatters that pets leave behind. Four hours after cleaning sessions finish, residents can once again traverse carpeted walkways. In addition to rejuvenating carpets, crews can clean tile and upholstery. Capital City SteamClean maintains evening hours from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. during the week and daytime hours from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on weekends.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Tampa-Bay-Area
Only $40 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Glass of wine pairs with five courses including pork medallions & wild Norwegian salmon. String lights glimmer on the hunter-green walls like stars through evening foliage. A large mural depicts a distant city against a burgundy-and-gray dusk. Some of these accents date back to Cafe Vienna’s inception 40 years ago, but the torch has since been passed to Tony Klobuchar, whose son Steve mans the kitchen. From those clattering confines spill the aromas of time-tested Austro-Hungarian cuisine, including steaming bratwurst platters and marinated herring. Though the servers move quickly, there's much that goes into the preparation of these dishes; tender beef-loin sauerbraten, for example, marinates in traditional spices and red-wine vinegar for a minimum of five days. Above plates of grilled pork schnitzel, imported German brews from Spaten and Franziskaner crash together, sending flecks of foam to tablecloths in the deep red hues of a fire truck that has been driving around with hair curlers on.
MrNuz, TripAdvisor, 10/5/11 says "Probably my favorite restaurant in St. Pete. Great staff and the rouladin is crazy good. Always ask for the spaetzle! "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.caffevienna.com/
Toledo
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Traditional & specialty sushi rolls adorn tables alongside veggie tempura, rice, noodle & teriyaki dishes. Exposed wood beams and shoji-screen-like latticework re-create the atmosphere of a traditional Japanese house inside Koto Buki's dining room. The cuisine also keeps it authentic—ramen noodles, curry rice, stir-fried veggies, and teriyaki sauce serve as the base for a choice of meats, and shy vegetables hide inside fried batter in tempura dinners. Like the butlers who prepare Richie Rich's Christmas gifts to his pet shark, chefs expertly slice and wrap dozens of sushi choices, from traditional slabs of sashimi on beds of rice to inventive specialty rolls with names such as Crazy Boy, Ninja, Vegas, and Kiss of Fire.
Timothy K., Yelp, 7/6/10 says "We've tried practically every single one of their rolls, and have not yet been disappointed. I especially like the Crunch Roll, and my boyfriend raves "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.kotobukitoledo.com/
Topeka-Lawrence
Only $49 means 76% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Interior designers help customers select furniture from the showroom or special-order custom styles.. Today, the family business is run by the Winters’ son, Bob, who oversaw its expansion into two showrooms in Topeka and Lawrence and gave it a new moniker––Discovery Furniture. His merchandise buyers select fine furniture from around the world, filling the design floors with trusted name brands such as Broyhill, Aspen, and Flexsteel. As a member of the Furniture First buying group, Winter is able to pass along the savings of buying stock in volume along with a guarantee that he will meet or beat any competitor’s advertised price within 75 miles. Interior designers on staff can help customers determine which pieces, styles, and colors best fit their needs, and most of Discovery’s furniture can be custom ordered in any style, color, or fabric, catering to customers who know what they like and like to match their upholstery to their clothes.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.discoveryfurniture.com/
Tucson
Only $30 means 67% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Racers zoom around 13-turn track that imitates Japan's Suzuka Circuit, reaching speeds of 45 mph during 12-minute matches. At Musselman Honda Circuit, speed demons can kart to their spleens' content on an adrenaline-jolting track that replicates the Suzuka Circuit racetrack in Japan. Drivers face the 13 turns of Musselman's 1,264-meter track from behind the wheel of a 9-horsepower P1 fast kart, surpassing speeds of 45 miles per hour while whizzing around the course and nabbing blurry views of the nearby Rincon Mountains by day or lonesome starlight by night. Each session lasts 12 minutes, with an extra lap thrown in to celebrate your victory or rethink your steering strategy. Complimentary protective gear lets riders experience the invigorating sensation of wind rushing through their helmet-hair; racers should bring their own long-sleeve shirts, pants, and closed-toe shoes.
The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://musselmanhondacircuit.com/
Tulsa
Only $99 means 87% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Certified laser specialist reduces hair growth and prominence with up-to-45-minute-long sessions that replace razors with lasers.. PicMed's medical doctors and lab technicians root out the underlying causes of health concerns by conducting blood and health screenings, physicals, and vaccinations. Staff usher patients into a cheery, marigold-hued clinic, and a mobile lab drives to clients' homes or up the trunks of their tree forts. The clinic’s scope of services includes a menu of weight-loss programs and med-spa treatments, as well as cutting-edge treatments such as Botox and hormone-replacement therapy.
