Saturday, March 24, 2012

March 24, 2012 Deals!

Akron-Canton
Only $15 means 90% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Instructors lead one-hour sessions of high-intensity cardio, plyometrics, weight-training & gymnastics regimens to strengthen & condition. Amid the fitness equipment of Advanced Performance CrossFit’s no-frills facility, CrossFit Level 1-certified instructors captain a high-intensity athletic training program used by police academies, military operation units, and hundreds of professional athletes around the globe. The innovative system strives to propel participants toward 10 core fitness domains—endurance, stamina, strength, flexibility, power, speed, coordination, agility, balance, and accuracy. The key ingredient to this effort is functional movement. In the company of a community of fellow fitness pursuers, students undergo varied regimens. These might incorporate cardio, plyometrics, and gymnastics, and they all take place under the watch of expert instructors and their team of assistants. Trainers can alter each workout to best suit a student’s wellness goals and level of fitness, while working around restrictive issues such as injuries and cement socks.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Albany-Capital-Region
Only $22 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Elementary teachers work closely with campers as they sing songs, play games, read books & cool off with water games. Their enterprise with TSL Adventures began with summer programming that educated and entertained children with community-focused classes and team-building skills. During the camp, kids sing songs, conduct science experiments, and splash around in pools on swimming trips. Teachers work closely with kids throughout the whole day, which is broken into a clear, detailed schedule for parental perusal every Monday. TSL Adventure's summer programming has now expanded to include afterschool care and early-childhood education with diverse age-integrated and age-separated activities.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tsladventures.net/
Albany-Ga
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Custom stationery & monogram-emblazoned iPhone cases, luggage tags & other accessories render gifts more personal. With more than 15,000 items from which to choose, Paper Concierge imprints an extensive library of colorful occasional stationery and household accessories with stylish monograms, adding personal flair to gifts and correspondences. In total, Paper Concierge customizes more than 15 categories of household items, helping customers add unique flair to interior design or monogram their favorite staple remover. Available for any number of important occasions, such as celebrating the birth of a child, inviting friends to a wedding, or announcing the arrival of a new box of personalized stationery, cards and letters ($0.75+ each) can be printed with custom messages and images in runs of as few as 15. The staff also graces preferred methods of 21st-century communication with individual touches in the form of monogrammed iPad ($39.95+) and iPhone ($49.95+) cases, which protect personal repositories of email and other digital exchanges in their well-cushioned shell. Or, emblazon initials across mousepads, cutting boards, or tote bags.
Robocop says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.paperconcierge.com/
Albuquerque
Only $35 means 59% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Certified doctors assuage numerous maladies with disposable thin needles & guide clients through online weight-loss program. Licensed acupuncturists Dr. Abbey Theroux, Dr. Erin Keetso, and Dr. Jacqui Nelson strive to cultivate healthy, svelte physiques with the help of Chinese and Eastern medicine. Expertly executed acupuncture treatments aim to chase a medley of mental and physical maladies, and both doctors share their extensive knowledge of the technique during frequent, informative community lectures. The trio also bolsters wellness with online weight-loss programs and hormone-balance tests, and both women are certified doulas, trained to guide soon-to-be mothers through pregnancy and childbirth.
Google Places Reviewer, Google Places, 11/1/11 says "I am amazed how after one visit with her how much relief I felt. I went in again today for a follow up and feel terrific. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Allentown-Reading
Only $15 means 75% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Level 2 tanning beds bronze skin with focused UV rays; VersaSpa spray-tanning booths bestow instant color and hydration. Salon Bronze bestows customers with a sun-kissed glow in light-letting tanning beds and VersaSpa spray-tanning booths. The salon’s staff meticulously cleans and inspects their traditional and stand-up UV tanning booths' lights, changing bulbs regularly to ensure that each tan achieves the rich, bronze hue of a deep-fried Golden Gate Bridge. The stand-up VersaSpa spray-tanning booth imbues skin with a coppery glow in minutes. After selecting up to three solutions—a pretan pH balancer, a customized bronzer, and a postsun hydrator—clients step into the booth and succumb to a soothing mist spritzed directly onto the skin.
Salon Bronze says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.salonbronze.com/
Amarillo
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Licensed therapists help relieve muscle pain & stress with deep kneading or long, flowing strokes. The muscle manipulators at Therapeutic Massage Techniques choreograph a finger dance across aching backs and stressed shoulders to help relieve muscle pain and tightness. Throughout each deep-tissue session, clients admire a prime view of the floor and their therapist’s clogging skills as certified hands hypnotize backs with deep kneading that aims to soothe pain and unbundle corporeal knots. Alternatively, relaxers can opt for the long and flowing strokes of a Swedish massage, which melts away tenderness like reciting the Geneva Convention in lieu of marriage vows. To ensure the most enjoyable and beneficial massage, therapists encourage clients to give feedback about their specific pains and pressure preferences throughout each treatment.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Anchorage
Only $65 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Experienced guides lead three-hour, full-day & overnight guided tours through the wilds of Tonsina Beach, Caines Head & Resurrection Bay. Relaxing and adventurous activities complement Miller's scenic landscapes, with local experts leading boat tours and chartering fishing expeditions. Horseback tours trek across secluded terrain, whereas sea-kayak classes float in the shadow of snow and whipped-cream-capped mountains.
kirbzillasz112, TripAdvisor, 8/24/11 says "If you want an outdoor experience this is where its at. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Ann-Arbor
Only $449 means 64% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Mobile photo booth captures candid snapshots & offers unlimited prints to guests at weddings, parties & corporate events. Motor City Photo Booth’s memory-preserving enclosures capture candid grins and goofy poses at weddings, corporate events, and personal parties. An experienced attendant assembles, tears down, and oversees the photo booth for the duration of the event, assisting guests with challenging tasks such as sorting through the prop box or forming a smile without the use of masking tape. Motor City Photo Booth customizes the proceedings with a throng of upgrades, including a greenscreen that replaces lackluster backgrounds or scene-stealing Eiffel Towers with any high-quality image.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.motorcityphotobooth.com/
Appleton
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Products at this franchise location may vary from Mattress Firm's website.
"Mattress Firm says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirmwi.com/
Asheville
Only $14 means 52% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Two-hour rentals aboard paddleboards or kayaks, or three-hour stints piloting roomy pontoon boats for up to eight people. The turquoise mountains rising out of Lake Lure's waters may have made it onto films such as Dirty Dancing because of their scenic beauty, but they also serve a practical function. “The mountains block out the wind, so you can always find good water,” Lake Lure Adventure Company president Genevieve Helms told Waterski Magazine. With the help of the water-sports rental company, visitors can take advantage of the lake's amiable conditions that are perfect for activities such as kayaking and paddleboarding. Passengers who choose to take guided fishing trips use baited lines to capture mountain trout and bluegill, whose populations are replenished yearly. Instructors certified by USA Water Ski lead waterskiing and wakeboarding expeditions aboard MasterCraft ski boats, and pontoon rentals let visitors take the wheel and pilot one of Lake Lure Adventure Company's roomy boats for a day of leisure.
A Yahoo! Contributor, 10/16/11 says "Very accomodating and friendly staff, great equipment, and stunning lake. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 15, 2012
Athens-Ga
Only $139 means 65% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Team led by experienced designer creates custom schematics, shopping lists & detailed instructions to facilitate DIY redecoration projects. Designer at Home’s experts are always available for in-depth electronic correspondence with clients should they want to modify their room-redecoration plan. Customers can also refer to an online guide for help solving design dilemmas such as where to place a crib or how to modify décor to accommodate a rambunctious chia pet.
ABC News10 feature says "Designer At Home"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://designerathome.com/
Atlanta
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fashion event showcases wares of young designers and artisan jewelers while dishing out complimentary goody bags, cocktails, and makeovers. Girls Night Out Atlanta makes planning a social outing between friends easy with its dozens of fashion, jewelry, and beauty-product displays and samples to peruse. Having started as a published guide to New York City nightlife, Girls Night Out now stages stylish shindigs across the country and has garnered nationwide notice from media outlets—including Bloomberg News—for its ladies-only soirees. Drawing on its roots as a party-planning brain trust, Girls Night Out relies on a talented staff to augment vendor wares with complimentary snacks and cocktails, goody bags, and makeovers. Take a peek at one of Girls Night Out's past events, where, like the locker room at a WNBA game, men are conspicuously absent.
Girls Night Out Atlanta says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expiration varies
Augusta
Only $29 means 82% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. FDA-approved, USA-made carbamide peroxide whitens smiles up to five shades in trays custom molded at home. Premium Home Whitening's kits take trips to the dentist out of smile-brightening equations with FDA-approved gels blanching choppers up to five shades. After a quick brush and floss, patrons drop their mold-and-bite trays into heated water until the plastic becomes as pliable as the lasagna noodles floating beneath them. Ductile tooth helmets press against the upper and lower ridges, custom molding to enamel outlines. After a conservative squirting of USA-made carbamide-peroxide gel, patients insert their impressions into the mouth while clutching the micro LED light between their lips. Sessions last about 30–60 minutes, depending on tooth tolerance, and should take place once or twice daily while watching TV, reading a book, or challenging the cat to competitive staring contests. Gel supplies furnish about seven to nine treatments.
Premium Home Whitening says "Getaways with Expedia: Premium travel at an unbeatable value."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 31, 2013
The Companies Website: http://premiumhomewhitening.com/
Austin
Only $75 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Ford shuttle buses transport up to 15 people to & from pub-crawl locales, wedding receptions & other points of interest. Sixth Street Rides eliminates the need for designated drivers by transporting groups of up to 15 people to Austin hot spots during daytime and evening hours. Professional chauffeurs behind the wheels of Ford E-350 shuttle buses scoop up guests from any north, south, or central Austin location, then safely deliver them to the bars on Sixth Street for bachelor-party fun, the Guadalupe River in New Braunfels for a day of kayaking, or the nearest grocery store to stock up on a true busload of pudding cups.
Bill Gates says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sixthstreetrides.com/
Bakersfield
Only $175 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Photorejuvenation facial uses BBL technology to lessen variety of blemishes on all skin types with no downtime & minimal or no discomfort. They, along with four other physicians and one laser aesthetic nurse, perform treatments from a menu divided into two sections: see better and look better. See better treatments tackle a range of ocular needs, from eye exams for kids and adults to LASIK surgery for patients such as MLB pitcher Colby Lewis. Oculoplastic surgeries populate the look better section, as well as laser cosmetic treatments that decimate hair and signs of age.
"This guy I know says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.empireeyeandlaser.com/
Baltimore
Only $9 means 55% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Artfully decorated cupcakes in 13 flavors such as chocolate peanut butter, red velvet & coconut. Many Mini Cakes specializes in sweet treats of small stature that overcompensate for their size with artful decoration and rich, addictive flavors. Vividly colored green frosting sets the grassy foundation for jungle-theme mini cakes covered in edible faux rivers and fondant animals, and Lego–inspired cupcakes rely on vibrant colored frosting and the signature building blocks to conceal centers of double chocolate or zesty lemon meringue. For those looking for a one-bite treat, cake pops are also available in fun flavor and color combinations, offering all the indulgence of a cupcake with the stick-mounted convenience of a frosting-covered microphone.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.manyminicakes.net/
Baton-Rouge
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Neighborhood toy store packed with educationally oriented products by Lego, Toysmith & Fisher-Price, with items for babies through tweens. Amid shelves lined with curiosity-inspiring playthings, and plenty of areas for concentrated toy testing, owners Aimee and Craig Gremillion can be spotted chatting with customers about their toy needs. The cheerful duo stocks their neighborhood shop, located within Citiplace, with puzzles, workbooks, arts-and-crafts kits, and games that, like scratch 'n' sniff vocabulary tests, encourage children to equate learning and creativity with fun. They rely on trusted toy brands such as Lego, Toysmith, and Fisher-Price and boast complimentary gift-wrapping services as well as complimentary personalization for select products.
