Friday, March 23, 2012

March 23, 2012 Deals!

Akron-Canton
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Trained, experienced technicians clean garments & comforters using ecofriendly practices. The experienced and highly trained staff of City Cleaners renovates grimy garments using skill and ecofriendly practices. A professional wet-cleaning process utilizes biodegradable soaps and conditioners to restore clothing to its former glory without harming the environment, and biodegradable bags, hanger recycling, energy-rated lighting, and steam recycling reduce waste. In addition to garment cleaning, City technicians perform expert alterations, preserve wedding gowns, and spruce up leather, fur, and velour judges’ robes. You can drop off your garb at one of three locations or opt for the complimentary biweekly pickup-and-delivery service.
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.citycleaner.com/
Albany-Capital-Region
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Made-to-order burritos & quesadillas drizzled with thai-peanut & buffalo sauce. Since opening the first location in 2004, the crew behind Hot Harry’s has attracted a slew of press for their Mexican-fusion fare. Chefs marinate six varieties of meat in cilantro, lime, and fresh-squeezed oranges before stuffing them in warm flour tortillas or piñatas designed for a butcher's retirement party. In addition to the classic triad of guacamole, sour cream, and cheese, they can enhance burritos with drizzles of thai-peanut and buffalo sauce.
Hot Harry's Fresh Burritos says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hotharrysburritos.com/
Albany-Ga
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Custom stationery & monogram-emblazoned iPhone cases, luggage tags & other accessories render gifts more personal. With more than 15,000 items from which to choose, Paper Concierge imprints an extensive library of colorful occasional stationery and household accessories with stylish monograms, adding personal flair to gifts and correspondences. In total, Paper Concierge customizes more than 15 categories of household items, helping customers add unique flair to interior design or monogram their favorite staple remover. Available for any number of important occasions, such as celebrating the birth of a child, inviting friends to a wedding, or announcing the arrival of a new box of personalized stationery, cards and letters ($0.75+ each) can be printed with custom messages and images in runs of as few as 15. The staff also graces preferred methods of 21st-century communication with individual touches in the form of monogrammed iPad ($39.95+) and iPhone ($49.95+) cases, which protect personal repositories of email and other digital exchanges in their well-cushioned shell. Or, emblazon initials across mousepads, cutting boards, or tote bags.
Bill Gates says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.paperconcierge.com/
Albuquerque
Only $99 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Hang-gliding lessons lasting about two to three hours include ground instruction and certified instructor. High Desert Hang Gliding's well-practiced instructors teach novice aviators how to soar through the sky in the cradle of a hang glider. All students begin on a 25-foot training hill, where they learn the basics of launching and landing before being cleared to take off into the wild blue yonder to rendezvous with handsome pterodactyls. With a course of 10 lessons, ambitious gliders can attain a solid understanding of ground-school theory, acquire the ability to fly without direct instructor supervision, and procure enough knowledge to pass the USHPA Novice Hang Gliding written exam.
This guy I know says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://highdeserthg.com/
Allentown-Reading
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Chefs flambé trout in brandy tableside as Delaware Valley's pastures, peppered with horses, deer & trout ponds, surround diners. Nestled into wooden chairs encircling the wood-burning stove at the center of the room, diners can savor succulent meats or fresh-trout flambé fished from the onsite trout pond as they telepathically commune with the majestic horses and deer speckling the surrounding Delaware Valley pastures.
Barry A, TripAdvisor, 2/22/12 says "To sit and admire the wonderful view of the countryside while eating was almost equal to their great deserts too! "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Amarillo
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Chefs foster relaxed atmosphere via home-like meals featuring fare such as grilled hand-formed Angus beef burgers & homemade desserts. The savory aroma of fire-grilled steaks and fried eggs is the first thing to greet the noses of guests ambling into The Ranch House Cafe. After the initial olfactory welcome, the restaurant envelops visitors in a relaxed, home-like atmosphere bolstered by homemade meals, friendly service, and embarrassing middle school class portraits of every visitor. Chefs bustle about the kitchen transforming Angus Beef into hand-formed burgers and forging tortillas from scratch before sending them to tables on the arms of speedy servers. Conscious of meeting the dietary needs of all its patrons, The Ranch House Cafe offers low-calorie, meatless, and kid-friendly noshes to ensure that eaters push back from their tables feeling sated.
JuJu, Google Places, 5/31/11 says "The portions are hugh [sic], food is great, and the service was great as well. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Anchorage
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Pad thai, fried rice & curry mingle with stir-fried meats, seafood & tofu;18 seafood specialties & 19 vegetarian entrees available. Classic Thai dishes—from Pad thai and curries to noodle soups and fried rice—entice those who enter Thai Town. The menu is split into clearly defined categories, allowing patrons to easily scan a bevy of noodle, seafood, soup, seafood, and vegetarian selections. For example, the restaurant prepares 18 seafood specialties and 19 entrees geared to vegetarians, often making it necessary to select a dish by employing a Ouija board.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thaitownak.com/
Ann-Arbor
Only $399 means 64% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Firm or plush memory-foam mattress contours to bodies & washable cotton-velour cover adds to coziness & blocks bacteria & allergens. Nature’s Sleep pledges a strong allegiance to the environment, engineering bedroom gear that offers tempting respite without a dependence on fossil fuels or a titan-size carbon footprint. The nap technicians pair their eco-consciousness with a deep concern for human health, wrapping most of their pillows and mattresses in covers that shield against bacteria, allergens, dust, and recurring dreams about Orson Welles. In addition to mattresses, the shop outfits chambers with mattress frames, box springs, and hospital-grade biodegradable bed and bathroom linens.
Nature's Sleep says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 4, 2012
The Companies Website: http://naturessleep.com/
Appleton
Only $10 means 90% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Touchscreen smartphones powered by Android platform navigate the web, stream videos & manage email. View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information.
Nickleback says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://gr.pn/FOkuOl
Asheville
Only $59 means 55% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Mountainside course meanders along lofty ridges & low-lying dales with more than 400 feet in elevation changes. The 18-hole golf course at Smoky Mountain Country Club overlooks horizon-hugging ridges and valley creeks from its scenic setting amid the smoky blue crests of the western North Carolina mountain range. Designed by golf architect Thomas Walker, the 6,097-yard course meanders through low-lying dales and over precipitous crags, challenging golfers with more than 400 feet of elevation changes and bunkers that are filled with sand Sirens. Golfers can launch gravity-defying orbs across lush, bluegrass fairways and bentgrass greens. Swings can be fine-tuned at the practice facilities, which improve short games, distance shots, and ability to distinguish a 9-iron from a plunger. The practice area provides a driving range, chipping area, and putting green.
Nickleback says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.carolinamountaingolf.com/
Athens-Ga
Only $139 means 65% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Team led by experienced designer creates custom schematics, shopping lists & detailed instructions to facilitate DIY redecoration projects. Designer at Home’s experts are always available for in-depth electronic correspondence with clients should they want to modify their room-redecoration plan. Customers can also refer to an online guide for help solving design dilemmas such as where to place a crib or how to modify décor to accommodate a rambunctious chia pet.
ABC News10 feature says "Designer At Home"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://designerathome.com/
Atlanta
Only $45 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. At six locations, the spa’s therapists improve bodily tension and alleviate pain with massage techniques.. Each of the spa’s six locations exhibits a unique personality—the larger facilities echo with the sounds of water trickling down fountain displays, and the more intimate boutique locations host private treatment rooms in which botanical fragrances couple with the sounds of orchestral twee pop. Regardless of the locale, expect a relaxing, personalized massage experience in which a therapist tends to your individual aches and pains with soothing strokes. During facials, the spa’s aestheticians blend signature products individually selected and previously tested on Sydell.
Mstint, Citysearch, 12/6/10 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.spasydell.com/
Augusta
Only $29 means 82% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! FDA-approved, USA-made carbamide peroxide whitens smiles up to five shades in trays custom molded at home. Premium Home Whitening's kits take trips to the dentist out of smile-brightening equations with FDA-approved gels blanching choppers up to five shades. After a quick brush and floss, patrons drop their mold-and-bite trays into heated water until the plastic becomes as pliable as the lasagna noodles floating beneath them. Ductile tooth helmets press against the upper and lower ridges, custom molding to enamel outlines. After a conservative squirting of USA-made carbamide-peroxide gel, patients insert their impressions into the mouth while clutching the micro LED light between their lips. Sessions last about 30–60 minutes, depending on tooth tolerance, and should take place once or twice daily while watching TV, reading a book, or challenging the cat to competitive staring contests. Gel supplies furnish about seven to nine treatments.
Premium Home Whitening says "Getaways with Expedia: Premium travel at an unbeatable value."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 31, 2013
The Companies Website: http://premiumhomewhitening.com/
Austin
Only $199 means 88% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Candela Gentle Nd:YAG laser removes hair from all skin types during treatments scheduled six to eight weeks apart. Supervised by Gregory D. Hobbs, MD, Posh Laser & Lash's team of certified laser professionals, licensed aestheticians, and lash artists beautifies bodies with noninvasive laser treatments and individually applied lash extensions. Staff members wield the Candela Gentle Nd:YAG laser to banish unwanted hairs or to tighten skin and reduce the signs of aging. To pump up winks and blinks, the lash stylists affix Xtreme Lashes or Winx to lash lines, resulting in long, thick lashes that attract admiring gazes and assist in household dusting.
Rachel R. says "Posh Laser & Lash"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://poshlaserandlash.com/
Bakersfield
Only $175 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Photorejuvenation facial uses BBL technology to lessen variety of blemishes on all skin types with no downtime & minimal or no discomfort. They, along with four other physicians and one laser aesthetic nurse, perform treatments from a menu divided into two sections: see better and look better. See better treatments tackle a range of ocular needs, from eye exams for kids and adults to LASIK surgery for patients such as MLB pitcher Colby Lewis. Oculoplastic surgeries populate the look better section, as well as laser cosmetic treatments that decimate hair and signs of age.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.empireeyeandlaser.com/
Baltimore
Only $39 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Cleaners travel to your driveway for two-hour detailings in cars or SUVs, including hand wash & wax, light scratch removal & spot-cleaning. Two main services help customers do just that. Standard hand washes and premium detail services are designed to cleanse and protect autos inside and out. A third service, reconditioning and restoration, aims to restore even the most sullied, aged, or rebelliously tattooed cars to like-new condition with headlight cleanings, a clay-bar treatment, and paint care.
J Timbo says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Baton-Rouge
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Vitamin C facial repairs & combats environmental damage; anti-aging facial evens tone & texture. The wife of a barber and the daughter of a hairstylist, Kasey Payne followed in her parents' fashionable footsteps by becoming a certified aesthetician. Ten years later, her mastery of skincare treatments has grown such that her seven separate facials can treat men and women's skin for everything from sensitivity and acne to the signs of aging. Her clients can accentuate their cleansed complexions with Kasey's other aesthetic services, which include lash tinting, lip exfoliation, and face waxing, or they can simply shout "Look at my face!" in a crowded elevator.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.facebook.com/
Billings
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires May 2, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Birmingham
Only $15 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Knowledgeable staff swarms two tanning locations where guests get natural-looking bronze skin from sunless Mystic Tan booths. For more than 20 years, Unique Tan’s advanced equipment has bronzed bodies with UV and UV-free tanning services. Unique Tan’s twin locations foster sun-kissed glows with an array of beds, including the lay-down Silver Bullet and the standup Starship, as well as sunless Mystic Tan booths. The company’s knowledgeable staff kicks off tanning journeys by chatting with clients about their preferred hues and referencing scenic postcards of suns setting over spilled butterscotch. The stores also stock lotions, such as Devoted Creations’ Collagenetics line, which boasts anti-aging effects.
Bill Gates says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Boise
Only $32 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! One-hour relaxation massage employs flowing Swedish strokes to ease stresses of individuals or couples. Soft lighting fills Soothing Moments Spa’s massage and body-treatment rooms, causing skin to seemingly glow while a staff of friendly therapists and technicians polishes its surface. Muscles riddled with stress succumb to massages that untie knots of tension with Swedish-style relaxation techniques, aromatherapy oils, or heated bamboo sticks. The spa’s facials eschew abrasive ingredients in favor of soothing formulas that target bacteria, treat sensitive skin, or cater to the needs of discerning gentlemen. Nail services indulge weary appendages with aromatic hot towels and infusions of pumpkin spice while clients lean back in plush chairs and sip on complimentary glasses of wine, tea, coffee, or ambrosial nectar. Soothing Moments Spa also cares for Mother Nature’s craggy skin by stocking products free of parabens and toxins.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Nov 28, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.soothingmomentsspa.com/
Boston
Only $139 means 88% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Laser beams banish body hair under direction of experienced techs in center outfitted with vibrant yellow walls & advanced aesthetic tools. Center founder Victoriya Arakelyan and her small staff of aestheticians, laser technicians, and yoga instructors dedicate themselves to bolstering clients' confidence with treatments to rejuvenate bodies inside and out. As the center's medical director, Dr. Joseph Russo uses his expert eye and years of experience to oversee technologically enhanced aesthetic services that range from advanced laser treatments that remove hair or stretch marks to Ulthera-brand noninvasive sound wave anti-aging treatments and Botox injections. Traditional spa services such as facials and more than five massage modalities can be tailored to meet clients' specific needs, including tight muscles or acne. To further bolster a relaxing experience, vibrant yellow walls line Brookline's spacious office, complemented by burnished hardwood floors that lead to private treatment rooms outfitted with advanced aesthetic equipment.
