Thursday, March 22, 2012

March 22, 2012 Deals!

Akron-Canton
Only $15 means 63% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! T.R.Y.-certified instructor imparts ancient poses and deep-breathing exercises during multi-level yoga classes at Faith Gym. T.R.Y.-certified yoga instructor Kim MacKay funnels more than 25 years of experience into yoga classes for students of all skill levels. Steeped in ancient traditions such as Kripalu and Anusara, she infuses routines with classic yogic elements such as strength-building poses, deep-breathing exercises, and limbo competitions. Kim makes inhalations and exhalations a central focus during Vinyasa classes, which revolve around dance-like sequences of stretches and bends. Instead of eating sandwiches mid-headstand, class participants can explore mealtime poses during 30- and 60-minute Yoga for Lunch sessions.
"Bill Gates says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Albany-Capital-Region
Only $40 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Aestheticians at 30-year-old skincare center smooth countenances with 75-minute enzyme facial or 90-minute facial-peel combo. Although the treatments they perform have evolved with technology, Gooding Skin System's aestheticians maintain the quality level of products and services that has kept them in business for more than 30 years. The staff strives to bring out the best in each customer, whether enhancing complexions with a peel, buffing nails with a manicure, or pulling magic scarves out of bellybuttons. They bolster skincare regimens with products from Murad, SkinCeuticals, Guinot Paris, and Sothys, and can tailor at-home routines for clients hoping to keep their faces glowing after a treatment.
The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://skinsystems.com/
Albany-Ga
Only $20 means 57% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Convenient, recyclable pouches full of gluten-free, freeze-dried fruits and veggies. NurturMe, created by two entrepreneurial moms, nestles certified-organic, gluten-free dried fruits and veggies sourced from the U.S. inside individual recyclable pouches, treating tykes to an assortment of healthy meals. Portable packets of plump peas, bananas, and squash mix with water, breast milk, or formula, introducing infants or toddlers to nutritious food with none of the added sugars or artificial clown tears of other baby foods. The palm-sized pouches are convenient, made from recycled material, and can be carted easily to play dates, daycare, or baby’s first art opening.
NurturMe Organic Baby Food says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://nurturme.com/
Albuquerque
Only $29 means 69% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fitness facilities bustle with youth sports leagues, afterschool enrichment programs, adult fitness classes & cardio & weight equipment. The Y presents strenuous physical exercises for adult patrons with fitness classes such as yoga, dance, and cycling, and stimulates minds and creativity muscles during Spanish classes, guitar workshops, and senior outings. Workout rooms have advanced cardio and weight-training machines to torch calories and tone muscles. During the Y's six-week FitStart program, qualified coaches meet with clients in weekly or bi-weekly exercise sessions to give useful feedback and encouraging motivation, all after gauging health levels with an initial balloon-blowing contest.
Bill Gates says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ymcacnm.org/
Allentown-Reading
Only $25 means 66% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! 48 lanes welcome up to six bowlers as they roll with optional bumpers, shoes & soda for two hours. Forty-eight gleaming, wooden lanes shimmer under bright lights as polished, multicolored bowling balls careen toward pins waiting at the other end. As friends, families, and bitter enemies take aim and release balls, flat-panel scoreboards automatically update scores alongside irresponsibly hilarious monikers. Occasionally, glow bowling dazzles the senses with pumping music, heady fog, and magnificent laser-light shows. For little ones, bumpers line gutters to make hurling easier, as a redemption arcade and children's activity center beckons. Bowlers can also amuse themselves at one of the Billiard Hall’s 10 pool tables, or hit up a bowling and billiards pro shop to get tips, equipment, or inspiration for a new juggling routine.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.berkslanes.com/
Amarillo
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
Robocop says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Anchorage
Only $9 means 55% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Trained aesthetician harnesses techniques & products that help to minimize pain as quick swipes of wax leave no stray strands. From her private treatment room within Bella Day Spa, trained Novalash eyelash extensionist and aesthetician Mandie boosts and reduces all manner of bodily fringe. By harnessing Novalash's diverse line of extensions, Mandie darkens and lengthens existing lash lines as she carefully bonds each faux strand to the natural lash with a specialized adhesive and stories about the extension's childhood. Meanwhile, the specialist's waxing services use veteran techniques to help minimize pain as warm wax eradicates every unwanted bristle from both male and female physiques. Once clients are finished, they can saunter back into Bella Day Spa’s contemporary beauty haven, where shelves of Pureology and Dermalogica products make catcalls at hairdos.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.akbelladayspa.com/
Ann-Arbor
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Eclectic menu features New York–style pizzas, American grilled fare, and Mexican staples such as steak quesadillas. NYPD’s trio of Italian-born owners chased their culinary dreams to New York City 15 years ago. They honed their craft in downtown pizzerias and high-end restaurants before opening their own restaurant along Ann Arbor’s bustling William Street. Headlined by New York–style pizzas, the eclectic menu also borrows from classic American and Mexican cuisines. NYPD stays open until 4 a.m., ensuring that astronomers and bar-goers are equally well fed.
Denise Z., Yelp, 1/12/12 says ""Prices are reasonable and by the slice? Perfect for when you're on the go or don't want to commit to one whole flavor profile." "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.newyorkpizzaannarbor.com/
Appleton
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Former Miami rib shack turned international food chain serves St. Louis–style ribs, signature steaks, and fresh seafood. Today, chefs still diligently emulate Tony's original ribs recipes, grilling up signature steaks and fresh-caught seafood combos enhanced with sides and garnishes of seasonal ingredients. In addition to the restaurant's signature meaty entrees, the staff whips up oven-baked desserts such as the golden-apple tarts and redskin potatoes hand- mashed by distinguished martial artists.
eaner921, TripAdvisor, 12/22/11 says ""Very pleasant surroundings, good service, food served hot and tasty & excellent draft beers available. What could be better?" "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tonyromas.com/home
Asheville
Only $55 means 45% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Experienced contractor helps clients with home-improvement projects such as remodeling, tiling, decking & painting. Licensed contractor and carpenter Dustin Penland first put his skills to the test while attending Western Carolina University, where he led the Construction Management Club. A member of the National Association of Home Builders, Penland today offers an array of construction and home-improvement services, including timber framing, remodeling, and additions. In an effort to protect the environment, Penland encourages his clients to build Energy Star– or HealthyBuilt-certified homes, which cut operational costs in half, improve indoor air quality, and attract green-crested Captain Planets in the spring. Peruse his portfolio for a sampling of his work.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.milestonebuilding.com/
Athens-Ga
Only $64 means 53% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Home-brewing kit quick starts batches of ales, lagers & stouts with premium hops, yeasts & grains as well as easy recipes. The hops hobbyists at Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies provide equipment and encouragement to aspiring beverage crafters nationwide. Unlike puzzle-piece-of-the-month clubs, the brewing essentials equipment kit provides everything a first-time brewer needs in one handy package, except for bottles and the brew kettle itself. Ingredient kits yield 5-gallon liquid harvests in flavors such as irish red ale, a richly colored, aromatic quaff popular among home brewers and discerning drinkers. Autumn amber ale provides a roasty seasonal sip, and irish stout sports a rich bittersweet brew topped with a creamy head. Whatever the favored flavor, Midwest's premium ingredients and handy 90-minute how-to DVD help to make consistent batches each time, aiding neophyte brewers in avoiding the embarrassment of turning out a spicy pilsner or bacon-flavored lager. Suds designers can continue to hone their skills by using the $25 gift certificate for the next ingredient kit.
Chris M., Yelp, 1/10/11 says "Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Augusta
Only $399 means 64% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Firm or plush memory-foam mattress contours to bodies & washable cotton-velour cover adds to coziness & blocks bacteria & allergens. Nature’s Sleep pledges a strong allegiance to the environment, engineering bedroom gear that offers tempting respite without a dependence on fossil fuels or a titan-size carbon footprint. The nap technicians pair their eco-consciousness with a deep concern for human health, wrapping most of their pillows and mattresses in covers that shield against bacteria, allergens, dust, and recurring dreams about Orson Welles. In addition to mattresses, the shop outfits chambers with mattress frames, box springs, and hospital-grade biodegradable bed and bathroom linens.
Nature's Sleep says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.naturessleep.com/
Austin
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Customers choose from 14 frozen-yogurt flavors & more than 60 toppings to custom-fill their own cups in vibrant, locally owned shop. As longtime residents of the community, Ashher and Sajjad actively give back by regularly partnering with local charities and schools for fundraisers and events.
Berry Cool Frozen Yogurt says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Bakersfield
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Intimate apparel accentuates sexuality with satin, lace & silk in collections of bras, panties, chemises & corsets. Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
J Timbo says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.frenchlingerieoutlet.com/
Baltimore
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! 88-year-old shop employs creative designers to sculpt fresh floral arrangements & wedding bouquets that received praise from Knot magazine. Lauded by the Knot magazine in 2009 for its stylish nuptial bouquets, Rutland Beard Florist has enlisted creative designers to fashion floral arrangements since 1923. Nestled deep in the heart of the boutiques' fragrant mazes inspired by French flower markets, bouquets brimming with seasonal blooms, perennials, and tropical flora spill out of elegant vases and baskets. The nimble-fingered staffers also pile fresh fruit into gift baskets, and they assemble themed creations suitable for all occasions, such as anniversaries, birthdays, or a baby's first successful attempt at landing an airplane.
Alexis, Google Places, 9/9/10 says "Rutland Beard Florist"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.rutlandbeardruxton.com/
Baton-Rouge
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Cooks embrace Mediterranean influences as they slice savory gyro meats & fry homemade falafel. Although the dining room houses more than 10 tables draped with blue-green vinyl tablecloths, Kamal’s Kafe can also seat guests outdoors on its covered patio. The patio’s ceiling fans help to ward off territorial helicopters and circulate fresh air throughout the space.
Tim S., Urbanspoon, 1/13/12 says "The chicken shwarma is fantastic!...The servers are fast, friendly, and considerate. "
Buyers should note Expires May 24, 2012
Billings
Only $64 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Home-brewing kit quick starts batches of ales, lagers & stouts with premium hops, yeasts & grains as well as easy recipes. The hops hobbyists at Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies provide equipment and encouragement to aspiring beverage crafters nationwide. Unlike puzzle-piece-of-the-month clubs, the brewing essentials equipment kit provides everything a first-time brewer needs in one handy package, except for bottles and the brew kettle itself. Ingredient kits yield 5-gallon liquid harvests in flavors such as irish red ale, a richly colored, aromatic quaff popular among home brewers and discerning drinkers. Autumn amber ale provides a roasty seasonal sip, and irish stout sports a rich bittersweet brew topped with a creamy head. Whatever the favored flavor, Midwest's premium ingredients and handy 90-minute how-to DVD help to make consistent batches each time, aiding neophyte brewers in avoiding the embarrassment of turning out a spicy pilsner or bacon-flavored lager. Suds designers can continue to hone their skills by using the $25 gift certificate for the next ingredient kit.
Chris M., Yelp, 1/10/11 says "Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Birmingham
Only $99 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Custom, intense-pulsed-light treatments help diminish age spots, freckles, reticular veins & acne with no downtime. Featured on Fox 6, La Vie MD specializes in making people feel better from the inside out, offering medical and aesthetic services in a physician-overseen facility that feels more like a spa than a doctor's office. Hormone-replacement therapy is one of the shop's specialties, bringing bodies back into a youthful state balance, which can help increase energy, improve memory and concentration, and curb any desire to ask the file cabinet on a date. Aesthetic treatments such as Botox and IPL photo rejuvenation diminish visual signs of aging without surgery, and the center's medical weight-loss programs combine dietary limitations with a regimen of injections or pills containing a naturally occurring protein that abates the hunger and fatigue often associated with dieting.