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Billings
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires May 2, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Birmingham
Only $49 means 67% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Experienced cleaner lifts stains, soil, and odors from carpets, area rugs, and upholstered furniture. Birmingham native David Kanter, owner of Guarantee Carpet Cleaning and Dye Company, brings more than 30 years of experience to each textile he treats. The business sprouted in New Orleans, where he learned to remove odors from area rugs and restore a carpet’s beauty following water damage and buffalo stampedes. After Hurricane Katrina devastated the community, Kanter moved back to Birmingham, where friends and family welcomed his ability to erase ink, ketchup, and ground-in dirt from their floors and furniture. In addition to cleaning and scotch-guarding, Kanter can dye carpets to match clients' décor.
"This guy I know says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://guaranteecarpetco.com/about
Boise
Only $49 means 67% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed technicians perform exterminations using organically based products. Green Guard’s licensed technicians eliminate bothersome pests using organically based products that are less harmful to pets and children than traditional chemicals. Crews thoroughly inspect each property and consult with homeowners to determine a customized course of action that employs the most effective and least toxic solution available. Instead of dousing the property in chemicals, extermination services seek out and focus on the affected areas. Bed-bug control goes beyond mattresses to halt the infestation at its source. At the conclusion of each treatment, Green Guard technicians discuss maintenance options with the homeowner, which may include regularly scheduled visits or the purchase of a pet anteater.
"Bill Gates says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.greenguardme.com/
Boston
Only $30 means 71% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Kickboxing classes combine boxing & martial arts moves to help tone & trim physiques, while one-on-one training helps refine style & results. Though iLoveKickboxing.com sometimes features discounted prices online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
"R.L. Stein says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ilovekickboxing.com/
Buffalo
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Spring rolls, lemon chicken dinner & honey mustard, barbecue or garlic parmesan buffalo wings for carryout, delivery, or dine-in. Ying's Wings & Every Thing has been a family-owned restaurant since 1988, and ever since its menu has satisfied a diverse range of appetites by presenting international and American favorites. This menu is as long as the line at the last DMV on earth, with cuisine derived from countries all over the world. Originating as a Chinese restaurant, its multitalented chefs soon expanded their repertoire to include specialty pizzas, submarine sandwiches, and hearty half-pound Angus beef burgers, as well as Greek food and tacos. Buckets of their namesake buffalo wings simmer in seven different toppings, such as honey mustard, barbecue, or garlic parmesan, and the restaurant is open until 4 a.m. from Monday to Friday, allowing astronomers to do research while they feast on mozzarella sticks, known by them as breaded mini telescopes.
Charlie, Google Places, 11/3/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://yings.us/
Cedar-Rapids-Iowa-City
Only $28 means 84% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! At-home teeth-whitening kit brightens smiles two to five shades with 30% carbamide peroxide during 15- to 30-minute daily treatments. Platinum Whites’s smile engineers package the same professional whitening solutions used in dental offices into affordable at-home kits. Each kit uses heat-molded trays and water-based gels containing 30% carbamide peroxide to brighten smiles without overdrying teeth or harming sensitive nerves. Gels arrive in an easy-to-use pen applicator, which helps to reduce waste and minimize contact with gums or wax-lip collections.
Richard, Buzzillions, 4/6/09 says "The gel pen is much more convenient than trying to get just the right amount into your trays with the old-school syringe styles. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.platinumwhites.com/
Central-Jersey
Only $24 means 60% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Stylists fashion strands into modern styles with Enjoy haircare products & sun-kissed sets of highlights. As clients lounge in leather-backed chairs, the stylists at Chop Chop Bang Bang trim locks into alternative styles, modern pixie cuts, and long layers that garner second and third looks from passersby. Using color as an antidote to everyday 'dos, the stylists are known for their use of strategic pops of sun-kissed highlights or bold hues, which can include bright blues and fuchsias. Each professional's cache of tools includes Enjoy haircare products and Bio Ionic brushes and flat irons, which the salon also sells for at-home or at-jury-duty styling on the go.
"Chop Chop Bang Bang says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.chopchopbangbang.com/
Charleston
Only $59 means 58% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Experienced staffers vacuum, dust & sanitize homes during two-hour sessions. Southeast Home Cleaners specializes in residential grime busting, deploying one or more experienced staffers to houses, apartments, churches, and vacation rentals. After outlining a cleaning regimen that meets the residence's specific needs, the professionals tackle dirt with dusters, vacuums, and sanitizing products, leaving behind a space as spotless as an undercover dalmatian. They also use green cleaning products on request.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Charlotte
Only $6 means 65% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Carolina Hurricanes' AHL affiliate continues quest for playoff berth at pivotal late-season bout on Fan Appreciation Day. On April 7, the Checkers' home-ice advantage will be amplified by Fan Appreciation Day, when attendees are encouraged to dress in all black, transforming Time Warner Cable Arena into a dark, nightmarish lair for visiting players with deep-seated fears of matching T-shirts. The team will also don special black jerseys, which will be sold during an online auction after the game.
RegOne, Ticketmaster, 2/28/12 says "The Checkers play to win, the arena looked great, and the atmosphere was exciting and full of activity for the whole duration of the event. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 7, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.gocheckers.com/
Chattanooga
Only $30 means 61% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Practiced jockeys guide regal steeds over hurdles at annual event replete with family-friendly activities and postrace party. Pre-race activities include an air show, parade, and ceremonial bagpipers, as well as an opportunity for kids to take in Jack Russell terrier races or leisurely survey the Georgian countryside during pony or camel rides. Admission is free for children 12 and younger at the Atlanta Steeplechase, whose nonprofit organization benefits Camp Southern Ground and the University of Georgia College of Veterinary Medicine, a school that makes doctors out of gifted young horses.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 14, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.atlantasteeplechase.org/
Chicago
Only $65 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Guides spin true tales of Windy City history and architecture, or society's gritty underbelly takes center stage in gangster and ghost tours. Wateriders' experienced and knowledgeable guides have been leading relaxed kayak tours down Chicago’s picturesque waterways since 1997. Day and night tours explore the city's most exciting attributes, focusing on history, architecture, and eerie mob chronicles as guides provide paddling instruction and share true tales of Al Capone's mythical collection of track suits. Wateriders also rents out its kayaks to independent paddlers who prefer to discover Chicago's sights on their own.
Matt P., Yelp, 7/17/11 says "I had a great time and would recommed this to my friends. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 5, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wateriders.com/
Cleveland
Only $49 means 59% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Stylists shape hair & add streaks of color with cut & partial highlights or defrizz unruly locks with keratin straightening treatment. Divine Designs owner Walter Allgood aims to empower patrons with a full slate of ego-boosting beautification services. A self-proclaimed “weaveologist,” Walter accentuates clients’ existing tresses with natural-looking add-ins, and master stylist Norman Staton wields his 17 years of experience to snip and style unruly strands. The multitalented staff also bolsters beauty with nail and waxing services.
George Bush Sr. says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://divinedesignssalon.vpweb.com/
Colorado-Springs
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Waxing specialist uses hard wax specially formulated for delicate areas to remove hair from the bikini region.. Performed by experienced aestheticians who have had firsthand experiences with the pain and embarrassment caused by cystic acne, psoriasis, or sensitive skin, each service at The Skin Studio is carefully customized to meet each client's unique needs. The team strongly believes that education is the key to lifelong healthy skin, encouraging patients to ask questions about their treatments and awarding extra praise to anyone who does so by quietly raising their hand.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expiration varies
Columbia
Only $59 means 58% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Experienced staffers vacuum, dust & sanitize homes during two-hour sessions. Southeast Home Cleaners specializes in residential grime busting, deploying one or more experienced staffers to houses, apartments, churches, and vacation rentals. After outlining a cleaning regimen that meets the residence's specific needs, the professionals tackle dirt with dusters, vacuums, and sanitizing products, leaving behind a space as spotless as an undercover dalmatian. They also use green cleaning products on request.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Columbia-Mo
Only $399 means 64% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Firm or plush memory-foam mattress contours to bodies & washable cotton-velour cover adds to coziness & blocks bacteria & allergens. Nature’s Sleep pledges a strong allegiance to the environment, engineering bedroom gear that offers tempting respite without a dependence on fossil fuels or a titan-size carbon footprint. The nap technicians pair their eco-consciousness with a deep concern for human health, wrapping most of their pillows and mattresses in covers that shield against bacteria, allergens, dust, and recurring dreams about Orson Welles. In addition to mattresses, the shop outfits chambers with mattress frames, box springs, and hospital-grade biodegradable bed and bathroom linens.
Nature's Sleep says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://naturessleep.com/
Columbus
Only $29 means 59% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Dozens of classes held seven days a week blend cardiovascular exercise and strength training with popular music.. Flow Studio's bright yellow and orange exercise rooms reverberate with the sounds of upbeat tunes and top 40 hits as students punch, kick, dance, and cycle. The gym schedules classes each day of the week, providing plenty of opportunity to attend and re-attend sessions throughout the week.
Nickleback says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flowwithus.com/
Columbus-Ga
Only $25 means 75% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Eyecare staff perform thorough exams & help clients pick frames in up-to-date, face-flattering shapes. A woman arrives to pick up her new glasses and gasps audibly once she puts them on, amazed at how crisp and distinct objects suddenly become. According to the store's manager, this is the reaction that the crew at The Landings Eye Care strives for with every patient. During each eye exam, Dr. Maria Gutierrez and her staff strive to spend ample time with patients to understand their concerns and explain their ocular conditions. To this end, staff schedule appointments at least 45 minutes apart to give clients extra personal attention and ensure little-to-no waiting time, which is often spent doing eye-straining activities such as watching a basketball game on a cell phone or crying over the results of a basketball game. After the exam, patients are escorted to the fitting area, where a specialized crew gives the patient a tour of the myriad frame options lining the warm wood shelves, helping them select the most flattering options for their face shape. This team keeps updated on latest trends, meeting with vendors every two months to uncover the newest bestsellers.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://thelandingseyecare.com/
Corpus-Christi
Only $19 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Double-A affiliate of Houston Astros finishes first weekend of new season inside park featuring stunning views & variety of fun activities. At Whataburger Field, a massive scoreboard towers over the left side, flashing players' stats throughout the game and flanking the spectacular view of Harbor Bridge and the USS Lexington anchored in the bay. The stadium's stockpile of family-friendly amenities includes a 27-foot rock wall and the Driscoll Children's Hospital Kids Zone, an interactive playground with a regulation youth baseball diamond, on which local and regional teams compete before each Hooks game. Fans can also take advantage of a season-long schedule of promotions, including $1 hotdogs on April 9, which allows youngsters to ditch their uncomfortable mitts and use uneaten buns to catch foul balls.
David Coleman, The Crawfish Boxes, 6/27/10 says "The setting is really the defining feature, with the Harbor Bridge dominating the backdrop of the outfield and the USS Lexington visible from within "
Buyers should note Expiration varies
Dallas
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. M Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Dayton
Only $45 means 55% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Licensed & bonded home cleaners uproot grime from up to 2,000 square feet of space. The Lady Brigade Cleaning's licensed and bonded home bathers uproot stubborn grime and cultivate orderly domiciles while drawing on more than 25 years of combined cleaning experience. When the staff isn't performing weekly, biweekly, and one-time cleanings for homes and offices, it tidies up before and after parties or test runs of newly purchased jackhammers. The Lady Brigade also offers discounts for military personnel and senior citizens.
