Tuesday, March 20, 2012

March 20, 2012 Deals!

Abilene
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Armbands entitle visitors to unlimited access to more than 30 family, kiddie, thrill & water rides. In 1973, Jimmy and Katie Dean signed the papers to purchase Joyland Amusement Park, which had fallen into neglect after first opening in the 1940s. They thoroughly revamped the 13 attractions the park had then, and Katie still helps manage the more than 30 kiddie, thrill, family, and water rides that send guests rolling, spinning, and splashing today. From the Skyride's gondolas that sail high overhead, families take in scenic vistas of an antique carousel, the speedy Galaxi coaster, and a log flume powered by Old Faithful’s underachieving brother. Joyland opens its gates from mid-March until early fall, closing in the winter months for rollercoaster-hibernation season.
TouristTravelWorld blog, 10/10/11 says "It is a good sized amusement park for Lubbock. Kids like the water slides. Overall, nice something different to do in Lubbock. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 16, 2012
Akron-Canton
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Studio collection arms beauty-seekers with professional-grade makeup & mineral line eschews parabens, preservatives & chemicals. The mineral collection eschews parabens, preservatives, and chemical dyes in favor of natural, mineral-based ingredients that blend in easily with the skin's natural tones. Light-as-a-feather mineral foundations ($5+) come packed with SPF 15 to shield the face and its feelings from the sun's harsh gaze and its even harsher laser pointer, and are available in a quintet of shades, ranging from fair to deep. Lip gloss ($3) and eye shadow ($3+) contain vital vitamins known to hydrate and minimize fine lines, and bronzers ($8) can help achieve one's preferred pigment hue. Those who want it all can pick up the mineral starter kit ($20), which includes foundation, concealer, blush, and two brushes, all wrapped up in a canvas case.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/
Albany-Capital-Region
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Technicians supplement manicures with arm & hand massage & regular or strong, lustrous shellac polish. Seasoned stylist Katie Steinbach imbues Bombshell Beauty Lounge with a vintage atmosphere, contrasting retro ambiance with a full roster of modern salon services. Backed by her team of technicians, Katie skillfully sculpts and adds hues to hairdos, and removes excess fuzz with waxing. She also educates clients on the art of makeup application, demonstrating trendy techniques and how to prevent mascara smudges when you're sitting in the first five rows of the killer-whale show.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bombshellbeautyloungeny.com/
Albany-Ga
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Charmingly designed gloves & 50+ apron styles protect men, women & kids from kitchen spills. Little misses ages 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) while trying to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.
Connie G., Peanut Butter and Whine, 2/1/12 says "I loved the feminine look and the fun pattern, but after I tried it on I fell in love with the style and the fit. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flirtyaprons.com/
Albuquerque
Only $32 means 54% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Aestheticians care for hands and feet before painting nails with regular or Shellac polish.. The beauty industry has changed since Sara's at the Promenade opened over 20 years ago, but Sara's focus on pampering clients with innovative aesthetic and therapeutic treatments has stayed the same. These stylists and aestheticians continue to learn new, cutting-edge treatments and techniques by regularly attending classes or stealing pages from Vidal Sassoon’s diary.
The d bag from Metalica says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Allentown-Reading
Only $39 means 55% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Twelve fields—ranging from rugged mountain terrain to trenches connecting sandbag bunkers—accommodate up to 100 players for full day of play. At Pocono Mountain Paintball, players step onto 12 fields—including three scenario fields—ranging from untouched natural terrain to 1,700 feet of trenches and sandbag bunkers. To maximize players' game time, Pocono's staff maintains a reservation system that limits the fields to 100 players per day. Further touches include camouflage overall rentals, an online FAQ with participant advice, and changing rooms with hot showers so players can spruce up before meeting Mom for a post-game debriefing. Pocono's crew also coordinates rafting, biking, and kayaking packages through partner company Whitewater Rafting Adventures.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Amarillo
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Staffers fill 20-pound tanks with high-end propane fit to fuel grills. Keeping flames in their place since 1945, Boyd's Equipment facilitates family barbecues and fireside chats with an extensive selection of name-brand grill and fireplace tackle. In addition to its glowing gas-log sets and Weber grills—available in electric and charcoal varieties—the one-stop equipment shop stocks lawn sprayers and trailer carts from Fimco, TeeJet, and Hypro. Shimmering lochs of propane come bottled in tanks of all shapes and sizes, and vessels emptied by gluttonous dragons can roll in for full refills. Everyday accessories, from charcoal and thermometers to spicy rubs and sauces, are also available, as are residential and commercial delivery services for those lacking pickup trucks or pet giants.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Anchorage
Only $59 means 53% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Skilled technicians scrub interiors before washing and waxing exteriors by hand and steam-cleaning greasy engines.. The family owners and technicians of 907 Detail & Auto Accessories treat each car that rolls up their sudsy driveway as if it were their own. This level of dedication is reflected quite literally in the glint of vehicles that emerge from detailing services with freshly cleaned windows, shimmering exteriors, and rearview mirrors free of vexatious blind spots. The committed technicians pride themselves on the fact that most of their business comes from loyal customers and referrals, many of whom come not just for washes and waxes but for custom tints and aftermarket products available by request for purchase and installation. Cars aren’t the only vehicles lucky enough to get in on the action; the company’s services also extend to motorcycles, semi trucks, trailers, and boats.