R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://laviemd.com/
Boise
Only $135 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed guides lead passengers age 4 and up on a relaxing jaunt down the main Payette River. Bear Valley River Co. fuels outdoor fun with half- or full-day whitewater-rafting excursions along the Payette River. Licensed guides help passengers navigate the river’s twists and turns from a well-maintained fleet of inflatable rafts. The current-savvy hosts provide life jackets, helmets, and a laminated copy of A River Runs Through It for each rider, and can also offer catered meals prepared in the company's on-site restaurant. Guides place a strong emphasis on safety with mandatory equipment checks and a safety orientation before each excursion. Following the whitewater orientation, groups can enjoy a relaxing jaunt down the main Payette River, course through the waterfalls and Class IV rapids of the South Fork, or spend the day fishing in Swirly Canyon.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires May 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bearvalleyrafting.com/
Boston
Only $99 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Sailboat tours of Harbor Islands, sunset sails, nighttime city light tour & Tall Ship viewings include free soft drinks & snacks. Guests sip on complimentary soft drinks or their own wine and beer and nibble on snacks as they marvel at Little Brewster Island’s 295-year-old lighthouse, Boston Light, capable of beaming light 27 miles into the Atlantic. Passengers aboard nighttime sails witness the dazzling lights of the Boston skyline or fading amber glow of the sun as it sets or burns out. Seacoast Sailing offers easy accessibility with free parking, a central location within walking distance from the T, and it's reachable by water taxi.
This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.seacoastsailing.com/
Buffalo
Only $38 means 54% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Upscale dinner fare such as grilled rock lobster tail, ginger-lime shrimp and scallops, and coriander duck breast. The eatery also strives to be epic in its drink selection with a varnished wooden bar offering more than 25 imported or microbrewery beers as well as an extensive wine list. Diners can kick off the weekend with dinner, drinks, and jams every Friday night, with entertainment alternating between salsa and live bands.
Janice Okun, Buffalo News, 10/27/11 says "BuffaloSpree.com feature"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Cedar-Rapids-Iowa-City
Only $35 means 71% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Four trainers lead indoor and outdoor exercises that change daily to save students from getting used to a routine.. CrossFit Cedar Rapids owners Dmitry Altshul and Jake Swanson know a thing or two about the human body—both are certified CrossFit trainers, and Swanson also holds a black belt in tang soo do and a position as a submission-grappling coach at Revolution Martial Arts. Along with two other trainers, this pair draws on a vast knowledge of physical activity to create a new training regimen for every day of the week. This constant whirlwind of exercise cycles through everything from rowing and carrying heavy objects to Olympic weightlifting and gymnastics training. By following these constantly changing regimens, students build strength, speed, and stamina without suffering the boredom that results from sticking to a single routine or sleeping through a single exercise video.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 6, 2012
The Companies Website: http://cedarrapidscrossfit.com/
Central-Jersey
Only $20 means 58% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Nail services include hand massage & hot-stone foot massage; deep-conditioning reinvigorates hair health. After owning and operating salons and spas in Mercer County for more than 25 years, stylist Robert Cacciabaudo—whose looks have graced the pages of Glamour, Elle, and Philadelphia magazines—envisioned a tranquil beauty oasis where customers could enjoy cutting-edge hair services and relaxing spa services under one roof. His dream became a reality in 2002: On the first floor of a renovated, two-story building outfitted with elegant French-country décor, a hair salon blends classic style with the latest beauty trends and technologies. On the second floor, private treatment rooms host nail services, waxing, massages, Dermalogica facials, and Mac makeup applications.
Stephanie, Google Places, 2/19/12 says "Robert James Salon & Spa"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.rjspa.com/
Charleston
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Fully automated system tans clients from head to toe in seconds with FDA-approved tanning solution. Having begun as a single tanning shop in Greenville during the autumn of 1990, Ultratan has since blossomed into more than 70 locations throughout the Carolinas and Georgia due to its popularity and commitment to quality service. Over the years, the collection of spas has accumulated numerous awards such as Best Tanning Salon from the Daily Gamecock for providing the best equipment in both tanning beds and spray-tan technology. As a member of the International Smart Tan Network, its commitment to safe tans also encompasses a passion for keeping their customers educated about responsible tanning routines and never tanning without a helmet.
"Mr. Quigly says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Mar 28, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.ultratantoday.com/
Charlotte
Only $39 means 78% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Two back-to-back 15-minute treatments visibly whiten teeth with FDA-approved gel & produce results that last up to one year. Two highly effective back-to-back treatments immediately render smiles up to seven shades whiter and, with proper care, results can last up to 12 months, or roughly the time it takes to adapt the phonebook into a comedic opera.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Chattanooga
Only $15 means 57% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Electric bikes cruise up to 20 mph & feature three power settings for variable levels of assistance. The bikes, available at the shop for rental or sale, come in all sizes and run off a battery that is recharged via a traditional wall outlet. Chattanooga Electric Bikes caries models from Ezip, Izip, and Pedego, as well as conversion kits to help traditional two-wheelers to make the jump to electric. Certified technicians ensure bikes are held to the highest safety standards and don't become sentient, and they can service any brand of electric bicycle.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Chicago
Only $45 means 53% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Passengers relax or help raise sails & steer on BYOB cruises beneath the sunset or moonlight. In addition to being a current member of the American Sail Training Association, the Red Witch finished among the finalists for Best Boat/Cruise Service Provider in the 2010 Illinois Meetings + Events Readers’ Choice Best of Awards.
Elizabeth A., Yelp, 9/30/11 says "Really good experience! "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
Cincinnati
Only $16 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! In 30–60 minutes, ASE–certified technicians swap out oil with standard or synthetic fluids by Valvoline, Honda, or Amsoil. In 1974, firemen Jim Daugherty and Jim Greve needed a little extra cash to support their families and so began working on cars in their spare time. Realizing their passion for autos, the Jims—along with pal George Berry—eventually opened up their own gas station, and by 1979 turned the pump into a full-service repair shop that specifically catered to Toyotas and other Japanese makes. Today, joined by a full staff of ASE–certified and ASE master technicians, Jim’s continues to specialize in Japanese cars and also treats a wide range of vehicles, including rides from Lexus and DeLorean time machines, as well as performing an extensive list of repair and maintenance services.
jw, Google Places, 11/29/11 says "What a great shop and group of guys. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Cleveland
Only $1400 means 48% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Clear, custom-fit aligners straighten teeth within 5–6 months. A graduate of The Ohio State University College of Dentistry and LVI, nearly 15 years of experience have shaped Dr. Hickle into a highly skilled general dentist who performs routine screenings as well as cosmetic treatments, such as implants and whitening. Throughout each appointment, she focuses on patient comfort and offers sedation options, such as toothbrushes that emit whale songs, to help shaky patients relax..
"Bill Gates says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Colorado-Springs
Only $99 means 78% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. After consultation, three tattoo-removal sessions use dual-wavelength laser to break down unwanted ink as cooling system limits discomfort. At its locations in Loveland and Denver, Tattoo Must Go's expert technicians erase unwelcome ink with a Q-switched laser, which sends nanosecond pulses of intense light to the treatment area. Patients go through a complimentary consultation before treatment begins, determining the number of sessions necessary depending on ink colors, skin tones, and how many Alfs are in the tattoo. During half-hour treatments, the laser breaks down particles of any color while minimally affecting the skin. A Zimmer Cryo 6 Chiller provides additional comfort during the process, keeping the treated area cool. Patients can return for their next treatment in as few as three weeks.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 19, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tattoomustgo.com/
Columbia
Only $45 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Nutrient-rich seaweed & Klamath blue-green algae help to hydrate & detoxify body while also stimulating metabolism in one-hour wrap. "Massage is my passion," says Nick West, a licensed massage therapist who channeled his interest in physiology and his desire to help people into a worthwhile career. Prior to each session, which takes place in a warm, private room filled with soft music and the purr of a thousand kittens, he chats with clients to get a sense of their emotional, mental, and physical needs. This allows him to custom tailor their treatment, whether incorporating soothing Swedish strokes or targeted deep-tissue kneads to achieve the most effective results. Though happy to assuage general aches, Nick finds the greatest reward in helping those suffering from chronic-pain conditions, such as fibromyalgia, arthritis, and cancer.
Robocop says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
Columbia-Mo
Only $79 means 68% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. MacConnell and Associates sealant protects against future damage to driveways. The paving experts from Missouri Brothers Asphalt mend weathered driveways by filling in small, minor cracks and matching each surface with a shiny new coat of asphalt sealant. After prepping the surface by cleaning off dirt and debris, the team covers splits and fissures caused by fickle temperatures or woozy shot-putters. Next, a technician sprays MacConnell and Associates MAC 52 sealer over the entire surface using a modern applicator from Panther Equipment. The sealant helps protect the surface from future damage and is backed up by a one-year guarantee, which provides a complimentary retouch of damages to asphalt that were caused by product defect, not by other causes, such as snowplows. Missouri Brothers Asphalt can also repaint parking-lot stripes and markers.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://missouribrothersasphalt.com/
Columbus
Only $59 means 49% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Seasoned stylists wield brand-name products to smooth, condition, highlight & add artful style to clients' locks. In the Gentleman’s Room, barbers with more than 26 years of combined experience groom men with cuts, fades, beard trims, and razor shaves. And throughout the day, trained aestheticians revitalize exteriors with skin services such as aromatherapy facials, which nourish and moisturize with fragrant blends of essential oils, herbs, and fruit that's fallen close to the tree, rather than far from the ground.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.oghair.com/
Columbus-Ga
Only $10 means 90% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Touchscreen smartphones powered by Android 2.3 platform navigate the web, stream videos & manage email. View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://gr.pn/FOkuOl
Corpus-Christi
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Certified personal trainers lead ocean-side fitness classes that tone & define muscles under sun. Padre Island Health and Fitness’s fleet of energetic and certified trainers lead students through beach fitness classes under the sun’s gaze as the Gulf waters lap the powdery sand. Breaking free from stationary equipment at traditional gyms, patrons torch calories with their toes in the sand during morning boot camp, and stretch and tone their muscles in the Beach Body Flow class, which combines yoga, Pilates, tai chi, and traditional mermaid calls. A beginners' running club introduces novice sprinters to the toe-friendly art of running in the sand, and one-on-one personal-training sessions pair exercisers with a certified trainer for customized, outdoor fitness routines.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
Dallas
Only $99 means 83% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Zoom! treatment whitens teeth up to 8 shades with hydrogen peroxide gel & specific Zoom! light that work together to break up stains. Dr. Andy Chang leads a team of smile salvagers that brightens teeth up to eight shades with Zoom! or Dash whitening treatments. Prior to treatment, a staffer covers the lips and gums. Then a hydrogen peroxide–infused gel coats teeth in a solution activated by light, which helps the gel penetrate teeth and break up discoloration. As the bleaching expert works on teeth, patients may listen to music or daydream about stopping a bank robbery armed with nothing but their smile. The Zoom! treatment is broken into two 20-minute bleaching sessions administered during the same office visit, while Dash whitens during three, 15-minute treatments.