Nickleback says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Daytona-Beach
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Trainers saddle up alongside students to teach fundamentals of safety and horse-handling during 60-minute lessons. The echoes of clopping hooves have echoed across KC Training Center’s expansive meadows for more than two decades. The family-owned equestrian facility’s professional trainers have kept busy during that time, boarding and training local horses and breeding IBHA World Champion Red Dun steeds. When they aren’t brushing manes or conducting whinnied operas in the barn, the trainers saddle up alongside greenhorn riders to teach them the fundamentals of trotting, jumping, and pulling stagecoaches.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.kctrainingcenter.com/
Denver
Only $10 means 60% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Professional cleaners enlist environmentally conscious techniques and tools to thoroughly bathe shirts, pants, and household items.. Speedy Dry Cleaners’ seasoned staffers eschew harsh products in favor of eco-conscious cleansers and techniques, aiming to simultaneously spruce up the environment and garments of all materials and fabrics. At six locations, their nimble fingers perform a comprehensive roster of services, including laundry, alterations, and repairs for shoes and handbags. The staff meticulously inspects, washes, and hand-finishes wedding gowns, and can even tackle blemishes on leather items, sealing each article in a breathable bag for protection from drifting herds of mannequins.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.speedycleaners.co/
Des-Moines
Only $55 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Uniformed movers arrive at doorsteps of homes or offices throughout Polk & Dallas Counties, bringing their own tools & dollies with them. Ready to heft furniture and boxes seven days a week, the uniformed teams from Iowa Moving 1 shuttle out to homes or offices across central Iowa. Once there, they load customer-provided moving trucks with the efficiency of an Olympic Tetris medalist, maximizing the use of space while protecting loads with furniture pads and securing them for transit with tie-downs. Though clients provide their own trucks, the movers tote along their own dolly and a set of tools for disassembling beds or taking mirrors off dressers.
"George Bush Sr. says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.iowamoving1.com/
Detroit
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Lebanese dishes such as chicken or beef shawarma and pita sandwiches prepared with halal meats. Owned and operated by brothers Sam and Mike Abdallah, Kabob Grill features authentic Lebanese recipes prepared with fresh ingredients and halal meats, according to Suburban Lifestyles. The duo compiled a menu of homemade lentil soups, chicken or beef shawarma, and pita sandwiches. A juice bar fosters healthy choices with smoothies and raw juices blended from fresh fruits, vegetables, and clippings from health magazines.
Nickleback says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://kabob-grill.com/
El-Paso
Only $12 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Tapas plates such as croquettes, house-made soup, grilled pork loin & seared shrimp mingle with entrees of gnocchi & braised chicken. Tabla’s shareable tapas plates encourage lively dinners as diners grab crispy tempura green beans, bacon-wrapped dates, or herb-marinated olives to toss into the mouth of a significant other or a passing policeman. Larger dishes hold heartier meals, such as house-made gnocchi, flank steak, and mussels doused in a fennel-butter broth. To accompany savory bites, table sangria arrives laden with fresh fruit and classic manhattans quench thirst.
JenBob, Urbanspoon, 2/8/2012 says "Tabla"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://tabla-ep.com/
Erie
Only $64 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Home-brewing kit quick starts batches of ales, lagers & stouts with premium hops, yeasts & grains as well as easy recipes. The hops hobbyists at Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies provide equipment and encouragement to aspiring beverage crafters nationwide. Unlike puzzle-piece-of-the-month clubs, the brewing essentials equipment kit provides everything a first-time brewer needs in one handy package, except for bottles and the brew kettle itself. Ingredient kits yield 5-gallon liquid harvests in flavors such as irish red ale, a richly colored, aromatic quaff popular among home brewers and discerning drinkers. Autumn amber ale provides a roasty seasonal sip, and irish stout sports a rich bittersweet brew topped with a creamy head. Whatever the favored flavor, Midwest's premium ingredients and handy 90-minute how-to DVD help to make consistent batches each time, aiding neophyte brewers in avoiding the embarrassment of turning out a spicy pilsner or bacon-flavored lager. Suds designers can continue to hone their skills by using the $25 gift certificate for the next ingredient kit.
Chris M., Yelp, 1/10/11 says "Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Eugene
Only $64 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Home-brewing kit quick starts batches of ales, lagers & stouts with premium hops, yeasts & grains as well as easy recipes. The hops hobbyists at Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies provide equipment and encouragement to aspiring beverage crafters nationwide. Unlike puzzle-piece-of-the-month clubs, the brewing essentials equipment kit provides everything a first-time brewer needs in one handy package, except for bottles and the brew kettle itself. Ingredient kits yield 5-gallon liquid harvests in flavors such as irish red ale, a richly colored, aromatic quaff popular among home brewers and discerning drinkers. Autumn amber ale provides a roasty seasonal sip, and irish stout sports a rich bittersweet brew topped with a creamy head. Whatever the favored flavor, Midwest's premium ingredients and handy 90-minute how-to DVD help to make consistent batches each time, aiding neophyte brewers in avoiding the embarrassment of turning out a spicy pilsner or bacon-flavored lager. Suds designers can continue to hone their skills by using the $25 gift certificate for the next ingredient kit.
Chris M., Yelp, 1/10/11 says "Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Evansville
Only $29 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Weekly shopping lists showcase flavorful, healthy recipes customized by store, diet & price. Born of founder Jane DeLaney's desire to feed her family stress-free dinners provisioned from an organized list without coupons, eMeals allows shoppers to spend more time at the table and less time wandering about the grocery store uttering monophonic 10th-century chants in dismay.
The "Wizinator" says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.emeals.com/
Fairfield-County
Only $45 means 55% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Herbal body wrap can treat cellulite on arms, stomach, thighs & buttocks by detoxifying & tightening tissues. The skincare and bodycare experts at Body Essentials strike a balance between relaxing and energizing therapies to restore equilibrium to stressed-out bodies. Rejuvenating body treatments blend all-natural products with Eastern modalities, including Thai herbal massage, Pranayama yoga breathing techniques, and reiki, to promote healing and relaxation. Nine types of facials target aging skin, congested sinuses, or chins covered in crayon scribbles.
Bill Gates says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bodyessentials.net/home.htm
Fort-Lauderdale
Only $99 means 83% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Physicians and aestheticians eradicate unwanted hair from dozens of facial and body treatment areas with Candela laser.. THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENTS HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT OR ANY SERVICE, EXAMINATION OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR FREE, DISCOUNTED OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION OR TREATMENT.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Dec 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://imagemedicalspa.com/
Fort-Myers-Cape-Coral
Only $199 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Parties are heightened with photo booth rentals that include attendant, unlimited B&W or color photo strips & personalized logos. As members of the National Association of Wedding Professionals, Say Cheese Photo Booth's attendants ensure hitch-free photo-booth revelry at wedding receptions, but dispatch their services to any type of event. Attendants deliver and set up the company's free-standing booth, then stay to ensure quality photos free of mysterious bunny ears behind heads. An assortment of props helps guests express themselves in unlimited black and white or color photos. Afterward, Say Cheese Photo Booth's team puts together complete photo albums for event hosts, and also transfers images onto USB drives for easy downloading onto a computer or into the brain of the family cyborg.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
Fort-Wayne
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Aesthetician helps coax new cells to surface with chemical peel & de-stressing facial package melts away tension with various treatments. Auburn Massage Centre was established in 2007 by co-founders Laura Buchs-Hall and Sarah Lapadot in an effort to share the healing powers of massage therapy and bodywork. During the past five years, AMC's staff has continued to bloom alongside its selection of services, which now range from standard massages to skincare treatments for faces, hands, and feet. Clients can also explore the facility's gym memberships, tanning plans, and sauna, where warm temperatures help melt away stress and hard candies hidden inside clenched fists.
"R.L. Stein says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.amchealinghands.com/
Fort-Worth
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. 3 distinct rooms host diverse competitions with games such as Halo Reach and Modern Warfare, along with multiple consoles. TH3 arcade keeps parched gamers playing with concessions that can be delivered to gaming stations with the touch of a button, allowing players uninterrupted concentration during final-round showdowns or attempts to name every controller in the complex.
meotta, Google Places, 3/19/11 says "Simply amazing! It's a fun, friendly environment for all ages. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Fresno
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? North Indian eatery with focus on Punjab region infuses dairy, yogurt & exotic spices into masalas, curries & clay-oven tandoori dishes. India's Oven chefs knows their aesthetic well—they specialize in North Indian cuisine inspired by the state of Punjab, and forge a menu's worth of thick, flavorful curries with dairy products such as milk, yogurt, and cottage cheese. Punjab is also home to the tandoor style, and India's Oven pays homage to this with its crispy roti and oven-baked naan, ideal for sopping up morsels of lamb or seafood or for wearing to work. This distinctive cuisine is showcased in the restaurant's lunch buffet and in its lavish banquet hall, filled with crisp white drapes that tie close to chairs, sheer ribbons, and satin tablecloths. A selection of beer imported from India and traditional Indian cocktails complement the spicy fare.
Tom D., Yelp, 6/8/11 says "The Naan bread is the BEST I have ever had , hands down. The lentil soup was great. I had tandoori, and sampled the fish, chicken and lamb. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.indiasovenfresno.com/
Gainesville
Only $50 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Detailers bathe exteriors in soft cloths, Rain-X & polish & shampoo interiors for all-encompassing automotive glow. Royalty Detailing and Car Wash's technicians perform myriad grooming services that lend autos an inner and outer glow. Exteriors are lathered using soft cloths and shimmer-inducing hand waxes, polishes, and Rain-X treatments. Techs then banish interior debris buildup with vacuums, shampoos, curious elephant trunks, and conditioners. The washing repertoire includes everything from basic washes for cars that need a quick touchup to extensive details for tiny cars that moonlight as tour buses for sweaty clown troupes.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.royaltydetailing.biz/
Grand-Rapids
Only $79 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Two-person team attacks in-home grime using industrial-strength, eco-friendly products with morning, evening & weekend availability. The dedicated cleansing team at A&R Residential and Commercial Cleaning performs custom cleaning services and offers appointments during the morning, afternoon, and evening. Specialists collaborate with their own supply of industrial-strength, eco-friendly cleaning products to maintain healthy home or office environments for children, pets, and sensitive staplers. Residential services include carpet cleaning, laundry service, and appliance scrubbing, and commercial treatments keep office spaces dusted, disinfected, and well-organized.
This guy I know says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.arcleaning.net/
Green-Bay
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Greenville
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Hampton-Roads
Only $12 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Putt putters enjoy popcorn and drinks at oceanfront mini-golf course with 18 jungle-themed holes with statues of safari animals. Located at the oceanfront, Jungle Golf's aptly named mini-golf course pits putters against a slew of jungle-themed obstacles. As golfers traverse the 18-hole labyrinth, they must contend with breaking putts, keep their distance from the silverback gorilla statue guarding the second hole, stay dry underneath the misting waters of the fifth hole's rocky waterfall, and bribe a life-sized zebra statue to neigh during their opponent’s backswing. In-between rounds, golfers can refuel with treats from the air-conditioned Food Hut or head to the game room for more shrinked-down activities, such as air hockey, skee-ball, and crane-games' simulations of loading 2-ton plush rabbits onto freighter ships.
cwtraveler_16, TripAdvisor, 1/30/12 says "Jungle Golf"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.junglegolf.com/
Harrisburg
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Charmingly designed gloves & 50+ apron styles protect men, women & kids from kitchen spills. Little misses aged 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) and try to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.
Connie G., Peanut Butter and Whine, 2/1/12 says "I loved the feminine look and the fun pattern, but after I tried it on I fell in love with the style and the fit. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flirtyaprons.com/
Hartford
Only $29 means 69% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Collection of 10,000 works of art includes oils, acrylics & sculptures culled from more than 300 years of American artistic endeavors. Founded in 1903, New Britain Museum of American Art was designated the first museum in the country to be dedicated exclusively to American artwork. Upon its founding, wealthy industrialist John Butler Talcott endowed the museum with a hefty sum of gold bonds and bottled phoenix tears with which to purchase modern oil paintings. The collection blossomed to include other artistic media over time, and it now consists of more than 11,000 works spanning more than three centuries of American creative endeavor. The museum's permanent collections showcase works by noted American artists ranging from Norman Rockwell to John Singer Sargent, Mary Cassatt to Georgia O'Keeffe. Along with rotating exhibitions and borrowed collections, the museum showcases work by emerging artists.