Lizzy Gerharz, Customer Testimonial says "No matter how bad my Tahoe is looking he always makes it immaculate when he's finished with it. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 22, 2012
Ann-Arbor
Only $30 means 54% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Soothing lotions & oils bolster relaxation while gliding strokes typical of Swedish massage evict stress from tense muscles. As a child, Elizabeth Meixner enlisted her mother to lie still for hours at a time so that she could work out her muscle-manipulating technique. Years later, ensconced in the high-stress world of business, Elizabeth longed for the freedom to be her own boss, and, more importantly, to have a schedule that would give her the flexibility to be home for dinner with her three kids. Using the skills she honed as a girl as well as earning the title of certified massage therapist, Elizabeth escaped the hustle and bustle and began hauling her massage table from house to house. It wasn't long before she set up her own space. Certified in therapeutic, myofascial, and prenatal massage modalities, Elizabeth deploys years of experience behind each knead and stroke as she unties knots in backs strained from entering homes via cat doors.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://facebook.com/MassagesByLiz
Appleton
Only $39 means 59% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Lawn aeration helps water & nutrients penetrate deeply into the soil to stimulate grass growth. The technicians at Appleton Lawn Care Services are equipped to handle all aspects of residential and commercial lawn maintenance. Crews perform regularly scheduled services—such as mowing and fertilizing—as well as seasonal tasks that include leaf cleanups, snow removal, and post-Halloween ghostbusting. To nourish lawns, they use Duration CR fertilizers. A single application diffuses gradually into the soil to feed grass for six or more months, and uses up to 40% less nitrogen than traditional fertilizers.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Asheville
Only $25 means 69% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Students tackle swimming fundamentals, & members gain access to wide range of fitness perks & health screenings. With a long-standing commitment to women, children, minorities, and social-justice issues and a presence in Asheville since 1906, the YWCA is more than just a workout facility. Its history is peppered with groundbreaking programs to bolster race relations, achieve women's empowerment through business ventures, and promote children's health by providing access to physical activity, urging them to hula-hoop with donuts instead of eating them. Staff members further the organization's vision with dedication to school-age programs for health and fitness efforts and green initiatives to help unemployed community members locate eco-friendly jobs in the area.
YWCA of Asheville's Club W says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ywcaofasheville.org/
Athens-Ga
Only $25 means 67% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Easy-to-use application personalizes snapshots, preserving them in laminated & leather-bound photo books, calendars, cards & collage posters. The intuitive Picaboo application lets users drag-and-drop photos, insert witty captions across more than 240 predesigned page layouts, and personalize your own picture book using tens of thousands of available backgrounds. Once you've prepared your custom photo book, Picaboo gives you the option to share a copy via email or order a hard copy in a variety of book sizes and different levels of invisibility.
Amanda Greene, Woman's Day, 5/25/10 says "Picaboo tends to have really beautiful quality when it comes to photo books and calendars. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.picaboo.com/
Augusta
Only $79 means 87% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Online courses accredit students for teaching English to non-English speakers with help of personal tutor & access to job database. After successfully completing the course, students receive the TESOL Advanced Certificate, which they can then fold into a paper airplane and throw at a globe to divine their future teaching destination. Alternatively, a contact database allows graduates to search thousands of language schools around the world to discern their ideal location. For more details, check the FAQ page here.
