Wednesday, March 21, 2012

March 21, 2012 Deals!

Akron-Canton
Only $20 means 74% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Groups of up to six don rental shoes & topple pins for two hours & refuel with sips of soda & bites of fries. The Fast Lane Bowling and Party Center fosters wholesome family fun atop glossy lanes that unravel toward tenpin pyramids that beckon the embrace of hurled bowling bowls. Thunderous claps from strikes and subsequent high-fives reverberate through the facility seven days a week, including until 1 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, which outfit the facility with cosmic bouts. Boasting a weeklong lineup of happy hour specials, the newly renovated Garage Bar volunteers to whet whistles and topple appetites, and league and party options enable larger groups to plunder pins collectively or team up to take down rebellious bumpers in games of Red Rover.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thefastlanebowling.com/
Albany-Capital-Region
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Chefs rub brisket, chicken, turkey legs, and ribs in seasonings before slow smoking meats in hardwood smoker and dousing in memphis sauce. After scouring the United States in pursuit of its finest barbecue, Memphis Smoke House's chefs embraced Tennessee's tangy and sweet flavors as their culinary medium. The barbecue aficionados eschew charcoal in favor of oak, hickory-apple, and cherry hardwoods to slow smoke their briskets, chicken, turkey legs, and ribs each day. They rub meats in specialty spices before smoking them, then douse the tenderized morsels in house-made memphis bourbon barbecue sauce. The staff serves each platter with cornbread and authentic Southern-style sides of Cajun hand-cut fries, hush puppies, or mashed-potato molds of Robert E. Lee. In their dining room, cool air wafts through the wall's colorful signs, and classic music resounds across an outdoor seating area beneath a red-and-white tent. Memphis Smoke House can also cater get-togethers ranging in size from 15 people to large events of 300.
Bill Gates says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://mredsmemphissmokehouse.com/
Albany-Ga
Only $20 means 57% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Convenient, recyclable pouches full of gluten-free, freeze-dried fruits and veggies. NurturMe, created by two entrepreneurial moms, nestles certified-organic, gluten-free dried fruits and veggies sourced from the U.S. inside individual recyclable pouches, treating tykes to an assortment of healthy meals. Portable packets of plump peas, bananas, and squash mix with water, breast milk, or formula, introducing infants or toddlers to nutritious food with none of the added sugars or artificial clown tears of other baby foods. The palm-sized pouches are convenient, made from recycled material, and can be carted easily to play dates, daycare, or baby’s first art opening.
NurturMe Organic Baby Food says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://nurturme.com/
Albuquerque
Only $39 means 61% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Weekend sessions cover DSLR technology, composition & lighting in classroom, then descend on scenic locations for real-world practice. Tony Gambino bought his first camera, an all-manual model from the ‘70s, more than a decade ago. In the intervening years, he has studied under award-winning wedding photographer David Lynch and documented his travels through Japan, Europe, and Australia's beaches. Today, Gambino specializes in portraiture and wedding photography, with an emphasis on shoots that bend natural light to broadcast the radiance of a bride, make eyes twinkle with delight, or convey the rich flavors of a sunset.
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Allentown-Reading
Only $39 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Course stretches across more than 6,000 yd. of pristine terrain & forces players to navigate around water hazards on 11 of 18 holes. Water in play on 11 holes
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.chapelhillgolf.net/
Amarillo
Only $10 means 67% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Personalized or preselected high-quality vinyl art comes ready to easily adhere to any indoor or outdoor wall. Dali Decals offers a wide selection of decals, murals, printed canvases, and modern mosaics that bring formerly inanimate walls to life. All decals are made to order using high-quality vinyl. Peruse the selection of decal standards, or submit your own image for a personalized, customizable addition to any indoor or outdoor wall or indoor or outdoor house pet. All decals, such as the cheery mushrooms ($19) or the set of six turtles ($10), come with a squeegee and installation instructions to make application as smooth and simple as possible. Anti-adhesive artisans are able to alter their accommodations with chalkboards ($29), which are suitable to hang in an office, kitchen, or any other shamelessly naked room. Products range in price from $10 to $300.
Judith Williams, Online Testimonial, 11/25/10 says "This is the third time I have ordered from you and I'm always pleased. Thank you for great products, and fabulous customer service. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://dalidecals.com/
Anchorage
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Hands-on cooking classes teach students basic & advanced skills as they prepare entire meal shared at end of class. Let's Cook Alaska's talented teaching chef, Josie McKinney, fell in love with cooking at a young age. By the age of 12, she was preparing Thanksgiving dinner for her family. Now, as a mother of four, she shares her joy of cooking by inviting students into her “dream kitchen,” where they develop culinary confidence by working with her recipe box full of diverse meal ideas. In her cooking classes, she aims to transform cooking from chore to adventure. Josie’s fun, hands-on teaching style encourages students to get their hands messy by trying techniques for themselves and clean by stuffing them into their friends’ mouths. While students prepare entire meals, Josie circulates among them dispensing tips. Classes stay small—around 4 to 10 students—to ensure lots of individual attention and extra servings to go around when the class sits down together to enjoy their creations. Menus rotate with a monthly theme, such as comfort food and international fare, prepped with fresh, local ingredients.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://letscookalaska.com/
Ann-Arbor
Only $24 means 56% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Compact breath analyzer displays BAC information within 10 seconds on backlit digital display. Using a special membrane that reacts to the presence of alcohol molecules, the P-BAT quickly and accurately relates information on alcohol consumption through a simple-to-read LCD screen. After blowing a steady stream of air, users see results displayed within 10 seconds on a backlit digital display. The P-BAT's small, unobtrusive size makes it easy to carry, and testers automatically power off when not in use. Simple to read and simple to use, the P-BAT relates swift and simple information on alcohol consumption for up to 1,000 uses, helping users check their sobriety or refute claims that some gin is nonalcoholic.]
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 9, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.p-bat.com/
Appleton
Only $40 means 60% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Specialists convert photos, slides, VHS & reel-to-reel film into digital formats stored on archival DVD. Today's $100 Groupon can be applied toward a bulk order (1,000+ photos)—combining the Groupon discount with a $0.10-off-per-photo bulk discount—but only one Groupon may be applied with this option.
Real Simple says "ScanDigital"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.scandigital.com/
Asheville
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Homemade pastas, chicken marsala, and gyro sandwiches blend culinary traditions from two Mediterranean civilizations for dinner or lunch. Those passions are manifest in the dishes Tommy grew up with and that chefs now cook to perfection in his restaurant—dishes that include homemade spaghetti bolognese, grilled wild salmon, and veal piccata. Greek and Italian cultures contribute heavily to Tommy’s vision, and the balance between the two is apparent on the menu as well as in the warm staff and the togas draped across each table. No Mediterranean feast is complete without wine, and the café’s wine list proves its worth with a selection that has won numerous Wine Spectator Awards of Excellence.
Robert L., Yelp, 12/17/11 says "In my opinion, you can not go wrong with anything on the menu and the people work hard to make the evening memorable. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.pomodoroscafe.com/
Athens-Ga
Only $64 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Home-brewing kit quick starts batches of ales, lagers & stouts with premium hops, yeasts & grains as well as easy recipes. The hops hobbyists at Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies provide equipment and encouragement to aspiring beverage crafters nationwide. Unlike puzzle-piece-of-the-month clubs, the brewing essentials equipment kit provides everything a first-time brewer needs in one handy package, except for bottles and the brew kettle itself. Ingredient kits yield 5-gallon liquid harvests in flavors such as irish red ale, a richly colored, aromatic quaff popular among home brewers and discerning drinkers. Autumn amber ale provides a roasty seasonal sip, and irish stout sports a rich bittersweet brew topped with a creamy head. Whatever the favored flavor, Midwest's premium ingredients and handy 90-minute how-to DVD help to make consistent batches each time, aiding neophyte brewers in avoiding the embarrassment of turning out a spicy pilsner or bacon-flavored lager. Suds designers can continue to hone their skills by using the $25 gift certificate for the next ingredient kit.
Chris M., Yelp, 1/10/11 says "Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Augusta
Only $399 means 64% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Firm or plush memory-foam mattress contours to bodies & washable cotton-velour cover adds to coziness & blocks bacteria & allergens. Nature’s Sleep pledges a strong allegiance to the environment, engineering bedroom gear that offers tempting respite without a dependence on fossil fuels or a titan-size carbon footprint. The nap technicians pair their eco-consciousness with a deep concern for human health, wrapping most of their pillows and mattresses in covers that shield against bacteria, allergens, dust, and recurring dreams about Orson Welles. In addition to mattresses, the shop outfits chambers with mattress frames, box springs, and hospital-grade biodegradable bed and bathroom linens.
Nature's Sleep says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.naturessleep.com/
Austin
Only $48 means 68% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Studio heated to 98.8 degrees makes muscles malleable & helps students to sweat out toxins in classes led by highly trained yogis. A two-class introductory series welcomes beginners with basic standing poses, and the popular fire series explores up to 34 poses in a 99-degree room that loosens muscles to facilitate deeper stretches as it ousts toxins. Filled with soothing music and 90-degree temperatures, the water series cultivates more serenity than getting a massage from a singing whale.
Monicanava M., Yelp, 1/5/12 says "I've been practicing yoga at sunstone for about a year now and I absolutely love it. The instructors are great, very informative and helpful. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sunstoneyoga.com/
Bakersfield
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Intimate apparel accentuates sexuality with satin, lace & silk in collections of bras, panties, chemises & corsets. Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
Bill Gates says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.frenchlingerieoutlet.com/
Baltimore
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Museumgoers explore industrial artifacts, including 1865 cannery & last operating steam tugboat in America. The Baltimore Museum of Industry highlights the workers and small businesspeople whose contributions during the Industrial Revolution and beyond helped build the country’s framework. After viewing the museum’s 100,000-object collection—including an 1850s shipyard bell and an 1820s Acorn printing press—members enjoy 25% off at the BMI gift shop and receive a 15% discount at select restaurants. Museumgoers romp through bygone eras, dropping by sites including the recently renovated 1865 Platt Oyster Cannery and a reproduction of the 1910 pharmacy where Noxzema was invented. Just beyond the interior walls lies the last operating steam tugboat in the nation, the coal-fired SS Baltimore, and the 1937 Mini Mariner chronicles aquatic exploits with inspirational Popeye quotes and a restored World War II flying boat bomber.
TripLady5, TripAdvisor, 1/10/12 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.thebmi.org/
Baton-Rouge
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Knowledgeable guides lead visitors through painstakingly restored 64-room antebellum plantation with rich history. Soon after the home's completion, the Civil War began, and the peaceful family sanctuary gathered a rich but troublesome history, much like a country pony on his first trip to the big city. Despite changing owners and losing acreage, the home survived. Years later, a multimillion-dollar renovation project restored the mansion to its peak condition and added modern resort amenities. Once again, the mansion serves as a graceful venue for weddings and meetings, and even houses overnight visitors in 40 hotel rooms. Historical experts remain on hand, leading guided tours to help preserve the memory of the home's past.
Elizabeth A., Trip Advisor, 12/7/11 says "We were so impressed with Nottoway!... a rich and interesting history "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Billings
Only $64 means 53% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Home-brewing kit quick starts batches of ales, lagers & stouts with premium hops, yeasts & grains as well as easy recipes. The hops hobbyists at Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies provide equipment and encouragement to aspiring beverage crafters nationwide. Unlike puzzle-piece-of-the-month clubs, the brewing essentials equipment kit provides everything a first-time brewer needs in one handy package, except for bottles and the brew kettle itself. Ingredient kits yield 5-gallon liquid harvests in flavors such as irish red ale, a richly colored, aromatic quaff popular among home brewers and discerning drinkers. Autumn amber ale provides a roasty seasonal sip, and irish stout sports a rich bittersweet brew topped with a creamy head. Whatever the favored flavor, Midwest's premium ingredients and handy 90-minute how-to DVD help to make consistent batches each time, aiding neophyte brewers in avoiding the embarrassment of turning out a spicy pilsner or bacon-flavored lager. Suds designers can continue to hone their skills by using the $25 gift certificate for the next ingredient kit.