Nido4, TripAdvisor, 2/28/12 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.nbmaa.org/
Honolulu
Only $88 means 63% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Magnet manipulates ingredients of facial rich in iron and Dead Sea minerals; aromatherapy massage soothes the scalp, neck, and back.. Ku'uleilani Day Spa takes its musical name from its owner, an Oahu native who learned the art of Hawaiian lomi-lomi massage from her grandmother at a young age. At her spa, Ku'uleilani takes advantage of the nourishing powers of fruit and plants that grow naturally in Hawaii, as in the Kava body wrap or the green-papaya-enzyme facial. Waxing appointments also emphasize natural ingredients, uprooting hair with organic honey and beeswax. Since Ku’uleilani is also a licensed massage therapist, she can practice lomi-lomi and other massage styles without renting a speedboat and traveling to international waters.
Molly O., Yelp, 10/21/11 says "Ku'uleilani Day Spa"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.kuuleilani.com/
Houston
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the full selection on Mattress Firm's website using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "Houston Cheap"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirm.com/
Huntsville
Only $25 means 80% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Photographers capture digital images on choice of background & share them with subjects who receive 40% off additional purchases. Though Target Portrait Studios sometimes feature a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.targetportraits.com/
Indianapolis
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirm.com/
Inland-Empire
Only $99 means 91% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Access to nearly 40 courses & 500-plus hours of all levels of online training on workplace mainstays such as Microsoft Excel & Lotus Notes. e-Careers helps students flesh out their resumés and advance their careers with continuing education, available online, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The company hosts study programs that detail children’s education, web design, and most foreign languages, excluding the language of robot love. To simulate the traditional classroom experience as much as possible, each course comes to life with animated content, video and audio training, and virtual laboratories. Likewise, communicative features such as discussion boards allow participants to collaborate and converse, eliminating the need to send tweets when the teacher’s back is turned.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
Jackson
Only $19 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Experienced airbrusher sprays clients with a solution that reacts with skin’s proteins and amino acids to impart a natural-looking glow. The shop's varying levels cater to first-time and seasoned tanners, while airbrush services lend ephemeral shading for special events or the UV-shy. Unlike some studios where the spray tans are performed by machines or trained circus elephants, Sun Gallery's are performed by real airbrush experts who spray it on by hand, ensuring a glow that is streak-less and customized to each customer's contours.
George Bush Sr. says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
Jacksonville
Only $89 means 75% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Board-certified doctor consults with patients before 20- to 30-minute procedure uses intense pulsed light to treat facial blemishes. Working to help improve patients' overall health and confidence, Avicena Family Care's staff draws on board-certified Dr. Asim Nouman's specialization in medical weight loss and aesthetics. Patients come in for an assortment of procedures, such as intense pulsed light treatments and microdermabrasions, designed to treat issues ranging from skin blemishes to unwanted hair growth. An advocate of lifestyle intervention to prevent chronic diseases, Dr. Nouman makes sure to spend extra time chatting with patients during each primary-care visit, learning about everything from their health history to their hobbies to their favorite nonmusical sound. Avicena Family Care is conveniently open until 7 p.m. on weekdays and on Saturdays from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.
The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://avicenafamilycare.com/
Kalamazoo
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Pale ale, stout & apple ale served with whiskey-marinated Black Angus burgers & beef hotdogs. At Sunset Blvd. Brewing Company’s wraparound bar, six-beer flights balance atop platters shaped like guitar necks, and a shrine to Dave Matthews graces the wall. Flourishes such as these hint at owner Jake Hambright’s connections to the entertainment industry—as spotlighted in MLive—and Jake frequently welcomes musicians and entertainers to his brewery. Though his focus is on music and craft beers, he doesn’t shirk the cuisine: executive chef Howie Peak marinates the eatery's meats in whiskey concoctions, and garnishes burgers with rich flourishes such as bossenberry chipotle or miniature monocles.
Robocop says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
Kansas-City
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Chefs concoct rotating menu of homestyle fare modernized with quality ingredients & interesting flavor combinations. Owners Sarah and John Williams welcome guests to their down-home establishment with plates brimming with classic comfort fare dressed up with high-quality ingredients and flavor combinations. A large chalkboard touts the regularly rotating menu and informs passersby of the latest concoctions and fonts being created in the Williams’s kitchen. The restaurant’s eponymous dish comes filled with a choice of chicken and veggies or beef and mushrooms, with the high-quality meats and produce migrating into other dishes such as the pan-roasted chicken or the spinach and brie tart. Each meal can conclude with one of the bar’s classic cocktails or homestyle desserts.
Melissa, Google Places, 10/2/11 says "One of the coziest restaurants I've been in, and the food is excellent. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.kcpotpie.com/
Kansas-City
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs concoct rotating menu of homestyle fare modernized with quality ingredients & interesting flavor combinations. Owners Sarah and John Williams welcome guests to their down-home establishment with plates brimming with classic comfort fare dressed up with high-quality ingredients and flavor combinations. A large chalkboard touts the regularly rotating menu and informs passersby of the latest concoctions and fonts being created in the Williams’s kitchen. The restaurant’s eponymous dish comes filled with a choice of chicken and veggies or beef and mushrooms, with the high-quality meats and produce migrating into other dishes such as the pan-roasted chicken or the spinach and brie tart. Each meal can conclude with one of the bar’s classic cocktails or homestyle desserts.
Melissa, Google Places, 10/2/11 says "One of the coziest restaurants I've been in, and the food is excellent. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.kcpotpie.com/
Knoxville
Only $129 means 63% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Plant-based bonding system repairs styling damage, restores shine & achieves sleek locks with natural smoothers camu camu & annatto seed. Though Brazilian Blowout Knoxville sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Bill Gates says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://brazilianblowoutknox.com/
Lakeland
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Professional & friendly artists deliver step-by-step instructions to painting on canvas in convivial BYOB art classes. At Sketch and Sip, seasoned artists guide groups through the creation of an original painted canvas in convivial BYOB classes that have been featured on NBC’s Daytime. Under the guidance of passionate teachers, such as studio owner and professional artist Patty Sisco, students swipe natural-hair paintbrushes or their ponytails across a 16”x20” canvas to create a designated design. Pictures vary depending on the scheduled class, in which students may embellish abstract poppies with their own whimsical details or brighten flowers, trees, or martini glasses with hues hand-mixed on their own palettes. Easy-to-follow instructions take budding Van Goghs of all levels through the creative process—from painting a background color to determining which ear to remove—and everyone goes home with a completed canvas. All pupils need bring are their favorite bottles of vino, as teachers supply all materials, including aprons, canvas, paints, cups, and bottle openers.
Jennifer LaRue, Bloomingdale-RiverviewPatch, 6/3/11 says "Sketch and Sip is Riverview’s place for creative art that is just as therapeutic as it is fun "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sketchandsip.com/
Lansing
Only $39 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Highly trained chef assembles feast of braised sliced brisket, Cajun catfish & sliced pork tenderloin with desserts of apple flambé. After experiencing a particularly long wait at a restaurant one evening, Chef Isaac decided to expand his culinary reach into the homes and minds of his clientele with a slew of delicious services. Cooking classes divulge his techniques with comfort foods and healthy cooking or guide students through the creation of specific dishes such as stuffed pasta with meatballs. Chef Isaac also brings his skills and signature menu into patrons' homes, thereby freeing up more time for them to spend with their families or search for patterns in taped episodes of Press Your Luck.
George Bush Sr. says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cuisinesbyisaac.com/
Las-Vegas
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Bartenders flip bottles and juggle drinks in psychedelic bar serving up tasty eats, cool drinks, and nightly entertainment. Rock & Rita's, touted as "all fun" by Las Vegas Magazine, houses a bevy of cooks who sizzle up slow, hickory-smoked barbecue grub every day as bottle-twirling bartenders serve cool drinks amid psychedelic décor. The restaurant's philly cheesesteak "is a beauty," according to Las Vegas Magazine, sending taste buds into nostalgic revelry with a down-home blend of Cheez Whiz and paper-thin beef. Icy draft beers, well drinks, and 44-ounce fishbowl beverages fill the full bar, fashioned from a large prismatic bus, and bartenders toss bottles, juggle glasses, and balance barstools while pouring drinks and reciting the list of past mayoral candidates from memory. Rock & Rita's showcases karaoke on Thursdays and live-music entertainment on various nights throughout the week.
djasentis, Urbanspoon, 9/7/10 says "1,414 Facebook fans"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://rockandritas.com/
Lexington
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Master stylist with more than 10 years of experience beautifies heads with cuts, styles, coloring & straightening services. At Blown Away Hair Salon, master stylists Kathleen Colliver and Holly Nickell lead a salon team who beautify clients with a full menu of hair and nail services. Each of the master stylists excel at their craft, from cutting hair with precision to vanquishing waves, through the love of their profession. They animate this joy in their work by paying careful attention to the most minute detail, such as helping clients select a highlight color that corresponds with the hue of their butterfly clips’ scrunchies.
Blown Away Hair Salon says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
Lincoln
Only $28 means 84% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! At-home teeth-whitening kit brightens smiles two to five shades with 30% carbamide peroxide during 15- to 30-minute daily treatments. Platinum Whites’s smile engineers package the same professional whitening solutions used in dental offices into affordable at-home kits. Each kit uses heat-molded trays and water-based gels containing 30% carbamide peroxide to brighten smiles without overdrying teeth or harming sensitive nerves. Gels arrive in an easy-to-use pen applicator, which helps to reduce waste and minimize contact with gums or wax-lip collections.
Richard, Buzzillions, 4/6/09 says "The gel pen is much more convenient than trying to get just the right amount into your trays with the old-school syringe styles. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.platinumwhites.com/
Little-Rock
Only $17 means 76% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Personalized photo prints & emblems adorn hats & shirts & online design tools with templates & custom text yield attractive business cards. Once swathed in cotton photos of yourself, design a matching wall calendar (regularly $15.99+; discounted to $10.99+) to transform your home into a shrine of solipsistic introspection. Numerous packages are also available and customizable according to individual business needs.
Vistaprint says "Getaways with Expedia: Premium travel at an unbeatable value."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 4, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.vistaprint.com/
Long-Island
Only $99 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! 25-year industry veteran Robin Tritto counteracts skin conditions with custom cleansers during facial & glycolic hand treatment. Board-certified aesthetician Robin Tritto calls upon a quarter-century of experience to unclog pores and correct problematic skin conditions with clinical and alternative remedies. Robin refers to herself as a “skincare designer”—an interesting description, but one that rings true in the way she patches together facials and peels to suit various skin types and strongly advises against argyle tattoos. When she’s not focused on polishing faces with her custom-mixed foundations, Robin helms lasers that eradicate unwanted hair and neutralize sun spots. Her cache of advanced cosmetic products and hard-to-find blends allows clients to extend the results of their treatments at home.
coffeemns, WeddingWire, 6/23/10 says "Skin Care, Make Up & Laser by Robin"
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.skincarebyrobin.com/
Los-Angeles
Only $59 means 81% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. A posture scan pinpoints the sources of patients' muscle tension before massages relieve stress and knead away knots.. Under the guidance of a board-certified doctor of internal medicine, Vitality Health Center's team of specialists treats patients with natural-medicine practices focused on overall well-being rather than only a set of symptoms. The center's healing approach emphasizes functional medicine, which analyzes every aspect of patients' lives—including their diet, activity level, past traumas, and favorite daytime soap opera—for health-harming triggers. With a chiropractor, holistic nutritionist, massage therapist, acupuncturist, and Pilates instructor also on staff, patients can fully renovate their lifestyle with an array of services ranging from nutritional blood analyses to private Pilates sessions.
lyndsie l., Yelp, 11/29/11 says "the staff is very friendly and very supportive. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Louisville
Only $45 means 65% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Image experts touch up & transfer cherished photos to textured gallery-style canvases. Customers living in California, North Carolina, Nevada, Kentucky, and Washington will pay an additional fee for sales tax.