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Dirk, TEFL Course Review, 8/27/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Austin
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Sumptuous portions of traditional stews & vegetarian dishes fill one of Texas Monthly's Top 10 Places to Eat in Central Austin. Aster's Ethiopian Restaurant wafts international cultural knowledge through the Southwest via the aromas of complexly flavored beef, chicken, and vegetables during lunch and dinner. The ontologically complex doro watt immerses tender chicken alongside a hard-boiled egg in berbere sauce ($12.95 for dinner), described as a "superb" rendition of Ethiopia's national dish in a rave Austin Chronicle review. Armed only with a raft of tangy injera, diners dive mouth first into the spicy keyi siga wott, whose tender beef morsels float in berbere sauce flavored with onions, garlic, and ginger root ($12.95 for dinner). Chefs infuse the gomen's collard greens with Ethiopian style by simmering them with onions and mild seasonings ($10.95 for dinner), and the azifa packs serrano-based mit'mit'a seasoning and green peppers into a lentil salad for palate-clearing spice ($10.25 for dinner). Tucked between I-35 and a secret shortcut to Addis Ababa, cinnamon-hued walls draw out the warm colors in traditional paintings hung within the simple urban eatery that Texas Monthly counted among its Top 10 Places to Eat in Central Austin.
Stephanie N., Yelp, 1/21/2012 says "Thanks to Groupon I was able to try something new. Aster's is AWESOME. The food was GREAT and FRESH. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Bakersfield
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. High-quality, portable speaker with custom, self-designed artwork that users can sell. The Doodle, powered by two AAA batteries, harmonizes with laptops, Macs, iPods, MP3 players, or any other audio device that has a standard headphone jack. Included with the handy amplifier is a USB cord, which, as a power supply, substitutes as seamlessly as a teacher's clone. OrigAudio is dedicated to creating sustainable products and donates a percentage of each sale to the Music National Service.
OrigAudio says "Spring-centric Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.origaudio.com/
Baltimore
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Mediterranean-influenced cuisine spans from lamb chops to grecian tapas, with selection of more than 100 wines to complement each dish. The restaurant’s chic lounge space strikes a balance between Old-World elegance and the hipness of the Mount Vernon neighborhood that surrounds it. Exposed-brick walls give way to plum pastels—a contrast mediated by the gauzy black curtains draped over windows and doorways. The restaurant's prime location puts theaters such as the Hippodrome, Lyric, and Centerstage within close walking distance, making it easy to lovingly pelt actors with Mediterranean-spiced tomatoes during their curtain calls.
OpenTable reviewer, OpenTable, 2/18/12 says "Waterstone Bar & Grille"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
Baton-Rouge
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? A massage therapist assuages muscles with the gentle kneads and smooth, gliding strokes of Swedish massage.. Formerly Christian Avery Spa, Renew Day Spa & Salon houses a team of licensed massage therapists, stylists, and aestheticians that fawns over patrons throughout each massage, facial, and manicure in a cornucopia of rejuvenating services. The staff focuses on building a clientele not by relying on grandiose décor but by establishing long-term relationships with customers. In addition to a lenient six-hour cancellation policy, Renew Day Spa & Salon promises a calm environment untouched by the noisy sound of cellphone/pager courtship rituals.
The d bag from Metalica says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://renewdayspasalon.vpweb.com/
Billings
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Online women’s shoe distributor stocks heels, boots & flats from chic industry designers with free two-day air shipping & free returns. Heels.com’s fashion-focused staff scours cyberspace and physical landscapes to find flirty, fun footwear from chic industry designers, including BCBGirls and Guess. Clients can pair their party apparel with a leopard-print heel from the Fergie collection ($49.99) or leap into lion cages with confidence in a pair of Not Rated gladiator boots ($59.99). Sundresses swish atop the 6-inch cork heel of the 2 Lips Too shoes, handmade to emulate the comfort of a sandal. Every Heels.com purchase shows up on doorsteps within two days with free air shipping, and any item that pinches or barks at other shoes can be returned gratis within the United States.
Heels.com says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Feb 6, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.heels.com/
Birmingham
Only $19 means 53% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Loida pampers paws & shapes nails before artfully applying coats of Shellac polish. Loida Summerville brings seven years of experience to her nail-services station at The Phoenix Salon. Wielding Shellac polishes, she expertly paints digits with solid hues or spirited designs that declare loyalty to a favorite sports team or deli sandwich. She also attaches synthetic gel nails, in both full sets and fill-ins, and coats tensomes in contrasting french tips.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Boise
Only $7 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Diners grab pasta salads, made-from-scratch soups, tacos, fresh bread & more than 31 salad toppings from all-you-can-eat buffet. The aroma of freshly baked bread fills Souper Salad, and a rotating buffet nourishes diners with wholesome fare such as handcrafted soups and an expansive salad bar. Vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and sugar-free labels guide eaters of every ilk as they peruse deli favorites, including Tuna Skroodle pasta salad brimming with rotini noodles. Salads are created with more than 30 toppings, from zucchini to hot-and-spicy peanuts. Ladles fill bowls with different varieties of soup every day, including broccoli-cheese soup seasoned with white pepper. After dinner or before it even begins, a dessert buffet sates sweet cravings with gingerbread rolls, and oreo crumbles, caramel, and other toppings to cap soft-serve ice cream.