Chris M., Yelp, 1/10/11 says "Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Birmingham
Only $99 means 74% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Microdermabrasion exfoliates upper epidermal layers, and a microdermapeel infuses lactic, citric, and salicylic acids for clearer skin.. At Fountain of Youth Medical Spa, Dr. Victor Mendoza supervises body and beauty treatments that include face-saving microdermabrasion treatments and skin-nourishing microdermapeels. Noninvasive microdermabrasion treatments blaze fresh epidermal frontiers by gently rubbing away the skin's superfluous outermost layer, which consists of loitering dead skin cells and boot prints left by John Wayne–idolizing mosquitoes. The treatment's Genesis crystals clear cellular brow brush while stimulating collagen production. Microdermapeels build on the microdermabrasion treatment's clarifying effects by adding a penetrating chemical peel powered by PCA Skin products. While clients lie back and daydream of upcoming cinematic drive-thru-window close-ups, a fusion of lactic, citric, and salicylic acids boogies across facial dance floors, leaving behind smoother, better-behaved skin that is less prone to acne blemishes.
"George Bush Sr. says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Boise
Only $89 means 81% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Dentists root out signs of decay with help from bitewing x-rays, and whitening kits allow customers to whiten their teeth at their convenien. Today’s Dentistry ensures the health of tomorrow's smiles with cleaning, adjustments, and cosmetic treatments for baby teeth through dentures. Drs. Klint Keller and Jason Hammer cater to the comfort of their patients through a variety of means, such as calming anxiety via sedation dentistry and relaxing massage chairs and coaxing shy mouths open with a ready supply of freshly baked cookies. Beyond general cleaning and upkeep services, the tooth pros restore order and shine to mouths with implants, snap-on dentures, and Invisalign braces, and offer same-day dentistry to accommodate oral emergencies, busy schedules, and cavity-ridden skydivers who just happen to drop in.
Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.todaysdentists.com/
Boston
Only $59 means 58% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Professionally trained cleaners use eco-friendly products to clean interior spaces & can return up to two times for supplemental scrubbing. Super Clean Professional Cleaning's army of technicians uproots home impurities with products and services tailored to purify without upsetting Mother Nature. Boasting more than 10 years of industry experience, the specialists scour homes, purge spaces dusty from construction, clear away debris from moving in or out, and discard invisible boxes left by mime in-laws.
Robocop says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Buffalo
Only $15 means 56% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Guests sip microwinery's small-batch selections or learn to make wine in a 90-minute class with a supply kit and $40 ingredient credit.. At a tasting bar, open Tuesday–Saturday, curious sippers perch around a quarter-circle bar to sniff and swirl their wines, such as Nooks & Crannies, a cranberry-chianti blend, or the delicate Delaware, made from New York grapes. The shop's resident oenophiles share their passion with guests in 90-minute wine-making classes, bolstered by a wealth of wine kits and raw grape juices. In an article from the Buffalo News, owner Mike Ditonto cites what he sees as the appeal of home winemaking: nostalgia for grandparents' wine cellars and new methods of family bonding more comfortable than supergluing yourself to a favorite relative.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tenthousandvines.com/
Cedar-Rapids-Iowa-City
Only $15 means 48% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Stylists craft cuts for women, men & children with signature haircare line, plus products from Paul Mitchell, Redken & Kenra. The stylists at Cost Cutters keep pace with families' brisk lives by bestowing stylish haircuts without the hassle of making an appointment. Children, women, and men succumb to the artful snips of scissors and come out with trimmer, shapelier 'dos in a fraction of the time it takes to cut hair with the earth's erosional forces. Signature haircare products from CC Professional lead the charge on each customer's final style, aided by products from Paul Mitchell, Redken, and Kenra.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.costcutters.com/
Central-Jersey
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Tour guides explore Princeton’s past & present with walking tours that delve into lives of Einstein & various Nobel laureates. The result of this fascination is Princeton Tour Company, an eclectic blend of tours that covers the breadth and depth of Princeton's history, including its culture, university, and local businesses. Ghost tours take guests on a cemetery walk past the gravesites of a United States president and a signer of the declaration of independence, whereas walking tours cover the stories of former Princeton residents including T.S. Eliot and Brooke Shields.
Katytraveller, Tripadvisor, 6/2/710 says "The blurbs of haunted history mixed with real history was a perfect blend and kept the attention of everyone. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Charleston
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Chef uses fresh ingredients to craft authentic Italian pastas & pizzas. Chef Jim Giuffre uses fresh ingredients to craft generous helpings of authentic Italian cuisine served in a welcoming dining room or outdoor patio. Pasta dishes abound on the dinner menu, with al dente selections including the lobster-and-ricotta-filled ravioli ($18) and the penne bolognese, which flaunts a slow-simmered sauce of ground beef, veal, aromatic herbs, and veggies ($15). Like kindergarteners at a dairy farm, breaded and fried eggplant slices play hide-and-seek under thick slabs of mozzarella cheese, as oblivious pasta and pomodoro sauce interrogate suspicious-looking forks ($15). Dough visionaries design their own pizzas ($9+) or invest in classic concoctions such as a classic margarita with tomato, basil, and mozzarella ($14). The chef rounds out hearty entrees, such as beef medallions glazed in marsala wine sauce ($20), with sides of house salad and focaccia bread, ideal for soaking up extra sauce or rolling into a doughy straw for a thirst-quenching soft drink ($2.50).
The d bag from Metalica says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://theredpepper.com/
Charlotte
Only $139 means 59% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Botox banishes wrinkles for up to four months in physician-run med spa where massage therapist spends hour detangling muscle knots. Infinite Rejuvenation Med Spa is owned and operated by Dr. Dana Giarrizzi, who administers and oversees treatments powered by products from Botox, Latisse, and Clear & Brilliant Laser Facial Resurfacing. The spa brightens complexions with peels, dermal fillers, and laser treatments that also help clients reduce hair growth and the appearance of spider veins. The center also houses massage therapists, who leverage deep-tissue, Swedish, and hot-stone techniques to leave guests feeling as loose and free as a penny in a wishing fountain.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.infiniterejuvenation.com/
Chattanooga
Only $15 means 80% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Expert instructors lead students through strengthening yoga poses or dance-fitness techniques that sculpt bodies & improve cardio. STAT Fitness's private studio and serene green roof serve as a carefree setting for exercisers to stretch their limbs while they follow the lead of encouraging fitness trainers. During the studio's personal-training and group sessions, workout gurus launch participants toward their fitness goals by engaging their bodies in fun exercises that incorporate yoga, Pilates, and dance maneuvers. In front of mirrored walls and exposed brick, students can huff and puff through a trio of group classes that last 60 minutes each, about as long as it takes to wash a tuba with a toothbrush. During these sessions, the staff puts a pronounced emphasis on building camaraderie among exercisers.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.statfitness.webs.com/
Chicago
Only $64 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Authentic racecars zip around Chicagoland Speedway’s 1.5 mi. track during choice of drive or ride-along. NASCAR Racing Experience plops fans inside the roll cages of authentic NASCAR race cars that have been revved by pedigreed speed demons including Jeff Gordon, Carl Edwards, and Matt Kenseth. Experienced racing instructors spearhead a spectrum of racing experiences that range from the guided NASCAR Ride-Along to the free-wheeling World Champion Experience's six side-by-side racing sessions. Traveling to racetracks across the country, the racing experiences allow drivers to spike speedometers without obeying the pace of a lead car or the math of a speed-limit sign.
NASCAR Racing Experience says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Cincinnati
Only $7 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. During public-skate hours, skaters of all ages slice across same NHL-size rink where ECHL hockey team Cincinnati Cyclones practice. When skaters of all ages aren't perfecting figure eights on its NHL-size rink during public-skating hours, Northland Ice Center plays host to the Cincinnati Cyclones' practice squad, uniting amateurs and pros on its flat, frozen playground. Open year-round since 1973, the frosty arena also sets the stage for skating and hockey lessons, during which instructors impart their skills according to a curriculum formulated by the U.S. Figure Skating Association. Athletes slap pucks and hot potatoes to teammates in youth and adult hockey leagues, and friends and families feast on pizza and cake in private party rooms before taking to the ice. With a snack bar refueling legs and a pro shop sharpening blades to razor edges next to the ice, outings can stretch on into the evening or until a triple-axle gone awry slices the zamboni's power cord.
Northland Ice Center says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.northlandicecenter.com/
Cleveland
Only $14 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Safety-focused instructors lead kids ages 3–15 through age-appropriate cooking methods for fun & tasty treats with seasonal themes. "If you make it, you will taste it" is the motto founders Julie Fabing Burleson and Suzy Vinson Nettles envisioned when they created Young Chefs Academy. In addition to giving youngsters hands-on exposure to culinary techniques, kitchen safety, eating etiquette, and table setting, the academy's philosophy ensures that kids like 10-year-old former veggie-hater Camille gain an appreciation for healthy homemade cuisine. With centers in more than 10 states, Young Chefs Academy enriches growing minds ages 3–18 with engaging cooking classes, camps, and birthday parties that impart valuable life skills, such as self-reliance and how to trick a younger sibling into doing the dishes.
101 Facebook fans says "Young Chefs Academy Cleveland"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
Colorado-Springs
Only $29 means 95% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Professional trader seen on Million Dollar Traders teaches novices to turn profits & design balanced portfolios in five steps. A professional hedge-fund manager and one-time trader with Goldman Sachs, Lex van Dam opened a trading academy to teach Main Street folks of all skill levels to turn a profit in the stock market. The online academy organizes material into five 40-minute modules based on the basic principles of successful trading, including chart analysis and risk management. Aspiring marketeers learn to make savvy trades based on a deep understanding of the market, rather than from newspaper predictions or company horoscopes. Company-evaluation modules reveal which financial numbers matter and which are irrelevant, and trading psychology teaches students to make smart trades without letting emotions sway them. Groupon holders can watch each module up to five times, ultimately gaining enough insight to potentially design strong personal portfolios. Lex van Dam taught several novices to out-trade pros on BBC's Million Dollar Traders, a reality show that turned ordinary people into profitable market wizards and insufferably smug Monopoly players.
Nickleback says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.lexvandam.com/
Columbia
Only $16 means 54% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Techs at ASE-certified facility replace spent oils with fresh lubricants in roughly 10 minutes. Procar Automotive's ASE-certified facility echoes with the sounds of repairs, bodywork, and maintenance being performed by technicians who share 30 years of combined experience. Aside from standard oil changes, engine repairs, and tire installations, the staff also repairs and repaints cars, boats, and motorcycles after collisions with bumpers, buoys, and beached buoys.
J Timbo says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Columbia-Mo
Only $19 means 55% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Course of par 3 holes eases beginner golfers into game & challenges veterans with ample opportunity for short-game improvement. The course at Perche Creek Golf Club is comprised of 18 par 3 holes that gently introduce beginners to the game while still challenging veterans with ample opportunities for short-game improvement. Nine ponds delineate the holes and loom large as players line up their attacks from the tee, ready to gulp down errant shots. The flat layout allows players to nail down their iron distances, a crucial ingredient for proper course management. On nice evenings, course superintendents turn on the front nine's area lights, making for easier night play without having to give an alien a Walkman in exchange for plutonium golf balls. Perche Creek's driving range gives players a variety of targets to attack from 50 hitting stations and 20 synthetic grass mats, earning it a spot on Golf Range Magazine's list of the top 100 ranges in the nation.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Columbus
Only $69 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Detailing techs wash and wax exteriors, dress tires, steam clean carpets and shampoo floor mats by hand.. Armed with their in-house line of cleaning products, Pro-Tec Auto Spa's detailing technicians clean vehicles during in-shop and mobile detailing services. They fend off grime with hand washes and waxes, or execute the shop's signature treatments to fortify vehicles against hindrances including UV rays, corrosion, or carpet stains shaped like a disparaging driver's-ed instructor. While waiting for services, customers can nab bottles of Pro-Tec's products—car-wash concentrate, exterior gloss preserver, or spot remover—for at-home auto pampering.
R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://getprotec.com/
Columbus-Ga
Only $10 means 90% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Touchscreen smartphones powered by Android 2.3 platform navigate the web, stream videos & manage email. View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://gr.pn/FOkuOl
Corpus-Christi
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Kids get crafty slinging paint to pottery, and adults pick from a large collection of ready-to-paint ceramic pieces in BYOB sessions.. The owners of Pottery Painting Pleasures opened their doors to make art accessible to everyone, providing all necessary supplies and cleanup services. In the azure craft haven, myriad ceramics, such as vases and plates, wait to be rendered unique by kids, adults, and seniors. Themed sessions include senior mornings, Tots and Pots, and Friday-night College Night, which includes a brief overview of Organic Chemistry 101.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.facebook.com/Vino2VanGogh
Dallas
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs prepare authentic Mediterranean fare such as hummus, grilled lamb chops & grilled quail, served family style on shareable plates. Cafe Izmir cultivates a warm, intimate environment with dim, crimson lighting offset by scores of dangling icicle lights. Plush booths form a perimeter around tables topped with marigold linens, which echo any sunny accents within paintings on a spotlit wall. On weekends, crisp Spanish guitar notes intermingle with the aromas in the air, and each month the café hosts a new exhibit of local art.