Jason, Google Places, 9/28/11 says "Elite Dental Associates"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.elitedentalonline.com/
Dayton
Only $59 means 80% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Expert handymen wash houses with high-velocity water or coat exterior walls and doors in vibrant paints that can withstand harsh weather. Five Star Painting's expert wall refurbishers de-stress home decoration with complete setup and teardown. Prior to painting interiors, painters move or drape drop cloths over all area rugs, furniture, and indoor anthills and ensure a smooth finish by spackling tiny holes and cracks. Five Star's punctual professionals also redecorate the home's rugged exterior, scraping away loose layers and re-staining wood siding if necessary. Home husks sport lavish coats of 100%-latex paints with Emulsa-Bond, which helps paints adhere to surfaces and protects against UV rays and attacks by sentient sunlamps. Staining services stylize and weatherize decks and wooden fencing. Grime exterminators expunge mildew, algae, dirt, and salt deposits through a pressure-washing solution of 10:1 bleach to detergent. The all-around handypersons also wash windows and hang holiday lights or clean Santa impersonators out of chimneys during the holidays.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Daytona-Beach
Only $40 means 49% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. After buffet of delicacies such as sweet & sour pulled pork, Polynesian cultural show for all ages culminates in flaming fire knife dance. The eatery’s full bar further enlivens shows with cocktails such as the Flaming Volcano for two, a mixture of three types of rum with orange and pineapple juice that burns brighter than a bonfire fueled by SAT-prep books. For less formal fare, the onsite café serves simple omelet breakfasts, and the pool-deck menu centers on sandwiches.
This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.myohanaluau.com/
Denver
Only $25 means 72% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed muscle-melters soothe tight tendons & reduce stress with 60-minute massages at clinics, wellness centers & health spas. OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.oolamoola.com/
Des-Moines
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Races make use of manmade obstacles & natural creeks, hills & brush to challenge racers before rewarding them with cash prizes & cold beer. Being an Iowa-based company, Sleepy Hollow supports more than 300 groups annually, providing funding for causes ranging from local schools to cancer research. The park also serves as the permanent residence of the annual Des Moines Renaissance Faire and Haunted Scream Park.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expiration varies
Detroit
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Whimsical from-scratch sugar cookies cut into springtime designs and decorated with pastel frosting. Baker Nikki has always had a knack for handiwork: She’s sewn quilts, pasted together scrapbooks, and designed party invitations for friends. When she began baking cookies, she applied the same meticulous attention to detail. The only difference was that now, her canvas was edible. In addition to experimenting with new twists on sugar-cookie recipes, Nikki constantly expands her repertoire of whimsical designs. Though requesting a cookie that matches your birth weight isn’t advisable, The Sweetest Thing happily customizes cookie orders for special occasions.
The Sweetest Thing says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
El-Paso
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Sushi rolls, half-pound burgers & slow-cooked barbecue served on outdoor patio or inside dining room with turf panels on walls. To further fuel festivities, The Garden features extensive wine and scotch menus, bottle service, 16 beers on draft, and an onsite humidor with cigar brands such as Gran Habano and Rocky Patel. After catching the game on a flat-screen TV indoors, patrons can venture to the outdoor patio to sip a double-malt under the glow of a heat lamp or tie-dye sheets from the white overhead canopy in a burbling fountain.
The Garden says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thegardenep.com/
Erie
Only $89 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Grandiose hotel with views of Lake Erie is 20-minute drive from Niagara Falls. Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.
CapeCod65, TripAdvisor, 2/21/12 says "Reviews are mixed on accommodations, but guests praise recent renovations."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 17, 2012
The Companies Website: http://adamsmark.com/
Eugene
Only $80 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Experienced river guides trained in CPR provide meals, life vests, and adventurous rides down McKenzie River for rafters 4 and older. After years spent navigating the McKenzie River, the guides at McKenzie River Adventures struck upon the ideal 7-mile stretch: 28 rapids, crystal-clear waters, and forest on both shores. Today, they invite people of all ages and levels to experience the thrill of whitewater paddling. In addition to years of rafting experience, the guides tout CPR and first aid certifications as well as river-rescue training. Since they're also skilled instructors, budding paddlers can expect safety and paddling orientations before they shove off. Guides also provide all sojourners with boxed lunches, and will snap photos of rafters en route to catch pet salmon.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
Evansville
Only $25 means 61% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Best-selling DVD collection, including award-winning products, improves motor skills & speech through music. Baby Genius is an award-winning company devoted to making educational children's products that teach kids through music. With this deal, you'll receive five of the company's best-selling DVDs, each with an accompanying bonus CD, including: Favorite Children's Songs, Favorite Nursery Rhymes, Favorite Sing-A-Longs, Baby Animals Favorite Sing-A-Longs, and Favorite Counting Songs. Sit back and have a cup of tea while animated animal educators teach pocket-size pupils better motor skills, dictionary-defying vocabularies, vampire-free counting, and nap-inducing dance moves. Bonus CDs contain hit songs from the movies and will keep kids clapping and singing the entire length of a cross-country car trip.
Baby Genius says "Spring-centric Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.babygenius.com/
Fairfield-County
Only $79 means 82% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Photographer with knack for capturing drama & human passion in everyday moments snaps shots in shoot that yields two color-corrected images. At She Snaps Photography, photographer Jennifer Marrelli draws on her passion for the events of everyday life to capture candid moments in stunning portraiture. Whether capturing the tender relationship of a mother and her young toddler or the indestructible bond between fifth cousins twice removed, she employs her well-honed artistic skill to convey the beauty and complexity of human emotions. She immortalizes children, families, and grownups alike, capturing their quirks and personalities in professionally edited portraits, and also takes shots of real estate for online listings and marketing materials.
George Bush Sr. says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Fort-Lauderdale
Only $49 means 79% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. After in-depth consultation, licensed staff doles out therapeutic neck & back massages & acupuncture treatments to target pain & illness. Dr. Bloch became a believer in acupuncture and TCM after suffering a debilitating spinal-cord injury that left him paralyzed from his rib cage down on his right side and complete numb from his rib cage down on his left side. For years, he dealt with traditional western-medicine doctors telling him that he would not regain feeling on his left side, but after turning to Chinese medicine, he was able to once again feel hot, cold, sharp, and dull sensations. He's quick to admit that he still has some sensory issues, but he believes that Chinese medicine pushed him beyond the limits of western medicine, and he wants everyone who walks into his office to have similar results.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bocaacupuncture.com/
Fort-Myers-Cape-Coral
Only $72 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Singles or couples receive a facial, massage, scrub, and foot treatment with lavender essential oil, known for its antidepressant properties. Serenity Spa’s beauty professionals enhance the body’s natural healing process with holistic treatments that incorporate natural ingredients such as sea algae, banana leaves, and doTERRA essential oils. In private treatment rooms, licensed aestheticians enhance facials and rejuvenate skin with acupressure massage, crystal microdermabrasion, and lessons on new facial expressions. Muscle therapists practice more than 10 types of massage including the aromatherapy signature massage with hot towels and scalp massage. To further encourage relaxation, Serenity offers mani-pedis with paraffin treatments, aromatic foot soaks, or detoxifying scrubs. The Far infrared sauna, a complement to many spa treatments, purges toxins and helps reduce swelling by surrounding the body with heat.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.serenityspafortmyers.com/
Fort-Wayne
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Fort-Worth
Only $29 means 68% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Certified yoga instructor Brynn Byrne leads Hatha-based yoga classes for beginners & more advanced stretchers alike. Elemental Yoga’s certified yoga instructor, Brynn Byrne, strives to foster a friendly community of health and wellness through integrated Hatha yoga classes. The studio’s serviceable schedule accommodates working professionals with abbreviated lunchtime-yoga classes, which provide a full mind-body workout in 45–50 minutes with both relaxing poses and challenging, core-strengthening moves. Meanwhile, 90-minute classes delve deeper into the practice, mixing teachings of yoga philosophies with physical postures, breath awareness, and origami mat folding. More seasoned students can test the stretchiness of their transplanted cobra backbones in Advanced Asana, in which Byrne leads a series of rigorous poses designed to build strength, stamina, and flexibility.
R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.myyogisrus.com/
Fresno
Only $99 means 82% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Exams with x-rays precede teeth cleaning & whitening with chemically activated formula that brightens teeth in about one hour. SNR Dental’s founder, Dr. Shahla Satary, who has been a dentist for more than 20 years, leads a team of technicians through a vast number of dental services that range from cosmetic to hygienic. She believes in thorough examinations, and she ensures that her patients are educated about SNR’s procedures by providing dental articles, videos, and comprehensive post-op instructions on SNR’s website. While waiting for their turn with Dr. Satary, patients relax in the office's spacious lobby by watching TV, reading a magazine, or conversing with potted plants.
russl, Judy's Book, 10/5/11 says "Doctor is excellent and staff is very supportive "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://snrdental.com/
Gainesville
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirm.com/
Grand-Rapids
Only $20 means 59% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Car wash packages gild interiors and exteriors full service treatment using Neotex cleaning materials and non-acidic soaps. The dual tunnels of Waterworks Car Wash invite sullied autos in for sudsy washes and detailing services, washing away dirt and salt stains with soft Neotex cloth and non-acidic soaps. A team of technicians picks up where the tunnels leave off, freeing paint from impurities with clay-bar treatments or vacuuming away cockpit-clogging dirt and trash. Packages pack roadster restoration into bundles featuring ascending levels of attention, while an à la carte menu helps auto owners extract single spots, condition leather accents, or shampoo seats sullied during their dog’s latest carpool.
GRR :-), Google Places, 8/5/11 says "They were so kind and explained to me all about the process of each wash. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.waterworks-carwash.com/
Green-Bay
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Former Miami rib shack turned international food chain serves St. Louis–style ribs, signature steaks, and fresh seafood. Today, chefs still diligently emulate Tony's original ribs recipes, grilling up signature steaks and fresh-caught seafood combos enhanced with sides and garnishes of seasonal ingredients. In addition to the restaurant's signature meaty entrees, the staff whips up oven-baked desserts such as the golden-apple tarts and redskin potatoes hand- mashed by distinguished martial artists.
Brock D., Yelp, 2/16/11 says "Great steak and ribs, good service and a nice menu provide for a great night of dining. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tonyromas.com/home
Greenville
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Shared appetizers, such as grape leaves & mushrooms, lead into grilled seafood & vegetarian pasta entrees & selections from list of 80 wines. As they enter under the hanging wood sign bearing a carving of grapes and shuffle past the gray stone and golden stucco façade, patrons at Milano Kozani Restaurant & Bar find themselves transported to the warm kitchens and rolling vineyards of the Mediterranean. Aromas from spices imported from Italy, Greece, Israel, and Lebanon waft through the dining room, signaling the arrival of Mediterranean dishes, including recipes from head chef Tim Robinson's favored region of Emilia Romagna. While he focuses on Northern Italian dishes, the chef also consistently snares an eclectic blend of local ingredients, such as produce and seafood, and crafts gluten-free versions of every dish on the menu. He often appears on the floor to meet clientele, roaming the dining room to chat with diners and make sure their forks have the proper number of prongs. To compliment his dishes, the serving staff often pairs meals with more than 80 wines hailing from Europe, South and North America, and Australia.
corey, Urbanspoon, 3/5/12 says "Our server was very friendly and the atmosphere was good. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.milanokozani.com/
Hampton-Roads
Only $17 means 56% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Mexican feast starts with fresh guacamole followed by authentic eats such as carnitas and fried chimichangas.. Cancun Fiesta’s team of chefs whips up traditional Mexican dishes amid a culinary orchestra of steaks sizzling on the grill and the savory scents of simmering rice and beans wafting through the air. The staff operates three locations, including one next to Lynnhaven Mall in Virginia Beach. Firm believers that fresh ingredients make the tastiest meals and the best friends, the chefs assemble a menu of authentic eats using mouthwatering constituents such as fresh mexican cheese, ripe avocados, and Angus beef. Affable servers whisk plates out from the kitchen into the vibrantly hued dining room, the décor of which features bold artwork and cacti that sidle up to tables to be petted and fed bites of burritos.