"George Bush Sr. says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Buffalo
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Cedar-Rapids-Iowa-City
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Brazilian waxing removes fuzz in time for beach season, and sunless spray tan’s organic formula imbues skin with bronze glow. The doctors and therapists at Washington Street Wellness Center—who specialize in areas such as natural medicine, chiropractic, and massage therapy—work as a team to craft personalized medical regimens that draw on their collective wisdom and talents. Nutritional advice and natural medicine form the basis for many treatments that take a holistic approach to managing hormonal imbalances, gastrointestinal complaints, and a variety of other ailments. The center’s chiropractors straighten the spines of those suffering from chronic back pain, and on-site massage therapists call upon therapeutic and relaxation techniques to alleviate stresses from sitting in traffic jams and tossing bulky SUVs to the side of the road.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.washingtonstwellness.com/
Central-Jersey
Only $139 means 77% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Board-certified physician removes unwanted hair with Cutera lasers, which target follicles & soothe skin. At Laser & Aesthetic Medical Center, PC, board-certified physician Dr. Kailash C. Singhvi personally administers each aesthetic and wellness procedure to ward off the effects of the aging process. With an arsenal of contemporary lasers at his disposal, he smoothens wrinkles from the face, reduces cellulite from the backs of legs, and destroys tiny Death Stars orbiting in front of the eyes. The youth-inducing beams can also remove hair or stimulate it to grow in areas where thinning has occurred. Injectables such as Botox and Juvéderm combat wrinkles, and Dr. Singhvi's wellness programs address internal maladies by identifying thyroid problems and hormones that may be causing weight gain. For ailments related to injury and sleeping on tables without face holes, Dr. Singhvi administers soothing massage therapy.
Robocop says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 5, 2012
The Companies Website: http://laseraestheticnj.com/
Charleston
Only $10 means 78% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! 18-hole disc-golf course with 35 concrete tee pads & two watersport lakes with slider parks & jumps. For more than 20 years, the aquatic athletes at Trophy Lakes have set national and world records all the while maintaining a 100-acre water-sports and disc-golf complex that has been admired by WaterSki magazine. Disc golfers launch frisbees from 35 concrete tee pads, sinking their discs into 18 baskets. Along the way, water holes and a host of tee-and-pin locations challenge players' throwing skills. Alternatively, two private lakes boast a waterboard slider park, two slalom water-ski courses, a ski jump, and roving bands of mischievous mermen. In the early spring of 2012, Trophy Lakes will open a watersport playground featuring three two-mast cable systems, courtesy of Cablebahn. Knowledgeable staff members rent ropes, gloves, skis, wakeboards, and MasterCraft Boats from their well-stocked pro shop. Additionally, Trophy Lakes hosts disc-golf competitions, wakeboard festivals, water-ski tournaments, and lake-drinking contests each year.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://trophylakes.com/index.php
Charlotte
Only $49 means 62% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Armed with brooms, mops & vacuums, cleaning duos scour abodes with light or heavy stroke of housekeeping. The Crystal Clean team draws upon more than a decade of housekeeping experience when tidying up residential and commercial properties with basic and deep cleans. Door frames and baseboards gleam following a thorough lifting of dust and dirt and bathrooms regain sanctuary status after being scoured from top to bottom. Usually trampled on, floors relish a trifecta of sanitation once maids skillfully attack rooms with a broom, mop, and vacuum while balancing backup brooms on their chins.
This guy I know says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Chattanooga
Only $20 means 71% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Tanning centers house armada of bronzing vehicles, from four levels of tanning beds to VersaSpa UV-free airbrush booths with open-air design. Sun Tan City's tanning centers house an armada of bronzing vehicles designed to polish bodies, rain or shine. Tanners can burrow into the belly of any of four levels of tanning beds for 10- to 20-minute bronzing sessions. Fast-level beds slowly steep skin with a solid base tan, and instant-level beds boldly bronze pelts with a larger ratio of UVA bulbs, coaxing melanin out with paparazzi-like attention and promises of leading roles. VersaSpa sunless, open-air booths airbrush epidermises with a water-soluble plant-based solution that goes on evenly, resists staining clothes, and, unlike rolling around in a puddle of fudge, darkens skin without leaving a sticky residue.
Sun Tan City says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.suntancity.com/
Chicago
Only $99 means 94% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Renowned photographer of celebrities snaps up to eight sitters, including pets, and develops gift prints.. Hauser reveals his sitter's inner life by combining the simplicity and elegance of classical composition with the crisp, declarative boldness of advertisements rendered in potato chips. Clients dress up to develop their own narrative, and he hands them props from his collection or their homes, such as loaves of bread or finger puppets, to reflect their story or loosen them up in front of his lens.
Anna Browning, Chicago Art Magazine, 5/19/10 says "Marc Hauser Photography"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.marchauserphoto.com/
Cincinnati
Only $29 means 82% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Experienced practitioners enlist neurological & orthopedic techniques to uncover sources of pain before gently massaging away aches. New Health Centers curates a roster of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Sessions kick off with a 10- to 20-minute consultation, during which an experienced doctor personally chats with clients, exploring their health history, current ailments, and the latest trends in stethoscope fashion. Next, a comprehensive evaluation enlists various diagnostic methods to pinpoint causes of pain. Doctors may use neurological and orthopedic practices to investigate sources of aches and soreness or range-of-motion tests to see if patients can draw a perfect dodecahedron. To conclude sessions, a one-hour massage harnesses an appropriate level of pressure to help unkink knots and relax tense musculature.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.newhealthcenters.com/
Cleveland
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Hibachi chefs display deft knifework as guests sup on grilled fare, sushi & tempura in an atmosphere evocative of a nightclub.. At Samurai Sushi and Hibachi, diners sup on plates of freshly grilled hibachi meats, succulent sushi, and savory tempura in an atmosphere with the low-lit feel of a nightclub. Like a pie fight with explosions in the background, the restaurant blends food with entertainment: skilled chefs display their mastery of knifework at 12 hibachi tables as revelers sip cocktails and sake at a full-service bar or private party room. Rays of electric blue and purple light emanate from ceiling fixtures and disco balls, and walls of gray stone and leafy bamboo lend an organic touch to the chic décor.
Gerry Shamray, Strongsville Patch, 9/19/11 says "I came here for lunch with my family. They serve classic Japanese Steakhouse fare and do it well. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.samuraihibachioh.com/
Colorado-Springs
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. PGA or LPGA experts hone golfing skills in classes with 1:8 instructor-student ratio, or let golfers fly solo with range balls. See the course layout
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.valleyhigolfcourse.com/
Columbia
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Nature shop promotes understanding of ecosystem by purveying birdseed, feeders & bird-watching gear. The certified specialists at Wild Birds Unlimited open up an encyclopedia of avian-spotting opportunities in local forest preserves and backyards alike with a stock of bird-watching and bird-feeding accessories that promotes the appreciation and conservation of wildlife. They’ve accumulated more than 30 years’ worth of research and experience, culminating in an impressive array of high-quality birding supplies, some of which boast a lifetime guarantee. The specialists cull regional blends of bird feed that consist of 100% edible seed that’s safe for backyard birds. In addition to vending bird food, bird feeders, birdbaths, and powerful optics equipment, the company disseminates helpful information online about bird feeding, migration, and current top 40 bird song charts.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wbu.com/
Columbia-Mo
Only $59 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Techs clear out downspouts and de-clutter 150 ft. of gutters, ridding brick, siding, and decking of mold and mildew. One hour of power washing can typically cover about 1,000 square feet. This pressure-packed cleansing can purge any muck from exterior walls, aluminum siding, brick, and decking.
Claire, Yahoo! Local, 5/12/10 says "They did a great job!! I will definitely call these guys again! Highly recommend the company! "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wix.com/gutterbrothers/gb
Columbus
Only $29 means 55% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Practitioners knead muscles with therapeutic massage & chiropractors check spines in consultation, full exam & x-rays. The practitioners at ProActive Performance combine full-body massage with chiropractic services to promote holistic health in worn-out bodies. A licensed massage therapist kneads achy sinews to relieve pain, stress, and tension, leaving fibers feeling as new and bright as a freshly starched daisy. Muscle technicians work hand-in-hand with chiropractors to ease pain and joint problems during the chiropractic package. A one-hour massage follows up on the issues identified in an initial consultation, and a full chiropractic exam assesses posture, misalignment, and injuries incurred from piggyback rides to boxes of to-do lists. A doctor will also conduct x-rays if needed, diagnosing any problems that may be hiding below the surface of the epidermis.
Drewcif, Google Places, 11/2/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.proactiveyou.com/
Columbus-Ga
Only $25 means 75% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Eyecare staff perform thorough exams & help clients pick frames in up-to-date, face-flattering shapes. A woman arrives to pick up her new glasses and gasps audibly once she puts them on, amazed at how crisp and distinct objects suddenly become. According to the store's manager, this is the reaction that the crew at The Landings Eye Care strives for with every patient. During each eye exam, Dr. Maria Gutierrez and her staff strive to spend ample time with patients to understand their concerns and explain their ocular conditions. To this end, staff schedule appointments at least 45 minutes apart to give clients extra personal attention and ensure little-to-no waiting time, which is often spent doing eye-straining activities such as watching a basketball game on a cell phone or crying over the results of a basketball game. After the exam, patients are escorted to the fitting area, where a specialized crew gives the patient a tour of the myriad frame options lining the warm wood shelves, helping them select the most flattering options for their face shape. This team keeps updated on latest trends, meeting with vendors every two months to uncover the newest bestsellers.
Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://thelandingseyecare.com/
Corpus-Christi
Only $40 means 60% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Fine jewelry, shoes, perfumes, and accessories from name brands such as Calvin Klein and Gucci. Familiar brands of jewelry, watches, sunglasses, and shoes abound at Premier Outlet. Customers can browse items from designers such as Armani, Casio, Dolce & Gabbana, Gucci, and Kenneth Cole. Since Premier Outlet has a no-questions-asked money-back guarantee, customers can return gifts that don’t fit their taste or rings of power that they don’t have time to cast into Mount Doom.
"Mr. Quigly says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://premieroutlet.co/
Dallas
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Pairs & foursomes skate circles around NHL-regulation ice rinks endorsed by Dallas Stars. A coalition of ice arenas endorsed by the Dallas Stars, Dr Pepper StarCenters help nurture athletes of all ages and skill levels with activities on or off the ice. Dr Pepper StarCenters house NHL-regulation ice-hockey rinks that host hockey leagues for players of all ages, eradicating the need to play on dangerous frozen lakes dotted with irritable frozen geese. StarCenters' skate schools instill students with the fundamentals of ice hockey or figure skating, allowing them to progress to hockey leagues and local skating competitions if they choose. To warm up after laps around the Euless ice rink, skaters can check out the onsite baseball stadium, batting cages, soccer fields, and Texas Star Golf Course. All locations are open for birthday parties and special events; see each location's website for details.
"R.L. Stein says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.drpepperstarcenter.com/
Dayton
Only $35 means 65% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Licensed acupuncturist experience introduces needles or pellets at key points on body to quiet acute pain. The steady hands of Far Hills Acupuncture's Fritz Froehlich have treated thousands of patients with traditional acupuncture techniques combined with a modern understanding of the body. Froehlich brought his studies to China and South Korea, where he acquired an expertise in Korean acupuncture. Under Korea's masters of acupuncture, he learned a technique that eschews needles for golden and silver pellets. At his clinic, Froehlich helps treat such ailments as chronic headaches, sports injury, and neck injury from attempting to lick pudding off of your elbow.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.farhillsacupuncture.com/
Daytona-Beach
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
J Timbo says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Denver
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Guides helm 16-person party buses, navigating through the River North arts district and downtown with local-bar stops for drink specials.. Denver Patio Ride's party bus moves through the River North arts district and downtown by way of pedaling—any willing pub-crawlers can power the party forward as the sober driver steers and brakes. After jump-starting at Billy’s Gourmet Hot Dogs on Larimer and Broadway, the bus cruises at a low-key 5 miles per hour, stopping at a smorgasbord of bars, many of which pour $5 specials of one shot and one beer. Guides infuse jaunts with historical tidbits, trivia, and prizes, while the solar-powered sound system’s iPod hookup allows pedalers to blast their personal collection of upbeat audio books. No weather other than rain or snow prevents tours, and the bus’s capacious storage space accommodates any party accessory except beer, which is not allowed on the bus. Revelers can rent out the whole bus for large parties, or buy seats on a weekly schedule of public pub-crawls.