Skye M., Yelp, 11/7/11 says "the menu corresponds with the exotic décor of loosely draped rich fabrics, comfy chaise longues and strategically dim lighting. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cafeizmir.com/
Dayton
Only $59 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Massage practitioners combine ancient Indian healing techniques with warm herbal oil & hot towels to soothe muscles & promote relaxation. Staffed by certified members of the American Massage Therapy Association and a duo of certified aestheticians, Serenity Therapeutic Massage and Skin Care Studio keeps bodies limber and faces fresh with a suite of rejuvenating services. Tending to physiques with tools such as soothing hot stones and warm bamboo rods, massage practitioners loosen kinks and untie bowline back knots. Aestheticians—exclusively wielding all-natural Pevonia products—massage and revivify faces with treatments custom-tailored to each client's skin tone, moon sign, and epidermal concern. Alternatively, a variety of spa packages for parties of two–six people combine massages with other pampering services such as facials, mineral-rich paraffin dips, and sugar scrubs.
R.L. Stein says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Daytona-Beach
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Studio collection arms beauty-seekers with professional-grade makeup & mineral line eschews parabens, preservatives & chemicals. The mineral collection eschews parabens, preservatives, and chemical dyes in favor of natural, mineral-based ingredients that blend in easily with the skin's natural tones. Light-as-a-feather mineral foundations ($5+) come packed with SPF 15 to shield the face and its feelings from the sun's harsh gaze and its even harsher laser pointer, and are available in a quintet of shades, ranging from fair to deep. Lip gloss ($3) and eye shadow ($3+) contain vital vitamins known to hydrate and minimize fine lines, and bronzers ($8) can help achieve one's preferred pigment hue. Those who want it all can pick up the mineral starter kit ($20), which includes foundation, concealer, blush, and two brushes, all wrapped up in a canvas case.
Nickleback says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/
Denver
Only $195 means 68% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Citywide golf package spans six distinct courses, which challenge golfers with 9- and 18-hole games & PGA pro–guided clinics. Denver Golf’s rates fluctuate throughout the week. This Groupon is not valid at Evergreen Golf Course.
David S., Yelp, 7/11/11 says "The guys in the pro shop were really nice guys, we didn't get pushed by any marshal and the course was very full "
Buyers should note Expires Dec 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://gr.pn/x8RRa1
Des-Moines
Only $55 means 52% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Insured cleaners scrub 45 or 65 window exteriors using biodegradable products.. With clients ranging from large corporations to private citizens, Crystal Clean’s insured, trained window-cleaning technicians scrub away dust, grime, and mold to flood buildings with clear, natural light. Their biodegradable cleaning solution contains no phosphates, ammonia, hazardous chemicals, or light-blocking Tempera paints, and effectively restores transparency and luster to glass surfaces. In addition to washing windows, technicians can also restore glass, apply surface protectants, and lube windows’ interior mechanisms. Crystal Clean meets customers' broader home-improvement needs as they power-wash driveways or decks, replace hard-to-reach light bulbs, and clean, remove, or install blinds.
The d bag from Metalica says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.crystalcleanview.com/
Detroit
Only $24 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Amid pastoral hunting murals & rustic arches, German tavern in business since 1933 serves up knockwurst, schnitzel & frothy imported beers. Eighty years later, the Rathskeller—now run by Karl's grandson—has expanded from three tiny stools to 2,000 square feet. The eclectic décor pays tribute to Karl's memory: trophy animal heads and RV hood ornaments seized during family hunting trips decorate the walls, and hand-painted murals depict scenes from Karl's life, including a rabbit hunt and a group of friends downing enormous mugs of beer. Through arched porticos, waiters in traditional German-style garb deliver Bavarian bratwurst, pork schnitzel, and German-style potato pancakes known as kartoffelpuffer. At night, the hand-carved walls reverberate with German drinking songs such as the “Schnitzelbank”—or woodworker’s bench—as if in tribute to Karl’s remodeling efforts.
Maggie H., Yelp, 3/13/11 says "The food, beer and staff are all fantastic! "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.dakota-inn.com/
El-Paso
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. High-pressure bed tans skin in 15-minute sessions.. Many of the stylists, nail technicians, and licensed massage therapists at Milan Salon and Day Spa have more than 10 years of industry experience as well as specialized training in their respective fields. The spa focuses on creating healthy and glowing complexions through skincare services such as chemical peels, body wraps, and Dermalogica facials that use the company’s Speed Mapping software to quickly determine ideal products and nicknames for each client. On the salon side, Paul Mitchell colorists offer single-process color as well as highlights. One of Milan’s most unusual treatments—the Spa Jet—combines steam and far-infrared heat with hydromassage jets and aromatherapy to promote relaxation.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.milansalonandspa.com/
Erie
Only $89 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Grandiose hotel with views of Lake Erie is 20-minute drive from Niagara Falls. Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.
CapeCod65, TripAdvisor, 2/21/12 says "Reviews are mixed on accommodations, but guests praise recent renovations."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 17, 2012
The Companies Website: http://adamsmark.com/
Eugene
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Massage therapist relaxes bodies and relieves tension with 60- or 90-minute massages. Licensed massage therapist Jessie McQuiston soothes muscles with a number of modalities tailored to each client's therapeutic needs. Within his private, quiet office near downtown Eugene, McQuiston brings well-being to bodies on the go with relaxation-focused tune-up massage and refreshing, yet quick, chair massages that are perfect for squeezing into busy workdays or between games of limbo. He also helps to relieve chronic pain with deep-tissue massage, and offers couples massage for those who can’t stand to be separated from their significant others or favorite gas-station attendants.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Evansville
Only $39 means 61% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Experienced video preservers convert physical tapes, film reels & photographs to digital DVDs to protect memories for future generations. One of the largest video-transfer companies in North America, YesVideo has basked in the limelight of a variety of news features and publications, such as “Mossberg's Mailbox” of the Wall Street Journal and CW13's Good Day Sacramento. All conversions and orders are handled in the United States to keep shipping costs minimal.
Mr. Quigly says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://yesvideo.com/groupon/
Fairfield-County
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Chefs plate penne alla vodka pastas, tender fillets & clams casino for dinner & grill paninis for lunchtime fare. Amici's Restaurant's chefs stir pots brimming with fresh pastas, plate golden rings of fried calamari, and grill new york strip steaks. The servers then transport the platters of Italian fare to the dining area, which is enclosed by exposed-brick walls and filled with round tables draped in crisp, white cloths and topped with bottles of olive oil for drizzling on fresh bread or silencing squeaky olive-oil bottles. Paintings of quaint cafes hang above the full bar, where a sleek stone counter reflects the restaurant's red and white exterior with a decorative wrought-iron café table and chairs for two.
Tally, Google Places, 3/9/12 says "The atmosphere was great and the food was excellent. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.amicis-shelton.com/
Fort-Lauderdale
Only $45 means 61% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. 110-horsepower jet skis zip through calm waters of Pompano Beach before relaxing in a cabana. Frothy seawater jumps skyward as the churn of high-powered, 110-horsepower jet skis launches the droplets from behind their watery tails. Among the many sea-gliding offerings of American Watersports Inc, the company's fleet of speedy jet skis juxtaposes to its man-powered offerings of single or double kayaks and upright paddleboards that calmly cut through waves and wakes or assist in minnow herding along the coast. Groups can man 13- and 16-foot sailboats that await gentle offshore winds to start their journeys, or take in the ocean from a sandy perch with a day rental of beach furniture. The Pompano Beach area reveals its natural beauty on guided tours of the area via jet ski or paddleboat, wherein visitors take in local gems such as the Hillsboro Lighthouse or the area's exclusive hermit-crab resorts.
American Watersports Inc says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 21, 2012
Fort-Myers-Cape-Coral
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Intimate apparel accentuates sexuality with satin, lace & silk in collections of bras, panties, chemises & corsets. Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.frenchlingerieoutlet.com/
Fort-Wayne
Only $85 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Trio of licensed cleaners uses environmentally friendly products to vacuum, dust, polish & sterilize living spaces. While Maid Perfect's maids are at work, customers can stay and supervise the fun or go out for a couple hours of clock watching before returning to a picked-up pad. Like outsourcing one’s chores to a sibling, the advent of newly livable living spaces means homeowners will suddenly have more time to pursue forgotten hobbies, such as killing seven in one blow. With flexible scheduling and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, Maid Perfect makes a point to form enduring relationships with their clients through reliable, professional cleaning each and every visit.
This guy I know says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://maidperfect.com/
Fort-Worth
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Chefs create specialty sushi rolls along with Japanese and bistro dishes such as pad thai and kung pao.. The chefs at An Zen Asian Bistro & Sushi Bar craft specialty sushi rolls along with classic Japanese fare and bistro dishes such as orange chicken and kung pao. Signature rolls with creative names and nontraditional ingredients—such as the Pow-Chicken-Bow-Wow, a mix of chicken tenders with cream cheese, eel sauce, and spicy aioli—pack a flavor punch and squash the notion that sushi has to be eaten raw or while waterskiing over a waterfall. Though they make full use of their state-certified creative license with their specialty sushi, the chefs also craft more familiar offerings, including dragon and rainbow rolls.
Wayne R., Yelp, 1/6/11 says "The decor and flow of the overall restaurant is nice. They have a great menu selection as well! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://anzentx.net/
Fresno
Only $85 means 57% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Technicians install alarm equipped with shock sensor & flashing lights. For fleets of work vehicles, The Stereo Shop offers laptop mounts, vehicle-tracking devices, and safety devices to bolster efficiency while vehicles are on the job. Installation experts can also integrate modern Bluetooth or iPod devices regardless of a vehicle's age or strongly held conviction that computers are just a passing fad.
J Timbo says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thestereoshoponline.com/
Gainesville
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Inaugural 5K charity race weaves through historic downtown Gainesville along route of traditional Gator Stompin' pub crawl. Current and former Gators from across the Sunshine State converge upon Gainesville for the Gator Stompin' 5K, a charitable precursor to the massive Gator Stompin' pub crawl held each spring. During the race, participants scamper along the traditional route, weaving through historic downtown and back across the University of Florida campus, stopping only to refill on beer or stalk gazelles sipping at the city fountain. Proceeds from the philanthropic pavement-pounding benefit the Pledge 5 Foundation, a nonprofit organization that holds food, clothing, toy and pet-adoption drives throughout the year.
The d bag from Metalica says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 14, 2012
Grand-Rapids
Only $34 means 74% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? 12 fitness centers provide convenient access to cardio & strength-training equipment alongside high-energy group classes. Family Fitness, Endurance Fitness, Ultimate Fitness & Health, and FitZone for Women help their members achieve healthier lifestyles with up-to-date equipment and energetic group classes. At each location, a cavalcade of cardio and weight machines volunteers to keep workouts more exciting than a rap battle between presidential candidates with equipment such as treadmills, elliptical trainers, and stair climbers. Alternatively, members can opt to shape up alongside fitness confidants by sliding into various group classes. Shed calories while shimmying to energetic Latin rhythms during a Zumba session, roundhouse pent-up tension during kickboxing, or coax muscles into their natural paraffin-like state with a relaxing yoga routine. Check each location’s website for a list of class styles and times.
The "Wizinator" says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tryendurancefitness.com/
Green-Bay
Only $14 means 60% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Licensed Zumba instructor & FitNice owner Paul Schneider teaches pupils Latin-dance-based exercises to upbeat music. Licensed Zumba instructor Paul Schneider encourages clients to release inhibitions and find joy in exercise as he cranks up the music and captains Latin-inspired dance workouts. During each 45-minute session, Paul invites students to shake their legs, shimmy their hips, and wiggle their dorsal fins for an aerobic, full-body workout. Designed to burn fat, tone muscles, and teach new dance moves for social events, Zumba keeps feet frolicking and students perspiring. In addition to providing a venue for physical expression, each drop-in session eschews common modes of exercise, meaning students can retire from repeating boring drills and lifts or watching Suddenly Susan marathons on their treadmill TVs.
R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.fitnicellc.com/
Greenville
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Hampton-Roads
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Instructors provide gear & guide up to 6 riders of all skill levels on expeditions around 100-acre facility's mulch paths or obstacle course. The highly skilled guides at East Coast Equestrian Training Centers lead riders of all skill levels on 30-minute expeditions around the winding mulch paths or obstacle course at their 100-acre facility. After plying humans aged 2 and older with the necessary safety gear, including a helmet and a "stop" button, staff members select a horse for them based on comfort level and experience. Knowledgeable jockeys may act as hands-on guides for newbie equestrians walking the scenic outdoor paths or supervise more experienced riders at the facility’s outdoor obstacle course. East Coast Equestrian Training Centers asks that all riders wear closed-toe shoes for the experience, such as tennis shoes, hiking boots, or scuba fins. In the event of bad weather, rides will take place in the 130’x270’ indoor arena.