Olga, Urbanspoon, 2/15/12 says "Cancun Fiesta"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Harrisburg
Only $25 means 55% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Professional cleaners scour countertops, change linens & make beds, feather-dust grimy surfaces & disinfect bathrooms & kitchens. The residential washerpersons at Vividly Clean scrub away indoor pollution, performing exhaustive services to remove dirt and grime from a variety of nooks and crannies. Professional maids arrive wielding their own cleaning supplies and equipment to scour surfaces and remove moon-dusty footprints on the ceiling left behind by rude astronaut houseguests. Bedroom carpets are massaged with vacuum cleaners, and bed sheets are changed and tucked in. Cleaners will also thoroughly sanitize bathroom and kitchen surfaces before moving on to tickle the living room, hallways, and stairs with feather dusters.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.vividlyclean.com/
Hartford
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Bulgogi boasts pan-broiled beef flavored with honey, garlic & ground pear, while seasoning spices up rack of New Zealand lamb. Inside the dining room, a rotating selection of art hangs upon crimson walls. Each piece purchased sponsors Min Ghung's Art in Red Room program, which aims to increase awareness of work by local artists. Outside, strings of colorful paper lanterns decorate a patio freckled with sun sifting through nearby tree branches or flocks of cheesecloth flying overhead.
Sarah, Google Places, 7/15/11 says "My new favorite restaurant! I LOVE this place. Food is awesome. Atmosphere is relaxed, hip, cool. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://minghungcuisine.com/
Honolulu
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Electric karts reach top speeds of up to 45 miles per hour as drivers negotiate hairpins & chicanes in 14 quarter-mile laps. Though Podium Raceway Hawaii sometimes offers specials, this Groupon is still the best deal available.
Angelo A., Yelp, 3/17/12 says "Great place to bring your friends. The staff is great, very friendly and helpful "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.podiumraceway.com/
Houston
Only $75 means 59% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fishing and ski boats take up to six guests over freshwater waves of Clear Lake or Lake Conroe after brief training. Carefree Boat Club's staff keeps well-maintained fishing boats, pontoon boats, and cruisers to aquanauts who roam the freshwater seas of Clear Lake or Lake Conroe. After a 20-minute training session, captains and their crews of up to five friends or family members set sails or rev engines during such maritime adventures as fishing, water skiing, and stuffing Davey Jones into his locker. Typical half-day rentals last around four hours. Guests may steer rented vessels through the crests of Poisidon's family tree for an extended period of time for an extra $79 per hour.
The "Wizinator" says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.carefreeboats.com/
Huntsville
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Giant 20-foot slide, obstacle course, basketball bouncer & octagon extreme help promote social development & physical fitness. Pump It Up's staff supervises the arena during parties, giving parents time to relax and play patty cake uninterrupted. They can also help customers design personalized parties inside a private room with options such as pizza, drinks, goodie bags, balloons, and ice cream.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Indianapolis
Only $59 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Technicians cleanse cars before cosseting paint jobs with clay-bar treatments & wax & moisturizing leather with pH-balanced conditioner. At an early age, Kevin Coulter acquired advanced detailing and vehicular-reconditioning skills while working at a local Indiana Auto Auction. Today, he draws on more than 20 years of experience as he operates Luxury Cars of Indianapolis, where skilled techs service chariots using Meguiar's nonabrasive and eco-friendly products. The team wields pH-balanced leather conditioner to moisturize seats, a detailer's clay bar to smooth exterior surfaces, and custom-mixed paints to brighten auto cheeks. Staffers can also pick up, drop off, and spin vehicles on their fingertips for an additional cost.
R.L. Stein says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.luxurycarsofindy.com/
Inland-Empire
Only $29 means 71% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Wine experts preselect handcrafted red & white wines from variety of labels. Demanding wine buyers scour the globe in their quest to curate Bin 32’s broad catalog of hard-to-find, handcrafted wines. Enophilic pros personalize each shipment with food-pairing tips, and tasting notes decode complex flavors hidden in every sip without the need to pour bottles through an enigma machine.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bin32winemerchant.com/
Jackson
Only $25 means 55% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Far-infrared heat penetrates tissue to increase metabolism and promote the release of toxins.. At Spa Beca, award-winning aestheticians and massage therapists tend to bodies in a tranquil spa exclusively devoted to therapeutic body services. A staff member ushers guests into private treatment rooms, where low lighting casts a warm glow on blond terra-cotta walls and soothing décor such as bronze sculptures and landscape murals. The spa's treatments range from individual services, such as massage, nail services, facials and body wraps, to packages that stretch across an entire day and combine several detoxification and rejuvenation treatments typically reserved for returning cosmonauts.
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Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.spabeca.net/
Jacksonville
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Jerk-rubbed chicken, coconut-breaded shrimp & cocktails served up with live music until 2 a.m.. It’s 2 a.m. and the thump of dubstep still pours out onto Blue Water Island Grill’s second-story balcony, drowning out the din of laughter and clinking cocktails. Although this casual eatery caters to late-night revelers, it doesn’t shirk cuisine: chefs marinate fish in creative sauces, such as soy and tomato-basil concasse, and serve dishes with tropical flourishes such as mango coleslaw and Chiquita-banana-signed napkins.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Kalamazoo
Only $29 means 60% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Par-72 course spans 6,194 yards of heavily wooded land next to the St. Joseph River.. Front nine opened in 1924
The "Wizinator" says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://sauganashgc.com/
Kansas-City
Only $450 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Modern photo booth hosts up to 10 guests who wear props, receive unlimited 4"x6" prints & download photos from online gallery. Reservations are subject to availability. Call (913) 424-3400 or (913) 449-5492 to reserve a date.
Booth Crazy says "Kansas City Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 30, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.boothcrazy.com/
Kansas-City
Only $450 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Modern photo booth hosts up to 10 guests who wear props, receive unlimited 4"x6" prints & download photos from online gallery. Reservations are subject to availability. Call (913) 424-3400 or (913) 449-5492 to reserve a date.
Booth Crazy says "Kansas City Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 30, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.boothcrazy.com/
Knoxville
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Massage therapist assuages muscles with techniques that are tailored to each individual’s therapeutic needs. Certified massage therapist Terrah Banakas tailors each massage to her client's specific needs, kneading away tension from soft tissue using her fingertips, palms, and fists. During relaxation massage sessions, Terrah applies long, medium-pressure strokes to increase blood flow, release lactic acid, and flush out the toxins that can accumulate in the body when it stands too close to Martian crash sites. Her deep-tissue massages delve deeper into muscles, introducing firm, localized pressure that extracts embedded soreness and stiffness. Terrah also makes house calls to provide clients with tension relief at a locale of their choice and can boost the pamper factor of any massage with upgrade services such as exfoliation, hot towels, and aromatherapy.
George Bush Sr. says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://massage.terrahbanakas.com/
Lansing
Only $56 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Paraffin, hot stones & aromatherapy boost bodies inside & out in solo treatments & couples recline side by side during communal massages. Couples massages allow romantic partners, mothers and daughters, or feuding muppet roommates to relax side by side while dual massage therapists practice synchronized strokes along individual backs. As the specialists delve in, they customize the pressure and tailor their focus to the specific aches of each client.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 31, 2012
Las-Vegas
Only $29 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Bright lights of Las Vegas backdrop two-hour walking tour of city’s historic landmarks; includes complimentary Dine4Less discount card. US Luxury Tours quenches travelers’ thirsts for adventure and knowledge with tours in nine destinations that span America’s coasts and cultural spectrum. Whether clinking glasses on a nature and wine tour in San Francisco, expounding on the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip, or guiding tour groups into the Civil-War era bowling alley beneath the Lincoln Memorial, the guides work tirelessly to create a vivid impression of their locales. Their wisdom and savvy shine through not only in the historical anecdotes they offer at each turn, but in the deals and discounts they manage to procure for guests on shows, nightclubs, and five-star hotels. The company’s connection to local hotspots often results in complimentary perks and upgrades to carry you through the rest of your vacation.
US Luxury Tours says "Las Vegas Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
Lexington
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Passionate Neapolitan proprietor delivers menu of distinct Southern-Italian dishes. Casanova Italian Restaurant's native Neapolitan proprietor assembles a vast menu of distinct Southern-Italian dishes. Culinary excursions begin with appetizers such as antipasto misto ($13), a cured-meat medley with cheeses and mediterranean olives that harmonize like a quartet of reformed sirens, or a marriage of mozzarella, basil, and tomatoes in the caprese ($10). Diners can wade into a saucy array of pasta dishes including lobster ravioli ($19) and farfalle al salmone, which sprinkles diced Atlantic salmon over bowtie pasta kissed with parmigiano ($19). An array of authentic meat dishes just like the kind served in the Sistine deli are also on hand, such as the tender veal shank of the ossobuco alla milanese ($24) and the pan-simmered filet mignon of the filetto al pepe verde ($25). The meticulous chefs at Casanova attach sweet codas to operatic upscale meals with traditional Italian desserts that include tiramisu ($5.50) and espresso crème brûlée ($5.50).
Boo Vivant, Smileypete, 6/2/11 says "Great service, great authentic Italian food. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://casanovaky.com/
Lincoln
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Bonded & insured cleaners wielding eco-friendly products sanitize surfaces throughout homes in two-hour cleaning sessions. Greener Cleaners keeps its clients happy and at ease with teams of insured and bonded technicians who relieve homes of dirt, dust, and stains with eco-friendly Shaklee products and a spread of cleaning services. Cleaners descend upon homes wielding disinfectants to chase germs off countertops, mops and brooms to snatch up dirt on tile or hardwood floors, and vacuums to root out debris from carpeted catacombs. Employing environmentally conscious cleaning agents, they protect residents from chemical allergens, all the while guaranteeing 100% satisfaction with their services.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://greenercleaners.bz/Home.html
Little-Rock
Only $32 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Multidisciplinary spa staff lavishes patrons in treatments for entire body, including massage, mani-pedis or haircuts. Named after the vast and opulent Roman bathhouses built by Emperor Caracalla in 216 CE, Caracalla continues a millennia-old tradition of indulgence with a range of spa treatments for the whole body. In the spa's private rooms, nail technicians dote on digit tips by way of built-in Italian pedicure machines and custom-designed manicure stations while lavishing appendages with organic milk baths, scrubbing salts, and oils as essential as zebra skin to referee uniform manufacturers. Aestheticians, meanwhile, anoint clients’ bodies with organic herbal wraps, sealing skin in envelopes of herbs and botanicals.
s. m. j., Yelp, 7/8/11 says "Caracalla"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.caracalla.com/
Long-Island
Only $99 means 64% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Hairstylists infuse strengthening keratin into hair to banish frizz, restore shine & leave locks lustrous for up to six months. Offering a full suite of services, the staff members of Salon D'Artista and Spa beautify and make over visitors with precision cuts, hair coloring, permanent makeup, and facial waxing. Stylists tame manes within a colorful space marked by rust-colored walls and rows of red chairs, and aestheticians perform a range of shadow-puppet shows and facials with Dermalogica products while tucked away in private, pastel-colored rooms.