Anna L., Facebook, 3/5/11 says "To me good customer service will trump a bad product everytime, but a good product will never overcome bad customer service. With Canvas on Demand both were outstanding. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
Lubbock
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Aestheticians wield natural products, botanical masks & Shellac polish to tidy & beautify hands, feet & faces. Natural Beauty Salon & Spa’s aestheticians cosset bodies from head to toe with natural and organic salves, including 30 botanical masks derived from mung beans, green tea, and bamboo. Skincare experts customize facials to soothe a wide spectrum of surface conditions with add-ons that range from massage to invigorating high-frequency-current sessions. Patrons escape the harsh fluorescence of office buildings and artificial beaches to find refuge amid the warm paper lanterns, candles, and swooping drapes of a homey spa space. Clad in house robes and slippers, guests can recover from the merciless onslaught of pampering with complimentary cereal bars and green, tropical, or chai tea.
The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Macon
Only $10 means 60% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Balloon bouquets, monogrammed baby gifts, jewelry, and more festive wares at party supply and gift shop. Party Stop and Gift Shop’s owners stock their shelves with traditional party-store supplies as well as gifts for many occasions. The team purveys Mylar and latex balloons arranged in bouquets, which can decorate rooms with festive pops of color and create enough static electricity to power a party for days. They also sell gift bags stashed with jewelry and hair bows. Monogrammed gifts and baby clothes make a thoughtful surprise and help forgetful babies remember their real names, not their recording-artist pseudonyms. Party Stop and Gift Shop also supplies ribbons to decorate the gifts once they are bought and wrapped. Visitors can enjoy milk shakes while they explore the shop’s inventory, unlike at big-box stores, whose so-called “hot deals” spoil any milk shakes and whimsy within a 10-mile radius.
George Bush Sr. says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 4, 2012
Madison
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Products at this franchise location may vary from Mattress Firm's website.
Mattress Firm says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirmwi.com/
Memphis
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Company that rents out construction & party equipment refreshes empty 20 lb. tanks with fresh propane. True to its name, Dixie Rents and its subsidiary, Party Concepts, rent out all manner of equipment for construction and landscaping projects along with furnishings and play equipment for big fetes. Dixie's arsenal of machinery, including generators, log splitters, and backhoes, teams up with propane-tank refills and airless paint sprayers to tackle home-improvement and construction goals. For party rentals, Party Concepts' expansive inventory suits most any occasion, from wedding décor such as candelabra, skirted tables, and wine fountains to business-conference gear such as podiums and dunk tanks.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.dixierents.com/
Miami
Only $35 means 56% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Under watchful eyes of spa professionals, students treat guests to relaxing massages, facials, mani-pedis & hair-color treatments. Since 1974, Hollywood Institute of Beauty Careers' dedicated instructors have edified spa and salon hopefuls in the tricks of the beauty-boosting trade. Under the watchful eye of a seasoned professional, each soon-to-be beautician performs a variety of services on visitors to earn the certification of a license massage therapist or the gilded epaulettes of an aesthetician. At both the Hollywood and Miami Beach locations, clients can help students achieve their goals by simply indulging in rejuvenating facials, stylish cuts and colors, and relaxing rubdowns.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hi.edu/
Midland-Odessa
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Armbands entitle visitors to unlimited access to more than 30 family, kiddie, thrill & water rides. In 1973, Jimmy and Katie Dean signed the papers to purchase Joyland Amusement Park, which had fallen into neglect after first opening in the 1940s. They thoroughly revamped the 13 attractions the park had then, and Katie still helps manage the more than 30 kiddie, thrill, family, and water rides that send guests rolling, spinning, and splashing today. From the Skyride's gondolas that sail high overhead, families take in scenic vistas of an antique carousel, the speedy Galaxi coaster, and a log flume powered by Old Faithful’s underachieving brother. Joyland opens its gates from mid-March until early fall, closing in the winter months for rollercoaster-hibernation season.
TouristTravelWorld blog, 10/10/11 says "It is a good sized amusement park for Lubbock. Kids like the water slides. Overall, nice something different to do in Lubbock. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 16, 2012
Milwaukee
Only $35 means 79% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Computerized evaluations inform soothing massage or custom pressure release from decompression system. After studying chiropractic at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and the Palmer College of Chiropractic in Iowa, Doctor of Chiropractic Brian W. Kurth took over a thriving clinic, then parlayed his success there into his own practice. Now at Kurth Chiropractic, he uses state-of-the-art technology to diagnose spines and help put them aright. Dr. Kurth scans patients' spines for muscle tension, misalignment, and vertebrae playing musical chairs before he develops a custom chiropractic plan. He then enlists massage therapists to ease away patients' pain and discomfort. Their strokes boost circulation and cause muscles to slowly uncoil.
J Timbo says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.kurthchiro.com/
Minneapolis-Stpaul
Only $25 means 67% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Expert panel assembled by industry insider John Davis handpicks selection of high-quality wines at affordable prices. Despite its staff's legendary pickiness, Wine Insiders stocks a variety of red and white wines, including pinot noirs, pinot grigios, rieslings, and cabernet sauvignons, with informative descriptions of each. Sippers can tipple 2010 Tied Knot riesling, a delicate balance of meyer lemon and peach ($14.99), or swish Stone Briar classic red ($9.99), whose fruity aromas play well with steak and lamb. For a more targeted crash course in Bacchic beverages, patrons can sample a dozen themed bottles in a wine assortment ($119.88+), such as California Whites, Cab Crazy, and the anybody's-guess Mystery. All assortments can include wines that retail for more than $20 a bottle and will ship for just one shiny penny, sparing frequent hosts from scavenging through confusing specialty shops and cavernous mega marts, or building an enormous steel drilling rig in a misguided effort to draw wine from the bowels of the earth.
Poohbrr, BizRate, 3/11/11 says "I purchased the mystery collection and so far have found the wines flavorful, delicate and highly popular to guests and as gifts. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wineinsiders.com/
Mobile-Baldwin-County
Only $29 means 71% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Techs travel to replace windshields with free mobile service, using OEM–quality glass that adheres to Auto Glass Safety Council standards.. The staff at Cascade Auto Glass fits car frames with a meticulous process perfected during more than 750,000 windshield replacements, all adhering to Auto Glass Safety Council standards. Cascade's choice of top-quality urethane adhesives allows drivers to get back on the road sooner without sacrificing a reliable grip, and OEM–quality glass shares an identical structure, density, and love of parking-permit stickers as cars' factory-installed glass. A nationwide warranty stands behind each service's quality materials and workmanship.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://cascadeautoglass.com/
Modesto
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Stylists trim locks to fashionable lengths, deep condition & add full color or partial highlights enhanced by Pureology & Scruples products. The staff at Versailles Salon & Spa pampers and primps guests with haircuts, skincare, mani-pedis, and massage services. On the salon side, the beauty squad fuels their artful approach to glamour with products from Scruples, Pureology, and Joico. Inside the spa's private treatment rooms, therapists perform specialty services, such as raindrop-therapy massage, which coats weary bodies in organic essential oils to ease muscle tension, bolster the immune system, and banish stress to the island of misfit emotions.
Debbie, Google Places, 4/4/11 says "They greet you when you come in and take care of you the entire time. I loved my hair and how professional everything was! "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.versaillessalonspa.com/
Montgomery
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires May 2, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Napa-Sonoma
Only $69 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Spa uses only organic & natural products for its facials, eye treatments, & massages, all of which integrate energy work into each service. Armed with only natural and organic products, the aestheticians and massage therapists of Bliss Organic Day Spa perform a variety of relaxing services while integrating energy work into every treatment. Clients who come early can unwind in the lounge with a cup of organic tea as they wait for a facial treatment, which can last between 30 and 90 minutes and aims to bolster beauty by diminishing the appearance of acne and removing mashed potato residue from faces. Massages help alleviate stress and oncology aesthetic services aid people living with cancer by presenting them with targeted services to help reduce nausea and meet other specific needs.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Naples
Only $19 means 92% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Instructors lead dancers & optional partners through private, personalized lessons, group practice sessions & open-dance shindigs. Though Fred Astaire Dance Studio sometimes offers discounts online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Nashville
Only $59 means 58% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Experienced staffers vacuum, dust & sanitize homes during two-hour sessions. Southeast Home Cleaners specializes in residential grime busting, deploying one or more experienced staffers to houses, apartments, churches, and vacation rentals. After outlining a cleaning regimen that meets the residence's specific needs, the professionals tackle dirt with dusters, vacuums, and sanitizing products, leaving behind a space as spotless as an undercover dalmatian. They also use green cleaning products on request.
This guy I know says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
New-Orleans
Only $45 means 59% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Framing experts turn artwork, certificates & jerseys into hangable displays by preserving them with thousands of frames & acid-free mats. Preservation is as much a priority as presentation at LeMieux Galleries, which is why the displays that the shop crafts from thousands of frames and acid-free mats often involve leaving a buffer of air between delicate paintings and glass. Framers there ensure that stolen copies of the Declaration of Independence can be secretly enjoyed for generations to come with their careful framing techniques, which can preserve the natural edge of paper and safeguard the stitches of antique needlework. In more than a quarter century in the business, the store has displayed everything from souvenir magazines to jerseys within their frames, the styles of which range from sleek contemporary to the ornate gold moulding that grows unbidden in French palaces. LeMieux Galleries also exhibits sculptures, paintings, and ceramics by artists from the Gulf South. .
This guy I know says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lemieuxgalleries.com/web/
New-York
Only $39 means 68% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Israeli-military veteran leads results-oriented self-defense classes that focus on safety and effectiveness using IDF-adopted martial art. IDF veteran and master instructor Rhon Mizrachi oversees the Chelsea facility with nearly 40 years of experience training in krav maga. Rhon studied with discipline founder Imi Lichtenfeld, whose combat prowess was essential in the dinosaur-occupied Middle East of the 1940s. Rhon's flock enjoys an eagle-eyed attention and dedication to success, and past members have embarked on an Israeli pilgrimage for an intensive two-week seminar.
Jeremy, Google Places, 3/22/11 says "It's a beautiful facility, a wonderful community, and an incredible and amazingly efficient fighting style. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://kravmagadailydeals.com/
North-Jersey
Only $19 means 68% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Studio strengthens bodies and natural grace in a variety of dance and fitness classes for all ages.. JG Kinetics Studio fuses a passion for both dance and fitness in an enrichment center that helps students get in shape and strengthen their dance skills. Ballet, jazz, and hip-hop classes introduce children to the fundamentals of rhythm and movement, and yoga for youth helps manage emotions and anxiety tied to the population explosion of imaginary monsters under their bed. Adult classes such as Zumba and salsa cater to dancers and aerobic exercisers of all skill levels for one-on-one and group instruction. Instructors also organize themed birthday parties that immerse youth in treasure hunts and ‘80s dance music with included birthday cakes and age-appropriate activities.
The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.jgkinetics.com/
Ocala
Only $50 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Solocarbon technology raises core temperature with near, mid & far infrared-light wavelengths to lower blood pressure & aid in weight loss. Botanical formulas meet modern technology at Face & Body Tonics, where beauty technicians rely on both to design spa treatments that enhance bodies' health and appearance from the inside out. The spa’s cosmetic-teeth-whitening treatments exemplify this approach, pairing a pH-balanced whitening formula with light, pressure, and heat to erase stains caused by drinking coffee and eating oil paintings of fruit. Among the spa’s skin-and-body treatments, mummy-style body wraps crafted from cotton linen and soaked in an aloe-herb solution work to restore skin's firmness and elasticity. This ancient-Egyptian method finds its space-age counterpart in the infrared technology of a Solocarbon sauna that raises the body’s temperature to detoxify tissue, reduce chronic pain, and aid in weight loss.