Becky S., Yelp, 3/24/11 says "a good and pleasant experience. Everything seemed fresh. The salad was great. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 24, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.soupersalad.com/
Boston
Only $49 means 76% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Selection of basic & polycarbonate lenses & fashionable designer frames from brands such as Ray-Ban & Marc by Marc Jacobs. In 1927, Jack Cohen had a vision. Packing a pushcart full of high-quality frames, he began to sell fashionable spectacles to his fellow merchants along New York City's Orchard Street. After expanding into a small shop on a Lower East Side corner, that humble little cart has since evolved into more than 100 retail outlets known as Cohen's Fashion Optical, where customers fortify their eyesight with a range of acuity-boosting products and services. Rows of frames boast the signature contours of several designer brands, including Tag Heuer, Dolce & Gabbana, Bulgari, and Gucci. In the onsite lab, opticians craft brand-new, custom lenses, including ones that self-adjust to different lighting conditions. Meanwhile, licensed optometrists help renew prescriptions and ensure ocular health during eye exams that measure eye coordination, refraction, and the curvature of the cornea, a concept originally discovered by Ferdinand Magellan when he looked through the wrong end of his spyglass.
nadad, Citysearch, 7/26/11 says "The staff was great they helped me pick out a great pair of glasses and were very helpfull. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cohensfashionoptical.com/
Buffalo
Only $15 means 63% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Historical botanical garden showcases plants from across the world in Victorian-era planned gardens and greenhouses. Called a living museum, the botanical gardens is dedicated to enriching lives with nature and teaching guests to appreciate the natural systems and diverse plant life the earth sustains. Visitors can soak up Mother Nature’s splendor, including tall trees originally planted in 1894 in addition to manmade wonders such as the 67-foot-tall Palm Dome.
Suzyweb123, TripAdvisor, 1/5/12 says "Wonderful place to visit for the garden lover. Beautiful gardens! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.buffalogardens.com/
Cedar-Rapids-Iowa-City
Only $20 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Lush blue grass fairways are enhanced with quartet of ponds & tricky doglegs, encouraging golfers to warm up with bucket of range balls. See the scorecard
This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
Central-Jersey
Only $149 means 60% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Q-Clear lasers target nail fungus in one or two feet.. Podiatrist Jay Mermelstein, D.P.M., who began caring for feet and ankles in 1989, diagnoses and treats pedal problems and rehabilitates patients under one roof. Along with a staff of certified podiatric medical assistants and licensed physical therapists, he addresses issues ranging from sprains to diabetes-related complications to Achilles tendonitis and ingrown toenails. Advanced diagnostic tools such as x-rays and ultrasounds work in tandem with treatments such as laser therapy, radio- wave surgery, and whirlpool therapy. Dr. Mermelstein empowers patients to make informed decisions about their health care with extensive educational resources that demystify sports injuries, nail problems, and heel vulnerability in swift-footed Greeks. Same-day appointments are available.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.drjaymermelstein.com/
Charleston
Only $28 means 63% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Pest-control specialists repel mosquito and tick interlopers with barrier sprayings that treat most yards in about 15 minutes.. As parents of two young children, Mosquito Squad franchise owners Mary Anna and David Lewis share their parent company's concern for the prevalence of insect-borne diseases. Every day they continue the company mascot Dread Skeeter's crusade against backyard pests in order to protect families from the very real threat posed by some mosquito and tick populations, which can include West Nile and Lyme disease. To ensure a thorough debugging, expert technicians treat residential and commercial acreages with pesticides backed by a 100 percent money-back guarantee. While technicians spray outside, kids can stay inside and enjoy The Adventures of Dread Skeeter coloring book that chronicles Dread's ongoing struggle against flying disease spreaders, from the common mosquito to the flying squirrel with contagious hiccups. Additionally, Mosquito Squad's antidisease efforts extend overseas through its ongoing efforts to eradicate malaria in Africa.