The "Wizinator" says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://salondartistaandspa.com/
Los-Angeles
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fashion designer Erika Ikeler teaches sewing basics that culminate in clean-seamed projects from tote bags or T-shirt to reversible garments. Erika Ikeler holds laid-back sewing seminars in her teaching space, 8-Limbs, which also serves as a gallery and boutique for her clothing line. As Echo Park buzzes outside, Erika infuses her funky shop with her own artistic energy, equipping seamsters with the skills necessary to fashion their own threads, home goods, or costumes for ghosts to wear to toga parties. Her hands-on classes maintain modest sizes, ensuring budding designers receive personal attention. Each student mans a provided sewing machine—or his or her own trusted apparatus—and learns the gamut of garment-creation, from sewing machines basics to the intricacies of designing successful clothing.
Tiana M., Yelp, 1/29/12 says "now I know everything I need to know about sewing. Her teaching was wonderful and the whole boutique was super cute and creative. "
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://8-limbs.com/
Louisville
Only $29 means 72% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Pampered patrons sip on wine & nibble chocolates as enzyme foot & leg treatment imparts glow & complexion basks in facial treatment. Fourteen massage therapists, four aestheticians, and four nail technicians tailor services for the to-be-pampered visitors in their charge. Sixteen spacious, private rooms⎯including seven designed for couples⎯comprise the spa's 5,500 square, impeccably pedicured feet. Treatment packages bundle specially curated services handpicked for children's parties, brides, and men, and memberships provide yearlong discounts while making card-carrying wallets feel permanently relaxed.
KC, Yahoo! Local, 2/13/12 says "Great place, friendly staff and Wonderful Massage Therapist! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cc-spa.com/
Lubbock
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
0 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Macon
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Factory-trained technicians replace old oil with synthetic-blend oil & filter in 30 minutes or fewer. Trophy Ford summons an army of new and used vehicles, including a battalion of cars under $10,000, to guard its lots and showroom. In the service department, factory-trained technicians (who specialize in Fords, Lincolns, and Mercurys) work with genuine Motorcraft and Ford Motor Company parts, changing motor oil contaminated by dirt or piston gossip, fiddling with brakes, aligning wheels, and replacing dead batteries. The dealership has English- and Spanish-speaking staff on hand to deal with engines that idle in either language.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Madison
Only $39 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fifty acres of outdoor terrain shape 15 fields with themes such as WWII, two speedball fields, and a 40,000-square-foot castle. In addition to paintball, the Apocalypse crew also runs Airsoft sessions and hosts tournaments. An FAQ page anticipates visitors' questions to encourage a seamless transition to the fields.
leu, Google Places, 10/21/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.apocalypsepaintball.com/
Memphis
Only $26 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Sprawled across 18 acres, seven themed paintball fields offer tournament-style play & scenario games. Colorful projectiles tear a zipper-like sound through the air across Paintball Park’s seven paintball fields, which have varying themes. In Paintball Canyon, players hunker down alongside a gorge, stashing themselves inside log forts or under bridges. The simulated nuclear-waste site at Ground Zero provides hiding places in the form of stacks of barrels and pipes; Dodge City simulates an Old West town, complete with a saloon and animatronic tumbleweeds; and players can find tournament-style play among the inflated blue obstacles of the airball field. Between games, paintballers refuel at the snack shop or at the grill pits and picnic tables scattered in the courtyard. At annual events, the staff sets up a scenario that spans all seven fields for an all-day game, designed to re-create battles from history, video games, or the time Sun Tzu’s lunch was missing from the fridge.
Mr. Quigly says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.memphispaintball.com/
Miami
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Award-winning curries, pan-seared seafood & noodle dishes served among slate floors & sage-green wall. The delicate scent of lemongrass and galangal wafts from a bowl of jumbo shrimp, whose coconut-milk broth belies the fiery undercurrent of jalapeño chilies. Nuanced dishes such as these have earned Chef Johnson Teh's Yuga Restaurant its status as Best Japanese Restaurant in 2011. His pan-Asian dishes were heralded in a New Times article as “subtle yet stunning, a dainty but daring calibration of sweet, tart, salty, and spicy that ignites into singular bursts of exquisite taste.” Not content to linger in the kitchen, Chef Teh further deepens the public's appreciation of Asian traditions by hosting themed dinners whose topics have included macrobiotic cooking, Filipino comfort food, and tips for discerning cryptic fortune cookies.
TamiU1236136, Zagat, 5/6/09 says "Yuga, along with its talented chef/partner Johnson Teh, is one of Miami's best-kept secrets. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lanpanasian.com/
Midland-Odessa
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Online women’s shoe distributor stocks heels, boots & flats from chic industry designers with free two-day air shipping & free returns. Heels.com’s fashion-focused staff scours cyberspace and physical landscapes to find flirty, fun footwear from chic industry designers, including BCBGirls and Guess. Clients can pair their party apparel with a leopard-print heel from the Fergie collection ($49.99) or leap into lion cages with confidence in a pair of Not Rated gladiator boots ($59.99). Sundresses swish atop the 6-inch cork heel of the 2 Lips Too shoes, handmade to emulate the comfort of a sandal. Every Heels.com purchase shows up on doorsteps within two days with free air shipping, and any item that pinches or barks at other shoes can be returned gratis within the United States.
Heels.com says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Feb 6, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.heels.com/
Milwaukee
Only $149 means 73% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Non-invasive cold-laser procedures help patrons to shed inches by emptying cells of water & fatty acids, which body then naturally flushes. An arm of HealthWorks Wellness Center, Wisconsin Laser Fat Loss adds its high-tech swagger to the center's lengthy list of services. Under the medical direction of Dr. Shane Huber, a team of doctors and physical therapists coddles bodies with chiropractic, injury recovery, neuropathy, pain-management services, and doctor-supervised weight-loss programs.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wilaserfatloss.com/
Minneapolis-Stpaul
Only $179 means 58% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Comfortable suites in northern-Minnesota lodge near year-round outdoor recreation, including skiing and golf. Elsewhere on the property, chefs at Timbers Restaurant prepare sirloin steaks, fettuccine alfredo, and homemade pizzas in a laid-back atmosphere. The onsite La Ridge spa, an Aveda spa and salon, doles out soothing services such as one-hour massages as relaxing as a smooth-jazz album translated into whale sounds.
Jeannine P., Yelp, 1/30/12 says "Great surprise, awesome rustic rooms, even better atmosphere. Best place I have ever stayed in Minnesota. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lodgeatgiantsridge.com/
Mobile-Baldwin-County
Only $8 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! National service helps consumers find high-quality pros, such as doctors & mechanics, with live support & certified data-collection process. Tech-savvy perks such as a mobile app, buying and selling access in a digital marketplace, and live call-center support (available six days a week) keep consumers in the net-based know. Additionally, the included monthly Angie's List Magazine provides helpful tips to readers, with articles covering topics such as in-home etiquette for visiting contractors and the key differences between doctors and mad scientists.
Nickleback says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.angieslist.com/
Modesto
Only $19 means 58% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Certified reflexologist kneads specific areas on the feet to encourage healing & stress reduction. Kathy Bryant, the practitioner at FirstLine Therapy Lifestyle Educator at Valley Paramedical Skin and Health Care, takes a natural approach to wellness by assisting her clients in losing weight, fending off disease, and reducing stress. She believes that through lifestyle changes and alternative therapies, such as traditional Chinese and ayurvedic medicine, the body can be prompted to heal itself.
The "Wizinator" says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.skin-n-spa.com/
Montgomery
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Online women’s shoe distributor stocks heels, boots & flats from chic industry designers with free two-day air shipping & free returns. Heels.com’s fashion-focused staff scours cyberspace and physical landscapes to find flirty, fun footwear from chic industry designers, including BCBGirls and Guess. Clients can pair their party apparel with a leopard-print heel from the Fergie collection ($49.99) or leap into lion cages with confidence in a pair of Not Rated gladiator boots ($59.99). Sundresses swish atop the 6-inch cork heel of the 2 Lips Too shoes, handmade to emulate the comfort of a sandal. Every Heels.com purchase shows up on doorsteps within two days with free air shipping, and any item that pinches or barks at other shoes can be returned gratis within the United States.
Heels.com says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Feb 6, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.heels.com/
Napa-Sonoma
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
0 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Nashville
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Licensed colon hydrotherapist aids patrons on health quests with gentle infusions of filtered water that detoxify & cleanse. Here, April helps others on their quests to better health with internal cleansing. In 60-minute sessions, she acquaints people with the FDA-approved Dotolo Toxygen closed system, which cleanses the colon with filtered water, flushing out waste and drawing out poisons, toxins, and forgotten secrets.
R.L. Stein says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://j2wb.com/
New-Orleans
Only $10 means 67% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Personalized or preselected high-quality vinyl art comes ready to easily adhere to any indoor or outdoor wall. Dali Decals offers a wide selection of decals, murals, printed canvases, and modern mosaics that bring formerly inanimate walls to life. All decals are made to order using high-quality vinyl. Peruse the selection of decal standards, or submit your own image for a personalized, customizable addition to any indoor or outdoor wall or indoor or outdoor house pet. All decals, such as the cheery mushrooms ($19) or the set of six turtles ($10), come with a squeegee and installation instructions to make application as smooth and simple as possible. Anti-adhesive artisans are able to alter their accommodations with chalkboards ($29), which are suitable to hang in an office, kitchen, or any other shamelessly naked room. Products range in price from $10 to $300.
Judith Williams, Online Testimonial, 11/25/10 says "This is the third time I have ordered from you and I'm always pleased. Thank you for great products, and fabulous customer service. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://dalidecals.com/
New-York
Only $69 means 61% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Traditional Provençal spices light up tender roast lamb & grilled shrimp before crème brûlée cleanses palate in rustic bistro-style eatery. For more than 30 years, the chefs of Chez Jacqueline have captured the flavors France's Côte d'Azur with upscale Provençal eats and plenty of wine. In the morning, Jacqueline's brunch menu runs the gamut from eggs benedict to mussels with white wine and shallots. The dinner menu brims with pre-theater meals of trout, steak, and stews, and a slew of daily specials convey the tastes of southern France via lamb loin, duck, or stuffed mushrooms. The restaurant's pastel walls, large windows, and an aggressive berets-only policy seek to capture the atmosphere of the French Riviera.
Monica D., Yelp, 7/20/11 says "I recommend the creme brulee; its perfection served for dessert and beautifully finishes this night of dining in this cozy, French bistro. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://chezjacquelinerestaurant.com/
North-Jersey
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Burgers, ribs & fish 'n' chips paired with frosty brews & enjoyed within view of New York skyline & waterfront. Wicked Wolf Tavern celebrates the relationship between food and drink by combining frosty brews with hearty pub-style fare, a pairing as American as the eatery’s old-fashioned wooden accents and its view of the New York skyline and waterfront. Buffalo calamari and plates of nachos precede fish 'n' chips and burgers bedecked with fried eggs and jalapeños, which diners enjoy while basking in the glow of flat-screen TVs or guarding the wooden bar from packs of wild beers. Each week, Wicked Wolf Tavern lets loose the call of an oversize conch shell to summon live bands onto its stage. In addition to music, the bar also hosts events and specials Sunday–Friday.