Heidi W., Yelp, 9/25/11 says "Even riders with a depth of knowledge concerning craft beer learned quirky new tidbits of information. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 1, 2012
Des-Moines
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Smoked chicken crowns pizza, steaks sizzle on plates & shrimp swims in pasta at romantic eatery with more than 36 wines by glass. Chefs flex their culinary skills in Cosi Cucina Italian Grill's kitchen, churning out piping-hot pizzas, sizzling steaks, and pastas drenched in sauce alongside a wealth of vegetarian and gluten-free dishes. The romantic enclave boasts a menu of more than 36 wines available by the glass, letting diners find the perfect harmony for their meal's delicate flavors and pitchy singing voice. Outside of its amorous atmosphere, Cosi Cucina Italian Grill shares its house-made dishes with the masses, catering salads, pastas, and saucy chicken entrees for all manner of peckish partygoer.
Patt Johnson, Des Moines Register, 6/8/11 says "The food is very good - lots of wood-fired options, and some creative use of fresh, seasonal ingredients. "
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.cosicucina.com/
Detroit
Only $18 means 54% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. National service helps consumers find high-quality pros, such as doctors & mechanics, with live support & certified data-collection process. Tech-savvy perks such as a mobile app, buying and selling access in a digital marketplace, and live call-center support (available six days a week) keep consumers in the net-based know. Additionally, the included monthly Angie's List Magazine provides helpful tips to readers, with articles covering topics such as in-home etiquette for visiting contractors and the key differences between doctors and mad scientists.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.angieslist.com/
El-Paso
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Licensed massage therapist delivers choice of detoxifying massage to help prevent injury, boost circulation & relax tense muscles. At Kneading Elements Wellness and Nutrition, licensed massage therapists enhance patrons’ total body well-being by detoxifying muscles and taking the edge off of soreness with four massage modalities. Stress-busting Swedish and deep-pressure massage help boost circulation and break down scar tissue in overworked muscles for more relaxed, comfortable backs, and sports and orthopedic massages address chronic pain or ease the soreness and tight ligaments associated with athletic activity. Regular massage can speed recovery from injury, strengthen torsos against future strain, and encourage wings to uncoil from behind the shoulder blades. The center's onsite nutrition bar dispenses sage wellness advice, and free WiFi encourages clients to linger.
Mr. Quigly says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Erie
Only $64 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Home-brewing kit quick starts batches of ales, lagers & stouts with premium hops, yeasts & grains as well as easy recipes. The hops hobbyists at Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies provide equipment and encouragement to aspiring beverage crafters nationwide. Unlike puzzle-piece-of-the-month clubs, the brewing essentials equipment kit provides everything a first-time brewer needs in one handy package, except for bottles and the brew kettle itself. Ingredient kits yield 5-gallon liquid harvests in flavors such as irish red ale, a richly colored, aromatic quaff popular among home brewers and discerning drinkers. Autumn amber ale provides a roasty seasonal sip, and irish stout sports a rich bittersweet brew topped with a creamy head. Whatever the favored flavor, Midwest's premium ingredients and handy 90-minute how-to DVD help to make consistent batches each time, aiding neophyte brewers in avoiding the embarrassment of turning out a spicy pilsner or bacon-flavored lager. Suds designers can continue to hone their skills by using the $25 gift certificate for the next ingredient kit.
Chris M., Yelp, 1/10/11 says "Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Eugene
Only $89 means 47% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! 1920s hotel located near Columbia River & downtown shops & restaurants. Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.
Karil A, 1/30/12 says "The rooms are nicely appointed, extremely clean and the beds are very, very comfortable. "
Buyers should note Expires Dec 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.commodoreastoria.com/
Evansville
Only $39 means 78% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Pearl stud earrings in five color choices with pouch, shipping, certificate of authenticity & three $50 vouchers for future purchases. As with an actual Hollywood star, each pair of Hollywood Glamour earrings comes with care instructions and a certificate of authenticity and valuation. Groupon customers also receive three $50 vouchers toward future purchases from the wide array of jewelry on My Pacific Pearls' website; the vouchers must be used in three separate orders, each totaling at least $100.
Nickleback says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mypacificpearls.com/shop
Fairfield-County
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Chefs slide exotic spices & house-made ingredients into traditional fare such as chicken tikka masala, lamb bhuna & vegetarian dishes. Mumbai Rasoi's chefs adorn authentic Indian cuisine with a flurry of exotic spices and house-made ingredients. They enlist the roasting powers of a traditional tandoor to grill chicken dishes, and swathe shrimp and lamb in spicy curries. They also construct a multitude of vegetarian-friendly entrees, uniting a rainbow of ingredients ranging from red kidney beans to black lentils to holographic rutabagas.
J Timbo says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mumbairasoi.com/
Fort-Lauderdale
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Traditional Brazilian beef, pork, lamb, chicken, and sausage roasted over fire & carved tableside, complemented by salad bar. Holding true to that tradition, the eatery's expert carvers bring skewers of fire-roasted certified-Angus beef, pork, lamb, chicken, and sausage tableside to pile plates high. Guests eat as much as they like, using a card that is green on one side and red on the other to indicate to the friendly staff carvers to keep the feast flowing, or to take a moment's savoring pause. Whatever belly room is left over after all cards go red calls for filling up with one of the eatery's unique desserts that swirl South American flavors such as passion fruit and papaya into rich smoothies and mousses. A collection of fine wines selected specially to compliment the charred flavors of the meats is available to complete the experience.
Rick M., Yelp, 10/17/2011 says "the ambience in each restaurant (they have one in Doral and another one in Sunrise) is superb! "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 6, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.brazaviva.com/index.html
Fort-Myers-Cape-Coral
Only $165 means 59% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Captain who grew up on area waters furnishes fishermen with all equipment—including live bait when available—to catch redfish, snook & more. Captain Maynard operates by a “no fish, no pay” policy to demonstrate his integrity toward clients. In addition to guiding, he also takes guests on sunset cruises and wildlife excursions such as dolphin and manatee tours.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Fort-Wayne
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Fort-Worth
Only $299 means 40% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? During approximately 1-hour shared balloon flights, duos toast with champagne as skilled pilots whisk them above the Texas treetops.. Boasting more than 26 years in the aviation industry, Breeze Balloons' pilots expertly harness the wind to soar riders over north and east Texas in multihued hot-air vehicles. Pilots helm various sized balloons, which accommodate twosomes or let groups as large as 30 high-five Texan clouds. Pilots also do double duty as safety-training instructors, helping other hot air balloon pilots maintain Breeze Balloons' zero-safety-issue record.
George Bush Sr. says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Fresno
Only $95 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Instructors imbue students with climbing, descending, turning & airspeed-controlling skills at one-hour flying lesson in Piper Cherokee. With their charter and instruction services, the experienced staff at Memley Aviation assists customers in traveling the skies and chasing their piloting dreams. Captain Alan Memley and First Officer Lindy Schiotis man the cockpit of a pair of charter Eclipse 500 business jets, comfortably carrying up to four passengers at speeds of up to 425 mph. Weather updates, GPS navigation, and geese that have swallowed compasses also aid Alan and Lindy in steering guests toward their destination in a timely, safe manner. If you crave your own opportunity to navigate the skies, Memley Aviation instructors dispenses their expertise at private pilot and instrument rating courses. At a pace tailored to their needs, lessons imbue students with piloting know-how as they earn airborne hours in a Cessna or Piper Cherokee.
"Nickleback says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Gainesville
Only $79 means 68% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Aestheticians deep-cleanse & hydrate faces before unleashing deluge of micro-crystals to exfoliate & reduce fine lines & discoloration. Though more than a decade has passed since Lauren’s first magazine appearance, her impact on the beauty industry continues to grow. With the help of highly specialized staffers, including a physician and licensed aesthetician, LAE Beauty offers an assortment of beautifying services, from tanning and facials to botox and medical weight-loss treatments.
LAE Beauty says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.laebeauty.com/medical
Grand-Rapids
Only $25 means 55% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Lawn-care specialists keep lawns lush for 5–7 weeks with fertilizer and weed-control services. Celebrating more than 58 years in business, Katerberg VerHage, Inc.’s greatest strength is the experience and expertise of its staff. Current owner Tom VerHage has helmed the company for 48 years, leading an impressive team of horticulturists and technicians as they blend form and function to design, construct, and maintain award-winning landscapes. Registered landscape architects work closely with home and business owners to plan gardens that can accommodate any lifestyle or gnome zoning ordinance, and lawn-care specialists create a lush, green foundation for all projects. Dedicated garden experts help customers select and care for plants and other yard essentials, keeping options as affordable as possible by pulling options from the company's own tree farm and distributor. The company also offers mowing, mulching, fertilization, and pruning services and can put down pesticides to help keep yards free of irritants such as moles, insects, and door-to-door pesticide salesmen.
J Timbo says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires May 15, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.katerbergverhage.com/
Green-Bay
Only $44 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Twosomes cart-pool across challenging course that blankets 270 acres of rolling woodland terrain. Click here for course layout
Nickleback says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires May 31, 2012
Greenville
Only $25 means 55% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Therapists work knots out of muscles with deep-tissue or Swedish techniques; complimentary glass of wine enhances relaxation. When their own nimble fingers are not enough, Studio Rejuvenate’s massage therapists enhance the efficacy of their treatments with heated pebbles, soothing aromatherapy, and hot or cold therapy courtesy of Biofreeze products. They pride themselves on soothing backs and shoulders of all ages and even dispatch outcall services to those who prefer to remain at home.
J Timbo says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Hampton-Roads
Only $39 means 69% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Body wraps oust toxins & naturopathic medical programs treat body, mind & spirit in effort to defeat chronic ailments. For example, when discussing the treatment of depression, instead of prescribing traditional solutions, such as antidepressants or bank vaults filled with bubble wrap, Erica rattles off a litany of alternative therapies, including constipation relief, positive thinking, meditation, exercise, and probiotics. "All patients have the ability to heal themselves," she says. "My role is to help them access those abilities." The staff does this with comprehensive primary medical care that can include naturopathy and chiropractic treatments as well as massage therapy, yoga, and spiritual counseling. Shades of turquoise fill treatment rooms with a color meant to awaken clients' confidence, and framed affirmations such as "I love myself" and "Those water-park guards will never stop me" inspire people to look inward for healing strength.
Essential Wellness says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.vabeachwellness.com/
Harrisburg
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Certified therapist with 19 years of experience flushes out colon with warm water to prompt elimination of waste & toxins. Total Health's owner, Cheryl Hawkins—a holistic health instructor who gives lectures on detoxification—uses alternative treatments to springboard toward improved states of mental and physical health. A certified natural-health consultant, Cheryl sits down with each patient to help chart a course of therapeutic action. Some opt to purge toxins and melt stress in a sweat-inducing session in the infrared saunas; others reach toward the healthier digestion and improved intake of nutrients that follow on the heels of colon-hydrotherapy treatments, which Cheryl has administered for more than 19 years. To bolster overall wellness, she also dispenses nutritional supplements and explains why sprinkles only work as multivitamins for gingerbread men.
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Hartford
Only $29 means 90% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Modern gyms boost personal health with cardio machinery, group fitness, semiprivate training, and healthy shake bar to refuel post-workout.. Four 45-minute, semiprivate personal-training sessions pursue and conquer fitness goals with supportive attention from an expert in exercise. In small groups of six or fewer, trainers oversee each exerciser’s technique as he or she performs muscle-molding moves pulled from TRX suspension techniques and kettlebell training as well as body-weight resistance exercises and tug-of-war against one of Jupiter's moons. A post-workout shake fortifies tired tendons with protein blends including the Rip, Tear, and Repair ($5) or enlivens systems with a jolt of fiber ($5) that boosts metabolism like waking to a bear sleeping in bed with you.
DW624, Citysearch, 2/10/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bigskyfitness.com/
Honolulu
Only $55 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Students of all experience levels learn to surf off Waikiki Beach atop rental boards & head out to the reefs aboard outrigger canoes. Big Wave Dave Surf Co.'s staff of experienced wave riders hits the shores of Waikiki Beach for private and small-group lessons in surfing, standup paddleboarding, and outrigger canoeing. Each instructor's résumé boasts at least 10 years of teaching experience, an extensive knowledge of first aid, and at least one semester as Poseidon's college intern. During classes, first-time surfers learn the basics on land before heading into the warm waters to hang their first 10, whereas advanced riders barrel out into the waves atop fiberglass and epoxy boards. Outrigger canoes recall ancient Hawaiians' exploration of Oahu's colorful reefs, and standup paddleboards combine an intense workout with clear views of the pristine waters below. The shop also offers daily and long-term rentals of equipment, with complimentary delivery and pickup from local hotels.