R.L. Stein says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Charlotte
Only $27 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Climbers tackle 13,000 sq. ft. climbing wall, 50 rope stations, terrain for all levels & a bouldering area under guidance of expert staff. Motivated by a passion for climbing and an understanding of how the sport enhances both mental and physical strength, the architects of Inner Peaks designed their gym to challenge climbers with 13,000 square feet of continuous, molded climbing walls boasting an altitude of 25 feet. With the addition of 50 rope stations, terrain for every skill level, a bouldering area, and training courses for ages 16 and older, they created a facility that fosters development of the skills needed to climb natural rocks or trim Lincoln's nose hairs on Mount Rushmore. The gym's team of expert climbers is headed by husband and wife owners, Doug Cosby and Page Lee, who both have many years of experience in sport climbing and climbing-gym management under their belts. The passionate staff is always dangling somewhere nearby ready to assist or offer instruction as burgeoning climbers scale an unparalleled lead cave, negotiate three long, aesthetic cracks, and maneuver around arches, roofs, and routes that are altered each week.
Leanne C., Yelp, 2/3/11 says "As far as climbing gyms go - this one's top notch, coming from a climber with 15years of experience "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://innerpeaks.com/gym-info/
Chattanooga
Only $24 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Range boasts 14 automated stations, tournament-grade tower & carts, with rental equipment available for novice shooters. At Benton Sporting Clays, marksmen take aim at airborne clay pigeons from 14 fully automated shooting stations and a tournament-grade clays tower. A fully covered five-stand shooting station protects shooters from wind, rain, and real pigeons avenging their clay cousins. Between sessions, shooters traverse the expansive grounds to try different stations in one of the facility's comfortable carts. Members enjoy benefits such as year-round shooting, waived cart-rental fees, and discounted clay pigeons at the range’s fully stocked pro shop.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Chicago
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Caterpillar rolls, seared albacore nigiri & modern sushi creations accompany Japanese fare such as lobster tempura & oysters. Blue Ocean's chefs add modern twists to traditional sushi to create a menu overflowing with rainbow rolls and tempura dishes. Lobster tempura ($14) surfs onto tongues in a wave of balsamic-ginger sauce, accompanied by ponzu-immersed oysters by the half dozen ($16) or delicate nigiri creations such as seared albacore tuna ($3). The Caterpillar roll ($14) layers avocado with crisp shrimp tempura and unagi sauce, and the sushi combo ($21) assembles six pieces of nigiri, a rainbow roll, and a miniature Venus de Milo carved from wasabi.
Gavin Paul, Centerstage says "Open the doors, and you’re treated to vivid walls, urchin-shaped lighting fixtures, and bamboo bisecting each table. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://blueoceanchicago.com/
Cincinnati
Only $49 means 61% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Medically supervised team exfoliates with microdermabrasion, blots out redness with acid peels, and lessens sun damage with photofacials.. Directed by James Kahl, M.D. and anti-aging specialist Jean Clark, Sanctuary DermaSpa offers a range of medically supervised aesthetic treatments and spa services. As a registered nurse, Clark synthesizes her passions for both beauty and medicine while earning glowing endorsements from A-Line Magazine’s Elle Morris, who writes that she “delivers incredible medical-grade procedures.” Clark and a team of licensed aestheticians also nurture complexions with microdermabrasion, remove unwanted hair with waxing, and eliminate the need to always wear a Zorro mask with permanent-makeup application.
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Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cincinnatidermaspa.com/
Cleveland
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Stock of sports gear includes cleats from Adidas, Nike & Puma, soccer pants, goalkeeper gloves & assorted team replica jerseys. At Force Soccer Shoppes, soccer players gear up for on-field confrontation with a wide selection of apparel and gear. Replica jerseys inspire players to channel the adroitness of their favorite national or English Premier League players. Gear from brands such as Adidas, Nike, and Puma keeps players fashionable on the field. Sensitive shins can take refuge behind Force’s selection of shin guards, and 3/4-length soccer pants reveal tattoos of full-leg soccer pants.