Matt S., Yelp, 12/31/11 says "Try the mac bites. They are little pieces of fried macaroni heaven. Great beer selection on tap. Service is amazing. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 1, 2012
Ocala
Only $64 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Home-brewing kit quick starts batches of ales, lagers & stouts with premium hops, yeasts & grains as well as easy recipes. The hops hobbyists at Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies provide equipment and encouragement to aspiring beverage crafters nationwide. Unlike puzzle-piece-of-the-month clubs, the brewing essentials equipment kit provides everything a first-time brewer needs in one handy package, except for bottles and the brew kettle itself. Ingredient kits yield 5-gallon liquid harvests in flavors such as irish red ale, a richly colored, aromatic quaff popular among home brewers and discerning drinkers. Autumn amber ale provides a roasty seasonal sip, and irish stout sports a rich bittersweet brew topped with a creamy head. Whatever the favored flavor, Midwest's premium ingredients and handy 90-minute how-to DVD help to make consistent batches each time, aiding neophyte brewers in avoiding the embarrassment of turning out a spicy pilsner or bacon-flavored lager. Suds designers can continue to hone their skills by using the $25 gift certificate for the next ingredient kit.
Chris M., Yelp, 1/10/11 says "Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Ogden
Only $19 means 55% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Rye-grass fairways invite golfers to hit orbs past three ponds after warming up with range balls. Four tee options
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eaglelake-golf.com/
Oklahoma-City
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the full selection on Mattress Firm's website using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirm.com/
Omaha
Only $28 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Uniformed lawn-care pros spruce up green spaces with nourishing aeration & routine mowing & fertilization services. Lynch’s lawn tamers employ 17 years of experience as they tailor lawn-care services to each client’s agrarian fantasies. Along with basic mowing, trimming, and aeration, uniformed staffers specialize in seasonal brush-ups and snow removal, as well as sprinkler care ranging from small repairs to full installations. Ultramodern Master Landscape Pro software enhances landscaping services, allowing homeowners to get a sense of their future plots before uprooting their gardens or putting pools on roofs.
This guy I know says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lynchturf.com/
Orange-County
Only $14 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Theater with five locations projects 2-D & 3-D movies in pristine HD quality & fuels customers with popcorn that includes one free refill. Startlight Cinemas' ticket prices fluctuate throughout the day and week. Though Starlight Cinemas sometimes offers a discounted rate online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.
Imran K., Yelp, 1/14/12 says "The seating is super comfortable, the place is kept relatively clean, the bathrooms are in good shape and, above all, it has oodles of charm! "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://starlightcinemas.com/
Orlando
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Taste more than 50 domestic craft and imported beers from breweries including Magic Hat & Shock Top amid live entertainment and video games. Abuzz with the sounds of live entertainment and the laughter of revelers, the Titusville Craft Beer Festival celebrates the work of beloved breweries by offering tastes of more than 50 beers. Attendees fill their flagons with libations from breweries including Shock Top, Magic Hat, and Hurricane Reef; offerings range from hops-heavy ales to ciders to nonbeer potions from Bacardi. They'll also have the chance to crown a favorite brew by voting in the People's Choice Awards. Between sips, guests can retire to the smokers' lounge, tune in to a game in the sports-bar section, or argue over where Mario keeps his hubcap-size coins in the video-game area.
This guy I know says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 31, 2012
Palm-Beach
Only $179 means 82% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. CO2 fractional laser treatments stimulate the production of collagen to enhance skin’s elasticity and reduce fine lines and wrinkles.. The center’s massage therapists specialize in postoperative lymphatic drainage techniques, which help reduce inflammation, prevent scarring, and speed healing by enhancing the system’s ability to filter out toxins hiding behind cardboard replicas of the lungs. In addition to his surgical duties, Dr. Viñas partnered with his daughter to create a skincare line—V Therapeutic—that targets acne without stripping away moisture.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lavinasmd.com/
Pensacola
Only $30 means 81% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Certified instructors lead students of all abilities through Barkan yoga classes whose 100-degree temperatures help the body detoxify.. Inside Destin Hot Yoga's practice studio, certified instructors lead students of all fitness levels through Barkan Method yoga classes seven days a week. With the thermostat cranked to a humid 100 degrees, students narrow their focus to sweat out impurities and forge new, flexible frontiers while maintaining deep, rhythmic breaths over the course of 75–90 minutes. Aside from empowering the mind and circulatory system, Barkan classes can loosen tight joints, improve the mood, and tackle the rabid elephants of discontentedness. The Barkan Method of yoga integrates poses from other disciplines, varying the practice from class to class to keep minds, muscles, and disenchanted sticky mats engaged. Destin Hot Yoga also offers power flow Vinyasa and power core Vinyasa classes.
Destin Magazine, Best Yoga/Pilates/Fitness Facility, 2011-2012 says "Destin Hot Yoga"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.destinhotyoga.org/
Philadelphia
Only $55 means 54% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Professional cleaning crews scour homes with dusters, mops, vacuums & disinfectant for two hours. JC Cleaning Company's professional crews evict clutter and messes from homes and businesses with cleaning, maintenance, organizing, and party-cleanup services. Their thorough process bombards rooms with a repertoire that includes vacuuming stairs, steaming hard floor surfaces, dusting knickknacks, emptying trash cans, and disinfecting tile walls and bathtubs. Though they haul their own equipment to sites, they ask that homeowners supply trash bags, paper towels, and a list showing which dust-bunny species are near extinction.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://jcccompany.com/
Phoenix
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Dozens of gelato & sorbet flavors churned fresh each day with ingredients imported from Italy & used to create custom-made cakes.. The Gelato Spot’s frozen-dairy hotshots merge ingredients imported from Torino, Italy, and churn nearly 150 creamy gelati and sorbets daily. The gelateria’s small tongue-chilling batches have earned the shop the title of Best Frozen-Yogurt/Ice Cream Spot in AZ Central's 2011 readers’ poll, which praises the eatery’s extravagant displays and cheerful staff. Though The Gelato Spot specializes in traditional Italian flavors, such as stracciatella and amarena, they also craft American renditions such as Snickers, new york cheesecake, and salted caramel. As diners shovel in glacial delights on The Gelato Spot's heated and misted patio, they can also cruise the web with complimentary WiFi.
Jennifer N., Yelp, 9/2/11 says "azcentral.com, Readers' Choice: Best Frozen-yogurt/Ice Cream Spot, 2011"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.gelatospot.com/
Piedmont-Triad
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Puzzles, games, & illusions abound in amusement center centered around house atop slope whose odd gravitational pull makes water flow uphill. In addition to the Mystery House, The Hall of Mystery contains over 40 puzzles, illusions, and games. Guests can step inside a giant bubble, flee the chase of their shadow, or crack the case of the Spooky Spigot. Alternatively, Mystery Hill museums include Appalachian Heritage Museum, which houses antique sewing machines, books, and a list of the personal blog URLs of mountain families from the late 1800s to early 1900s. The Native Artifacts Museum assembles more than 50,000 arrowheads, effigy pipes, awls, and other accouterments culled over 70 years from 23 states.
"Mr. Quigly says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
Pittsburgh
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Second-generation dry cleaners & member of Drycleaning and Laundry Institute gussy up garments with complimentary pickup & delivery. White delivery vans scrawled with purple and teal lettering roll into driveways twice a week, hauling dirty clothes away and returning them clean and fresh. The magic happens at Four Seasons's Squirrel Hill headquarters, where a second-generation owner helms an array of dry and water-based cleaning services. He and his cleaning team inspect each piece to single out stains before subjecting them to a dry-cleaning machine with organic-based fluid and other eco-friendly techniques. During their specialty Execu-Shirt regimen, techs hand-scrub collars and cuffs, replace missing buttons, and quiz them on Fortune 500 companies before ironing and folding or hanging them. They also tailor ripped seams and sagging hemlines, store furs in a temperature-controlled vault, and preserve wedding gowns with a museum-style, acid-free protection process.
0 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
Portland
Only $22 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? General tso's chicken, moo shu dishes, and kung pao beef sizzle on tables draped in white tablecloths.. The Sichuan- and Hunan-style recipes belong to past generations of the Chens, who have eschewed photo albums and immortal butlers to pass down specialties such as peking duck glazed with honey and served with steaming pancakes and hoisin sauce. Another dish, pan-fried oysters, drops onto tables accompanied by onions and ginger, or sizzling with black-bean sauce.
"Bill Gates says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Portland-Me
Only $99 means 58% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Guides lead half- & full-day trips through Class I–V rapids of Penobscot River, which include shoreline barbecue lunch. In addition to the plentiful year-round activities, New England Outdoor Center encompasses dining and lodging facilities, including cabins, green-built guesthouses, and campgrounds.
New England Outdoor Center says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.neoc.com/
Providence
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Boasting 90 percent success rate for rides within first hour of lessons, instructors teach surf fundamentals to riders of all levels. Claiming certifications from the Eastern Surfing Association, instructors train riders of all experience levels both on land and on the water. In fact, the team boasts a 90 percent success rate for students completing rides within their first hour of lessons. The shop, which is just a block from the beach and close to Narragansett Pier, also stocks an extensive selection of surf and skate gear culled from brands ranging from Hobie to Black Label.
Gini R., Yelp, 5/30/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Oct 9, 2012
The Companies Website: http://narragansettsurfandskate.com/
Raleigh-Durham
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Pizza chefs top artisan pies & classic Italian eats with 50 creative toppings, from pepperoni & tomatoes to chèvre & mandarin oranges. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Moonlight Pizza Company a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Jennifer, Urbanspoon, 8/31/11 says "We absolutely love Moonlight. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.moonlightpizza.com/
Reno
Only $9 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Duos munch on made-to-order pitas & sip 20 oz. drinks or pluck from catering platter featuring gyros, falafel, or black forest ham. The flatbread perfectionists at Pita Pita fill starchy envelopes with meats ranging from the traditional gyro to black forest ham, layer on a choice of five cheeses, and drizzle one of more than 15 sauces over the palate-pleasing creations. Patrons can custom-order any combination of fillings, mixing flavor bouquets to feature hibachi chicken, roast beef, or pineapple. Vegetarians find a wealth of vegetables and falafel, and children peruse a kid’s menu for pintsize options. The pita-smiths also build catering platters and tote them to homes, businesses, or tree-homes.
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Richmond
Only $49 means 67% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Two professional cleaners whisk dust and dirt from surfaces in any room of the house using eco- and allergen-friendly cleaners upon request.. Vivacity owner Ashleigh D. Ward orchestrates a team of to-do list tacklers who help reduce the workload of overwhelmed people and increase the amount of time they can devote to relaxation and daydreaming. Whether the task at hand involves cleaning, pets, or meal planning, staff members aim to make customers feel that they have partners in facing down the minutiae of everyday life. Rather than simply performing their work and hitting the road, they teach clients skills to make maintaining a tidy home or well-stocked pantry simpler and less likely to involve scribbling reminders on the wallpaper.
Robocop says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.vivacitypa.com/
Rio-Grande-Valley
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Online women’s shoe distributor stocks heels, boots & flats from chic industry designers with free two-day air shipping & free returns. Heels.com’s fashion-focused staff scours cyberspace and physical landscapes to find flirty, fun footwear from chic industry designers, including BCBGirls and Guess. Clients can pair their party apparel with a leopard-print heel from the Fergie collection ($49.99) or leap into lion cages with confidence in a pair of Not Rated gladiator boots ($59.99). Sundresses swish atop the 6-inch cork heel of the 2 Lips Too shoes, handmade to emulate the comfort of a sandal. Every Heels.com purchase shows up on doorsteps within two days with free air shipping, and any item that pinches or barks at other shoes can be returned gratis within the United States.