The "Wizinator" says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Harrisburg
Only $29 means 80% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Nachos & sodas keep bowlers refreshed during two-hour outings on lanes with automatic & traditional scoring options. At Lincolnway Bowling Center, players choose between automatic or traditional scoring methods as they topple pins on 28 synthetic lanes. While etching strikes and spares into score sheets or asserting dominance over robots, bowlers can dine on burgers, sandwiches, and slushies from the center's snack bar. The alley is open throughout the week, hosting open bowling, leagues for all ages, and weekend Glow Bowl sessions. A fully stocked pro shop equips visitors with ball resurfacing systems, oil extractors, and sleeves of extra balls to replace those that get lost in the alley's challenging water hazards.
Robocop says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Hartford
Only $89 means 87% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. 90-minute whitening session includes preliminary consultation to determine custom formula for reducing stains & discoloration. Blue Back Dental's pair of presiding dentists, Drs. Edward Molyneaux and Theodore Wu, lead their team of teeth technicians in keeping mouths pristine with a wide range of preventive, restorative, and cosmetic dental services. Treatment options range from simple routine cleanings to restorations of cracked teeth with an onsite ceramic tooth fabricator, and dental aligners, such as Invisalign or Six Month Smiles, can straighten teeth. The dentists keep patients well informed and in control of their own health, ensuring that each patient understands that the fate of their dental well-being may hang on more than a single thread of waxed floss.
cmoneycash, Google Places, 2/2/12 says "Simply the best! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bluebackdental.com/
Honolulu
Only $2799 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Dr. Chow fixes dental gaps, overcrowding & crooked teeth over course of 9–15 months with series of progressively stronger tooth aligners. At Ala Moana Dental Group, Dr. Christopher Chow doles out his dental prowess with a relaxed chair-side manner that helps patients to stay comfortable throughout his repertoire of general and cosmetic dental procedures. Though Dr. Chow's primary goal is fortifying mouths against decay with routine preventative care, he and his team of hygienists are also well versed in correcting the results of past dental transgressions with whitening treatments, implants, and fillings. Whether he's coaxing foodstuffs from crevices during cleanings or refurbishing stained smiles with porcelain veneers, Dr. Chow consults closely with patients to keep them abreast of the decisions and impressionist watercolor paintings he's made in regards to their treatment.
Mary B., Yelp, 2/25/12 says "Absolutely thorough, very professional and great service. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.alamoanadental.com/
Houston
Only $149 means 77% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Laser beams delve into unwanted hair on one of 24 treatment areas, destroying follicles to stall future growth. In addition to its four existing locations, Amerejuve will be opening a fifth location at 12020 FM 1960 Road in Houston in late spring 2012.
Leila S., Yelp, 6/16/11 says "I must say, the spa is very clean...and seems to have knowledgeable staff working there. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.amerejuve.com/
Huntsville
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Waxing technicians remove hair from bikini area during 15- to 25-minute service in sleek, modern salon. Couture Elements Spa’s team of stylists, cosmetologists, and massage therapists create a crossroads of modern and international techniques thanks to their years of training and field experience. Working from stations of woodgrain, white, and gray, stylists wield Paul Mitchell Pro Tools and color systems to overhaul 'dos with hues vibrant enough to attract fundraising calls from campaigning rainbows. Further down the stretch of polished hardwood floors, licensed massage therapists swarm bodies with elongated strokes and focused gliding motions, which soothe tense muscles and release pent-up stress. A number of spa packages combine cosmetic and relaxing treatments, allowing clients to harvest their inner and outer beauty simultaneously.
R.L. Stein says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.coutureelements.com/
Indianapolis
Only $119 means 52% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Recognized laser experts & doctors use lasers to remove unwanted hair from bodily regions ranging from upper lips to Brazilian areas. An outspoken advocate and preeminent researcher of medical laser technology, Dr. Gregory Chernoff brings his vast experience in the field to his cosmetic practice. Together with Dr. Khoa Lai and Dr. Montegut, he spearheads the charge against unwanted bodily imperfections such as obesity, unwanted hair, and varicose veins with both surgical and nonsurgical procedures. Outside of his practice, Dr. Chernoff has appeared on Dateline and BBC World News to promote the proliferation of lasers in medical procedures and the declaration of a national laser day.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.drchernoff.com/
Inland-Empire
Only $29 means 79% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Energetic yoga classes strengthen muscles and increase flexibility with inverted poses, twists, and warrior postures.. The sun’s rays cascade onto the blue floors of YogaBody Powerflow’s studio, where the sounds of controlled breathing and stretch-induced groans pervade the air as instructors lead groups through 90-minute yoga classes. The studio specializes in power yoga, a version of Vinyasa flow that distills the style’s fast pace and energetic movements into a series of postures that bend, invert, and twist the body to increase flexibility and strengthen muscles. Legs rise high above flushed cheeks during graceful warrior poses designed to boost stamina and focus, and bare toes wiggle in the air during inverted positions or spontaneous levitations.
"The ""Wizinator"" says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Jackson
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Wide range of quality baby supplies, including nursery gear, strollers & name-brand toys, rotates constantly based on customer demand. Babysupermarket.com and Cullen's Play Pen combine to hold 43,000 square feet of gear, accessories, and toys for little ones, from the just born to world-wise toddlers. The stores' full complement of nursery gear includes bedding and furniture along with durable carriers, such as strollers and slings, to move babies swiftly and safely from one destination to the next without the need for catapults. Brand-name toys also populate the retailers' shelves, including toddler delights such as Gund stuffed animals, Schylling musical instruments, and Prius car keys.
This guy I know says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://babysupermarket.com/
Jacksonville
Only $39 means 54% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Licensed massage therapist loosens muscles with firm pressure to boost circulation & improve ease of movement for healthier backs. The tinkle of wind chimes announces clients' entry into Healing Waters Therapy, where licensed massage therapist Kristi B. Gabriel relieves muscle tension with health-minded massages. A graduate of the Coastal School of Massage Therapy, Gabriel uses her specialty in deep-tissue massage and neuromuscular therapy to prevent injury during treatments that take place in a space replete with peaceful flourishes—candlelight filters through an intricate wooden-lattice screen, and optional aromatherapy repels people who walk around setting off fireworks so they can enjoy the smell.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Kalamazoo
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Pizza franchise with 200+ locations keeps dough on its toes with signature deep-dish square pie & 8 ways to "flavorize" crust. In 1978, the first Jet's Pizza opened its doors in Sterling Heights, Michigan, under the dough-coaxing of Eugene Jett and his brother, John. Fueled by the popularity of Jet's signature deep-dish square pizza and a later thin-crust addition, the franchise has grown to more than 200 stores, each operating under strict preparation criteria to ensure consistency. Jet's can "flavorize" any crust eight ways with ingredients such as poppy seeds and Cajun seasoning. After dipping boneless or regular wings in a sidekick of sauce, diners can two-hand a calzone-inspired Boat or employ an actual boat to float to Italy and stick out their tongues at the competition.
Julie Ann, Google Places, 1/28/12 says "Jet's Pizza"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://jetspizza.com/
Kansas-City
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Menu of almond-crusted trout, rib-eye chops, heirloom bean salad & other locally sourced fare pairs with more than 1,600 wines. Set beneath a tiled mosaic and a carved stone arch, the door to Starker's points the way to a 40-seat dining room decorated in French country style. A 40-page wine list on each white linen tablecloth describes the more than 1,600 labels in the sommelier's cache, whose breadth garnered a Wine Spectator Best of Award of Excellence. Vintages poured into Riedel glassware pair with seasonally rotating entrees, such as seared scallops, duck breasts, and grilled strip steak. Greens, heirloom beans, brussels sprouts au gratin, and other harvests from local farms round out each meal. Starker's also hosts special events, such as rehearsal dinners and catered jury deliberations, in a private dining room that seats up to 80 guests.
Stephen H., Yelp, 1/28/12 says "If you are looking for an intimate dinner and great food, Starker's is the place to go! "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.starkersrestaurant.com/
Kansas-City
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Menu of almond-crusted trout, rib-eye chops, heirloom bean salad & other locally sourced fare pairs with more than 1,600 wines. Set beneath a tiled mosaic and a carved stone arch, the door to Starker's points the way to a 40-seat dining room decorated in French country style. A 40-page wine list on each white linen tablecloth describes the more than 1,600 labels in the sommelier's cache, whose breadth garnered a Wine Spectator Best of Award of Excellence. Vintages poured into Riedel glassware pair with seasonally rotating entrees, such as seared scallops, duck breasts, and grilled strip steak. Greens, heirloom beans, brussels sprouts au gratin, and other harvests from local farms round out each meal. Starker's also hosts special events, such as rehearsal dinners and catered jury deliberations, in a private dining room that seats up to 80 guests.
Stephen H., Yelp, 1/28/12 says "If you are looking for an intimate dinner and great food, Starker's is the place to go! "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.starkersrestaurant.com/
Knoxville
Only $49 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. PI Rick Archer unravels noirish whodunit with help from audience members, who nosh on steak or chicken entrees with soda & sides. Mystery & Mayhem Theater challenges guests' deductive skills with noirish drama and rewards their gut instincts with succulent entrees. The theater's current tale, Murder at the Café, follows the exploits of private investigator Rick Archer, who attempts to explain the mysterious demise of an elusive café owner and the equally unexpected downfall of parachute pants. The tongue-in-cheek homage calls upon audience participation throughout the show to determine which path Rick should take on his way to tracking down a French madame, voodoo priestess, or cheeky British attorney. After purchasing tickets, visitors receive vital information related to the crime via email, as well as important facts about manscaping hidden beneath Colonel Mustard’s mustache. Interrogative minds fuel their case-cracking skills with soft drinks and dinners composed of steak, pork chops, or chicken accompanied by sides of salad, potato, or vegetables.
George Bush Sr. says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Lakeland
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Online retailer saves pet owners store trips with delivery of more than 100 brands, products for specific health issues & flat shipping rate. Animal aficionados can set up automatically recurring orders to customize a delivery schedule from every two weeks to every 16 weeks along with email notifications one week prior to shipment, sure to keep Cheshire cats grinning and dogs to donning bibs instead of barking at the sound of the doorbell.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.petflow.com/
Lansing
Only $15 means 57% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Spray tans are performed by hand to ensure an even, natural-looking application.. At Zoë Life Spa and Salon, guests are greeted by a "worry tree” that encourages them to symbolically hang their troubles on its serene branches. Once they've cast off these outside cares, they're free to focus on some well-deserved me time, soaking up the spa's soothing, earthy ambiance as they await pampering in the form of everything from massages and manicures to haircuts and facials bolstered by Aveda, Pureology, Design Essentials, and Vemma products. The spa’s staff helps clients to make the most of their brief reprieve from the outside world and its constant barrage of deadlines, traffic jams, and attacks by reanimated mummies, indulging them with light snacks, herb-infused teas, and fresh juices during each relaxing service.
amuhlou, Google Places, 2/27/11 says "Relaxing, tranquil, aromatic environs "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.zoelifespasalon.com/
Las-Vegas
Only $59 means 62% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! All-day tour whisks guests to Hoover Dam & Red Rock Canyon National Conservation Area to explore manmade & natural wonders. The manmade wonder is juxtaposed with the natural beauty and goliath rock formations at Red Rock Canyon National Conservation Area, an expansive protected wilderness dotted with jutting ridges and squat joshua trees. The tour traverses a 13-mile loop in the air-conditioned vehicle, allowing guests to watch impossibly large clouds scrape across the desert sky, throwing shifting shadows on mountain faces tattooed with bold red stripes and cursive loves notes to Mom.