This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.force-soccer-shoppes.com/
Columbia
Only $6 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Small-batch ice creams in a variety of flavors are blended with mix-ins on a marble slab and served in freshly baked waffle cones or cups. When crafting your custom cone or cup ($3.99–$5.99), first choose one of Marble Slab's original ice-cream flavors, which include banana rum, black walnut, bubblegum, mango, and amaretto (flavors may vary). One of the expert dippers and mixers will gently incorporate your choice of candy, nuts, fruit, or enthusiasm into the ice cream on the spot before placing the freshly kneaded delight into a cup or fresh-baked waffle cone. The delectable confections can also be mounded into cakes ranging from small cakes ($19.95), to 8-inch circles ($26.95) up to feast-ready quarter-sheets ($35.95).
Marble Slab Creamery says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires May 15, 2012
Columbia-Mo
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Columbus
Only $29 means 57% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Renovated 32-lane bowling alley frequently hosts PBA tournament & proffers hearty pub-style food. Though it's been open since 1963, Sequoia Pro Bowl recently became a Columbus hot spot when owners Tim and Liz Voss turned the ordinary alley into a full-service facility that frequently hosts PBA tournaments. Seven days a week, patrons heave heavy spheres down 32 brand-new lanes, refueling between frames with Sequoia's hearty menu of filling pub-style fare. Guests can also visit in the 7-10 Club, packed with arcade games, ping-pong, and karaoke singers reciting the Bowling National Anthem. During the summer months, an outdoor sports bar and volleyball court provide a new arena for friendly competition.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sequoiaprobowl.com/
Columbus-Ga
Only $399 means 64% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Firm or plush memory-foam mattress contours to bodies & washable cotton-velour cover adds to coziness & blocks bacteria & allergens. Nature’s Sleep pledges a strong allegiance to the environment, engineering bedroom gear that offers tempting respite without a dependence on fossil fuels or a titan-size carbon footprint. The nap technicians pair their eco-consciousness with a deep concern for human health, wrapping most of their pillows and mattresses in covers that shield against bacteria, allergens, dust, and recurring dreams about Orson Welles. In addition to mattresses, the shop outfits chambers with mattress frames, box springs, and hospital-grade biodegradable bed and bathroom linens.
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Nature's Sleep says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.naturessleep.com/
Corpus-Christi
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Shop showcases new & used irons & equipment, & its house technicians tend old clubs with re-shafting & re-gripping services. Alternatively, technicians can rehabilitate the clubs customers already own with re-shafting, re-gripping, and complete rebuilding services, all of which take three days at most to complete. After a run through the shop’s stock of new and lightly used gear, patrons can replace any obsolete gear, or pick up accessories such as tees, balls, and golf bags ideal for storing secret turf clod collections.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Dallas
Only $149 means 54% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.FDA-approved Botox & Dysport temporarily smooth wrinkles & fine lines on brow, forehead & around eyes for up to four months. The experienced medical staff at U. Boutique & Med Spa, including physician assistant Carol Robinson, deemed a "Name to Know" in the beauty biz by D Magazine, and board-certified dermatologist Dr. Max F. Adler, render complexions younger with a wealth of medical and spa services. Guests slip into the pristine-white medical spa's private treatment rooms for Obagi chemical peels, peppermint-mocha mud wraps, and facials such as the pumpkin clarifying facial—which employs a Clarisonic brush and galvanic current to deeply cleanse pores, leaving faces softly glowing like a young firefly with a report card of straight A's. Beauty injections and fillers temporarily smooth creased skinscapes, and a bouquet of massages promotes relaxation.
Roda F., Yelp, 1/19/11 says "I can't say enough great things about U Med Spa and Carol Robinson! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.umedspa.com/
Dayton
Only $35 means 70% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Easy-to-use design program revamps photographs into table-ready, custom photo books with quick turnaround. Customers can transform digital photographs into elegant coffee-table books with the help of an intuitive photo-book designer program after providing an access code obtained during the purchasing process. Photo books are available in several styles and sizes that include hardcover and softcover bindings. Regular book prices range between $40–$250, with additional fees for upgrades and professional-series books. Each book is hand-made with superior-quality materials, such as linen, silk, leather, and newt skin, all available in a variety of striking colors. Accessories, such as slipcases and presentation boxes can add a dash of pizzazz to each order, and acid-free paper ensures long-lasting photo quality while deflecting photon torpedoes. Orders are completed within four to five business days and take an additional two to four business days to ship, ensuring that customers will be able to promptly obtain their own memorable keepsake book and avoid carving sentimental images into a wall-mounted etch-a-sketch.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.photobookamerica.com/
Daytona-Beach
Only $36 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? 50-minute facial treatment hydrates & exfoliates skin with custom mask, peel & microdermabrasion. Board-certified physician Dr. Carson Bauder helms the trained staff of aestheticians at A New U Wellness Center, all of whom work together to personalize treatments with an integrative approach to health and beauty. Known for an emphasis on noninvasive skincare procedures and a custom approach that never fails to account for individual circumstances, the staff treats the body inside and out with services that range from nutritional counseling to skin rejuvenation. The center’s advanced laser and cosmetic procedures, which include nonsurgical injections of Botox, Dysport, and Restylane, work to erase wrinkles from complexions and shoo away crows nesting in the corners of eyes.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://anewuflorida.com/
Denver
Only $25 means 56% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Award-winning chefs build authentic Thai fare from organic, local ingredients that dot tables surrounded by imported décor & live music. Wild Bangkok's team of chefs employs award-winning expertise gleaned from multiple continents to fashion a menu that offers authentic Thai fare made with healthy, organic, and locally derived ingredients. A full bar shines behind the marigold- and purple-hued dining space, with barkeeps standing by to uncap beers or pour, shake, and stir a variety of classic cocktails. The dining area's shoulder-stimulating booths accommodate both romantic dinners and group outings, especially on select Friday nights, when live music permeates the space with cartoon quarter notes.