Dave D., Yelp, 10/31/2011 says "Big Wave Dave Surf Co."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bigwavedavesurfco.com/
Houston
Only $13 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Indoor trampoline courts with angled walls, foam pit, and activities such as dodge ball and aerobic workouts that burn up to 1,000 calories. Sky Zone's patented playing courts encourage guests to bounce off trampoline floors and angled walls during a slew of entertaining activities. After lacing up Sky Zone's special shoes, kids and adults can storm the courts for open jump, dodge ball, or sky slam, where jumpers aim basketballs at hanging hoops. For more structured movements, instructors lead SkyRobics classes that can help burn up to 1,000 calories in one hour. Though not included with this Groupon, the facility welcomes groups for birthday parties and corporate events.
Syd Kearney, Houston Chronicle, 11/15/11 says "the whole place is a trampoline – even the walls. "
Buyers should note Expiration varies
Huntsville
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Third-generation cleaners offer in-house dry-cleaning services for coats, dresses & shirts with same-day service available. Having served Madison County for three generations, the certified master dry cleaners at West Huntsville Cleaners deftly deterge threads of pesky spots and stains. Treat a wardrobe to the sudsy smorgasbord of dry-cleaning services. Coats ($10+) wash up for further debates with the weather, pants and shirts ($3.85) are purified, and dresses ($8.50+) regress until they flounce like they did back when they were still just skirts. The team cleans all garments in-house, with same-day service available for garments that arrive before 9 a.m. on any weekday except Wednesday. Busy customers can also arrange for pickup service from the office.
J Timbo says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Indianapolis
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Amid marinara- & basil-hued walls, Italian eatery whips up gooey pizzas, hearty pesto & alfredo pastas & house-made ice cream. Today, a central dining room evokes thoughts of marinara with vibrant red walls and burgundy tablecloths. Another dining room decorated with orange angel paintings and deep green walls silently awaits the dinner rush. Over cheery conversation, tables populate with gooey pizzas, calzones, house-made ice cream, and hearty pastas dressed in pesto, pink caper cream, and alfredo sauces. Guests can also retreat to the fenced-in outdoor patio laden with twinkling string lights, which replicate views of the Italian night sky when blinking rapidly.
Hunter, Google Places, 1/22/12 says "Really enjoyed the experience. Cozy and quaint little Italian place. Our server was excellent as was the food. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Inland-Empire
Only $69 means 57% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Golf outing at 18-hole, 5,218-yd. David Rainville–designed course includes cart, lunch package, souvenir hat & golf balls. Three tee options
George Bush Sr. says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Jackson
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Stock boasts more than 1,000 dresses & tuxedoes for rental or purchase that suit weddings, proms, military balls & pageants. Within Everything Formal's family-owned walls, a stock of more than 1,000 designer dresses and tuxedoes is available for rent or purchase. Staffers tap into their wealth of knowledge to expertly alter garments, ensuring that long hems don't trip brides and that French cuffs get paired with brie-flavored cufflinks. Their inventory of tuxes and dresses suits a multitude of occasions—such as pageants, military balls, and weddings—and boasts brand names including Tony Bowls, Prima Donna, and Tiffany.
The d bag from Metalica says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.everythingformal.net/
Jacksonville
Only $24 means 54% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Vegas-style slots whir aboard 155-foot floating casino, where bar drinks mingle with crisp ocean air on day or evening voyages. Jacks or Better Casino explores the waters stretching from the Mayport area down the coast. The boat stretches 155 feet from stem to sternum and contains a whale-sized supply of Vegas-style casino gaming. Deft dealers engage lucky streaks on a variety of table games, from blackjack and roulette to traditional poker, video poker, and fireplace poker. With visions of cherries and triple-bars dancing in their heads, slots fanatics sidle up to dual-screen Modern Gaming slots such as Four Leaf Fortunes and Jackpot Galaxy. Jacks or Better's slots paid out jackpots totaling $3 million in 2011. Special events and attractions include a craps tutorial with limits ranging from $5 to $1,000, ensuring comfortable stakes for anyone, form the novice dice slinger to the local Yahtzee grandmaster.
Jacks or Better Casino Boat says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://jacksorbettercasino.com/
Kalamazoo
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Pale ale, stout & apple ale served with whiskey-marinated Black Angus burgers & beef hotdogs. At Sunset Blvd. Brewing Company’s wraparound bar, six-beer flights balance atop platters shaped like guitar necks, and a shrine to Dave Matthews graces the wall. Flourishes such as these hint at owner Jake Hambright’s connections to the entertainment industry—as spotlighted in MLive—and Jake frequently welcomes musicians and entertainers to his brewery. Though his focus is on music and craft beers, he doesn’t shirk the cuisine: executive chef Howie Peak marinates the eatery's meats in whiskey concoctions, and garnishes burgers with rich flourishes such as bossenberry chipotle or miniature monocles.
J Timbo says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Kansas-City
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? House-made pizza crusts mingle with pastas & sandwiches in eatery with game room. The choices don't end there, however, as the eatery's dining room has been cleverly split into two sections. Couples and sophisticated singles can admire the carefully erected towers of glasses filled with Boulevard beer and top-shelf liquor on the restaurant and bar side, and families find suitable midmeal entertainment in a game room that keeps bored tykes from playing with their dinner or sculpting it into a new imaginary friend.
"Mr. Quigly says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
Kansas-City
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. House-made pizza crusts mingle with pastas & sandwiches in eatery with game room. The choices don't end there, however, as the eatery's dining room has been cleverly split into two sections. Couples and sophisticated singles can admire the carefully erected towers of glasses filled with Boulevard beer and top-shelf liquor on the restaurant and bar side, and families find suitable midmeal entertainment in a game room that keeps bored tykes from playing with their dinner or sculpting it into a new imaginary friend.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
Knoxville
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Special events, exhibits, family nature programs & seasonal plants sales on 275-acre wildlife sanctuary & eco-friendly nature center. Heading outside, guests enter the raptor enclosure—a sheltered structure and small amphitheater housing a red-tailed hawk and turkey vulture, who read excerpts from their favorite Looney Tunes fan fiction during educational demonstrations. From here, all-ages visitors explore a greenhouse and organic garden. Children can frolic in Jo's Grove—an interactive nature play area replete with hidden spaces and materials for building a nature fort. Hikers and mountain bikers can traverse ten miles of surface trails that wind through mature woodlands, as well as Mead's Quarry and Ross Marble Natural Area.
AugustFlyGirl, Tripadvisor, 2/14/12 says "Beautiful grounds with plants and animals, Great place for serenity "
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.ijams.org/
Lakeland
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Professional & friendly artists deliver step-by-step instructions to painting on canvas in convivial BYOB art classes. At Sketch and Sip, seasoned artists guide groups through the creation of an original painted canvas in convivial BYOB classes that have been featured on NBC’s Daytime. Under the guidance of passionate teachers, such as studio owner and professional artist Patty Sisco, students swipe natural-hair paintbrushes or their ponytails across a 16”x20” canvas to create a designated design. Pictures vary depending on the scheduled class, in which students may embellish abstract poppies with their own whimsical details or brighten flowers, trees, or martini glasses with hues hand-mixed on their own palettes. Easy-to-follow instructions take budding Van Goghs of all levels through the creative process—from painting a background color to determining which ear to remove—and everyone goes home with a completed canvas. All pupils need bring are their favorite bottles of vino, as teachers supply all materials, including aprons, canvas, paints, cups, and bottle openers.
Jennifer LaRue, Bloomingdale-RiverviewPatch, 6/3/11 says "Sketch and Sip is Riverview’s place for creative art that is just as therapeutic as it is fun "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sketchandsip.com/
Lansing
Only $45 means 65% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Insured house purifiers provide all necessary supplies as they purge homes of gunk & grime with two-hour maintenance & janitorial cleanings. For nine years, Avery Clean has deployed dependable and insured technicians who leave abodes spic, span, and shining. With cleaning supplies in tow, solo specialists spend two hours scouring homes. During maintenance cleanings, bathrooms sigh with relief as sponges absorb dirt particles, mildew, and colonies of barbarous toenail clippings. Purifiers scour kitchen counters and sinks before thoroughly dusting the comestible workshop, in addition to living and dining rooms. Carpet fibers revel in thorough vacuuming sessions, wherein technicians use each client's own vacuum to avoid cross-client contamination of germs, fleas, or secrets. Mops swab hard floors, and specialists purge outdoor appliances of any accumulated gunk. Janitorial deep-cleaning sessions give specialists the chance to dust all rooms, wipe all windowsills, and give detailed attention to the laundry room. Cleaners also rescue dust bunnies from beneath all furniture items, provided they can be easily moved by hand or with telekinetic powers. This Groupon is not valid toward windows, laundry, linens, or carpet. Please call to schedule an appointment.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.averyclean.com/
Las-Vegas
Only $40 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Frisky, risqué musical classic earns heartfelt laughs in tale of historical Texas brothel battling meddling do-gooders. The bawdy, jubilant, and surprisingly tender Broadway musical smash The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas charms the pants off audiences at the classic showroom of The Plaza Hotel and Casino. Nominated for six Tony Awards and winner of two, the libidinous comedy whisks audiences to the fictional town of Gilbert, Texas, where foxy molls and peppy johns go about their frisky business at the fabled Chicken Ranch brothel. When a hypocritical TV reporter crusades to close down the house, the damsels-in-undress join forces with their local sheriff, who also happens to be a loyal client, in a comedic battle of the bulge. Drama Desk Award-winning composer Carol Hall’s songbook scores big laughs with rascally tunes such as “The Aggie Song” and the show-stopping “Texas Has a Whorehouse in It,” along with tear-inducing ballads such as “Hard Candy Christmas.” The hearty production boasts a singing, dancing, and teasing cast of actresses certain to put steam under the collars of the chilliest temperance leagues.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expiration varies
Lexington
Only $99 means 57% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Certified permanent-makeup artist makes your look timeless and effortless in shades of blue, brown, and black ink. Many of the staff members at All For You Salon & Spa boast multiple areas of expertise, so clients can develop their look with a single style expert. Stylists Angel Jackson and Jonna Beth Ward pick up scissors to sculpt locks, but also reach for brushes and filing boards during nailcare treatments. A multi-skilled therapist, Peggy Wells holistically remedies stress through massage and creates enduring beauty by applying permanent makeup to clients and marble statues. The latter skill she picked up at the California Institute of Permanent Cosmetics, honing techniques that help clients overcome allergies to conventional makeup and the difficulties of self-application.
All For You Salon & Spa says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://allforyouwinchester.com/
Lincoln
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Hot-stone, Swedish, deep-tissue, or chair massage eases tension. Chiropractic package aids spinal alignment and overall health.. The team's philosophy emphasizes patient education and promotes preventative chiropractic care as much as the treatment of existing ailments. Dr. Kepler has adjusted patients ranging from newborn babies to 99-year-olds, as well as faithful clients who have been visiting his practice since it first opened 13 years ago. The compassionate crew also aids the local community with Lunch & Learn programs that encourage healthy living and reduce the number of water cooler refill-related injuries in the workplace.
Kepler Family Chiropractic says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Little-Rock
Only $49 means 62% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? LED light activates special whitening gel to brighten teeth up to eight shades during private session accompanied by soothing music. The skillful sun-sprayers and machines at Tansyou Tanning Center team up to coat physiques with an eye-catching, even tan. Beach-shy bodies can loosen up with a trio of Norvell airbrush tans, applied by a professional with an eye for detail, and another eye for reading messages on blimps. The salon stocks Norvell's DHA-formulated tanning mist, which interacts naturally with skin's amino acids to develop into a bronze as dark and even as Darth Vader's breathing pattern. Those vying for the attention of simulated sun can opt for six months of unlimited 15-minute sessions in the salon's SuperClass 170-watt bed, whose regularly changed bulbs aim to cultivate rich color while avoiding burn.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Long-Island
Only $149 means 42% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Licensed aestheticians reduce cellulite in dermal layers with noninvasive treatment that boosts circulation. Within Laser and Spa Techniques' relaxing confines, certified laser technicians free unwanted cellulite, wrinkles, and tattoos from their epidermal servitude with 11 types of photon-based treatments. Elsewhere in the office, licensed aestheticians lavish stressed bodies with spa-quality facials and massages. They also mine ancient beauty techniques, such as Egyptian cold sugaring, which removes hair from the body, and mummification, which preserves beauty for centuries.