Bill Gates says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.faceandbodytonics.com/
Ogden
Only $25 means 72% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Licensed muscle-melters soothe tight tendons & reduce stress with 60-minute massages at clinics, wellness centers & health spas. OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://oolamoola.com/
Oklahoma-City
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Tight fairways, elevated greens, and creek winding through front nine demand careful consideration. Four tee options
Choctaw Creek Golf Course‎ says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 5, 2012
Omaha
Only $29 means 57% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Relaxing treatment heats body's surface to 140 degrees to stimulate circulation, promote fat & inch loss, and oust pent-up toxins.. FitnessFast 24 Hour Gym's experienced staff focuses on the fitness triumvirate of strength, flexibility, and cardiovascular endurance. Each of the facility's personal trainers doubles as a certified nutritionist, helping clients build workout regimens and nutrition plans that complement one another. A lineup of group classes indexes strategies for strengthening lean muscles and maintaining the nimbleness in the joints and ligaments necessary for competitive crab walking. During energizing BodySculpt classes, students swing free weights in time to music, bolstering major muscle groups with multiple repetitions. In contrast, yoga/Pilates sessions' relaxing stretches and isometric exercises help participants build core strength and flexibility. To melt away toxins, cellulite, and hot-fudge body armor, the gym also offers infrared body wraps, which heat the shell's surface up to a balmy 140 degrees.
FitnessFAST 24 Hour Gym says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://fitnessfast.info/
Orange-County
Only $1895 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Computer-guided laser painlessly reshapes cornea in order to focus entering light onto the retina, resulting in sharper vision. At Global Eye and Laser Center, which was voted Los Angeles Times Readers’ Choice 'Best Doctor' in 2011, the quintet of doctors combines years of experience and various specialties, such as ophthalmology, refractive eye surgery, and laser vision correction, to help patients overcome a variety of vision-inhibiting ailments. The doctors demonstrate their dedication to patient health through their thorough pretreatment examinations, which consider the overall health of patients by combing over medical records and checking for banana peels. When examinations conclude, the doctors administer treatments utilizing up-to-date techniques and equipment, along with knowledge made current through continuing education.
Nadia F., Yelp, 3/27/11 says "Had Laser eye surgery there, great staff, made me feel good, excellent follow up, they are always on point. super friendly. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.globaleyeandlaser.com/
Orlando
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Frames made of wood, metal & eco-friendly material enhance paintings, objects & photos according to each client's style & budget. Midway through the process of framing a vintage Woodstock ticket and corresponding newspaper article for a customer, owner Brian Smith realized that his original design didn't suit the customer's taste and started over, finally arriving at a striking image that delighted the client. With an artist's intuition, Mr. Smith makes sure that each piece he creates suits each client's style, whether he's framing a sports jersey or a very loyal Roomba. He and his dexterous staff employ handpicked tools, such as float mounting, deckled edges, and high-definition framing, to preserve each piece and help it stand out from its surroundings. Eco-friendly framing options ensure that customers can rest easy, knowing that their wooden frame came directly from a sustainable forest and not a plastic mine.
Lindsey, Google Places, ,12/23/2011 says "The only framer we trust with ALL "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Palm-Beach
Only $24 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Half bushels of in-season produce, sufficient to feed three people, arrive each week within 24 hours of leaving farms. D and D Farms’ CSA boxes ensconce a medley of tasty veggies, which arrive to doorsteps or await pickup still covered in droplets of dew and carved with the initials of a loving plow, and specific vegetables for delivery fit seamlessly into recipes.
"D and D Farms says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.danddfarms.com/zencart/
Pensacola
Only $35 means 63% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Body wraps aim to cleanse toxins with herbal blends & aloe vera while working to reduce inches. Inside Eimaj Spa & Salon, aestheticians give free consultations before beautifying faces and bodies with treatments such as body wraps, waxes, and facials that utilize the Obagi Medical line of products. The menu of facials includes kinetic dermabrasion, which gently softens and is safe for most skin types, and the Repêchage glycolic-acid facial peel, which aims to erase discoloration and fine lines. Meanwhile, body wraps aim to cleanse toxins haunting the lymphatic system's attic with aloe vera, herbs, and strips of cotton while helping contour curves and reduce inches.
"The ""Wizinator"" says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://eimajspasalon.com/home
Philadelphia
Only $45 means 75% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Students bring digital cameras to workshops that cover aperture, depth of field, composition & shutter speed before photo safari in park. Former Philadelphia Inquirer and Associated Press photographer and active Getty Images contract photojournalist William Thomas Cain trains neophyte camera wielders with skills honed during a quarter century of picture snapping. His classes range from intro lessons for those with newly purchased cameras to advanced seminars that cover such advanced concepts as aperture, framing angles, and how to say "Say Cheese" in every language. Teachers who have university-teaching experience and have photographed celebrities, politicians, and royalty enhance the curriculum with their years of expertise.
Cain Images Photographic Studio says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
Piedmont-Triad
Only $13 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Inflatable playground invites kids to leap, tumble & expend energy during three open bounces, all summer, or during party for up to eight. The attentive BounceU staff monitor the rebounding facilities at all times, ensuring the inflatable playground is kept safe, clean, and free of spiky objects such as mohawks and sea urchins. Call ahead or check the calendar for available open-bounce times. Frolicking children must be supervised by a parent and must wear socks to play. Though not included in this Groupon, parents of children older than 4 years are welcome to join the vivacious youngsters in the playground.
BounceU says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expiration varies
Pittsburgh
Only $35 means 88% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Prescreened dentists administer cleanings & assess oral health with emphasis on patient-dentist communication. A skilled doctor and staff skillfully will probe forgotten mouth corners, eradicating tartar and expunging plaque from bacterial lairs. The included x-rays will help uncover any oral problem areas that cannot be seen with the shamelessly naked eye. After treatment, clients will be privy to tips that explain the proper brushing and flossing techniques to ward off gum disease and tooth loss, ensuring tongue-stoppers remain firmly rooted to the rest of the skeletal system.
R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.rightdentalgroup.com/
Portland
Only $39 means 61% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! ASE-certified technicians adjust wheel positions using computer-based systems or outfit axles with fresh brakes. Midas Auto Service Experts has always stood behind its work—a lifetime guarantee backs its brake pads, shoes, mufflers, and shocks and struts—so it's no wonder the franchise has been able to expand across the globe, its repair shops now numbering more than 2,500 internationally. Under each shop’s roof, ASE-certified service technicians provide everything from factory-scheduled maintenance measures to extensive repairs on brake systems and engines. With each service, the team exerts the same expertise that has made Midas a recognized industry name since the company’s inception more than 50 years ago at the dawn of time.
Happy Customer, Yahoo! Local, 4/8/09 says "Outstanding and friendly service - great job! "
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.midas.com/
Portland-Me
Only $24 means 52% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Massage therapist Jodi Morris relieves muscular tension and relaxes the body with smooth, gliding strokes or firm pressures. The stresses of everyday life dissipate and dissolve at the hands of Jodi Morris, a licensed massage therapist who plies muscles within the private treatment rooms of Health Ventures Massage & Wellness. The relaxing scents of aromatherapy oils provide an olfactory complement to Jodi’s gentle strokes and focused pressures, which vary depending on your therapeutic needs. Refusing to rely too heavily on a single modality, Jody employs varied strokes and kneads inspired by styles such as Swedish, deep-tissue, neuromuscular, and reflexology. She prides herself on her chair massages, which knead away anxieties and lumps of cotton padding in frayed sofa cushions.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.facebook.com/
Providence
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs at historical, Austria-inspired inn rustle up filet mignon & beef stroganoff using fresh, local seafood & beef products. Listed on the National Historic Register of Historic Places, Vienna Restaurant and Historic Inn boasts Italianate Revival architecture with 12-foot ceilings and a Mansard-style roof. Two-hundred-year-old copper beech trees ward off hot sunrays on the outdoor patio, and a dwarf japanese maple tree on the front porch hovers over shoulders to catch a glimpse of the day's paper. On cool nights, an outdoor patio fireplace warms guests. The hotel portion of the building comprises five two-room guest suites, each with unique decorations.
Vianna K., Yelp, 9/27/11 says "This restaurant wants you to enjoy their food and relaxed atmosphere. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.thevienna.com/
Raleigh-Durham
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Services merge clinical aesthetics and spa therapies to pamper and rejuvenate clients inside a tranquil setting.. Synergy Spa’s owner, Anna Porrazzo-Churchill, began her skincare career as a professional makeup artist and licensed aesthetician nearly 19 years ago. Since then, she has earned a certification in para-medical aesthetics and taught skincare techniques to dermatologists, plastic surgeons, aestheticians, and dry-skinned dinosaurs. Anna applies her extensive knowledge and experience at Synergy Spa, which has racked up a few Best of Citysearch awards for its facials, massages, and waxing services.
Sue P., Yelp, 10/17/11 says "The staff at Synergy Spa did an excellent job of making me feel special and ensuring that I had a wonderful experience. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.feelsynergy.com/
Reno
Only $25 means 62% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! ASE–certified technicians rotate tires & perform visual inspection while filling engines with up to 5 quarts of motor oil. John Lamoreux first started tinkering with cars as a teenager after his mother, Dorothy, encouraged him to fix up her coworkers' vehicles. Almost 30 years later, John's passion for all things automotive has translated into The Auto & Tire Doctor, his three-acre, AAA-approved automotive-repair center and maintenance shop. John welcomes roadsters of all makes and models into his shop's 14 full-service bays, employing computerized diagnostic equipment and a staff of ASE-certified experts who specialize in Audis, Volkswagens, and Subarus. Handling a host of automotive services, The Auto & Tire Doctor also uses a computerized My Car tracking system to schedule appointments and track maintenance records. Customers can lounge in soft, plush couches as they wait and take in the race-centric décor of vintage gas pumps and an engine-block coffee table that runs on dog-eared copies of Car and Driver.
Dave K., Yelp, 12/12/11 says "They kept me totally informed, and the waiting area had plenty of space, comfort and free wifi that was super easy to access. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.theautoandtiredoctor.com/
Richmond
Only $75 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Insured technicians clean interior & exterior window glass, remove debris from gutters & meticulously dust chandeliers. Founded in 1978 as a single modest window-washing business, Fish Window Cleaning now dispatches uniformed technicians who can be spotted toiling atop ladders in 40 states nationwide. The company has earned numerous accolades along the way, including a spot on Entrepreneur magazine's 2010 list of Top 500 Franchises, as its staff continues to dutifully destreak windows, skylights, and human-size terrariums from the inside out. From their bird's-eye vantage point, the techs also unclog gutters, flush out downspouts, and clean chandeliers to a sparkling finish.
Reviewer, ServiceMagic, 5/28/10 says "My windows have never looked so good! "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Rio-Grande-Valley
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss' FAQ page.
The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Roanoke
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Intimate restaurant blends local ingredients with international flair in tapas & entrees that complement a funky, eclectic interior. The chefs at Bull Branch marry local and international ingredients in a menu of salads, shareable tapas, and entrees that strikes a balance between succinct and eclectic. Served in a intimately lit Bohemian setting that The Washington Post describes as "that perfect blend of casual and sophisticated, elegant and honky-tonk," dishes such as hummus, curries, and pulled pork harness the flavors of the Mediterranean and Middle East, Southeast Asia, and down-home America. Occasional live music in the evenings complements the pan-continental cuisine, as does a serving staff of UN delegates who, upon request, sprinkle borders of salt and pepper to delineate your entree and sides.
Pamela Redmond Satran, Washington Post, 5/15/09 says "Bull Branch is perfect for either a date or dinner/drinks out with friends. Great food, unique dishes. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 27, 2012
Rochester
Only $10 means 58% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Led by mix of young stars & wily veterans, K-Hawks continue to battle for playoff berth while taking on one of NLL's top squads. Perched near the top of the National Lacrosse League's Eastern Division, the K-Hawks continue to joust for their second straight playoff berth during a late-season shootout inside Blue Cross Arena. Syracuse alum and 2011 All-Rookie Team member Cody Jamieson has once again claimed a spot amongst the league's top scorers, firing 25 goals through 10 games thus far. After passing on the urge to retire and have his number seared into every stadium hot dog, 15-year veteran Mike Accursi continues to scold Father Time by averaging more than three assists per game, while goaltender Matt Vinc's 377 saves have propelled him into contention for a third straight Goaltender of the Year award. Lurking across the field, the Colorado Mammoth invade the K-Hawks' home turf touting one of the league's best records, coaxing ravenous boos from the crowd and causing the field to boil in resentful anticipation.