charlesj18, Tripadvisor, 5/15/11 says "Google, 3-stars"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Des-Moines
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!National sub shop fills bellies with sandwiches & wraps that feature freshly sliced meats & quality toppings. Since 1964, Blimpie has filled patrons' bellies with submarines packed with freshly sliced meats and quality toppings. Each of the coast-to-coast franchise's locations offers an assortment of bread-based eats ranging from classic deli subs to paninis served between warm ciabatta buns festooned with grill stripes or uneven tan lines. Subsmiths roll up fresh wraps and keep waistlines in check with Lighter Stuff, a health-conscious selection of menu items with less than 400 calories and 6 grams of fat. Kids' meals satiate the appetites of youngsters 12 years old and younger or adults with fake IDs.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.blimpie.com/
Detroit
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Three generations of chefs follow family recipes to construct elegant pastas, steaks & pizzas at eatery near theaters & sports arenas. At each eatery, chefs follow the Barbieri family's guidance, authentic recipes, and instructional shadow puppets while assembling fresh, elegant entrees inspired by Northern Italian cuisine. They complement pastas and steaks with a convoy of wines from Italy, California, and Oregon and regularly dole out their creations for catered events amid the restaurants' chic, upscale environs.
Katherine G., Yelp, 10/7/09 says ""OOOO.MMMM.GGGG. The Seabass melted in my mouth. It was heavenly." "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.daedoardo.com/home.html
El-Paso
Only $199 means 59% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Techs wield FDA-approved, handheld device that uses massage and vacuum functions to smooth dimpled skinscapes. Mix Salon Spa’s 16 professionally trained stylists let their aesthetic specialties shine during hair-, nail-, and skin-rejuvenating services. The hair-styling team counts educators from Paul Mitchell among its ranks, lending designer haircuts, color treatments, and extensions an extra edge of expertise. Nail technicians, meanwhile, keep appendages silky smooth during signature mani-pedis with essential oils, sea salt, marine botanicals, and quartz crystals. Aestheticians direct their attention higher during custom facials, tackling signs of wear and tear with Dermalogica skincare products and large pieces of duct tape.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mixsalonspa.com/
Erie
Only $65 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Lobster dinner includes Maine-bred crustaceans, mussels & crab cakes; filet mignon & lobster tails form surf 'n' turf meal. Just in time for an idyllic date, GetMaineLobster.com's overnight shipping gives heroic chefs ample opportunity to pretend they caught the sea bounty barehanded from the neighbor's kiddie pool. Follow one of GetMaineLobster.com's handy recipes—including a delectable Ebetino Denver lobster boil—to ensure a successful feast, but feel free to dress the lobsters in special hats or make a lobster-shell suit for all-important Lobsterman superhero appearances.
Jeff K., Yelp, 8/8/11 says "GetMaineLobster.com"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://getmainelobster.com/
Eugene
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Expert sushi chef artistically bedecks plates with 23 specialty rolls & MSG-free Asian entrees such as spicy pork teriyaki. Pier Sushi's expert sushi chef coils up 23 specialty rolls and an assemblage of Asian entrees, festooning plates with artistic arrays. With no MSG, masago, peanuts, or peanut oil in any of its platters, Pier's menu offerings draw instead upon sesame and soybean oils. Sake and Japanese beers complement meals, cooling down throats more effectively than bowties sculpted from ice.