The "Wizinator" says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Los-Angeles
Only $39 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Guides lead 2.5-mile tour through Will Rogers State Park & up to Inspiration Point for 360-degree views of LA & Pacific Ocean. Malibu Discovery Tours' experienced guides shepherd locals and visitors on various tours of the salt-air scenery around Malibu’s coasts and wineries. As guests summit mountains at sunrise or sip locally grown wine, the guides point out celebrity mansions, exquisite wildlife, and the laundromats of Hollywood elites. In between views of the ocean and passes through mountain landscapes, tour groups can watch the rolling vineyards of local wine country and look for amorous initial carvings by a teenage John Adams on Old Malibu's historic building façades.
Debbie B., Yelp, 10/24/11 says "Great people and a wonderful service, feels like you left LA for the day. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.malibudiscovery.com/
Louisville
Only $35 means 53% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Aesthetician cocoons body in cellophane wrap filled with custom herb blends to rid bodies of toxins, water weight & extra inches. After spending many years under the glow of UV rays, Ashley Menard noticed an alarming trend—wrinkles, freckles, and spots were beginning to pop up. Determined to do right by her skin, she decided to forego the sun and tanning beds for alternate modes of bronzing. She earned a certificate in airbrush tanning and now artistically sweeps on gilded coats of UV-free color inside her salon, Faux Finish. Preferring the artistry of airbrush tanning over automated booths, Ashley’s personal touch tailors shades to client specification or same-day weather forecasts. In addition to airbrush tanning, Ashley has honed her makeup-application talents through private lessons under Linda Mason and Jill Glaser, two of the industry’s leading figures, and can craft flawless faces with regular or airbrush techniques.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.fauxfinishtan.com/
Lubbock
Only $99 means 94% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Six laser hair-removal treatments beam away 80%–90% of hair follicles from underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin or sideburns. The professional laser technicians at American Laser Med Spa smooth skins with a series of six custom hair-removal treatments using effective equipment developed by eLight and Soprano. Clients can evict hairs sprouting from the underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin, or sideburns, or tailor the growth of a natural fur coat. After a complimentary consultation to discuss treatment areas and session details, patients lie back for as few as 15 minutes while a clinician casts beams of laser light into the depths of hair follicles, destroying them at their hirsute roots. The six-treatment series can destroy up to 80%–90% of hair follicles or up to 100% of fake mustaches. Groupon users also receive a 50% discount on additional laser hair-removal services.
The d bag from Metalica says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Macon
Only $19 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Sunday paper arrives for 26 or 52 consecutive weeks, bearing local news & sports from award-winning journalists. As a daily repository of news and sports in the micro and macro for more than 185 years, The Telegraph keeps its finger on the pulse of local happenings to provide its readership with the widest scope of news possible. Divided into sections of news, sports, entertainment, opinion, and mashed potatoes, the pages are anchored down by words typed by inquisitive columnists, who include Will Rogers Humanitarian Award-winner Ed Grisamore among their number. Aside from the 50,000-strong list of paper subscribers, The Telegraph also attracts online-news seekers, who can find new stories and archives via an e-telegraph subscription.
"The Telegraph" says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.macon.com/
Madison
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Posh nosh spot dishes up prix fixe menus featuring spiced beef, chicken & lamb alongside immense salad bar. Located on the second floor of the former Woman’s Club of Madison building, Samba Brazilian Grill bursts at the seams with history and a generous salad-bar buffet and rodizio-style meats, carved tableside. The meat selection changes regularly but often features a beef such as tenderloin with sake-soy marinade, porkables including the intricately flavored spicy linguiça pork sausage, delicious chicken snacks, and the baharat leg of lamb. A waiter brings the protein-heavy entrees to the table intact before slicing away right before your eyes, expertly dropping steaming pieces onto plates and tucking napkins into shirts. The salad bar stocks its surfaces with multiple salads, fresh vegetables, cheeses, olives, pickled savories, and plenty of mashed- and bean-centric sides. The eatery possesses a darkly lit interior with rich, dark woods throughout and live music four nights a week.
OpenTable reviewer, Dined on 11/12/11 says "Service was excellent. Our server was informative and attentive without being intrusive. The atmosphere was warm with Brazilian flare. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sambabraziliangrill.com/
Memphis
Only $99 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Two well-equipped, insured movers carefully load belongings into moving trucks & deliver them to new abodes. Equipped with a gassed-up truck and a full arsenal of dollies, tools, and furniture pads, Big League Movers' experienced team quickly and carefully transports belongings between old and new residences. Moving time is measured from when workers start loading items onto the truck, wielding their Herculean muscle powers with the grace of dancers in Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker Gets a New Apartment, as they load their cavernous truck with appliances, furniture, and boxes of knickknacks. In addition to receiving thorough background checks, movers are fully insured, and any boxes packed by them are guaranteed against damage.
Bess, Google Places, 1/6/12 says "The big league guys were very friendly and seemed to really care about my belongings as they were packed and moved. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Miami
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Skewers of Brazilian-style roasted meats fill plates alongside salads and sides from expansive salad bar. Each diner at Brazaviva Churrascaria gets a marker with a red and green side. When it's time for another helping of fire-roasted meat, simply flip the card to green and a waiter will hustle over and begin carving slices straight from the skewer while singing bossa nova standards. Rodizio-style dining invites guests to unlimited helpings from an extravagant salad bar, where imported cheeses mingle with brazilian sides such as fried bananas. More importantly, you'll get unlimited helpings of meats such as skirt steak with chimichurri sauce, lamb chops, and linguica sausages served tableside, hot off the grill.
Rick M., Yelp, 10/17/2011 says "the ambience in each restaurant (they have one in Doral and another one in Sunrise) is superb! "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.brazaviva.com/index.html
Midland-Odessa
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Armbands entitle visitors to unlimited access to more than 30 family, kiddie, thrill & water rides. In 1973, Jimmy and Katie Dean signed the papers to purchase Joyland Amusement Park, which had fallen into neglect after first opening in the 1940s. They thoroughly revamped the 13 attractions the park had then, and Katie still helps manage the more than 30 kiddie, thrill, family, and water rides that send guests rolling, spinning, and splashing today. From the Skyride's gondolas that sail high overhead, families take in scenic vistas of an antique carousel, the speedy Galaxi coaster, and a log flume powered by Old Faithful’s underachieving brother. Joyland opens its gates from mid-March until early fall, closing in the winter months for rollercoaster-hibernation season.
TouristTravelWorld blog, 10/10/11 says "It is a good sized amusement park for Lubbock. Kids like the water slides. Overall, nice something different to do in Lubbock. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 16, 2012
Milwaukee
Only $149 means 35% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Experienced instructors hold 30-minute training sessions before strapped-together pairs jump from planes & drift slowly back toward land. Skydive Midwest's U.S. Parachute Association–certified instructors have completed an average of more than 4,000 skydives each. The instructors' ample explorations of gravity and comprehensive training sessions, which are held onsite, help them to securely guide thrill-seekers during tandem jumps, solo jumps, and bouts of spontaneous levitation. Skydivers leap from a sleek and speedy N821DA KingAir jump ship, which boasts a glitzy new paint job, lightweight bench seating, and the ability to climb to 14,500 feet in only 8.5 minutes.
Mindi G., Yelp, 9/9/2011 says "My experience at Skydive Midwest was a great one! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.skydivemidwest.com/
Minneapolis-Stpaul
Only $28 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Steak and seafood plates served alongside comfort cuisine born from house-made ingredients in well-appointed eatery with landscaped patio. Beyond its bricked entryway, Sarna’s harbors a cornucopia of comfort cuisine, from succulent steak and seafood dishes to home-cooked meals seemingly plucked from Grandma’s stovetop. Smothered in homemade beef gravy, slabs of pot roast temper carnivorous cravings alongside prime rib platters slow roasted in herbs and garlic, which, like an elementary school dance group, may only be served on Friday and Saturday nights. Tuned to local and national sports, a quartet of big screen TVs glint off a full-service bar cast in the lambent glow of the dining room’s flickering fireplaces. Tufted-back booths overlook an outdoor patio, where diners can clink Bloody Marys and enjoy a Sunday brunch menu as a burbling waterfall trickles to the tune of Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture. Verdant foliage peeks over the stone wall encircling the courtyard, and in the evenings, a crackling fire pit creates a romantic atmosphere for those sipping on any number of daily specials.
Patrick S., Yelp, 12/28/11 says "A great find in the Heights. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 20, 2012
The Companies Website: http://sarnas-classic-grill.com/
Mobile-Baldwin-County
Only $29 means 71% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Techs travel to replace windshields with free mobile service, using OEM–quality glass that adheres to Auto Glass Safety Council standards.. The staff at Cascade Auto Glass fits car frames with a meticulous process perfected during more than 750,000 windshield replacements, all adhering to Auto Glass Safety Council standards. Cascade's choice of top-quality urethane adhesives allows drivers to get back on the road sooner without sacrificing a reliable grip, and OEM–quality glass shares an identical structure, density, and love of parking-permit stickers as cars' factory-installed glass. A nationwide warranty stands behind each service's quality materials and workmanship.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://cascadeautoglass.com/
Modesto
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! In-season flowers from local coastal growers sold in bulk or arranged into bouquets by professional floral design team. The buying team at Fresh Ideas Flower Company gathers seasonal blooms directly from coastal growers in Watsonville and Salinas, as well as in Columbia. Customers can browse fresh buds, buying in bulk to decorate parties, weddings, or birthday-parade floats. Florists also create customized bouquets in-house from their greenery and blossoms, focusing on eye-pleasing color palates, diverse textures, and organic shapes. In the summer and fall months, their homegrown sunflowers often headline in vibrant bouquets or inside customers' favorite vases.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
Montgomery
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires May 2, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Napa-Sonoma
Only $29 means 71% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Wine experts preselect handcrafted red & white wines from variety of labels. Demanding wine buyers scour the globe in their quest to curate Bin 32’s broad catalog of hard-to-find, handcrafted wines. Enophilic pros personalize each shipment with food-pairing tips, and tasting notes decode complex flavors hidden in every sip without the need to pour bottles through an enigma machine.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bin32winemerchant.com/
Naples
Only $75 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Ultrasonic waves permeate body to increase natural adipolysis processes in an effort to evict fat from bodies without invasive procedures.. THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Nashville
Only $159 means 73% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Light-activated gel delves deep into teeth to help break down stains & brighten smiles an average of eight shades in 45 minutes. Seven Embassy Dental hubs chase a single mission: to enhance smiles safely using state-of-the-art technology. The accomplished dentists that staff each office preach preventive health care and regular hygiene as a way to stave off more serious issues, although Embassy does employ an oral surgeon, endodontist, and orthodontist just in case. All procedures follow safety guidelines as outlined by the American Dental Association, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, and articulate fire extinguishers that sit in the corner of each office. The dentists can further highlight healthy smiles by treating teeth with the Zoom whitening method, which brightens them an average of eight shades in 45 minutes.
Bill Gates says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 31, 2012
New-Orleans
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
New-York
Only $44 means 54% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. 90-minute class introduces students to golf course setup & etiquette before they practice learned techniques with instructor’s guidance. Children and adults alike can enlist in The Golf Club at Chelsea Piers’ classes, which stratify students by experience level. The 12-member coaching staff includes PGA and LPGA professionals, and sessions take place in a 2,000-square-foot teaching facility.
Rocky F., Yelp, 7/21/11 says "my golf instructor was incredibly patient and encouraging "
Buyers should note Expires Nov 28, 2012
North-Jersey
Only $79 means 71% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. During application of up to two hours, certified stylist adheres artificial lashes to natural lash line one by one. The certified stylists at Lashful frame eyes with mink lashes to achieve looks ranging from elegant to seductive. Their uncanny attention to detail comes in handy during extension applications, when they meticulously attach each artificial lash to a real one to achieve the most natural look possible. Sensitive eyes need not wince in fear, as the adhesive material with which they apply lashes is specially formulated to not perturb the eye with harsh irritants or teasing optical illusions. The stylists also dip natural lashes in a semipermanent tint that—much like the extensions—gives eyes the glamorous look of freshly applied mascara.