Heels.com says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Feb 6, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.heels.com/
Roanoke
Only $59 means 66% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Team with 20+ years of experience tackles exteriors of first-story windows. With 20 years of experience, Mr. Squeaky Clean’s dedicated cleansing professionals use eco-safe solutions to sanitize abodes. All of Mr. Squeaky Clean’s employees must first pass an intensive screening, which helps to ensure a qualified and cooperative team that commits to every cleaning project with a hardworking approach. Exhaustive custom home cleanings plumb the depths of every room to attack dirt and grime while leaving pet-hippo habitats intact. The service’s expert housekeepers and handymen also freshen houses with carpet and upholstery cleanings or make over rooms with hardwood-refinishing services, which return the joie de vivre of floors' younger years as tap stages.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mrsqueakyclean.com/
Rochester
Only $199 means 75% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Heat & radio waves permeate pockets of genetic fat, reducing bulges & tightening skin.. Dr. Jack Bertolino, a board-certified physician of family medicine, and Jeffrey Leathersich, RPA-C, sit at the helm of the medical center's non-surgical weight loss and beauty programs. They emphasize deliberate forethought and in-depth consultations to ensure that patients achieve their goals through weight loss or anti-aging treatments. To these ends, the medical technicians never remove their monocles as they thoroughly execute fractional skin resurfacings, apply Botox for women and men, or beam away unwanted hair with lasers.
"The ""Wizinator"" says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.newgenesis.com/
Rockford
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
Nickleback says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Sacramento
Only $79 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Experienced guides lead excursions down class III rapids before escorting groups to respected wineries of El Dorado region. Over the course of the last two decades, the staff has guided boats of up to 8 people through the rapids of the American, Kaweah, and Tuolumne Rivers, coasting through mild ripples or white-knuckling class V rapids. Groups explore the scenic countryside and drive to renowned wineries of the surrounding El Dorado region or to pitch tents and sleep under the stars.
Mr. Quigly says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.raftcalifornia.com/
Salem-Or
Only $89 means 47% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? 1920s hotel located near Columbia River & downtown shops & restaurants. Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.
Karil A, 1/30/12 says "The rooms are nicely appointed, extremely clean and the beds are very, very comfortable. "
Buyers should note Expires Dec 28, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.commodoreastoria.com/
Salt-Lake-City
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. As featured on Man vs. Food, chefs prepare fiery sushi rolls along with pieces of nigiri & sashimi with true Wagyu Kobe beef. A few tables line the pastel-orange walls, but a large number of seats also surround the sushi bar, allowing guests to watch as the chefs slice, layer, and roll orders with the confidence of an encyclopedia salesman at a trivia competition.
0 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://utahcitylinks.com/kobe2/
San-Angelo
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Armbands entitle visitors to unlimited access to more than 30 family, kiddie, thrill & water rides. In 1973, Jimmy and Katie Dean signed the papers to purchase Joyland Amusement Park, which had fallen into neglect after first opening in the 1940s. They thoroughly revamped the 13 attractions the park had then, and Katie still helps manage the more than 30 kiddie, thrill, family, and water rides that send guests rolling, spinning, and splashing today. From the Skyride's gondolas that sail high overhead, families take in scenic vistas of an antique carousel, the speedy Galaxi coaster, and a log flume powered by Old Faithful’s underachieving brother. Joyland opens its gates from mid-March until early fall, closing in the winter months for rollercoaster-hibernation season.
TouristTravelWorld blog, 10/10/11 says "It is a good sized amusement park for Lubbock. Kids like the water slides. Overall, nice something different to do in Lubbock. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 16, 2012
San-Antonio
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Wood-fired Neapolitan pizzas & from-scratch pastas made with imported Italian ingredients. In a small town outside of Naples, Italy, Nonna Lina lured passersby into her trattoria with the aroma of fresh tomato sauce and wood-oven-baked pizzas. Stateside, her sons uphold their mother’s culinary legacy, preparing her recipes from scratch with imported Italian ingredients. In addition to the authentic cuisine, the dining room itself hearkens back to an Italian eatery: guests order from chalkboard menus propped atop wooden barrels, and red-and-white-checkered tablecloths invite diners to play endless games of chess with condiments.
Melanie J., Yelp, 8/23/11 says "Luciano Neighborhood Pizzeria"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lucianorestaurants.com/
San-Diego
Only $139 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! 20 Botox units relax tense facial muscles, smoothing wrinkles around eyes or forehead for up to four months. Dr. Zoe tailors her medical expertise to the needs of aging complexions, restoring youthful appearances with a range of injectable treatments in her oceanfront treatment studio. Clients recline on a plush bed and zone out while staring at the waves and listening to a seagull choir practice as Dr. Zoe injects wrinkle-smoothing Botox and Juvéderm into foreheads and crow’s-feet. Her B12 regimen, on the other hand, jolts clients awake by boosting energy and metabolism with water-soluble vitamin injections.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://drzoemd.com/home.html
San-Francisco
Only $299 means 67% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Lasers target fungal nail infections without damaging nails or surrounding skin during pain-free treatment.. In her 12 years of private practice, Magdalena Blasko D.P.M. has made sure to keep her patients comfortable and well informed as she treats their podiatric problems. Her training has equipped her to handle the most aggressive nail fungi, calluses, arthritis, and athlete's foot, a condition in which one foot becomes debilitatingly better at punting footballs than the other. Blasko makes all her patients feel welcome, communicating in a multitude of languages and draping her office in magenta and violet tones.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.blaskodpm.com/
San-Jose
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. In about one hour, permanent-makeup artists outfit peepers with longer, fuller, darker lashes or embroider brows with hand-applied pigment.. A Best of the Bay 2010 Viewer’s Choice winner, Herbal Mineral’s four California locations couple a devotion to recapturing youth with a commitment to cruelty-free and environmentally friendly products and practices. An arsenal of vegan, earth-friendly beauty products speaks to their commitment to bettering the planet, and visitors sip fair-trade-certified tea that helps to fund landslide restoration and reforestation. The staff’s diverse palette of skills runs the gamut from waxing and organic facials to candling and herbal body contouring, the latter of which can help shape silhouettes into comely hourglasses or vertical representations of the New York skyline.
J Timbo says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.herbalmineral.com/
Santa-Barbara
Only $69 means 54% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Éminence Organic Skin Care products cleanse, exfoliate, and hydrate the face before a soothing neck-and-shoulder massage. At Treat, aestheticians employ the skincare boutique's large assortment of all-natural and difficult-to-find products to rejuvenate clients' bodies and minds. To combat signs of aging, aestheticians nourish skin during all-natural facials using formulas from a choice of five different lines, including Darphin, Éminence Organic Skin Care, and Arcona. When patrons enter the store for waxing, tinting services, or a relaxing Swedish massage, they are greeted with scents such as the lily and jasmine home fragrances by kai, each reminiscent of a morning walk through the garden or a leisurely childhood as a Cabbage Patch Kid.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.treatthyself.com/
Santa-Cruz
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Smoked brats, American Kobe beef dogs, vegan franks, and other hot dogs and sausages, all made with gourmet ingredients.. Dawgs! owner Marti Meyer takes the tradition of hot dogs in new culinary directions, topping gourmet meats with international condiments and fashioning franks that accommodate vegan and gluten-free lifestyles. Steamed french or sesame-seed rolls cradle smoked brats or American Kobe beef dogs, and a condiment bar leads to edible reproductions of Jackson Pollock's work with a slew of traditional toppings and four types of mustard. "Premier toppings" give dogs an international identity with a blend of ingredients, such as cuban black beans and corn relish with roasted red peppers or the Parthenon, a medley of sun-dried tomatoes, kalamata olives, and feta cheese. Grownups can indulge in beer or wine, and everyone can indulge in ice cream and milkshakes.
Paul S., Yelp, 8/20/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.dawgs-sv.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the full selection on Mattress Firm's website using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
"Mattress Firm says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirm.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the full selection on Mattress Firm's website using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirm.com/
Seattle
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Barbecue joint featured on Food Network's BBQ with Bobby Flay pairs signature brisket, pork ribs, and hot links with hearty sides and pie. A barbecue place is only as successful as its saucy foodstuffs, and the hot and mild meats at Jones Barbeque have been winning affections for more than 20 years. With signature ribs and smoked brisket featured on Food Network's BBQ with Bobby Flay, Jones was voted Best BBQ for five years in row (2004–2008) by readers of Seattle Weekly. Beside bountiful rolls of paper towels, tables populate with chopped pork, brisket, and hot links in sandwiches and on platters with collard greens and mac 'n' cheese. After wrestling down sharable meat combination platters, patrons can snatch bottles of Jones' barbecue sauce to slip into holiday stockings filled with coal and other grilling essentials.
Nan W., Yelp, 11/16/11 says "Jones Barbeque"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Shreveport-Bossier
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Online boutique adorns heads in sequined berets, chiffon headbands, floral hair clips & tie-dyed bandanas. Online boutique CoverYourHair.com catalogs dozens of styles of head wraps, hats, and fashion accessories for all ages, especially catering to those in the Orthodox community. The straightforward website classifies each piece of eye-catching headwear by style and color, so customers can effortlessly navigate through flowery clips, fuzzy hats, and ornate head wraps. Lightweight and cotton bandanas keep heat and swarms of butterflies away in warmer months, and velvet and knit pieces incubate noggins in cold climates. The company's YouTube channel guides customers through step-by-step instructions on how to tie many of its scarves and headbands.
Mr. Quigly says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.coveryourhair.com/
Sioux-Falls
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Choose from Swedish massage or medical or ortho massage which uses deep tissue and myofascial release to help reduce pain. For more than 20 years, Midwest Massage owner Sheldon Haas has been using his hands to help heal and relax clients by providing services backed by an average of 30 hours of continuing education each year. Beyond employing Swedish and deep-tissue techniques to thwart pain and tension, he uses his experience working for the Avera Mckennen Hospital and Wellness Center and Midwest Orthopedic Center to help correct chronic and difficult issues. Medical or ortho massage is one of his specialties and targets specific problem areas by working down through individual layers using a blend of deep tissue, myofacial release, and range of motion restoring methods. Whatever style of massage you choose, Sheldon takes care to customize each service to your individual preferences, listening carefully for cues to your desired level of pressure and softly reciting your favorite Walt Whitman poems entirely from memory.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
South-Bend
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Quaint red-brick building in downtown Niles houses pizzeria whose ovens cook toasty subs, pizzas, and stuffed calzones.. Situated in a quaint red-brick building in downtown Niles, 3rd Street Pizzeria bears a name that makes it an easy find for dine-in and carry-out orders and a menu that features hot subs, specialty pizzas, and stuffed calzones. On days when it is too chilly to people-watch from the restaurant’s benches or sidewalk tables, opt for free delivery or head inside, where heat from the kitchen’s ovens pervades the air, and pizzas stay warm under gooey blankets of cheese.
Nickleback says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Spokane-Coeur-Dalene
Only $29 means 63% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Smart Tan–certified specialists hand-spray skin with organic mist and medium-intensity UV beds build up bronze, summery glow. With three levels of UV beds and an organic, FDA-approved spray-tanning solution at their hands, the Smart Tan–certified staff at Coconutz Tanning Spa can create a customized tanning regimen to match nearly any skin type or desired level of darkness. The salon’s UV beds contain up to 56 bulbs that bronze skin, and optional high-pressure tanners show embarrassing home videos to quickly add color to faces. The spray tan’s natural, organic ingredients diffuse across skin in a hand-sprayed mist, imbuing your body with a summery sheen that lasts five or more days. When the golden mist clears, shelves stocked with a lineup of sunless-tanning and tan-enhancing lotions come into view. These specially formulated products further darken the skin’s hue and protect it from drying out with added moisturizers.