Ronski99, Ticketmaster, 4/9/11 says "the bone-jarring hits, acrobatic goals, full-field up-tempo transitioning, and unbelievable goal tending made for a fantastic spectacle to behold. "
Buyers should note Expires Mar 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.knighthawks.net/
Rockford
Only $24 means 68% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! 30- and 60-minute interval workouts incorporate heavy ropes, kettlebells, and resistance bands into functional movements.. Tyler Fagan founded Rockford Fitness with the goal of fostering a welcoming environment focused on his members' results rather than just generating memberships. He and his devoted team of personal trainers work to build a community of support and camaraderie, motivating patrons to get in shape with fitness routines that suit each of their needs and goals, from trimming excess pounds to increasing strength in day-to-day activities, such as walking up stairs and lifting boxes of sumo wrestlers. Eschewing rows of treadmills and gym machines, Rockford Fitness is stocked with ropes, pull-up bars, suspension equipment, and kettlebells for varied fitness regimens. Inspiring clients to sweat and build muscle with this equipment, the trainers develop a custom total-body workout based on functional movements to restore range of motion in joints and strengthen core muscle groups.
Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Sacramento
Only $25 means 58% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Award-winning multimedia lessons in French, German, Italian, Spanish & 34 more languages with feedback from native speakers. Livemocha's more than 12 million members will be a mouse-click away to offer feedback and provide lips with the motivation they need to break out of their one-language rut. Each course includes linguistic lesson content from educational publishers like HarperCollins, as well as cultural notes to help you understand subtleties such as slang. Stick with it and you could be talking your way out of an embarrassing baguette faux pas in Paris or talking your way into an exclusive graham-cracker boutique in Hamburg in no time.
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Salem-Or
Only $99 means 75% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Weight loss coach crafts personalized nutrition plan, complimented with nutritious shakes & 10 boot camp sessions. The team of trainers and aestheticians at Vitality Wellness Center helps guests restore beauty both inside and out with an array of services tailored to fitness, skincare, and mental well-being. Zumba, yoga, BodyBarre, and belly-dance workouts take place in an airy studio with wooden floors, colorful murals, and a smoothie bar, allowing students to replenish lost electrolytes and continue campaigns of eradication against perfidious fruit. An on-site infrared sauna revs metabolisms, and body wraps purge toxins by enveloping limbs in mud, aloe vera, and seaweed. Vitality Wellness Center's aestheticians further pursue the center’s relaxing mission by sloughing dead skin cells from faces and dusty masquerade disguises during skin-pampering facials.
This guy I know says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://livewellvitality.com/
Salt-Lake-City
Only $29 means 63% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! 10,000 square feet of bouldering and top-rope climbing entertain climbers of all ages during membership or kids’ camps.. The Front Climbing Club has attracted a crew of passionate setters and climbers with various outdoor-climbing experience, earned while climbing around the world. The staff brings this knowledge to its route setting, creating bouldering problems and top-roping routes that will boggle the mind and body like a kiss from Albert Einstein. Also offered are Pilates and yoga classes, which further develop core strength to boost climbing ability. The Front runs after-school kids’ programs and camps, helping young climbers hone skills needed for teamwork and concentration.
The Front Climbing Club says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.frontslc.com/
San-Antonio
Only $59 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Meticulous scrubbers clean domiciles with standard or eco-friendly products & services backed by bonded & insured company. Since 1999, Custom Maid Service's bonded and insured housekeepers have utilized their own equipment to scour abodes, employing a comprehensive checklist of cleaning tasks and working diligently until homes sparkle. The staff scrubs down kitchens, disinfects bathrooms, and rids surfaces of dust with microfiber cloths that easily absorb excess filth. To protect the environment, Custom Maid Service can substitute its standard chemical cache for eco-friendly serums that biodegrade within five days, much like unplugged refrigerators.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
San-Diego
Only $39 means 61% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Stress melts and muscles strengthen during expert-led Ashtanga Vinyasa classes filled with ancient poses and breathing exercises. In addition to bolstering bodies with holistic exercise, studio owner Chris van der Merwe fortifies them with a stockade of vitamins, probiotics, and other nutritional supplements. His nutrition boot camps teach attendees how to boost energy by eating healthy meals that eschew pizza-wrapped candy bars stuffed with pizza-wrapped candy bars.
Monica F., Yelp, 11/17/11 says "This is a traditional Ashtanga studio, which is great! I feel motivated and energized after the class. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.namastepacific.com/
San-Francisco
Only $14 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Guests greet Abraham Lincoln & Jennifer Lopez face-to-face, brave horror-theme display or snap pictures with 250+ wax figures. The Wax Museum at Fisherman's Wharf introduces visitors to more than 250 of history's most notable personas with a labyrinth of realistic sculptures situated in elaborate displays. More than 50 scenes span four floors of the museum, providing ample room for the paraffin personalities to depict a millennium of historic milestones and portray the contemporary world's most popular candles. Wax artisans craft an array of themed exhibits including the far-reaching History section, in which humanitarians, scientists, artists, and dictators live out the impacts they placed on the world. In the Palace of Living Art, patrons witness the inception of their favorite masterpieces, admiring as Mona Lisa sits for her immortal portrait. King Tut's Magnificent Tomb unveils the life of one of the ancient world's most well-known rulers, and the Presidential Library brings past U.S. leaders together to finally determine which one left the milk out.
Matt H., Yelp, 2/27/12 says "tons of figures, which are all very lifelike. I have to say my favorite was a section where they have large versions of artwork made out of wax "
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.waxmuseum.com/
San-Jose
Only $129 means 68% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Technicians apply whitening gel to teeth & then activate it with specially designed lights to brighten smiles up to 10 shades. While clients relax, doctors and technicians keep smiles neat and bright by performing a number of preventive, restorative, and cosmetic procedures. They rely on such modern medical technology as computerized patient charts and low-radiation digital x-ray systems, which manage to generate clearer images than the Pictionary world champion. Crowns and bridges can conceal discoloration behind natural-looking porcelain, and fillings and root canals help to prevent the spread of decay.
Jacqueline S., Yelp, 6/3/11 says "Dr. Lee's staff was so attentive too. "
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.spadentistrysanjose.com/
Santa-Barbara
Only $69 means 47% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Hand-sculpted & painted 7" resin custom bobbleheads brighten desks by portraying friends & loved ones in variety of poses & attire. AllBobbleheads.com memorializes cultural and personal icons in the wobbling form of desktop bobblehead dolls. The company stocks its virtual shelves with the well-known celebrity craniums of William Shakespeare, Michael Jackson, and Flipper’s swimming coach and regularly updates its political bobbleheads to stay abreast of current candidates. Hand-sculpted from photographs and design specifications, custom bobbleheads depict friends, coworkers, or family members in variable attire and poses. A line of collectible bobbleheads ships in decorative boxes for an appealing display.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.allbobbleheads.com/
Santa-Cruz
Only $44 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Experienced outdoor guides teach climbing & belaying techniques at one of two picturesque climb sites & provide all safety gear. Surrounded by craggy peaks, three men in bright-red helmets stand in the midst of wilderness, surveying the mountains around them as the group of hikers they’re leading breaks for a snack on the rocky ground. This interface with the majesty of nature is all in a day’s work for this trio of adventurers—Paul Mangasarian and Jakob and Daniel Laggner—and yet their passion for open-air exploration grows with each expedition they lead. Paul, Jakob, and Daniel cofounded Treks and Tracks with the dream of orchestrating excursions into nature that combine ancient means of travel, such as sailing, horseback riding, and hitchhiking on a centaur, with modern sports ranging from surfing to rock climbing. Though they focus on introducing novice outdoorsfolk to unspoiled wilderness around the world, Treks and Tracks’ cofounders also strive to leave the awe-inspiring surroundings they visit as pristine as they found them by rigorously upholding practices of environmental stewardship on each expedition.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.treksandtracks.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fashion-conscious staff studies current trends to help cull collection of chic, contemporary tops, shoes, handbags & jewelry. The staffers at Fine Designs Boutique meticulously scrutinize contemporary fashion trends to help curate their lineup of chic apparel, shoes, and accessories. Detailed tops and jackets dangle from the shop's racks alongside a stash of handbags, boots, and heels in seasonal designs. A smattering of colorful jewelry complements the sleek attire more elegantly than embroidering Shakespearean sonnets onto pockets.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.finedesignsboutique.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Fashion-conscious staff studies current trends to help cull collection of chic, contemporary tops, shoes, handbags & jewelry. The staffers at Fine Designs Boutique meticulously scrutinize contemporary fashion trends to help curate their lineup of chic apparel, shoes, and accessories. Detailed tops and jackets dangle from the shop's racks alongside a stash of handbags, boots, and heels in seasonal designs. A smattering of colorful jewelry complements the sleek attire more elegantly than embroidering Shakespearean sonnets onto pockets.
"Robocop says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.finedesignsboutique.com/
Seattle
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Chefs quell cravings with pasta entrees & New York–style pizzas created from homemade dough & sauce inside dimly lit restaurant. New York Pizza & Bar’s culinary masterminds concoct cuisine ranging from New York–style, hand-tossed pizzas slathered with homemade sauce to half-pound Angus burgers grilled to customer specifications. Working in tandem with bartenders, the chefs complement each tomato-topped pie or pasta dish with 20 different signature martinis such as the Tsunami––a surge of coconut rum, vodka, peach schnapps, blue curacao, pineapple juice, and mist. At the Bellingham spot, dim lighting and intimate, plush booths set the tone for a romantic dinner, cozy family gathering, or the debut of a recently purchased glow-in-the-dark bracelet.
Sha Sha B., Yelp, 11/11/11 says "This place has the best cheesy bread and pizza! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.newyorkpizzaandbar.com/
Shreveport-Bossier
Only $399 means 64% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Firm or plush memory-foam mattress contours to bodies & washable cotton-velour cover adds to coziness & blocks bacteria & allergens. Nature’s Sleep pledges a strong allegiance to the environment, engineering bedroom gear that offers tempting respite without a dependence on fossil fuels or a titan-size carbon footprint. The nap technicians pair their eco-consciousness with a deep concern for human health, wrapping most of their pillows and mattresses in covers that shield against bacteria, allergens, dust, and recurring dreams about Orson Welles. In addition to mattresses, the shop outfits chambers with mattress frames, box springs, and hospital-grade biodegradable bed and bathroom linens.
Nature's Sleep says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://naturessleep.com/
Sioux-Falls
Only $10 means 90% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Touchscreen smartphones powered by Android platform navigate the web, stream videos & manage email. View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information.
"Nickleback says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tranzact.net/home.aspx
South-Bend
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Dedicated handypeople equip homeowners with tools & provide services for maintaining equipment & protecting homes against seasonal changes. The Hills True Value family calls upon more than 35 years of home-improvement expertise to provide customers with the proper tools and services for residential projects and regular upkeep. While exploring the menagerie of homecare necessities, customers can become inspired to tackle lawn and garden projects or get started on indoor renovations for the kitchen and bathroom. Patrons may also enlist help from the knowledgeable staffers, who can perform common maintenance services such as sharpening chainsaws, cutting keys, or memory-wiping protocol droids.
This guy I know says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://ww3.truevalue.com/hills/
Spokane-Coeur-Dalene
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Licensed massage therapists employ heated stones to ease pain and stress. Valley Massage Clinic’s six licensed-and-certified therapists call upon an arsenal of gliding strokes and firm pressures to ease clients’ unique ailments. The therapists practice their craft within the tranquil confines of five private treatment rooms, each of which hosts a plush massage table. Having rehabilitated sore backs and shoulders for 14 years, the team draws on a wealth of experience and knowledge to customize massages. Each session may incorporate a combination of deep-tissue pressure, craniosacral therapy, and relaxation techniques designed to alleviate the stress of traffic jams and heal injuries incurred while hurling other cars off the freeway.