Nickleback says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lashfullashes.com/
Ocala
Only $50 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Solocarbon technology raises core temperature with near, mid & far infrared-light wavelengths to lower blood pressure & aid in weight loss. Botanical formulas meet modern technology at Face & Body Tonics, where beauty technicians rely on both to design spa treatments that enhance bodies' health and appearance from the inside out. The spa’s cosmetic-teeth-whitening treatments exemplify this approach, pairing a pH-balanced whitening formula with light, pressure, and heat to erase stains caused by drinking coffee and eating oil paintings of fruit. Among the spa’s skin-and-body treatments, mummy-style body wraps crafted from cotton linen and soaked in an aloe-herb solution work to restore skin's firmness and elasticity. This ancient-Egyptian method finds its space-age counterpart in the infrared technology of a Solocarbon sauna that raises the body’s temperature to detoxify tissue, reduce chronic pain, and aid in weight loss.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.faceandbodytonics.com/
Ogden
Only $25 means 72% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed muscle-melters soothe tight tendons & reduce stress with 60-minute massages at clinics, wellness centers & health spas. OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
"This guy I know says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://oolamoola.com/
Oklahoma-City
Only $37 means 71% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Indoor boot-camp classes chisel slimmer physiques with cardio, weights & core work paired with physical assessment & nutrition coaching. Fit Body Boot Camp's nationally certified personal trainers replace drill-sergeant screams with encouraging mantras in their one-hour indoor classes that welcome clients of all fitness levels. During sessions, trainers round out weightlifting sessions, resistance drills, and core workouts with cardio routines such as light running and obstacle courses. They switch up class routines regularly to ensure courses are never the same from day to day, leading wildcard days that incorporate hiking, crawling, and high-stakes Uno games played with 50-pound cards. In addition to bolstering workouts with nutrition guidance, trainers cultivate an atmosphere of positive camaraderie designed to push campers further toward their weight-loss goals.
Janine, Google Places, 11/8/11 says "I am impressed with the atmosphere and dedication of the staff. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Omaha
Only $14 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Detailing crew hand washes & dries exteriors, cleans & dresses tires & vacuums interior; ASE-certified techs swap out old oil for new quarts. Inside the 5,500-square-foot garage at Homan's Auto, ASE-certified technicians fiddle with engines and batteries while meticulous detailing crews scrub away dirt and grime from cars, boats, and RVs. Using diagnostic equipment, the skilled team sleuths out and repairs vehicular issues, from transmission troubles to chocolate syrup seeping into the engine. While the teams work, customers relax in the waiting area amid free WiFi and frothy cappuccinos, or they can hitch a ride to work or home aboard the free shuttle.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.homansauto.com/
Orange-County
Only $99 means 60% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Stylist fortifies hair with natural keratin proteins, helping to eliminate frizz & curls for shiny, sleek locks. The stylists and aestheticians of Salon réBelle administer a slew of haircare, skin, and nail services in a sunny, yellow-hued salon adorned with chandeliers and fresh flowers. Skilled staff members create flattering hairdos ranging in style from modern to retro to Mesozoic. Additionally, they can apply straightening keratin serums and Schwarzkopf coloring treatments. Nail techs, meanwhile, dole out spa pedicures with hydrating paraffin dips and decorate nails with long-lasting OPI Axxium gel lacquers. A bouquet of skincare treatments, including nourishing hydrofacials and brightening peels, rounds out the salon's menu of services.
Michelle N., Yelp, 4/26/11 says "The staff is very helpful, the assistants are fantastic, the stylists are skillful "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://salonrebelle.com/
Orlando
Only $275 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Dermal-filler injections reduce wrinkles & restore facial volume for up to one year with minimal downtime. The doctors and medical support staff at Adora Body Sculpting Clinic help patients attain their ideal figures with a menu of cosmetic-surgery procedures. The staff boosts confidence levels with fat removal, lifts, and tucks and snubs its smooth nose at Father Time with chemical peels, wrinkle fillers, and laser facials. Bodies feel free to bare all after laser hair removal, tattoo removal, and the removal of body-hair tattoos.
"Bill Gates says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Palm-Beach
Only $49 means 83% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Dentists scour the teeth and gums while combining advanced dental technologies with aromatherapy and soft music to comfort patients.. Drs. Tom and Joy Rohrer at Rohrer Cosmetic and Restorative Dentistry abide by the principles of the Pankey Institute, which holds that dental health should involve the treatment of the entire patient rather than just their teeth. Operating under this holistic philosophy, they merge advanced cosmetic, restorative, and general dental technologies with alternative therapies: aromatherapy and gentle music keep patients relaxed as the doctors snoop through oral spaces with digital x-rays and laser cavity-detection systems.
R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Nov 28, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.drsrohrer.com/
Pensacola
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Grilled meats and seafood entrees such as lobster-stuffed grouper at cozy café with fluorescent fish tank. In business for 13 years, O’Brien’s Bistro serves an upscale menu of seafood and grilled meats, all prepared to order by chef and owner Jim O’Brien. The chef endeavors to please all tastes with a variety of seafood dishes—including crowd favorites such as lobster-stuffed grouper and coconut fried shrimp—as well as grilled chicken, steaks and house-made soups. He’ll even modify any dish to accommodate customer requests, such as allergy restrictions or a preference for rhyming ingredients. Though the bistro is located in a strip mall, the interior offers an unexpected retreat with latticed dividers, cascading ivy, and a fluorescent fish tank.
LCDR Andrews, Google Places, 4/15/10 says "Our service was good. Â The food was good. Â The bread was very fresh and warm. Â The butter had herbs- yum! "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Philadelphia
Only $10 means 90% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Calories get torched with kicks and punches during kickboxing classes taught by experienced instructors at 10 locations. Grandmaster Dennis Tosten founded the first Amerikick in 1967 and has since taught several champion fighters, police officers, and everyday students karate and self-defense. Today, the lauded chain teaches fitness classes inspired by martial arts, including cardio kickboxing in six states. Each location upholds a curriculum that blends Chinese and Japanese martial-arts styles—including kenpo and tae kwon do—with modern self-defense strategies, further updating traditional practices by eschewing uniforms and belts for casual workout gear. Having attained certification in teaching kickboxing from the National Association of Professional Martial Artists, Amerikick’s seasoned instructors also each possess black belts in karate, a rank as difficult to attain as the snake charmer’s belt of live cobras.
The "Wizinator" says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Nov 28, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.amerikick.com/index.php
Phoenix
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Flame-grilled flavors of never-frozen meats fill fajitas & burritos made-to-order with unprocessed ingredients & emphasis on farm freshness. Following Baja Fresh’s ethos set in 1990 as a healthy take on fast food, never-frozen meats sizzle atop the grill before they're tucked into made-to-order tacos and burritos. Grilled corn and flour tortillas embrace fish, carnitas, chicken, and steak, and smoky queso fundido sidles onto nachos and into burritos. Between bites, chips scoop up salsa made from farm-fresh produce rather than poured out of a can or fabricated in a space-age replicator. A complimentary salsa bar ensures no mouthful goes unspiced, and guests can scoop up their favorites as they await their dine-in, takeout, or catering orders.
Peter C., Yelp, 7/8/11 says "Fresh ingredients, no lard, no freezers, no MSG. Clean store with an enthusiastic staff. "
Buyers should note Expires May 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bajafresh.com/
Piedmont-Triad
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Views from 7th story complement refined region eats including North Carolina flounder, shrimp & grits, Angus steaks & sweet desserts. The chefs at Deacon Tower Grille whip up sophisticated regional fare to be enjoyed with seventh-story views of Wake Forest's BB&T Field. They bathe local flounder in orange-basil butter and add the savory flavor of country ham to their shrimp and grits and scallop entrees. Their hearty Angus steaks sate refined appetites better than origami swan steaks, and decadent desserts such as house lemon pound cake sweetly seal the meal.
OpenTable Diner, 3/7/12 says "One of our favorite places to dine. White table cloths, fresh flowers, and quiet in the evenings. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 3, 2012
Pittsburgh
Only $39 means 57% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Teams of uniformed technicians free decks of mold, mildew & algae with pressure washing before applying protective wood stains. Knowing the importance of having technicians who are as trustworthy as they are knowledgeable, Quick-Kleen's hiring process features extensive background checks and a 15-day in-the-field training program. To ensure that each job progresses quickly and efficiently, Quick-Kleen always sends out teams of two to three technicians and makes them listen to techno music while they work.
Patty A., Customer Testimonial says "I liked the quick and friendly service of Quick-Kleen. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://quick-kleen.com/
Portland
Only $2999 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. After an exam with x-rays and mouth impressions, Dr. Bailey straightens crooked chompers with clear, removable aligners in 6–18 months. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–18 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. While being fitted for their aligners, patients can enjoy a few minutes of self-contemplation while relaxing in a comfortable chair, or they can catch their favorite program on the TV provide in each patient room.
ptownyeah, Citysearch, 3/2/11 says "Great!. I am generally very uncomfortable with dentists, but Lance and his staff made me feel welcome and relaxed "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.downtowndentalcare.com/
Portland-Me
Only $145 means 38% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Jumpers undergo 6 hours of training before jumping from 3,000 feet and navigating solo to the ground during 5-minute descents. Having operated out of the Pittsfield Municipal Airport for nearly two decades, the certified instructors of Central Maine Skydiving have completed over 10,000 collective jumps as USPA-certified educators. Instructors guide tender-footed jumpers through tandem and static line jumps, and offer solo flights to seasoned free-fallers and direct descendants of Icarus.
Central Maine Skydiving says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Providence
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Italian classics such as pasta, chicken marsala & veal served amid Persian rugs & candle-strewn chandeliers. From the road, Spirito’s Restaurant looks like a welcoming Victorian manse, with white siding, a gabled roof, and a covered, wraparound porch. Indoors, furnishings such as candle-strewn chandeliers, enormous Persian rugs, and mahogany wall paneling create a luxurious ambiance. White tablecloths host plates of traditional Italian pasta, chicken, and fish and veal entrees in subtle wine sauces. Glass stems can globetrot through an international wine list offering more than 20 wines by the glass and another 20 by the bottle. Spirito's also caters events with buffets, to-go trays, and elegant brunch spreads.
Chris J., Yelp, 6/16/11 says "We were seated right away at a quiet, corner table. The service and food were excellent. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Raleigh-Durham
Only $20 means 81% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Mechanics meticulously check coolant levels, air filters & air conditioners before rotating tires & performing diagnostic services. Sam Meineke opened his three-bay muffler shop in 1972 with a single product line, and, through time, he and his successors have expanded the business into a complete automotive car-care center. Today, nearly 900 franchise owners operate their locations around the globe, still standing on the firm foundation of Sam's ideals of nursing vehicles back to health at fair prices. Meineke's mechanics perform an array of services, keeping rides running in showroom condition with tune-ups, 23-point inspections, tire rotations, and deep-tissue windshield massages.
Mike, Google Places, 9/2/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.meineke.com/
Reno
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Infrared heat aids in detoxification & healing of muscles while Reiki practitioner stimulates healing energy by placing hands on chakras. Essential Kneads Wellness Spa Inc.’s owner and proprietor, Billie Jo Stokes, first learned the subtle arts of holistic healing from her Aunt Donna. Aunt Donna’s teachings opened the door to what would become Billie Jo’s life calling: to help clients heal with therapies such as Reiki and without the use of drugs or invasive medical therapies. She welcomes her clients into a realm of relaxation, where an Oriental motif of wall-hung fans and bedspreads combines with abundant plant life, wooden fixtures, and soft rugs. In these spaces, Billie Jo helps clients completely let go of the outside world and all of the anxieties and humanoid robots from the future that reside there.
This guy I know says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: https://www.essentialkneads.info/
Richmond
Only $52 means 60% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Chinese medicine incorporates acupuncture, cupping & moxibustion; naturopathic consultation focuses on diet & homeopathy. A dual-modality health-care clinic, Hawthorne Healing Arts integrates the naturopathic remedies of Craig T. Fasullo, ND, and the Chinese medicine of Maegan N. Hodge, LAc. Together, they develop programs of treatment aimed to restore patients to the peak of health⎯a state that goes beyond the lack of disease to an ebullient state of well being and immunity toward falling over. Through naturopathic medicine, Fasullo aims to reinforce the body's self-sufficiency with homeopathic treatments and nutritional counseling. Hodge, meanwhile, draws from broad training in herbalism and acupuncture to address a long list of ailments, from allergies to chronic pain.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.hawthornehealingarts.com/
Rio-Grande-Valley
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss' FAQ page.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Roanoke
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Intimate restaurant blends local ingredients with international flair in tapas & entrees that complement a funky, eclectic interior. The chefs at Bull Branch marry local and international ingredients in a menu of salads, shareable tapas, and entrees that strikes a balance between succinct and eclectic. Served in a intimately lit Bohemian setting that The Washington Post describes as "that perfect blend of casual and sophisticated, elegant and honky-tonk," dishes such as hummus, curries, and pulled pork harness the flavors of the Mediterranean and Middle East, Southeast Asia, and down-home America. Occasional live music in the evenings complements the pan-continental cuisine, as does a serving staff of UN delegates who, upon request, sprinkle borders of salt and pepper to delineate your entree and sides.