0 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Springfield-Ma
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Massage therapist with background in holistic bodywork imparts relaxation and stimulates bodily circulation with gentle strokes and kneads. After graduating from massage school in 2005, Kristine acted on her newly acquired expertise by opening her eponymous business, where today she does her former spiritual guide proud by healing backs with a range of holistically oriented modalities. From the firm pressures of deep-tissue massage to the gentle strokes and heated lingonberry preserves of Swedish massage, Kristine’s techniques soothe sore muscles and alleviate chronic aches. Her sports, prenatal, and trigger-point massages cater to individual needs; simply tell her what ails you during a pretreatment consultation, and she can help you find the proper fit.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 28, 2012
Springfield-Mo
Only $20 means 80% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Groups of all sizes show up for portraits & leave with print packages including natural-color & enhanced sheets & 10”x13” montage. Armed with an army of innovative and certified shutterbugs, Olan Mills Portrait Studio provides families with high-quality portraits, continuing a mission that was established more than 75 years ago by founder Olan Mills Sr. Skilled in the art of capturing infants, children, families, and bunny-ears-giving ghost orbs on film, Olan Mills’s experienced smile snappers will take a series of poses amid a variety of backgrounds and lighting options. The studio is equipped with a selection of props—including numbers for birthdays, toys, and boxes—and patrons may bring their own photo-enlivening items from home. The resulting photos find their way to prints in natural color, black and white, or sepia tones; they can also be immortalized in the studio's signature Old Masters style, a canvas brushed with highlights to recreate look of an oil painting. Like the gentlemanly mariners of ages past with their full schedule of sea-battles, the photographers welcome appointments, but do not require them.
Olan Mills Portrait Studio says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 21, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.olanmills.com/
Stlouis
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Gen Horiuchi reintroduces his choreography of Tchaikovsky's classic tale of an alluring swan maiden caught in a sorcerer's spell.. Designed by the firm of architectural legend I.M. Pei, Touhill Performing Arts Center's hugely expansive auditorium keeps three tiers of audience members comfortable on velvety seating and finished wood. Contoured for acoustic effect, a massive skylight hangs overhead and casts its warm gaze over the spacious theater.
"Swan Lake" presented by the Saint Louis Ballet says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 13, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.stlouisballet.org/
Stockton
Only $25 means 77% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Certified yoga instructor leads various levels of Hatha & Vinyasa yoga along with more gentle classes to accommodate yogis of all abilities. Yoga Center of Lodi fosters healthy living through gentle yoga classes designed to marry physical fitness to reduced stress. Students new to the mat and yogi practitioners alike find accommodating classes in the various levels of Hatha yoga. Newbies flex through fundamental techniques of linking breath with movement, and gentle yoga opens up the practice for students recovering from injuries or who experience limited mobility. Advanced yogis hone challenging balances, inversions, and high-fiving their own feet in Vinyasa flow, a more rigorous style that bolsters muscles and increases flexibility with continuous posture sequences.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.yogacenteroflodi.com/
Syracuse
Only $185 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Certified pilot shepherds two guests through skies over Syracuse landmarks & Onondaga Lake in sleek R66 turbine helicopter. For more than a decade, Raven Helicopter's pilots have dazzled skyborne passengers with stunning vistas seen during aerial tours and chartered flights. During each journey, a certified pilot deftly ferries passengers through the skies in a striking, streamlined R66 turbine helicopter, outfitted with a wraparound bubble canopy for easy viewing of scenic landscapes, and a cargo hold for carrying skis, golf clubs, and other, smaller helicopters. Guests drink in the idyllic forests, hills, and lakes of the region as they snap pictures or roll film for posterity.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ravenhelicopter.com/
Tallahassee
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Dolphins splash around glass-bottom boat with climate-controlled cabin and snack bar during two-hour sunset cruise in Destin Harbor and Gulf. Olin Marler's dispatches its robust fleet of boats from Destin Harbor on dolphin cruises and all-inclusive charter-fishing expeditions in the Gulf. Charter-fishing expeditions fulfill deep-sea fishing dreams on excursions that last anywhere from 2 to 12 hours aboard boats equipped with climate-controlled cabins, bathrooms, and sleeping accommodations. Groups venture 10–35 miles into the Gulf to catch fish such as grouper, snapper, and mackerel with deck hands cleaning catches on request in return for tips. Narrated dolphin cruises ferry large groups, such as bachelor parties and flash-mob reunions, into the Gulf's waters throughout the day aboard glass-bottom boats with names such as Miss Florida and Hannah Marie.
Chase, Google Places, 2/13/12 says "Saw over a hundred dolphins during our 2 hours! Captain was very friendly as was the crew! "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
Tampa-Bay-Area
Only $99 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Fleetmasters fuel coastal exploration with Boston Whaler boats, safety equipment, navigation charts & brief nautical-training sessions. I.C. Sharks fuels coastal exploration with a fleet of seaworthy crafts prudently equipped with sun-barring bimini tops and life jackets. Before embarking on the 8-hour journey, inexperienced boaters receive navigation training from a knowledgeable staffer, which covers steering, reading nautical charts, and the procedure for challenging nearby boats to a scavenger hunt. At the conclusion of skipper school, up to five passengers can clamber aboard a 15- or 17-foot Boston Whaler to fish, chatter with dolphins, or explore sandy islands across Tampa Bay's gently lapping waters. Each vessel contains a helpful map of nearby waterways, which illustrates navigable channels and the borders of fish Congressional districts.
joe, Google Places, 4/9/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Toledo
Only $22 means 56% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Tech hosts parent- and baby-to-be bonding sessions by sharing three-dimensional images of kicking, playing & thumb-sucking. Operated by an ARDMS ultrasound technologist, My Little Me helps expectant parents bond with babies in the womb with 3-D/4-D ultrasounds. The center's GE Voluson 730 Pro System uses the same audio waves produced by 2-D ultrasound machines, then builds the information collected into a three-dimensional image of the babies-to-be kicking, playing, and sucking thumbs in utero. Once the client has obtained a medical diagnostic ultrasound from their health-care provider, My Little Me will help with gender determination, highlighting the baby's facial features. Images are emblazoned onto USB drives and DVDs, and audio from the child’s heartbeat can be forever stored on one of My Little Me’s plush heart beat animals.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.mylittleme.net/
Topeka-Lawrence
Only $8 means 56% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. More than 200 Chinese staples stock this bottomless buffet, outfitted with a hibachi grill, sushi, and two hot bars.. “This is one buffet that lives up to its name,” raves Lawrence.com, referring to King Buffet's assortment of more than 200 Chinese dishes. From Monday to Saturday, the restaurant bustles with sizzling woks and glowing hibachi grills as patrons conquer the all-you-can-eat spread, attempting to outdo Alexander the Great, who, in 330 B.C., invaded an entire continent's supply of jalapeño poppers.
Mr. Quigly says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Tucson
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. 32-inch telescope atop Mt. Lemmon summit reveals night sky's secrets in five-hour astronomy session. Periodically, the scientific team also expounds on specific topics, such as digital celestial imaging, with the public in multiple-day workshops. Each participant builds on the Stewart Observatory's list of achievements since 1970, which include furthering infrared astronomy, surveying the moon for Apollo lunar landings, and searching for near-Earth asteroids.
herestoadventures, TripAdvisor, 3/20/11 says "I would highly recommend this program to anyone that has ANY interest in astronomy. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://skycenter.arizona.edu/
Tulsa
Only $39 means 57% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Therapist soothes muscles with one-hour massages. Foot scrubs exfoliate calluses; mud wraps detoxify the body.. With services entitled "top banana," "Tarzan's escape," and "big kahuna," Monkey Bizness eschews the idea that spa services need to be serious. While retaining the calm ambiance of a day spa, Monkey Bizness infuses its treatments with a playful spirit. Aestheticians use expert banana-peeling technique to exfoliate outer facial tissues and reveal the supple, potassium-rich flesh underneath. Stylists groom hairdos to reflect the client's specifications. When bundled into spa packages, services such as facials, massages, and spa mani-pedis often accompany a tasty lunch from Cardigan's. Lime-green walls frame the salon, and arched doorways lead to private treatment rooms lacquered in red.
The d bag from Metalica says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Ventura-County
Only $30 means 70% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Licensed massage therapists soothe tense muscles & quiet mental stress with individual or couples massages. Practitioners of alternative and holistic therapies converge to treat clients' bodies, minds, and spirits at Aviante Health and Wellness Center. The center's licensed staff soothes tense muscles with a range of modalities and performs spiritual-counseling services designed to balance chakra. Wholly holistic, Aviante also performs pet therapy sessions, which help owners connect with four-legged friends without having to share chew toys or hassle the same mailman.
Nickleback says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.aviantehwc.com/
Washington-Dc
Only $22 means 56% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Students learn about creation, history & etiquette of craft beers, distinguishing between wine varietals, or differences between whiskeys. I Wish Lessons’ professionally guided classes convene in various venues throughout Chicago, Boston, DC, and Detroit, uniting and educating like-minded learners in vibrant social settings. The company’s hundreds of teachers have educated countless learners while introducing them to new friends and planning private events, including birthday parties and baby showers. Classes broach a multitude of engaging, lighthearted subjects, such as beer and bacon pairing, scotch tasting, cupcake decorating, and sushi rolling.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.iwishlessons.com/
Westchester-County
Only $29 means 53% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Plush lounge & eatery serves fusion-style cuisine in dining room hailed as "a hidden beauty" by New York Times. Called "a hidden beauty" by the New York Times and named one of the 31 best bars in the county by Westchester Magazine, Karma Lounge mixes upscale American fare with influences from around the world. Brick columns line the dining room entrance, leading guests through a dimly lit corridor that culminates in a stone fireplace. Evenings bring performances by jazz musicians, live bands, and DJs, who underscore meals and cocktails with their musical stylings, often playing three ominous notes when a diner has forgotten his reading glasses.
Ross, Urbanspoon, 1/14/12 says "fun atmosphere, fun people, come once and it's like cheers, everybody knows your name. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Wichita
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed and insured specialists trim and remove trees, mow and fertilize lawns, and clean up yards as seasons change.. The specialists at Moonlight Lawn & Landscape pamper homes’ outer properties year-round, from maintaining summer's lush green grass to protecting trees from the relentless onslaught of winter. Along with performing services such as lawn mowing, fertilization, and landscape design, crews of licensed and insured experts trim branches, remove debris, and grind stumps down to their original papier-mâché cores. During the winter months, the team frees congested driveways and sidewalks of icy-cold incursions after sit-ins by activist snowmen and decorates houses with festive holiday lights.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Dec 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://moonlightlawn.com/index.htm
Wilmington-Newark
Only $29 means 57% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Botanical-based products from A Natural Difference renew visage during signature facial; long, flowing strokes relax muscles during massage. Regardless of their specialties, Blu Salon and Spa’s crew of beautifiers stay keen on the latest trends and techniques by participating in monthly education courses. The relaxing environment cultivated during treatments extends to the spa’s contemporary waiting room, where you can sip on complimentary wine or coffee and share haunting stories of undead skin cells beside the fireplace.
The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Worcester
Only $199 means 78% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! 30-minute treatments reduce up to 3 inches of body fat in targeted areas or reduce the appearance of cellulite. Laser Gentle Medical Spa, which employs laser and skincare treatments to refashion complexions and contours, offers an on-site fitness center with treadmills and ellipticals. Lasers zap unwanted hair, veins, and age spots in painless treatments, and facials and peels target façades to cleanse pores and adjust oil balances. I-Lipo treatments affect change from the inside out by penetrating the skin with low-level lasers to admonish fat cells and smooth cellulite.
The "Wizinator" says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.lasergentle.com/
Youngstown
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/page). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/

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