305tillidie, tripadvisor, 1/27/2012 says "Quality Tours of Las Vegas"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.qtlv.com/hoover.html
Lexington
Only $59 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Natural-enzyme formula helps draw out toxins, boost circulation & alleviate aches. Inspired by cultural traditions from around the globe, ayurVida’s holistic health and beauty services promote physical and emotional healing using products blended from raw fruits, oils, and honey. The spa’s close-knit team of state-licensed massage therapists and cosmetologists employs organic, natural, or vegan products in each service. Massages and body treatments incorporate a wide range of modalities, and ayurVida also offers custom-blended vegan foundation, blush, and eye shadows.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Lincoln
Only $18 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Families & friends negotiate 6,840 sq. ft. of multilevel laser-tag arena & play games such as Ghost Squad while sipping pop. The adventuresome owners of Laser Tag of Lincoln opened the doors to their 6,840-square-foot multileveled arena to bring exciting, imaginative family fun to their community. With 30 laser vests available, the laser-tag aficionados give beam blasters the chance to gather friends, frenemies, and Bill Nye the Science Guy for epic, futuristic battles. To supplement their laser-centric facility, the owners also stocked it with arcade games such as In the Groove 2 and Ghost Squad, as well as redemption games such as Slam 'N Jam.
The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Little-Rock
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.facebook.com/MattressFirm
Long-Island
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Eatery blends tastes of China, Japan, Thailand & Indonesia in sushi rolls, wok entrees & curries. Wild Ginger's woven lanterns drizzle light on a wall-spanning triptych of paintings that blends modern abstraction with traditional Asian styles. Cherry-red banquettes cushion patrons as they dine on dishes that blend the cuisines of China, Japan, Thailand, and Indonesia. Sushi shares menu space with made-to-order entrees of chicken, duck, and scallops in curry and fruit-based sauces. While waiting on a wok entree to cool, patrons can try to down a frothy brew using only their chopsticks.
Rami B., Yelp, 8/21/11 says "I love the place, it's like modern asian authentic.. easy listening music. Service were great, they're friendly and professional. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wildgingerhuntington.com/
Los-Angeles
Only $18 means 59% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Seven screens showcase flicks at iconic cultural & historical landmark with popcorn & soda included. The storied history of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre rivals those of the more than 200 celebrities whose handprints, footprints, and autographs are cemented into the theater's forecourt. Erected in 1927 and declared a historical and cultural landmark in 1968, the iconic theater stages movie screenings, premieres, events, and red-carpet ceremonies. The grandiose building is stamped with hallmarks of Chinese architecture, including a 90-foot-tall entranceway with a bronze roof, a 30-foot-tall stone dragon, and a 5,500-mile garden wall, and the theater's entranceway is peppered with lotus-shaped fountains and a pair of Heaven Dogs. Both equipped with state-of-the-art sound systems, the Chinese 6 features brand-new stadium seating in each of its six theaters, while the meticulously preserved Grauman’s Chinese Theatre boasts one of the country's largest screens and 1,162 seats.
brendon k., Yelp, 11/13/11 says "It gives you a little taste of the past with the courtyard of hand and footprints in concrete as well as the ornate, enormous theater. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.chinesetheatres.com/
Louisville
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Expert aestheticians use low-irratation Lycon wax to whisk away bodily fuzz during Brazilian waxes. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Hot Locks Salon and Spa a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Hot Locks Salon and Spa says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://hotlockssalonandspa.com/
Lubbock
Only $99 means 56% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. In its eighth year, film series showcases independent movies from across the globe during 10 months of screenings & annual film festival. What began as a regional fine arts center in 1997, the Louise Hopkins Underwood Center for the Arts has bloomed into a four-block campus dedicated to delivering cultural experiences and opportunities. The center's mission is particularly evident within its cinematic arts department, which today features individual screenings and question and answer sessions with cast and directors from various films, in addition to yearly series and the Flatland Film Festival.
ViolinVeal, Google Places, 9/8/11 says "a must stop if you are wanting to check out the Lubbock art community. A wonderful place to spend time! "
Buyers should note Expires Dec 8, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lhuca.org/index.html
Macon
Only $15 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. 70-year-old course unfolds across 18 holes replete with four sets of tees at full-service facility with snack bar & driving range. Ranging in length from 4,940 yards to 6,626 yards, Bowden Golf Club’s emerald fairways were designed more than 70 years ago, making it Macon’s second-oldest course. With four sets of tees on each hole, golfers can opt for team play, test their mettle during tournaments, or borrow Paul Bunyan's 5 iron to hit a quartet of balls at once. As a full-service facility, the club boasts an onsite pro shop and snack bar, as well as a full-length driving range flanked by practice bunkers and putting greens.
This guy I know says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bowdengolfclub.com/
Madison
Only $23 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Chefs use traditional family recipes to craft dishes escorted by savory sides & cold beers or margaritas beneath works by local artists. The chefs at La Mestiza dice fresh ingredients and stir dishes that draw upon traditional family recipes and influences from around the world. Diners ponder playing sombrero-based disk golf while browsing the menu's dinner entrees, which include the enchiladas pollo con mole, tender morsels of chicken wrapped in tortillas and drizzled with dark spice-infused sauce, or chilies rellenos de queso, chili peppers flooded with warm tides of cheese. Dinner plates feel complete with a side of refried or vegetarian beans or a helping of mexican rice. Cold beer salves grateful gullets, and house margaritas harness bittersweet power like an Oompa Loompa riot. The restaurant's warm orange and yellow walls serve as roosts for works by local artists, which gaze down at guests chattering happily around flower-topped tables.
Aaron A., Yelp, 8/3/11 says ""their homemade chips are the best I've had anywhere in the country." "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lamestiza.com/
Memphis
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. A museum and urban nature center with interactive history, science & nature exhibits, along with IMAX theater, & planetarium. Traveling to east Memphis, one can discern the natural side of the Pink Palace Family of Museums. Lichterman Nature Center encompasses 65 acres of lush gardens filled with native wildflowers, trees, and wildlife. The center combines self-guided nature walks with plant sales and educational activities to expose visitors to the natural world in a subtler fashion than handcuffing them to trees.
Tanya T., Yelp, 8/10/10 says "1,031 Facebook fans"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.memphismuseums.org/
Miami
Only $89 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Skillful staff kneads away stress in 2,000 sq. ft. spa with lotus garden & feng shui décor. THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
Robocop says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tranquilityatdoral.com/
Midland-Odessa
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Online women’s shoe distributor stocks heels, boots & flats from chic industry designers with free two-day air shipping & free returns. Heels.com’s fashion-focused staff scours cyberspace and physical landscapes to find flirty, fun footwear from chic industry designers, including BCBGirls and Guess. Clients can pair their party apparel with a leopard-print heel from the Fergie collection ($49.99) or leap into lion cages with confidence in a pair of Not Rated gladiator boots ($59.99). Sundresses swish atop the 6-inch cork heel of the 2 Lips Too shoes, handmade to emulate the comfort of a sandal. Every Heels.com purchase shows up on doorsteps within two days with free air shipping, and any item that pinches or barks at other shoes can be returned gratis within the United States.
Heels.com says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Feb 6, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.heels.com/
Milwaukee
Only $25 means 60% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Licensed technicians draw upon years of experience as they eliminate weeds & crabgrass with EPA-approved products. For more than four decades, Weed Man Lawn Care's licensed and trained lawn-beautifying experts have tended to local lawns with custom blends of fertilizer, environmentally sound pest-control solutions, and knowledge gleaned from both living and working in the community. Created exclusively for Weed Man Lawn Care, the technicians' slow-release granular fertilizer nurtures lawns over a period of several weeks, and seeding and aeration promote continued green growth. Advice that aims to assist with local lawn problems helps to inform patrons online, illuminating seasonal troubles, gardening trends, and the astrological signs of various plants.
R.L. Stein says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://milwaukee.weedmanusa.com/
Minneapolis-Stpaul
Only $8 means 47% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Putting posses traverse an 18-hole indoor mini-golf course lined with babbling streams, rocky outcrops, and faux pine trees.. Inside GolfZone’s open-floor facility, golfers steer orbs down the emerald runways of the 18-hole Big Bear Mini Putt course. Surrounded by rocky outcrops and faux pine trees, each putting surface plots a winding path over subtle slopes, helping players to hone their putting stroke in a climate-controlled environment without having to roll out their own green carpet.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 20, 2012
Mobile-Baldwin-County
Only $28 means 84% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! At-home teeth-whitening kit brightens smiles two to five shades with 30% carbamide peroxide during 15- to 30-minute daily treatments. Platinum Whites’s smile engineers package the same professional whitening solutions used in dental offices into affordable at-home kits. Each kit uses heat-molded trays and water-based gels containing 30% carbamide peroxide to brighten smiles without overdrying teeth or harming sensitive nerves. Gels arrive in an easy-to-use pen applicator, which helps to reduce waste and minimize contact with gums or wax-lip collections.
Bri Guy, Buzzillions, 6/6/09 says "The pen dispenser was awesome and the trays formed perfect to my teeth. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.platinumwhites.com/
Modesto
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Paper boutique customizes 100% cotton notes with choice between name or monogram or supplies stationery & invitations. The walls of Paper Habit are covered from floor to ceiling in colorful invitations, cards, envelopes, and ribbons, all neatly arranged according to thickness or hue. Engraved monograms, motifs and borders customize Crane & Co. stationery made from 100% cotton. Designers such as William Arthur, Arabella, and Marsupial Invitations furnish a vast selection of wedding invitations, which brides can browse in sample books. Blank stock is also available for self-creations, and the staff are willing and able to design unique, custom invitations.
Paper Habit says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://paperhabit.com/
Montgomery
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Online women’s shoe distributor stocks heels, boots & flats from chic industry designers with free two-day air shipping & free returns. Heels.com’s fashion-focused staff scours cyberspace and physical landscapes to find flirty, fun footwear from chic industry designers, including BCBGirls and Guess. Clients can pair their party apparel with a leopard-print heel from the Fergie collection ($49.99) or leap into lion cages with confidence in a pair of Not Rated gladiator boots ($59.99). Sundresses swish atop the 6-inch cork heel of the 2 Lips Too shoes, handmade to emulate the comfort of a sandal. Every Heels.com purchase shows up on doorsteps within two days with free air shipping, and any item that pinches or barks at other shoes can be returned gratis within the United States.
Heels.com says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Feb 6, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.heels.com/
Napa-Sonoma
Only $129 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Italian-trained aesthetician pampers clients with skincare packages for face and body as they don cozy robes and sip haute beverages. After completing her advanced aesthetics training at the Dora Bruschi Scuola di Estetica in Italy, owner Dolores De Alba brought her passion for skincare back to wine country, opening the complexion-focused blush a day spa with her husband and spa co-owner James. After entering the soft-colored salon, patrons slip into cozy robes and slippers and peruse a skin-perfecting treatment menu while sipping hot tea or champagne. Exotic ingredients pervade each treatment, with papaya, grapeseed, green tea, and rose clay extracted from Provence and sprinkled with rose buds helping technicians exfoliate skin, soothe musculature, and rebalance the body’s energies. The salon offers special packages for teens, brides-to-be, and men in need of TLC, customizing treatments to boost confidence or ease muscles sprained during staring contests.
Mihir M., 111/30/11 says "blush a day spa"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 28, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.blushspasonoma.com/
Naples
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Intimate apparel accentuates sexuality with satin, lace & silk in collections of bras, panties, chemises & corsets. Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
George Bush Sr. says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.frenchlingerieoutlet.com/
Nashville
Only $49 means 70% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Stylists trim tresses & apply conditioner & style hair with Eufora products & optional coloring treatments imbue hair with brighter hues. After welcoming clients awaiting their turn on a plush gray couch, Surreal Hair Studio's stylists—captained by owners Melanie Stanton Williams and Danielle Schroeder—lead them across the salon's hardwood floor and settle them into one the salon's black-leather chairs for a pretreatment hair washing. Kneading clients' scalps under a shower of warm water, the stylists treat tresses to thorough cleansings and conditionings with Eufora products. They then usher patrons in front of the styling stations' full-length mirrors—which reflect modern, fanciful light fixtures dangling from a chic black ceiling—and begin to transform ’dos with myriad services. Their skilled hands can calm unruly frizz with keratin straightening treatments, illuminate dull strands with color and highlight sessions, or lengthen locks and add volume with extensions. And, no matter what service is picked, the professional stylists go to great lengths to ensure each experience at Surreal parallels the calm obtained from a bedtime story read by Morgan Freeman. In addition to day-to-day treatments, Surreal supplies a full-service experience for brides-to-be, sculpting hair, applying makeup, and administering airbrush tanning either in-studio or on-location.