Pamela Redmond Satran, Washington Post, 5/15/09 says "Bull Branch is perfect for either a date or dinner/drinks out with friends. Great food, unique dishes. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Rochester
Only $35 means 55% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Mani-pedi with exfoliating scrub and relaxing massage, plus one bottle of OPI nail polish to take home. The aesthetically gifted team at Millennium Hair Studio and Spa beautifies bodies from head to toe in a fun, casual environment. Haircuts and other styling treatments turn grown-out strands into well-kept tresses, and waxing services remove hair quickly to leave behind smoother skin surfaces. The staff also gussies up fingers with detailed gel manicures, which protect nails from damaging elements and beauty-hating dishwater for up to 14 days.
J Timbo says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Rockford
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Day-long access to 60,000 sq. ft. indoor waterpark's four-story slides, tubing river & activity-stocked play-island areas. Contained entirely inside a 60,000-square-foot arena, CoCo Key Water Resort keeps its air temperature at a constant 84 degrees to complement its tropical-themed attractions. A trio of four-story waterslides dares bare feet forward, before the calm waters of the winding Coconut Grove Adventure River calmly buoy them. Parrot's Perch interactive play island and Coral Reef Cavern activity pool reel in splashers with an interactive hanging net and a tipping bucket, eschewing less popular activities, such as maritime trade negotiations. Guests can also pursue ample on-land activities in an indoor-outdoor spa or navigate 10,000 square feet of prize games at the Key Quest Arcade. In an effort to lessen energy consumption, visitors must bring their own towels, though staffers organize and provide supplies for children's birthday parties.
CoCo Key Water Resort says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
Sacramento
Only $19 means 63% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Sunday digest of news, editorials & special-interest pieces that form 155-year-old newspaper awarded five Pulitzer Prizes. "The object of this newspaper is not only independence, but permanence," said the 1857 inaugural edition of The Sacramento Bee, whose reputation for local, regional, and investigative reporting transcends its delicate reams of newsprint. Scoopy, an affable mascot designed by Walt Disney in the 1940's, brings a cheery face to the daily paper, whose Pulitzer Prize-winning pages teem with state headlines, entertainment news, and in-depth political coverage explained through a series of cryptoquotes. The Bee's online wing houses breaking headlines and full-length stories alongside The Swarm, where editorial-board members engage with readers through posts and live chats, exploring topics from city parking to state and federal legislation. Subscriptions to The Sacramento Bee are available in paper, electronic, and telekinetic formats.
The Sacramento Bee says "Sacramento Coupons & Deals"
Buyers should note Expires May 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sacbee.com/
Salem-Or
Only $8 means 53% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! National service helps consumers find high-quality pros, such as doctors & mechanics, with live support & certified data-collection process. Tech-savvy perks such as a mobile app, buying and selling access in a digital marketplace, and live call-center support (available six days a week) keep consumers in the net-based know. Additionally, the included monthly Angie's List Magazine provides helpful tips to readers, with articles covering topics such as in-home etiquette for visiting contractors and the key differences between doctors and mad scientists.
The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.angieslist.com/
Salt-Lake-City
Only $25 means 72% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed muscle-melters soothe tight tendons & reduce stress with 60-minute massages at clinics, wellness centers & health spas. OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
San-Antonio
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Shops lined with 8,000+ styles of beads, metallic charms, wire & other essentials provision crafters for at-home projects or jewelry classes. The experienced crafters at Beading2Go curate a collection of more than 8,000 styles of beads, semiprecious stones, metallic charms, and the supplies to finish each project. Guests can dive into cascades of colorful strands, eyeball sterling-silver earrings, or scoop up handfuls of czech crystals and birthstones. The staff members lean on their love of making jewelry to help the uninitiated to get comfortable with the hobby, and jewelry-making classes help crafters of every skill level to string together eye-catching statement necklaces, elegantly understated bracelets, and tastefully bedazzled lassos.
The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.beading2go.com/
San-Diego
Only $25 means 62% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Certified guides take groups on rental kayaks through La Jolla's original seven sea caves. Amid the gently surging surf of La Jolla's beaches, OEX La Jolla's 12 guides and dive-masters lead guests over and under waves to encounter native sea life, learn specialized watersports, and explore stunning coastal vistas. The beachside brick-and-mortar shop rents and sells kayaks, standup paddleboards, snorkeling, and scuba-diving equipment to beach-goers and fish that never learned to swim. The rentals often come with the services of an experienced guide or trainer to lead explorations of coastal sea caves or interactions with the wild diversity of marine animals in the area, from harbor seals to gray whales.
Daniel N., Yelp, 2/12/12 says "Amazing staff, friendly people who love to give people a great guided tour. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
San-Francisco
Only $185 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Seasoned boat captains teach four students to steer, raise sails & navigate Santana 22 keelboat safely. Spinnaker Sailing’s crew helps people to experience the San Francisco Bay providing lessons, yacht and sailboat charters, and fractional- sailing boat-sharing memberships. During lessons, staffers challenge students to turn theory into hands-on action, using American Sailing Association guidelines to transform landlubbers into landlubbers who can sail. For those who prefer to outsource steering, Spinnaker Sailing’s captains load up to six passengers for private cruises aboard skippered 30- to 50-foot yachts. Parties can request to sail around Angel Island or stop in at Sam’s in Tiburon to grab drinks or dinner. Meanwhile, Spinnaker Fractional members share luxury Beneteau boats, indulging in the benefits of boat ownership without being bogged down with the cost of insurance, fees, and vessel upkeep.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.spinnaker-sailing.com/
San-Jose
Only $175 means 56% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Sailing instructors affiliated with American Sailing Association mix theoretical & hands-on training during two-day course. In addition to helping sailors obtain ASA certifications, Spinnaker Sailing oversees a sailing club, as well as coordinate local charters, skippered cruises, and sailing vacations to storied destinations such as Tahiti and Valhalla. The fleet, which includes 22- to 50-foot yachts, launches into the waters of San Francisco bay from Redwood City Marina.
Nushie N., Yelp, 6/19/11 says "Spinnaker Sailing"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Santa-Barbara
Only $39 means 81% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Personal trainer leads 45-minute cardio intervals, core training & agility drills against scenic outdoor backdrops. Zack's 45-minute boot-camp classes blend his affinity for endurance running with core workouts and fast-paced cardio intervals. Set against Santa Barbara's outdoor backdrops, each session sends patrons jogging through picturesque scenery rather than a billowing cloud of treadmill exhaust.
J Timbo says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zackbertges.com/
Santa-Cruz
Only $34 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Aestheticians conjure glowing complexions with massage, mask & toner using Dermalogica products customized to each client's skin type. Owner, aesthetician, and skincare devotee Brandi Colton oversees Capricious Skin Care's staff of beauty pros, whose areas of expertise run the gamut of skin pharmaceuticals, cosmetics, facials, and waxing. Bathed in light from a sparkling chandelier, customers rise from the lobby's zebra-print chairs as staffers lead them to private treatment rooms, where soft lighting and fresh flowers inject an air of tranquility into each facial, chemical peel, and massage. For the uninitiated, the free skin bar lets customers befriend their own skin therapist, who will perform a face analysis and dole out free samples of AcquaCures and Dermalogica products as heaps of steaming towels serve to open pores and perfectly cook clients made of broccoli.
Chers S., Yelp, 2/26/12 says "Very personable staff, and I left with smooth, extra hydrated skin which lasted well beyond the next time I washed my face "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.capriciousspa.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Naturalists lead bike tours & hikes on flat paths through nature-rich wildlife refuge to Ibis Pond, where alligators & herons congregate. An armada of sea kayaks quietly slices through the sparkling waters of Broad Creek, suddenly interrupted by the playful splashes of two bottlenose dolphins sidling up to the fleet. As the people in the kayaks erupt into squeals of glee, one of Water Dog Outfitters’ seasoned guides launches into an impromptu lesson explaining dolphin behaviors and why they’ve alighted upon the kayaks. This awe-inspiring interaction is the reason Water Dog Outfitters was founded in 1998, and today its knowledgeable staff continue to lead engaging, history-laced tours around Hilton Head Island, Pinckney Island, and the surrounding lowlands. While the company’s focus remains on maritime exploits along local rivers and impressive puddles, Water Dog’s cadre of naturalists also returns to terra firma to lead bicycle tours and hikes for explorers of all ages and abilities.
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.waterdogoutfitter.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Naturalists lead bike tours & hikes on flat paths through nature-rich wildlife refuge to Ibis Pond, where alligators & herons congregate. An armada of sea kayaks quietly slices through the sparkling waters of Broad Creek, suddenly interrupted by the playful splashes of two bottlenose dolphins sidling up to the fleet. As the people in the kayaks erupt into squeals of glee, one of Water Dog Outfitters’ seasoned guides launches into an impromptu lesson explaining dolphin behaviors and why they’ve alighted upon the kayaks. This awe-inspiring interaction is the reason Water Dog Outfitters was founded in 1998, and today its knowledgeable staff continue to lead engaging, history-laced tours around Hilton Head Island, Pinckney Island, and the surrounding lowlands. While the company’s focus remains on maritime exploits along local rivers and impressive puddles, Water Dog’s cadre of naturalists also returns to terra firma to lead bicycle tours and hikes for explorers of all ages and abilities.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.waterdogoutfitter.com/
Seattle
Only $99 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Spa days lavish paired or solo clients with nourishing body polishes, variety of massages, custom facials, cellulite therapy & chocolate. Inside the opulent Fairmont Olympic Hotel, Penelope & The Beauty Bar’s team of multitalented technicians commandeer a full-body menu of traditional and med-spa treatments. From microcurrent technology to marine extracts, the staff wields effective regimens to smooth silhouettes plagued by blemishes, cellulite, or stuck-on ball gowns. Alongside each treatment's regular rates stands discounted member pricing, which avails itself to customers with the purchase of annual memberships that also include access to special promotions throughout the year.
Alanna M., Yelp, 3/7/12 says "you definitely get the feeling that the decor is inspired by European elegance—a match, of course, for the hushed, Old World glamor of the Fairmont "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thebeautybarseattle.com/
Shreveport-Bossier
Only $399 means 64% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Firm or plush memory-foam mattress contours to bodies & washable cotton-velour cover adds to coziness & blocks bacteria & allergens. Nature’s Sleep pledges a strong allegiance to the environment, engineering bedroom gear that offers tempting respite without a dependence on fossil fuels or a titan-size carbon footprint. The nap technicians pair their eco-consciousness with a deep concern for human health, wrapping most of their pillows and mattresses in covers that shield against bacteria, allergens, dust, and recurring dreams about Orson Welles. In addition to mattresses, the shop outfits chambers with mattress frames, box springs, and hospital-grade biodegradable bed and bathroom linens.
Nature's Sleep says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://naturessleep.com/
Sioux-Falls
Only $105 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Comfy hotel near Mount Rushmore, scenic 1880 Train ride & other Black Hills attractions. Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.
Harriet_TA, TripAdvisor, 9/23/2011 says "Staff are very friendly and helpful. Breakfast is very good and the coffee is excellent. Highly recommend. "
Buyers should note Expiration varies
South-Bend
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Two cleaners descend upon homes to make them sparkle in two-hour sessions, using eco-friendly and allergy-friendly products upon request.. In 2011, Rachel and Deha gave up their professional careers and founded Cousins Custom Cleaning with the goal of tailoring meticulous, reliable cleaning and organizing services to meet each of their customer’s needs. Cousins’ bonded, licensed, and insured cleaners scrub floors by hand, eschewing mops, which can spread dirt or duplicate uncontrollably and form an army without the care of an experienced sorcerer's apprentice. Customers can ask the cleaning duo to make their homes or offices shine with eco-friendly and allergy-friendly products, and residential customers can choose between an hourly rate for a one-time appointment and a flat rate for recurring services. Committed to giving back to their community, Rachel and Deha support the American Cancer Society and offer special discounts to cancer survivors and customers caring for people with special needs.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Spokane-Coeur-Dalene
Only $99 means 81% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Licensed aesthetician eradicates unwanted hair from one of five sites with gentle pulses from Candela GentleLase laser. Inland Empire Dermatology's board-certified dermatologist Dr. Paul Ross and his hand-selected aestheticians, Sarah and Tina, help clients feel at ease during personalized medical and aesthetic skincare treatments. No matter the client's age, Dr. Ross aims to diagnose skin cancer early using a dermoscopy technique to examine each mole and pigmented lesion tagging the client's body or growing at the place where their body meets their shadow. Since joining the Inland family more than six years ago, aesthetician Sarah has shown an aptitude for revitalizing complexions using advanced technology, including a trio of lasers—Iridex Diolite 532 and Candela's GentleLase and Smoothbeam—which gently whisk away unwanted pigmentation, hair, and acne. Tina boasts more than 20 years of experience, dolling up visages with expert makeup applications utilizing Jane Iredale cosmetics. Those unsure about their current skincare routine can tote in their epidermis-enhancing products, and Sarah will give them an honest evaluation and suggest products that can better benefit their skin, which could include the Clarisonic brushes, NeoStrata products, and Vivité Revitalizing Eye Cream lining the office's shelves.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 28, 2012
Springfield-Ma
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Chefs at historical, Austria-inspired inn rustle up filet mignon & beef stroganoff using fresh, local seafood & beef products. Listed on the National Historic Register of Historic Places, Vienna Restaurant and Historic Inn boasts Italianate Revival architecture with 12-foot ceilings and a Mansard-style roof. Two-hundred-year-old copper beech trees ward off hot sunrays on the outdoor patio, and a dwarf japanese maple tree on the front porch hovers over shoulders to catch a glimpse of the day's paper. On cool nights, an outdoor patio fireplace warms guests. The hotel portion of the building comprises five two-room guest suites, each with unique decorations.