Jessica, Google Places, 9/8/2011 says "Great place with friendly people and awesome prices. "
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.picmed.com/
Ventura-County
Only $50 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! 60-minute treatments soften fine lines & improve texture with cleansing, exfoliation & masques as specialists massage faces & shoulders. Kathrine Heinzman spent a large part of her 25-year career managing Christine Valmy’s flagship salon in Beverly Hills before continuing her beautification pursuits at Dermalogica’s International Dermal Institute education center. At her own Skin and Body Care Center, Kathrine and her team incorporate tools such as Clarisonic skin-cleansing and NuFace skin-lifting to complement a menu of facials and microdermabrasions. Dermalogica products augment the efficacy of treatments as well, with help from Ultraceuticals, Blinc cosmetics, and face massages administered by kittens in knit booties.
Bill Gates says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://heinzmanskincare.com/
Washington-Dc
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Award-winning chef crafts innovative dishes from grass-fed beef & local produce for brunch & dinner served in candle-lit dining room. On weekends, brunch offerings greet the sunrise with such dishes as the Bell Bottoms breakfast sandwich, whose english-muffin enclosures fuse a choice of bacon, sausage, or ham with eggs and cheese ($9), and the Banana Nana Fo Fana french toast doused in creamy bananas and orange-vanilla butter ($12). Early risers may also recover from late nights drawing commissioned portraits of fickle constellations by savoring bubbly mimosas and zesty bloody marys in the open-air dining area.
Level One says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.leveloneatcobalt.com/
Westchester-County
Only $99 means 72% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Choice of two keratin treatments leaves hair silkier, shinier & easier to style. Amid their salon’s abundant lights, expansive mirrors, and orange and cream walls, the stylists at Hair Creations rejuvenate hairstyles and beautify bodies. Joico products accentuate cuts and styles, colorings, and other hair treatments, and natural-looking gel nails and long-lasting Shellac help nails to regain their splendor after long nights spent clawing into bank vaults. Waxing services eliminate unwanted fuzz on all areas of the body, and semipermanent, individually applied ILash extensions enable weeks of boosted fluttering.
Mr. Quigly says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.nyhaircreations.com/
Wichita
Only $59 means 63% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! EPA-certified HVAC technicians walk through 23-point AC inspection and clean unit with eco-friendly solutions.. At 72 Degrees Heating & Air Conditioning, EPA-certified technicians ensure the passage of clean, temperature-appropriate air with their HVAC expertise. Alongside AC and heating repairs, new-unit installations, and routine maintenance, the company fosters economical awareness through cost-benefit analysis. If your energy bills are high because a couch is blocking the vents or because all the heat is being used to incubate vintage TV dinners, 72 Degrees’ technicians will let you know. 72 Degrees guarantees that all its technicians will conduct themselves professionally and with respect for their surroundings, promising to pay for all service should you be dissatisfied.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires May 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://72degreesks.com/
Wilmington-Newark
Only $12 means 74% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Two fun-filled hours of bowling for teams of up to four or eight with shoe rental & hot dogs. For nearly 40 years, First State Lanes has kept pastimers and ardent tenpin enthusiasts furnished with waxed lanes, snack-bar provender, and accouterments from a fully-stocked pro shop. Amateurs hurl spheroids at lanes alongside semi-pros doing battle in colorful league uniforms or impressive gladiator outfits. During rounds, the full-service snack bar slings pizzas, plates of signature chicken tenders, and a selection of beers. During the evenings, bouts of cosmic red-pin bowling cast pins in crimson and black-light glow, and any bowler who throws a strike that houses le pin rouge wins a dollar. For less alley-based diversions, guests can saunter over to the game room to play pool and arcade games.
"R.L. Stein says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.firststatelanes.com/
Worcester
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Stylists snip & style hair using Goldwell & Paul Mitchell products. All four members of Shampoo Salon’s styling team share a passion for hair and makeup, but it’s each member's unique skill set that sets the studio apart. Head stylist Lisa Naylor-Boulette has more than 30 years of cosmetology experience, during which time she's picked up two People's Pick Awards for Favorite Hairdresser from the Worcester Telegram & Gazette. Salon coordinator Russell Boulette Jr. sets the tone for the entire styling crew, and artistic director Maria Cordella applies a decade's worth of experience specializing in on-camera makeup, bridal hairstyling, and flyaway wrangling. Lilly Proulx rounds out the team with her expertise in color design and creative approach to every look.
This guy I know says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.shampoosalon.biz/
Youngstown
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Photos preserved in custom photo book with hand-wrapped, genuine-glove-leather cover & heavyweight lay-flat pages for panoramic images. Picaboo's straightforward application emblazons cherished photographs upon the pages of a variety of customizable keepsakes. The program's 240 predesigned page layouts and thousands of graphics allow customers to embellish images, while labeling them with quips and captions. The elegant leather, soft velvet, and matte silver covers of a variety of photo books embrace an album's worth of pictures, and customizable cards and calendars showcase a customer's chosen photographs and designs. Vibrant pictures materialize onto canvases and panels, or assemble into cheerful collage posters. The company's chipper support squad mans computers and phones seven days a week specifically to answer questions, address concerns, and exchange talking dog jokes.
Amanda Greene, Woman's Day, 5/25/10 says "Picaboo tends to have really beautiful quality when it comes to photo books and calendars. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.picaboo.com/

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