Jennifer N., Yelp, 3/9/11 says "Surreal Hair Studio is a comfortable, fun little hair salon in the heart of Green Hills. I look forward to my visit each time I go!! "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.surrealhairstudio.com/
New-York
Only $99 means 78% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Licensed technicians clear unwanted strands from more than 30 available areas for all skin types with FDA-approved, noninvasive treatments. The licensed hair-removal professionals at Skin Spa smooth out frizzy figures with custom Forever Smooth laser hair-removal programs. Just as tailors adjust three-piece suits to fit all different sizes of schnauzer, technicians draw from a variety of FDA-approved laser options to safely treat all types of skin, including sun-tanned epidermises. Following an initial consultation, clients sit through three or six spaced out sessions that last 15–60 minutes each, as lasers wash over skin and disable hair roots. Skin Spa's patients can experience up to 90% reduction over six treatments, but more may be required for maximum results. Clients should arrive 15 minutes early for their first appointment to fill out paperwork and tell their life story to everyone in the waiting room.
Kim F., Yelp, 8/8/11 says "The decor is very well designed - not too overwhelming and feels professional . I would love to go there every month "
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.skinspanewyork.com/
North-Jersey
Only $65 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Guests dine on surf-and-turf dishes before cutting rug on cruise ships with hardwood dance floors & brass embellishments. Established in 1998, Cornucopia Cruise Line's three ships transport guests along the New York City harbor or the inland waterways along the New Jersey and Staten Island shorelines. Each ship is appointed with uplit ceilings, brass railings, hardwood dance floors, and glittering lights. During evening cruises, wait staff serve a sit-down dinner of surf-and-turf entrees as the DJ's tunes coax diners onto the dance floor. Excursions on Saturday and Sunday sate guests with buffet-style lunch or brunch, respectively. The ships range in size from the Cornucopia Majesty's vast 1,200-person capacity to the Cornucopia Destiny's intimate 250-person quarters, where guests should wear business-casual attire, eschewing gym shoes on their feet and flip-flops on their hands.
J Lyn S., Yelp, 11/25/11 says "extremely accommodating staff. Everything was handled with true professionalism and class highly recommended "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Ocala
Only $24 means 49% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Music & festive lighting set party atmosphere as groups take over two lanes, munch pizza & vie for prizes for duration of Vertiglow bowling. Thirty lanes bolstered by Brunswick IQ synthetic surfaces and Qubica automatic-scoring systems sprawl through the space at Manatee Lanes. The lanes center around family-friendly fun, with bumpers available for children as well as Vertiglow bowling, where lights and music elevate excitement without filling the holes in opponents’ bowling balls with toothpaste. After bowling victories or defeats, groups can refuel at the snack counter with pizza and burgers or a sports bar rife with televisions. For those who never tire of gaming, Manatee also counts a pro shop and game room among its assets.
The "Wizinator" says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 8, 2012
The Companies Website: http://manateelanes.com/index.cfm
Ogden
Only $25 means 80% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Photographers capture digital images on choice of background & share them with subjects who receive 40% off additional purchases. Though Target Portrait Studios sometimes feature a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.targetportraits.com/
Oklahoma-City
Only $24 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. French-influenced café fare such as plates of fruit & cheese, pork tenderloin with chutney & nicoise salad. Lamenting the lack of European baked goods in the Norman community, the Jazzar and Khouri families united to open a bakery filled with flaky French pastries, three-layered Bavarian cakes, and freshly baked European breads. As La Baguette Bakery & Café's popularity grew, the families opened two more locations and began supplying their breads, desserts, and twirled moustaches to more than 200 hotels and restaurants. The Jazzars and Khouris also added a menu of lunch and dinner fare, purveying such café-style eats as quiche lorraine, croque monsieur, and italian pasta dishes.
La Baguette Bakery & Café says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.labaguette.com/
Omaha
Only $99 means 75% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Highly concentrated peroxide-based gel & cool accelerator light team up to erase discoloration in four 15-minute treatment sessions. Via a sophisticated whitening system that is noninvasive, nonburning, and virtually pain-free, SmileLabs helps mouth bones obtain their optimal genetic potential of whiteness with the Total White Package. Just like a proper handshake, each one of the four gel applications lasts 15 minutes, during which the combination of a highly concentrated peroxide-based gel and blue accelerator light apply eye-catching radiance to smiles. Most customers opt to start off with two treatments and return at a later time for the remaining sessions.
"Bill Gates says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Orange-County
Only $25 means 55% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Motivating trainers guide groups through challenging, one-hour workouts that torch calories and tone abs, backs, arms, and legs.. Camouflage paint lines the walls of Barry’s Bootcamp, symbolizing the same martial commitment to discipline that has helped celebrities such as Kim Kardashian and Taye Diggs to sculpt bodies that woo the cameras. Treadmills and free weights power one-hour classes, where experienced trainers lead intervals of bicep curls, cardio burpees, kneeling rows, and military-style calisthenics. Students of all levels build strong, lean physiques while powering through exercises that target abs, backs, and vestigial exoskeletons. Music lends the space a party vibe, boosting energy levels as calories melt away.
Monica T., Yelp, 8/20/2011 says "GREAT WORKOUT! I was drenched in sweat the entire hour and was very challenged. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.barrysbootcamp.com/
Orlando
Only $10 means 58% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Guides lead snorkelers on safe, 2.5-hour tours of Crystal River National Wildlife Refuge to cavort with West Indian manatees in warm waters. Manatee Tour and Dive sets visitors swimming among West Indian manatees within the Crystal River National Wildlife Refuge, which are dotted with natural springs and underground saunas that keep the water at a temperature of around 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Guided manatee tours depart several times a day for 2.5 hours at a stretch and grant guests the opportunity to observe the majestic yet gentle mammals within an environment designed to preserve and protect their population. Before the dive, guests don wetsuits, masks, snorkels, fins, and echolocation helmets. Then guides armed with plenty of safety experience and knowledge of the natural world lead swimmers of all ability levels through manatee-rich waters as the huge creatures drift along, interact, and convene consciousness-raising groups to eliminate the hurtful term "sea cow."
Danielle W., Yelp, 9/1/11 says "I got super close to a manatee to his face, so cool and unforgettable "
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.manateetouranddive.com/
Palm-Beach
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Eco-friendly salon delivers express mani-pedis & long-lasting gelish manicures. Pure Bliss Day Spa's licensed aestheticians help clients float away on clouds of relaxation with a variety of soothing body treatments, facials, and nail services all aided by organic products. Prior to pampering , guests can relax in eco-friendly surroundings, sip tea, and count the number of leap years they’ve experienced in their lifetime. Skilled staff perform each of the treatments, and the spa is no stranger to parties.
ChristinaB, SpaFinder, 4/28/10 says "The staff is friendly, professional and attentive to your every need. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.purebliss-dayspa.com/
Pensacola
Only $34 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Soft-tissue massage helps alleviate muscle pain. THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS THE RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION OR TREATMENT WHICH IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED OR REDUCED FEE SERVICES, EXAMINATION OR TREATMENT.
"R.L. Stein says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.drseanprice.com/
Philadelphia
Only $25 means 79% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Certified yoga instructors guide students of all abilities through gentle Hatha classes and aerobic Vinyasa flows.. Yoga beginners may borrow the studio’s mats for their first visit to Raja Yoga, but for following sessions should bring their own to establish the precious bond between down dog and sticky mat. Mat rentals are available for $2.
Abby B., Yelp, 11/18/11 says "I really feel like I'm taken care of at Raja Yoga...instructors, pay attention to your needs "
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.rajayogaphilly.com/
Phoenix
Only $32 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Punctual, experienced drivers whisk up to six passengers to & from destination of choice aboard luxury sedans & SUVs. V-One’s cadre of experienced drivers whisks globetrotters to and from select destinations or out for a night on the town aboard a well-maintained fleet of luxury sedans and SUVs. Staffers arrive at the pickup point with the swift punctuality of a cheetah wearing a Rolex and whisk up to six riders and their luggage away in chic wheels such as a Range Rover Sport or BMW 750LI. As all of V-One’s motorists possess a detailed knowledge of the Phoenix-metro area, clients can enjoy their excursions unfettered by worries about wrong turns or the accidental activation of flux capacitors. As an added bonus, today’s deal entitles passengers to discounts off of future bookings with V-One Limousines.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.v1limo.com/
Piedmont-Triad
Only $99 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Students assume full control of Cessna C-172SP for most of their flight while experienced instructor keeps close watch for safety. Approved by the Federal Aviation Administration for flight instruction, Burlington Aviation helps aspiring aviators to take to the skies. The outfit rigorously cares for a fleet of six aircraft. Students can rent aircraft for logging aerial hours under the watchful eye of an experienced, professional flight instructor. Burlington Airport does not have a control tower, meaning students spend less time waiting on tower clearance to take off and land and more time trying to fly higher than a pet griffin.
Burlington Aviation says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.burlingtonaviation.com/
Pittsburgh
Only $149 means 67% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Technicians utilize lasers, in lieu of invasive surgery or injections, to remove visible veins from the body. East Side Laser Center's owner, Bridget Miller, keeps current with skin-perfecting techniques and technologies, and has compiled a collection of services that employ lasers, peels, microdermabrasion, and intense pulsed light. Bridget's lasers excise the body of unwanted accouterments, such as hair or a tattooed map of the place you used to hide your Junior Mints. Photofacials and peels reduce age-related blemishes, such as wrinkles and age spots, and inspire skin to regenerate in a younger-looking incarnation.
Nickleback says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Portland
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Small-batch distillery famed for rums and bold bourbon takes guests through inner working of the craft with tastings and souvenirs.. Eastside Distilling's master distillers and long-time friends Lenny Gotter and Bill Adams began concocting recipes in 2008, quickly stocking liquor cabinets and bar shelves with the potent fruits of their collaboration. Their tasty lineup of spirits draws accolades from fans near and far, with the small-batch outfit taking home hardware including the Portland Mercury’s 2011 Readers' Choice award for favorite distillery, and a silver medal from the 2011 World Spirits Competition for their Deco Coffee Rum. Within the duo’s checker-floored tasting room, visitors sample sweet elixirs such as the light Deco Gold rum, tinged with toasted oak, or the bold 96-proof Burnside bourbon, named for the Union Army General famous for trademarking his facial hair.
WestToast, blog review says "Eastside Distilling"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eastsidedistilling.com/
Portland-Me
Only $69 means 61% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Hand cleanings purify auto exteriors as buffs & waxes lure reflective luster from dulled finishes & vacuums remove filth from interiors. With 30 years of car-cleansing experience, Dave's Auto Care’s meticulous cleaners revamp and enhance even the dirtiest rides with agile hands and high-gloss products. During thorough hand washes, cars forfeit their dirt as human digits scrub and massage their exteriors, dab them dry, and remove telltale lawn flamingos from their tires. Technicians also extend hand treatments into three-hour cosmetic makeovers with several exterior-only options, or grab hold of paint or oversized crayons to permanently affix lettering to boats, trucks, and cars for custom graphic designs.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://davesautocare.net/
Providence
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Grilled pizzas layered with fresh cheeses & olive oil, lemon-rosemary salmon & lobster ravioli served amid live music. A Marine Corps tour of duty introduced Chef Daniel Houle to a world’s worth of cuisine. Stateside, he perfected his culinary techniques as a sous chef for an array of restaurants that served both à -la-carte and banquet menus. Now, at 39 West Restaurant and Lounge, Chef Daniel deconstructs Italian staples to bring in modern twists and merges them with American flourishes. The two cuisines intersect most vividly in 39 West’s grilled pizzas, which the kitchen staff sprinkles with American standbys such as philly cheesesteak and barbecue chicken. Dining companions can perform syncopated chewing to complement the bass lines of live music from Wednesday to Saturday.
Mark C., Yelp, 7/29/11 says "The food is incredible, fresh and always cooks to perfection. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.39westri.com/
Raleigh-Durham
Only $15 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Families putt around mini golf course, zip around go-kart track & strategize at laser tag. Attractions such as miniature golf, batting cages, and laser tag make Adventure Landing an ideal location for getting in fun, interactive family time. Whether the kids opt for a heart-accelerating whip around the go-kart track or a few swings of the bat, the fun center gives families every excuse to band together or square off against one another in friendly competition. School, church, and corporate outings are available as well, giving groups of all ages a place to gather, nosh on pizza, and create complex victory dances.
Adventure Landing says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Reno
Only $49 means 82% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Exam & x-rays check out teeth for potential problems before cleaning removes plaque. Kwong Dental Care's Dr. Cyrus D Kwong, who also teaches at the Milan Institute for Dental Assisting, believes that each person requires a custom approach to dentistry, and tailors treatments to create services based on lifestyle and budget. An emphasis on customization is one of the reasons he uses CEREC—technology that proffers digitally rendered restorations while enabling him to gain accurate color matches for teeth repairs, which he then custom stains in various shades, such as white, ivory, or eggshell with a hint of snow.