Vianna K., Yelp, 9/27/11 says "This restaurant wants you to enjoy their food and relaxed atmosphere. "
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.thevienna.com/
Springfield-Mo
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Affable & knowledgeable staff fosters clean, friendly environment where trigger pullers can hone firearm know-how safely & responsibly. A 5-Star Gun Range, the Sound of Freedom USA’s knowledgeable staff fosters a clean, friendly environment wherein trigger pullers can hone firearm know-how safely and responsibly. Pairs practice sharp shooting and Elmer Fudd impersonations during a one-day unlimited rental of two shooting lanes. Alternatively, a shooting range package enables tandem gunners to share the cylinder emptying duties of one rented gun. Guests receive 50 rounds of ammunition as well as ear and eye protection to save the senses from loud blasts. Four printed silhouette targets enable patrons to eliminate paper-based foes without the hassles of bringing a shredder to the gun range.
Nathan, Google Places, 1/25/11 says "The Sound of Freedom USA"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sof-usa.com/
Stlouis
Only $15 means 69% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. UV tanning beds and sunless Mystic sprays cast bronze shades across bodies in highly sanitized tanning salons. A knowledgeable staff maintains each bright, highly sanitized environment and stocks shelves with Australian Gold, Swedish Beauty, and Designer Skin tanning products. The Tan Company also fashions UV-free tans with Mystic Tan standup booths that evenly spritz bodies with a paraben-free DHA solution infused with aloe vera.
GAsunshine, Google Places, 10/9/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thetanco.com/
Stockton
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Chefs follow family recipes as they stuff flautas with shredded meat, roll sizeable burritos & prepare house-made menudo on weekends. The chefs at Larry Arroyo's Mexican Cafe have followed family recipes for the entirety of the restaurant’s 27-year history, relying on cross-generational wisdom to craft Guanajuato-inspired dishes such as deep-fried potato tacos and chili rellenos smothered in red sauce. Stuffed with your choice of seasoned meat, Rancho Grande burritos celebrate the colors of Mexico’s flag with their juicy red tomatoes and sides of guacamole and sour cream. A selection of beer and wine complements the cavalcade of menu items. On Saturday and Sunday, steaming bowls of menudo soup rekindle warm memories of family dinners and youthful pranks of dumping chili powder into the local rec pool.
Greg J., Yelp, 2/20/10 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Syracuse
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Haddock, shrimp & scallops fill plates during dinner-hour fish fry & pancakes, omelets & burgers sate daytime appetites. The cooks at The Stagecoach Cafe plate up a full menu of classic diner fare for breakfast and lunch, then fry fish on Thursday and Friday evenings. Eggs, pancakes, and biscuits with gravy appease bellies in the morning, and a wide variety of burgers and grilled sandwiches can be worn as warm earmuffs at lunchtime. In addition to seafood selections, the dinner hour also boasts down-home entrees such as meatloaf, mac 'n' cheese, and New York strip steak.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Tallahassee
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Swedish massage relaxes soft tissue and calms stress and spa packages complement chair massages and facials with wine and snacks.. In the flickering light of pillar candles, Gifted Hands Massage Therapy's Chris Thorpe reveals his specialty in health through relaxation. Thorpe trained in 12 modalities that include medical and infant massage, which enables him to deftly respond to stress trauma from chronic anxiety or the shock of causing a Hot Wheels car accident. Through the studio's décor he has distilled the serene balance of Japanese design. On the far wall of one of two private chambers, a tall wooden console exhibits a paper lantern, a flowering orchid, and a stone Buddha statue among a collection of simple artistic objects, all quietly inviting patrons to enjoy peaceful contemplation.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://giftedhandstherapy.net/
Tampa-Bay-Area
Only $89 means 73% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Medical staff takes aim at sun spots, fine lines & minor skin damage with nonsurgical intense pulsed light (IPL) or Fraxel laser beams. With a full-time physician on hand and a slew of beautifying treatments, Nu Image Med Spa Tampa brings medical expertise into a spa-like environment. Expertly aimed laser beams take on multiple tasks, alternately nipping hair follicles in the bud or restoring aging skin to youthful opulence. FDA–approved injectable such as Restylane and Botox ward off wrinkles and lift sagging countenances. Topical treatments such as chemical peels or microdermabrasion reduce signs of aging by sloughing off dull outer layers and unveiling new, fresh skin. Nu Image Med Spa Tampa's practitioners hire private detectives to keep tabs on the beauty industry's latest research and accept only the most effective skincare products by companies such as Obagi and Skin Medica for use in conjunction with beauty treatments.
JJ, Yahoo! Local, 9/30/10 says "Nu Image Med Spa Tampa"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.nuimagetampa.com/
Toledo
Only $27 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Nine-hour cruise grants guests plenty of time to explore Kelleys Island & Put-in-Bay. Every summer, the double-decker Good Time I forges connections between mainland Ohioans and their island-dwelling neighbors to the north. En route to Put-in-Bay and Kelleys Island, captains divulge each island’s history and point out popular attractions such as Marblehead Lighthouse and their reflections in the water. To further prime passengers for island revelry, the Good Time I’s weekend tours regale guests with live DJs and mixed drinks.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.goodtimeboat.com/
Topeka-Lawrence
Only $39 means 63% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Specialist assesses health and recommends lifestyle adjustments and strategies, and footbath reduces tissue-acid wastes within body. Abundant Life Health Center's owner and naturopath Jane Tetuan champions natural solutions to her clients' health concerns with holistic services such as toxin-ousting footbaths, massage therapy, and wellness assessments. Visitors can report to Jane for a full-body health consultation and assessment, in which clients enumerate any ailments or chronic pain sources. Jane then charts a regimen of holistic prevention and treatment strategies, which may include nutrition planning and a body scan that reveals trapped, unrealized yawns.
"The d bag from Metalica says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Tucson
Only $27 means 56% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Beef & lamb gyros, béchamel-draped moussaka & flambéed saganaki cheese served as eyes feast on fire breathers & Greek folk dancers. My Big Fat Greek Restaurant showcases Greek culture with a menu of authentic Greek fare and colorful pageantry from live performers. Servers ignite imported saganaki and sautéed feta tableside, sealing the gooey cheese in a crispy crust and inspiring a capella choruses of "ooh" and "ahh." Chefs carve juicy hunks of beef and lamb off the rotisserie and arrange them alongside roasted potatoes on the gyro platter, while the moussaka's layers of eggplant and ground beef tower above plates in a cape of creamy béchamel. On busy evenings, fire blowers and traditional Greek dancers distract diners long enough to grab the last bites of homemade flambé baklava or chocolate mousse off unattended plates.
Tom D., Yelp , 11/8/11 says "I got the felafel pita, which was the best I've ever had -- creamy inside, crispy outside, great hummus, and the Greek salad side was great. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://eatmoregreek.com/
Tulsa
Only $4 means 56% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Attendants oversee proper function of all wash mechanisms during hot water wash and spot-free rinse. For more than three decades, Clear Water Car Wash, LLC has empowered patrons with the choice of automatic or self-serve washes with full access to cleaning products and eco-friendly services. Automatic washes spout spotless rinses for the car and gluten-free snacks for the overseeing attendant. After cars go through the gauntlet of dirt defeaters, drivers augment outer shines with self-serve options including car-care vending machines and dual-motor vacuums.m]]
The "Wizinator" says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.clearwatertulsa.com/
Ventura-County
Only $99 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Licensed-and-bonded cleaning crews spruce up disheveled residences based on customer specifications, needs, and schedules.. For more than 15 years, Elite House Cleaning's licensed-and-bonded crews have been sprucing up disheveled residences with meticulous cleaning services. Technicians tailor services to accommodate customers' cleaning needs, schedules, and fondness for eating barbecue on white upholstery. In addition to providing standard cleaning services, such as dusting, sweeping, and sanitizing, the versatile maids can extend their expertise in ironing, laundry, and daily personal assisting.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.elitehousecleaning.net/
Washington-Dc
Only $25 means 67% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Expert panel assembled by industry insider John Davis handpicks selection of high-quality wines at affordable prices. Despite its staff's legendary pickiness, Wine Insiders stocks a variety of red and white wines, including pinot noirs, pinot grigios, rieslings, and cabernet sauvignons, with informative descriptions of each. Sippers can tipple 2010 Tied Knot riesling, a delicate balance of meyer lemon and peach ($14.99), or swish Stone Briar classic red ($9.99), whose fruity aromas play well with steak and lamb. For a more targeted crash course in Bacchic beverages, patrons can sample a dozen themed bottles in a wine assortment ($119.88+), such as California Whites, Cab Crazy, and the anybody's-guess Mystery. All assortments can include wines that retail for more than $20 a bottle and will ship for just one shiny penny, sparing frequent hosts from scavenging through confusing specialty shops and cavernous mega marts, or building an enormous steel drilling rig in a misguided effort to draw wine from the bowels of the earth.
Poohbrr, BizRate, 3/11/11 says "I purchased the mystery collection and so far have found the wines flavorful, delicate and highly popular to guests and as gifts. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wineinsiders.com/
Westchester-County
Only $149 means 60% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Q-Clear lasers target nail fungus in one or two feet.. Podiatrist Jay Mermelstein, D.P.M., who began caring for feet and ankles in 1989, diagnoses and treats pedal problems and rehabilitates patients under one roof. Working alongside an experienced staff, he addresses issues ranging from sprains to diabetes-related complications to Achilles tendonitis and ingrown toenails. Advanced diagnostic tools such as x-rays and ultrasounds work in tandem with treatments such as laser therapy, radio wave surgery, and whirlpool therapy. Dr. Mermelstein empowers patients to make informed decisions about their healthcare with extensive educational resources that demystify sports injuries, nail problems, and heel vulnerability in swift-footed Greeks. Same-day appointments are available.
"Nickleback says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.jaymermelstein.com/
Wichita
Only $75 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Trained techs apply high-performance tints from brands such as 3M and Llumar to car windows, preserving upholstery by filtering UV rays.. One of the country’s foremost high-tech automotive-accessory and window-tinting companies, Alta Mere has found that its success stems from satisfied customers. Trained technicians can install alarms and remote starters, and tint windows to protect upholsteries from damaging UV rays and feral flashlights. Consult Alta Mere's FAQ page to see if tinting is a good fit for your vehicle.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://my.altamere.com/wichita/
Wilmington-Newark
Only $29 means 67% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? HVAC-industry veteran preps climate-control equipment for changing seasons. Dean Altemus has spent more than 23 years repairing and installing HVAC equipment with meticulous attention to detail and the past 10 years teaching the art to industry initiates. Much like a ceiling fan made from compressed potpourri, he specializes in balancing indoor climates and improving air quality with energy-efficient equipment. From air conditioners and gas furnaces to air-filtration systems, he installs Energy Star–rated products from respected manufacturers, and expresses his commitment to energy-efficient services by boasting certification with Energy Star and Green Advantage.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://altimateair.net/
Worcester
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Chefs at historical, Austria-inspired inn rustle up filet mignon & beef stroganoff using fresh, local seafood & beef products. Listed on the National Historic Register of Historic Places, Vienna Restaurant and Historic Inn boasts Italianate Revival architecture with 12-foot ceilings and a Mansard-style roof. Two-hundred-year-old copper beech trees ward off hot sunrays on the outdoor patio, and a dwarf japanese maple tree on the front porch hovers over shoulders to catch a glimpse of the day's paper. On cool nights, an outdoor patio fireplace warms guests. The hotel portion of the building comprises five two-room guest suites, each with unique decorations.
Vianna K., Yelp, 9/27/11 says "This restaurant wants you to enjoy their food and relaxed atmosphere. "
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.thevienna.com/
Youngstown
Only $10 means 90% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Touchscreen smartphones powered by Android platform navigate the web, stream videos & manage email. View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://gr.pn/FOkuOl

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