Valley Massage Clinic says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.valleymassageclinic.com/
Springfield-Ma
Only $8 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? National service helps consumers find high-quality pros, such as doctors & mechanics, with live support & certified data-collection process. Tech-savvy perks such as a mobile app, buying and selling access in a digital marketplace, and live call-center support (available six days a week) keep consumers in the net-based know. Additionally, the included monthly Angie's List Magazine provides helpful tips to readers, with articles covering topics such as in-home etiquette for visiting contractors and the key differences between doctors and mad scientists.
Robocop says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.angieslist.com/
Springfield-Mo
Only $59 means 72% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed & insured car-care pros scrub down boats, yachts & RVs with meticulous interior & exterior detail services. The I-Car–certified auto experts at 2nd Chance Auto & Detailing keep cars, motorcycles, RVs, and boats shipshape with precise detailing services. They draw on more than a decade of combined experience in auto and yacht detailing as they scour transports onsite or hit the road looking for posh yachts and war elephants to clean up. Inside their detailing toolboxes are products from Auto Magic, 3M, and Meguiar's. A Reward 4 Schools membership allows 2nd Chance Auto & Detailing to promote its expertise while also supporting local schools.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Stlouis
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Members get free cage time as well as discounts on rentals & training, and players aged 5–13 hone their technique in camp. Having played and coached at the professional and Major League levels, instructors are equipped with a wealth of knowledge, which they tote to the indoor training facility where baseball and softball players of all ages hone their skills. Athletes can rent space and purchase memberships to rehearse technique on their own, or they can enroll in clinics, camps, and group or private lessons. Ten batting cages, which lock up feral mascots who escape from their plush zoo, stripe the space, and 25-foot ceilings give players plenty of room to train. Two 75'x50' turf areas can combine into one jumbo-size field, and pitchers practice in one of four lanes.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.all-starperformance.net/
Stockton
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Paper boutique customizes 100% cotton notes with choice between name or monogram or supplies stationery & invitations. The walls of Paper Habit are covered from floor to ceiling in colorful invitations, cards, envelopes, and ribbons, all neatly arranged according to thickness or hue. Engraved monograms, motifs and borders customize Crane & Co. stationery made from 100% cotton. Designers such as William Arthur, Arabella, and Marsupial Invitations furnish a vast selection of wedding invitations, which brides can browse in sample books. Blank stock is also available for self-creations, and the staff are willing and able to design unique, custom invitations.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://paperhabit.com/
Syracuse
Only $15 means 57% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Trained & certified technician applies extensions lash by lash or airbrushes on custom spray-tan hue. After pursuing a corporate career for more than a decade, Aubrey James quit her job to pursue her first loves—cosmetology and skincare. As she began to do makeup for weddings and fashion shoots, Aubrey refined the skills she’d learned at cosmetology school years before. To update her skincare knowledge, she also completed 600 hours of aesthetics training at the Aesthetic Science Institute, receiving her certificate with honors. Today, Aubrey confidently offers a suite of beautifying services at Lashes, Locks & Lips, from various makeup services to custom spray tans and Lavish Lash extensions.
Lashes, Locks & Lips Makeup Artistry by Aubrey James says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lasheslockslips.com/
Tallahassee
Only $39 means 74% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! In cleaning sessions, technicians arrive to adjust chemical balance, vacuum & clean skimmer while owners are out. The staff at Southeast Pool Outlet grooms clients' swimming holes with a roster of services. To celebrate floods of sunshine, the crews install in-ground concrete pools with tiled or vinyl-lined floors and new pumps and filters. Pool maintenance services include one-time or regular cleaning sessions, as well as liner replacement, which often uncovers Marco Polo's favorite hiding place.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://sepooloutlet.com/
Tampa-Bay-Area
Only $40 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! BYOB classes with included margaritas let students construct 3-course meal with dishes such as grouper ceviche, conch chowder & pork roast. Key West native Chef James helms The Chef 4 U, channeling 10 years of experience as a culinary teacher, personal chef, and caterer. During classes, the sounds that fill the kitchen grow gradually more confident as students learn to slice veggies, apply the proper bend of citric juices to ceviches, and squeeze salt from seawater for margaritas. The menus for classes and precooked meals alike are ripe with influences from Cuban, European, and Asian culinary traditions, which peep through in shredded pork, wine sauces, and miso glazes. While working in the kitchen to sate his own clients, Chef James flips through a rolodex of ingredients he went to school with in order to craft menus for vegetarian and gluten-free tastes.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://thechef4u.com/Home.html
Toledo
Only $8 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fresh toppings decorate doughy slices of pizza alongside salads, subs, cheesy bread & dessert pizza in family-friendly eatery. In 19 years, the East of Chicago Pizza franchise has scattered its doughy delicacies to 90-some locations that stretch from the Midwest to Myrtle Beach. More than authentic, deep-dish, Chicago--style pizza stirs in its kitchens. The hearty Windy City pie homes in on hunger with a sauce-on-top construction and a knife-and-fork imperative. Still, appetites find their way to the loaded subs, boneless wings, and other savory fare on the menu. Fresh salads topped with grilled chicken or sprinkled with cheese balance the indulgence of parmesan poppers, cheezystix, and fold-over pizza sandwiches, leaving patrons more charged up than a robot after its first kiss with a power outlet.
East of Chicago Pizza says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Topeka-Lawrence
Only $28 means 84% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! At-home teeth-whitening kit brightens smiles two to five shades with 30% carbamide peroxide during 15- to 30-minute daily treatments. Platinum Whites’s smile engineers package the same professional whitening solutions used in dental offices into affordable at-home kits. Each kit uses heat-molded trays and water-based gels containing 30% carbamide peroxide to brighten smiles without overdrying teeth or harming sensitive nerves. Gels arrive in an easy-to-use pen applicator, which helps to reduce waste and minimize contact with gums or wax-lip collections.
Richard, Buzzillions, 4/6/09 says "The gel pen is much more convenient than trying to get just the right amount into your trays with the old-school syringe styles. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.platinumwhites.com/
Tucson
Only $399 means 67% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. The fractional laser promotes cell turnover and collagen growth, reducing the appearance of fine lines, scars, and sun damage.. Led by Dr. Mark Chorebanian, the team at Mena's Aesthetics performs nonsurgical treatments and skin rejuvenation with multiple types of lasers. Clinician Mena Latas has traveled the country certifying offices in laser treatments. She specializes in reducing hair on darker skin tones with Palomar IPL lasers and treating acne with laser technology and chemical peels. Technicians clear complexions with medical-grade products, such as SkinMedica and Obagi Medical. To combat wrinkles caused by squinting at eye-chart wallpaper, certified injector Lisa Sanders administers Botox and dermal fillers.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.menasaesthetics.com/
Tulsa
Only $26 means 61% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Nail technicians pamper hands & feet with exfoliating sugar scrubs, moisturizing lotions & OPI polish. Inside the bright, spacious salon, black leather chairs with bubbling foot basins line the walls facing a flat-screen TV while nail technicians pamper hands and feet with more than 15 different types of manicures and pedicures. In addition to nail services, licensed aestheticians perform organic and microdermabrasion facials with Pangea Organics skincare products that are free of synthetic fragrances and fillers, as well as waxing services and eyelash extensions. Massage therapists inject relaxation with custom kneads and an arsenal of aromatherapy scents, and private spa-party packages combine treatments with complimentary margaritas for birthdays, bachelorette parties, and secret Supreme Court justice outings.
The "Wizinator" says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
Ventura-County
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Thousands of new & used book titles include Hunger Games, comic-book-style Bible & inspirational memoirs. Abednego Book Shoppe, whose name derives from a verse in the Bible's "Book of Daniel," came to fruition in 1998 as a product of the entrepreneurial spirit and unwavering faith of owners Clarey Rudd and his wife. Aisles of new and used Christian books beckon readers to thumb through a variety of page-turners that take on subjects and themes such as marriage, prayer, and inspirational memoir. As Abednego Book Shoppe continues to grow, Clarey builds on his collection of English Bible translations––a compendium of more than 200 titles that he hopes will be in a Bible museum one day. Abednego's sub-store, Books for Cooks, prevents fledgling chefs from burning Fruit Loops on the stove with vast quantities of new and used cookbooks.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Washington-Dc
Only $49 means 67% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Q-switch laser breaks up pigment to dissolve tattoos, with Zimmer Cryo cooling system making the experience more comfortable. Technicians dispatch beams from a Q-switch laser to break up pigment and leave a blank swatch of skin in its wake. During a free consultation, pros evaluate clients' health history and bring in two-dimensional veterinarians to examine sparrow tattoos before dissolving the design. A page of frequently asked questions reveals that the pulses of high-intensity light, mitigated by the instrument's Zimmer Cryo cooling system, typically feel like the snapping of a rubber band. Professional tattoos generally take 4 to 10 treatments to fully fade. Inked clients may opt, however, to have tattoos lightened in preparation for a cover-up or to erase a section of a larger piece.
Robocop says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
Westchester-County
Only $75 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Organically minded cleaning company meticulously scrubs bathroom & kitchen fixtures & swipes dust from woodwork using all-natural products. When Dionne Walker gave birth to a baby girl in 2000, she started to see the world in a different way. She became aware of the foods she was putting into her daughter's body and into her own. She applied a similar philosophy to her cleaning business, Naturally Clean, where she uses only all-natural products from brands such as Biokleen, Seventh Generation, and Aubrey Organics. Dionne and her cadre of cleaning technicians dig deep into dingy living spaces for routine and deep-cleaning sessions, moving furniture to clean spots that cleaners traditionally miss. Because all the products used are nontoxic and fully biodegradable, pets, children, and beloved pet rocks are free to trundle across living spaces without fear.
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Wichita
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Expert divers teach introductory diving skills and kids ages 8 to 12 celebrate birthdays during 2.5-hour pool party. Pro Ski and Scuba, a PADI five-star IDC facility, shares the basics of breathing underwater in the two-hour Discover Scuba Diving Experience led by certified instructors with more than 25 years of combined experience. The controlled pool environment keeps things safe and simple for all involved as instructors acquaint students with provided dive equipment as well as aquatic dos and don'ts culled from their vast, ocean-like expanses of knowledge. During the 2.5-hour class, students practice ascents, descents, and anglerfish impressions. Although students aren't certified to dive after one class, the Discover Scuba Diving Experience’s skills can be credited toward PADI open-water certification should class-goers decide to pursue an underwater graduate degree. Those who prefer to dive in groups can bring along up to three friends, and kids ages eight to 12 can forgo conventional birthday parties for a celebration in Pro Ski and Scuba’s pool with up to eight friends and two adults. Birthday parties often span 2.5 hours, and for an additional $20, Pro Ski will provide a birthday cake and silverware.
Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Wilmington-Newark
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Charmingly designed gloves & 50+ apron styles protect men, women & kids from kitchen spills. Little misses aged 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) and try to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.
Connie G., Peanut Butter and Whine, 2/1/12 says "I loved the feminine look and the fun pattern, but after I tried it on I fell in love with the style and the fit. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flirtyaprons.com/
Worcester
Only $49 means 71% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Certified instructors lead seven-week courses on fencing fundamentals inside 8,000-square-foot facility, with all equipment included. Nationally certified instructor Doug Jacobs parries his way through Worcester Fencing Club’s 8,000-square-foot facility, educating fledgling fencers in the ways of the sword and emphasizing proper technique. Spanning seven consecutive weeks, the introductory course sheds light on the fundamentals of sword swinging, footwork, thrusts, and when to shout “touché” at incoming swordfish. Participants ages 12 and older can hone more advanced and nuanced techniques, whereas those 11 and younger focus on having fun, showing good sportsmanship, and grooming d’Artagnanesque mustaches. Classes meet once a week, and Worcester Fencing Club provides all necessary equipment. Groupon holders are not required to join the United States Fencing Association.
This guy I know says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.worcesterfencing.com/
Youngstown
Only $10 means 90% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Touchscreen smartphones powered by Android platform navigate the web, stream videos & manage email. View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://gr.pn/FOkuOl

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