This guy I know says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Richmond
Only $59 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Internationally trained aesthetician coaxes color from faces of both men & women with masks, steam & PCA Skin products. The owner of Rhonda's Skin Care has transformed her international training and lengthy study in anti-aging treatments into something palpable: the glow that radiates from the faces of her clients. Using balms and moisturizers from PCA Skin and Jan Marini, she lays the groundwork for facials, microdermabrasions, and peels, all of which elicit a youthful appearance that can dazzle friends or confuse assassins working off of verbal descriptions.
George Bush Sr. says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://rhondasskincare.com/
Rio-Grande-Valley
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Online women’s shoe distributor stocks heels, boots & flats from chic industry designers with free two-day air shipping & free returns. Heels.com’s fashion-focused staff scours cyberspace and physical landscapes to find flirty, fun footwear from chic industry designers, including BCBGirls and Guess. Clients can pair their party apparel with a leopard-print heel from the Fergie collection ($49.99) or leap into lion cages with confidence in a pair of Not Rated gladiator boots ($59.99). Sundresses swish atop the 6-inch cork heel of the 2 Lips Too shoes, handmade to emulate the comfort of a sandal. Every Heels.com purchase shows up on doorsteps within two days with free air shipping, and any item that pinches or barks at other shoes can be returned gratis within the United States.
Heels.com says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Feb 6, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.heels.com/
Roanoke
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Wet-felting classes teach students how to make cuff bracelets, purses & scarves within shop stocked with diverse yarns & wools. At Wooly Belle, fuzzy skeins of alpaca wool, llama fleece, and sock yarn unravel in the hands of visitors as they equip themselves with arts-and-crafts supplies to embark on creative endeavors. During the shop's classes, encouraging instructors saturate sponge-like brains with knitting, crocheting, and wet-felting wisdom, and also teach yarn-less methods of art such as glass fusing––a technique integral to saddling glass horses. Vibrant, handcrafted artwork by local artisans hangs throughout the shop and jump-starts creativity in students with its colorful designs.
The Wheel & Distaff feature says "Wooly Belle"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: https://www.facebook.com/Woolybelle
Rochester
Only $32 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Facials cleanse, exfoliate, and soothe skin, and after mini manicures, fingers gleam with polish.. Manhattan native Mia Scofield opened Mia's Nails Creations & Day Spa 16 years ago. Today, her 10-person team of stylists and nail technicians administers a range of beauty and spa services, including manicures and pedicures, haircuts and coloring, waxing, and facials. Mia heightens each experience with warm interior décor, from the lush comforters draping the private spa beds to the soft-blue walls enlivening the light-soaked salon space. Committed to giving back to the community without having to massage every rigid sapling, the spa often shakes up charity auctions by donating various service vouchers.
This guy I know says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.miasnailsandhair.com/
Rockford
Only $17 means 76% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Personalized photo prints & emblems adorn hats & shirts & online design tools with templates & custom text yield attractive business cards. Once swathed in cotton photos of yourself, design a matching wall calendar (regularly $15.99+; discounted to $10.99+) to transform your home into a shrine of solipsistic introspection. Numerous packages are also available and customizable according to individual business needs.
Vistaprint says "Spring-centric Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.vistaprint.com/
Sacramento
Only $19 means 63% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Players dodge through clouds of smoke laced by red & green lasers in 10,000 sq. ft. facility with arcade featuring more than 25 games. Glowing streams of red and green lasers skewer clouds of smoke, scattering as players charge through with Laserforce Gen6 weapons. The 6,000-square-foot arena swells with high-energy music, which sets a steady pace for up to seven teams as they swarm two levels, seeking enemies to blast against the black-lit backdrops. Digital babble drifts from more than 25 games in the arcade, from the sounds of explosive combat in shooting games to the screams of traffic cones in racing simulators such as Super Bikes 2 and Dirty Driving. All-night laser-tag sessions immerse combatants during monthly lock-ins, which let them form teams to practice different defensive strategies, such as guarding the best shooter with a human pyramid.
The d bag from Metalica says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Salem-Or
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Well-stocked aisles abound with home goods, tools & furnishings for nearly any home-improvement project. Stock and prices may vary at the different locations. Call ahead if you're looking for a particular product.
Ace Hardware says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Salt-Lake-City
Only $30 means 73% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Professional digit-decorating sessions refresh clients' hands & feet with products from My Good Scents, OPI & CND. Expansive, sunny windows illuminate the deep-red walls framing Mid City Salon's elegant space, where trained aestheticians groom keratin-based parts with a range of treatments. Stylists revamp hair with trimming and chemical services that alter color and texture without attempting high-risk crayon implantation. Manicurists, meanwhile, outfit natural and acrylic nails in decorative swipes of polish, creating long-lasting style with CND Shellac applications or trendy designs such as cheetah print and flowers. Aestheticians can also rework façades with a quick brow and lip wax or a flawless makeup application. For offsite pampering, stylists arrive at homes during salon birthday parties to give girls aged 3 and older a chic updo, a smattering of glitter makeup, and polished nails that make them feel like adults without memorizing tax-return terminology.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
San-Angelo
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Armbands entitle visitors to unlimited access to more than 30 family, kiddie, thrill & water rides. In 1973, Jimmy and Katie Dean signed the papers to purchase Joyland Amusement Park, which had fallen into neglect after first opening in the 1940s. They thoroughly revamped the 13 attractions the park had then, and Katie still helps manage the more than 30 kiddie, thrill, family, and water rides that send guests rolling, spinning, and splashing today. From the Skyride's gondolas that sail high overhead, families take in scenic vistas of an antique carousel, the speedy Galaxi coaster, and a log flume powered by Old Faithful’s underachieving brother. Joyland opens its gates from mid-March until early fall, closing in the winter months for rollercoaster-hibernation season.
TouristTravelWorld blog, 10/10/11 says "It is a good sized amusement park for Lubbock. Kids like the water slides. Overall, nice something different to do in Lubbock. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 16, 2012
San-Antonio
Only $15 means 52% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Players knock out four rounds of whimsical mini golf amid tropical theme complete with onsite waterfalls. Embassy Miniature Golf challenges lovers of the little links to four 18-hole rounds of putting amid a landscape covered in rocky terrain, waterfalls, and palm trees. Climb over bridges, putt through a darkened cave, and avoid simulated sand pits while dazzling friends with physics-defying trick shots and fashion-defying plaid pants. While kids and adults traverse the grounds, the course's 18.5-foot giraffe mascot, Puttunia, stands guard, watching for unapproved mulligans and illegal GPS-guided balls. Customers can also enjoy Embassy's snack bar, arcade games, and other activities during their visit.
Marisa P., Yelp, 2/18/12 says "the course is well-maintained and cutely decorated. the staff is super-friendly as well. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 15, 2012
The Companies Website: http://embassyminiaturegolf.com/
San-Diego
Only $19 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Fingers & toes dip into indulgence as licensed nail techs trim, shape & polish nails with polish & eclectic rainbow of Shellac colors. The cuticle shapers at Costa Verde Nails coddle hands and feet during manicure and pedicure treatments with warm towels, light massage, and kaleidoscopic ensembles from a rainbow of polish and Shellac colors. While lounging in the comfort of a cream-colored treatment chair, guests can pluck potato slices from the environs' scalloped upholstery, which is joined by sheer drapes and inset lighting.
Bill Gates says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
San-Jose
Only $18 means 60% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. 32 lanes beckon bowlers to strike while hobnobbing with friends & family amid live music, snack bar & full sports bar. Homestead Lanes welcomes friends and families to hurl balls down 32 glistening lanes. The alley's modern amenities include electronic scoring, gutter returns, and robotic dogs that love unconditionally. After working up a sweat slicing strikes and dancing in glittery clouds of victory, groups can meander to the snack bar. A medley of drafts and bottled brews such as PBR, Newcastle, and Guinness stock shelves in The X Bar, a full-service sports bar that also serenades strikers with live music, Friday-night karaoke, and DJ dance parties. The bar also tends to college nostalgia with beer pong and impromptu physics quizzes.
"This guy I know says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.homesteadlanes.com/
Santa-Barbara
Only $19 means 71% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Teens earn a DMV certificate of completion with online driver's ed, which is the first step to obtaining a learner's permit. Even after the advent of the digital age, all driver's education in California was conducted in the classroom. After much convincing, the California DMV conceded to put the prepermit portion online, and MyCaliforniaPermit.com was born. On the website, lessons prepare future drivers for the state test to acquire a California learner's permit. MyCaliforniaPermit.com offers these lessons on its website at no cost, content in making the information accessible for anyone who needs it. Students are only charged once they register for the test. Each lesson ends in a quiz, which online students can take at their own convenience after band practice or between penalty kicks. Once lessons are complete, students register to take a DMV-approved driver's education test, and upon passing receive a certificate of completion. This certificate allows students to take the learner's-permit test at their local DMV and begins their path toward automotive independence.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.mycaliforniapermit.com/
Santa-Cruz
Only $35 means 59% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Relaxing mani-pedi with an exfoliating scrub, massage, and OPI or China Glaze polish. Under the new management of Sondra Lee and Nickolas Jones, Tonic Salon & Spa renews and rejuvenates with an array of salon and spa services. Stylists trim tresses, apply makeup, or add new color using Pureology products as clients follow along in mirrors of various sizes, shapes, and opinions of who's fairest. Team members also perform skincare services powered by the Organics skincare line and massages that send much-needed care packages of oxygen to corporeal outliers.
Zoe E., Yelp, 12/28/11 says "Tonic Salon & Spa"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Friendly, knowledgeable guides lead groups on tours around Savannah landmarks, customizing stops to personal interests.. Today, thanks to that insight, Savannah Belle Tours provides thorough, engaging walking tours of the city, offering the unique option to personalize any tour according to specific interests. Tours last 90 minutes and may include a standard, greatest-hits route of Savannah’s historic and military sites, majestic homes, and foliage-flanked architectural artworks or a more specialized jaunt, such as a mobile inventory of the town’s most haunted haunts or the birthplaces of its most famous mustaches.
Ann A., TripAdvisor, 9/24/11 says "Savannah Belle Tours"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://site.savannahbelletours.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Friendly, knowledgeable guides lead groups on tours around Savannah landmarks, customizing stops to personal interests.. Today, thanks to that insight, Savannah Belle Tours provides thorough, engaging walking tours of the city, offering the unique option to personalize any tour according to specific interests. Tours last 90 minutes and may include a standard, greatest-hits route of Savannah’s historic and military sites, majestic homes, and foliage-flanked architectural artworks or a more specialized jaunt, such as a mobile inventory of the town’s most haunted haunts or the birthplaces of its most famous mustaches.
Ann A., TripAdvisor, 9/24/11 says "Savannah Belle Tours"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://site.savannahbelletours.com/
Seattle
Only $79 means 66% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Experienced staff of auto detailers hand-washes roadsters & revitalizes interiors with hand wax, thorough vacuum & tire dressing. The auto technicians at Derek's Auto Detail & Hand Car Wash revitalize roadsters with full service scrubbings both inside and out. They clean cars from roof to tire with myriad services, all of which include hand washes. The team thoroughly scours interiors with vacuums, and treats exteriors to wax and window cleanings that make panes as transparent as a toddler with truth-serum-spiked juice. Additionally, the auto aestheticians at Derek's proffer specialized services such as engine detailing, enzyme-and-odor treatment, and conditioning for leather seats, trim, and driving chaps.
Jessica K., Yelp, 12/7/11 says "Derek's Auto Detail and Hand Car Wash"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.dereksdetail.com/
Shreveport-Bossier
Only $28 means 84% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. At-home teeth-whitening kit brightens smiles two to five shades with 30% carbamide peroxide during 15- to 30-minute daily treatments. Platinum Whites’s smile engineers package the same professional whitening solutions used in dental offices into affordable at-home kits. Each kit uses heat-molded trays and water-based gels containing 30% carbamide peroxide to brighten smiles without overdrying teeth or harming sensitive nerves. Gels arrive in an easy-to-use pen applicator, which helps to reduce waste and minimize contact with gums or wax-lip collections.
Richard, Buzzillions, 4/6/09 says "The gel pen is much more convenient than trying to get just the right amount into your trays with the old-school syringe styles. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.platinumwhites.com/
Sioux-Falls
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Professionals shear lawns four times per month with mowers selected for grass type, aerate for lush grass & clear dead leaves & grass. Rome’s Landscape dispatches efficient crews of outdoor professionals to ensure clients' landscapes are maintained throughout all four seasons. In the spring and summer, the lawn experts assess their clients' grass, determining its type and condition before carefully shearing each blade to uniform height, pulling up plugs of earth to aerate roots, and collecting leaves, dead grass, and snowmen noses left over from winter with thorough dethatchings. During spring and fall, the team keeps yards safe by clearing snow from sidewalks and driveways, which enables cars and horse-drawn chariots to navigate garages and driveways with ease.
R.L. Stein says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.romeslandscape.com/
South-Bend
Only $49 means 87% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Drs. Mahoney & Klauer, who provide free dental care to underprivileged, draw upon decades of dental experience to keep teeth healthy. Along with a team of experienced hygienists and assistants, Drs. Terrance Mahoney and Daniel Klauer keep patients of all ages grinning with general and cosmetic dental treatments that emphasize patient care. They believe it is important for patients to make informed decisions, which is why their website offers advice and information through a newsletter, a blog, and videos that demonstrate how to properly brush or whittle a stick into a toothpick. Drs. Mahoney and Klauer’s care extends to their community through Give Kids a Smile and Dentistry From The Heart. The dentists also donate services to a local clinic, as well as make trips to Haiti and other impoverished countries to help underserved patients and wind-up novelty teeth.
"George Bush Sr. says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mahoneydds.com/
Spokane-Coeur-Dalene
Only $59 means 84% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Photographer snaps sultry shots during studio session, yielding two 5”x7” prints, four wallet prints & two retouched images of on CD. Celebrate Your Sexy's squad of award-winning photographers, digital artists, and production coordinators capture sultry moments in time. During in-studio shoots and on-the-road excursions to multiple West Coast cities, the team attractively frames and retouches sultry poses struck by lingerie-clad female clientele. Their online viewing system gathers each photograph so patrons can determine which shots best befit permanent prints and digital images. Shoots render various visual keepsakes such as calendars, pin-up posters, DVD slideshows, and game-stopping Uno cards.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.celebrateyoursexy.com/
Springfield-Ma
Only $35 means 49% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Chef John crafts blackened steaks, fried calamari & other casual American favorites in charming eatery nestled in Hidden Hills. Owner and chef John Slattery pens a rotating menu of seasonal American favorites. He serves up steaks and chops, including country-fried new york strip steaks or black-and-tan ribs, as well as seafood, such as roasted salmon and lobster. Craft beers from Wormtown and Bluegrass brewing companies join seasonal cocktails and spirits for guests to imbibe while lingering on the sidewalk patio or listening to occasional live music.
Ira H., Yelp, 10/31/11 says "Good food, plenty of it and reasonable prices. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Springfield-Mo
Only $99 means 70% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Certified technicians employ FDA-approved lasers with comforting cooling systems to banish fine lines & blemishes. Armed with an FDA-approved Palomar IPL laser system, Soft Touch Laser's certified technicians treat everything from blemishes to unwanted hair. Sometimes technicians remove remnants of teenage years, such as acne scars and stuck-on hall passes, and sometimes they go after signs of age, such as fine lines and loss of elasticity. As they work, the laser system's advanced contact cooling minimizes patients' discomfort from heat and light exposure. The laser's dual filters prohibits clients from experiencing excessive exposure to the pulsed light, which keeps them comfortable and helps minimize recovery time.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Nov 28, 2012
Stlouis
Only $15 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Touchless car wash infuses exteriors with Rain-X protectant & rust inhibitor & treats tires to Wheel Brite & Armor All. Auto Spa Etc. hosts a talented crew with a knack for freeing vehicles of filth and grime, using elevated water pressure to de-soil street steeds during a full-service wash and dry topped off with Rain-X surface protectant. The touchless car wash and gas station at Auto Spa Etc. also team up with expert technicians to retool vehicles with meticulous detailing and maintenance services.
Julie, Google Places, 12/28/10 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Stockton
Only $32 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! The therapist tailors sessions based on client input and deploys five massage styles geared toward relaxation and injury relief.. Licensed massage therapist Joanie McCulloch combats chronic pain and dispels tension with five styles of massage and bodywork. Before sessions, Joanie encourages her clients to discuss specific aches, muscle knots, and phobias about clowns they'd like her to soothe. She translates each client's health history into a custom session that might utilize acupressure and Swedish massage, which usher in waves of relaxation through localized pressure and flowing strokes. Most of her techniques boost the flow of blood and lymphatic fluid to help flush toxins, and may result in renewed energy and stress relief.
"Robocop says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Syracuse
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Nail technicians brighten fingers with polish or chip-resistant Shellac & treat appendages to mini massages during classic mani-pedi. Under the leadership of a 37-year industry veteran, the stylists and aestheticians at Fortunato’s European Hair Design revamp and renew clients with a combination of nail, hair, waxing, and massage services. The hair whisperers wield Eufora International products as they craft curls, tame frizz, and maintain dreadlocks with the same level of love that cowboys show their lassos. Alternatively, the salon’s nail technicians gussy up appendages with gel manicures and nail art, and massage therapists soothe away knots with therapeutic Swedish and deep-tissue strokes.
The d bag from Metalica says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Tallahassee
Only $15 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Live music & karaoke serenade pool players at multiple tables as they quaff tasty beers & sup on wings, fries & nachos. Geo's Pool and Pub blends the friendly competitiveness of a neighborhood pool hall with the good-natured revelry of an inviting bar. Ample elbowroom and the pleasing glow of overhanging lanterns ensconce felt-covered tables. These leisure surfaces welcome pool players to show off their skill at cutthroat and eight ball or to argue over the difference between billiards and flaming billiards. Warm weather invites crowds outside to sip frosty brews and tear into hearty burgers on the open-air deck, and regular live music and karaoke lends a raucous soundtrack to parties and nights out.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.geospool.com/Home.html
Tampa-Bay-Area
Only $20 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Staffed by volunteers, nonprofit sanctuary provides safe haven for more than 100 animals including chimpanzees, monkeys & tropical birds. Staffed by a corps of chimp-loving volunteers working alongside veterinarians, the nonprofit Suncoast Primate Sanctuary provides a safe haven for more than 100 rescued and abandoned animals. Chimpanzees and monkeys swing freely in their cages, living out their days after being liberated from poor living conditions, being relieved from living conditions where owners weren't able to keep or afford them, or retiring from the film industry as animal actors and studio executives. During public hours, children and adults can wander among the menagerie to feed the monkeys and meet other critters such as orangutans, macaws, lemurs, and alligators.
dean4328, TripAdvisor, 4/12/10 says "We took our 2 year old son because he loves monkeys and we all had a lot of fun. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Toledo
Only $26 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Aestheticians use Image Skincare products to cleanse complexions & backs, followed by relaxing massage. Aestheticians at Changing Faces soothe complexions and correct blemishes with customized skincare regimens from Image Skincare. Using the product line's paraben-free cleansers, staff members prevent acne, reduce fine lines, and scrape away mollusks. Changing also uses these products, scented with natural essential oils, in its body scrubs and peels.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.mycoolskin.com/
Topeka-Lawrence
Only $89 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Mobile cleaners manually wash & dry rides before dressing tires & taking vacuums & shampoo to interior surfaces. A door-jamb degunking, spot cleaning of mats, and dusting of air vents draw impressed eyes to peep through newly crystalline windows. Before the team returns to headquarters, vacuums feast noisily on crumbs left by ant farms needing lifts to the mall.
"Bill Gates says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.4getmad.com/
Tucson
Only $12 means 60% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Organic family farm of 68 acres invites youngsters to scavenge for Easter eggs & gambol through bounce house, hayrides & petting zoo. As the sun sinks below the Santa Rita Mountains, towering shade trees and adobe haciendas cast long shadows across Agua Linda Farm’s 63 acres. Over the years, this idyllic farm has nabbed attention from the press as well as visits from celebrities such as Elizabeth Taylor and John Wayne, who may have played hide-and-seek amid the rows of organic vegetables and flowers. In addition to a focus on sustainable agriculture, the farm strives to serve as a community hub. Farmsteaders Stewart and Laurel Loew host dinners, weddings, and scarecrow support groups in the adobe hacienda, and spark the imaginations of young horticulturists with family-centric spring and fall harvest festivals.
Agua Linda Farms says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 7, 2012
Tulsa
Only $100 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Specialists cut and remove damaged or long limbs to keep trees healthy and reduce potential damage to surrounding structures.. Founded just before Tulsa's 2007 ice storm, when corrupt Mayor Jack Frost attempted to convert city hall into a frozen palace, Custom Cuts has since kept trees and lawns healthy and resilient enough to handle any catastrophe. In addition to removing debris from roads and lawns, the passionate arborists help remove limbs hanging dangerously over living spaces or simply trim back their branches to keep them growing strong. All services include cleanup, whether that entails hauling off waste, grinding stumps, or consoling orphaned acorns.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.customcutstreecare.com/
Ventura-County
Only $15 means 67% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Bed- & spray-tanning systems imbue clients with sun-kissed glows that fade evenly. Located inside B Real Fitness, B Bronze Tanning's UV beds and spray-tan booths evenly gild the skin. The sunless Mystic tanning system's spray-on solution produces a natural-looking tan that lasts about a week and works for any skin tone. Bed or standup booths transmit ultraviolet light, warming and browning the skin for 8–20 minutes. B Bronze Tanning supplies protective eyewear for clients who opt for UV tanning, though clients must bring their own silk parasols.
George Bush Sr. says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://brealfitness.com/
Washington-Dc
Only $22 means 56% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Students learn about creation, history & etiquette of craft beers, distinguishing between wine varietals, or differences between whiskeys. I Wish Lessons’ professionally guided classes convene in various venues throughout Chicago, Boston, DC, and Detroit, uniting and educating like-minded learners in vibrant social settings. The company’s hundreds of teachers have educated countless learners while introducing them to new friends and planning private events, including birthday parties and baby showers. Classes broach a multitude of engaging, lighthearted subjects, such as beer and bacon pairing, scotch tasting, cupcake decorating, and sushi rolling.
Bill Gates says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.iwishlessons.com/
Westchester-County
Only $99 means 60% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Botox for forehead, crow's-feet or area between eyes, plus 30-minute facial with steam, extraction, light massage & mask. Dr. Loveleen Sood—a Diplomat of the American Board of Internal Medicine and certified Botox practitioner—teams up with master aesthetician Linda Montgomery to vivify faces at Simply Beautiful MedSpa. Dr. Sood is well versed in an array of revitalizing treatments, including Botox, laser hair removal, and injectable dermal-fillers, which help restore youthful smoothness with long-lasting results. And at the facial bar, her counterpart Linda delivers immediate aesthetic upgrades, whipping up nutrient-rich cocktails made from botanical extracts, which she gingerly slathers across faces like therapeutic meringue pies.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Wichita
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Golfers loop 9-hole course twice for 18-hole round, hitting shots around tall hardwoods and over a stream that comes into play on four holes. Vibrant hardwoods envelop the lush fairways of Fox Ridge Golf Club's nine-hole course as they stretch across 3,174 yards of scenic, secluded terrain. The horticultural haven encircles a central stream, which comes into play on four holes and houses a sophisticated underwater civilization that uses golf balls as currency. Rounds end in dramatic fashion at the ninth hole—a 498-yard par 5 that doglegs slightly left and contains the widest segment of the intervening river, forcing spiky-shoed adventurers to make cerebral course-management decisions. Head golf pro Mike Riffel guides greenhorns on their path to green jackets with a variety of golf lessons. The Club keeps tour-level hunger at bay with Fox Ridge Restaurant, which serves an eclectic menu including steaks, burgers, pastas, sandwiches, and salads that can be made to order and foraged entirely from recovered divots.
J Timbo says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.foxridgegc.com/index.html
Wilmington-Newark
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Stylists cut, blow-dry, and style strands, and hair gleams after a conditioning treatment or one-hour color or highlights. In keeping with its green values, the Pasca crew gives a $5 discount on refills when patrons return their empty shampoo and conditioner bottles. The salon also recycles paper, aluminum cans, and plastic bottles. The walls of the boutique-like space sport sleek metallic accents and a curvy, bright-red couch where guests can rest or build an eye-catching cushion fort.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.salonpasca.com/
Worcester
Only $79 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Cars sparkle inside and out after vacuum, wash, buff & tire shine. Rides shine and shimmer after leaving Premier Auto Styling, where customers can deck out their rides with custom installations and meticulous detail jobs. Well versed in car anatomy, the company’s technicians can integrate iPods, tint windows, and add parking-ticket shredders to all types of vehicles, including SUVs and trucks. Premier Auto Styling also specializes in state-of-the-art, built-in OEM navigation systems and security devices from Viper, Python, and Ultra Start.
Bill Gates says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.premierautostyling.com/
Youngstown
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/page). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/

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