Sophia K.,Yelp, 9/17/11 says "But everyone of the rolls and appetizers my group has tried have been beautiful with fresh generous portions. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Evansville
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Fairfield-County
Only $24 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? During meticulous washing services, automats scour coaches before experts armor exteriors against wintry elements with sealants & Rain-X. A five-pack of The Works washes keeps cars dapper on the roadway with thorough—but speedy—exterior scrubs. After cars indulge in a bubble bath that zaps exterior dirt and targets road salt hiding on the underbody, workers apply a polymer wax and clear-coat sealant, and drape entire rides in Rain-X using old-fashioned elbow grease.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://wired-wash-wax.com/index.html
Fort-Lauderdale
Only $39 means 57% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Licensed cleaning professionals use eco-friendly products to perform custom housecleaning sessions.. Celestial Cleaning's team of licensed, bonded, and insured professionals employ eco-friendly products to cleanse and spiff up residential and commercial properties. Donning uniforms, cleaners customize each session to address the specific needs of the client. They can complete a wide spectrum of cleaning tasks ranging from dusting the furniture and scrubbing the carpets to wiping down the kitchen and vaporizing unwanted houseguests.
The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.celestialcleaningllc.com/
Fort-Myers-Cape-Coral
Only $30 means 57% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Deep-conditioning treatment or choice of partial highlights or all-over color flank cuts from stylists apprised of latest beauty techniques. Hairstylist Jenn Velez fused the names of her two daughters, Melina and Alexus, to title Melxus Hair Studio, a salon that specializes in hair and makeup services. Jenn's stylists clean up the looks of men, women, and children with custom cuts and deep-conditioning treatments, adding length to clients’ manes with extensions, rather than fun-house mirrors. The beauty parlor’s modern tress treatments rely on trending products and techniques, which Jenn stays abreast of with continuing education.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.melxus.com/
Fort-Wayne
Only $47 means 91% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Skilled chiropractor promotes increased wellness with adjustments, scans & x-rays, wellness workshops & health consultations. As a child, Ohio native Dr. Joel Feeman struggled with sinus infections and allergies. Unsure where to turn, his parents consulted a friend, who suggested that perhaps chiropractic treatments could assist in bolstering his nervous system. The effectiveness of the treatments led the Feemans to expose not only Joel but also the entire family to chiropractic care, making a significant impact on the young doctor-to-be, who at age 9 decided to follow in the steps of the doctor who improved his quality of life. Now Dr. Feeman and his skilled staff of five work to improve lives throughout their community, helping to prevent illnesses before they start, relieve pain, and help patients to learn to correctly pronounce “coccyx” through both hands-on chiropractic care and computer-instrument adjustments.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.newlifechiro.net/
Fort-Worth
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Practiced painters lead step-by-step BYOB painting classes covering variety of subject matter from still lifes to holiday-inspired works. Led by seasoned artists, Texas U Can Paint’s BYOB painting classes arm burgeoning brush wielders with the supplies and skills for creating their own painted masterpieces. Rotating through a carefully curated calendar that covers a variety of subject matter, classes focus on creating one specified piece ranging from Degas-esque ballerinas to seasonal works such as festive trees and Noël ornaments. Students follow step-by-step instruction to complete artworks with the provided canvases, brushes, paint, and smocks to protect clothes from barbecue sauce while they paint still lifes of ribs. Guests are welcome to bring their own bottles of wine or beer to enjoy during sessions, and each artwork will be ready to take home at the close of class.
Texas U Can Paint says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.texasucanpaint.com/
Fresno
Only $99 means 67% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Experienced stylist Brenda banishes frizz from manes with formaldehyde-free smoothing treatment. A 26-year veteran in the art of hairstyling, Brenda brings her talents to the eclectic confines of Voila Boutique Salon, where ornate floor-to-ceiling mirrors reflect faces framed by flattering cuts. A former color educator for Goldwell, Brenda continues to embellish hair with vibrant streaks and tame frizz with Keralyze smoothing solutions. With her hand grasping shears and her ears listening for telltale growls amid the salon’s leopard-print décor, Brenda crafts cuts that unite current fashions with individual preferences.
Robocop says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Gainesville
Only $149 means 53% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Clinicians target frown lines, crow’s-feet & brow wrinkles with solution that can reduce the appearance of wrinkles for up to six months. Dr. Bruce K. Branin, the board-certified physician at Alliance Aesthetics, honed his medical-cosmetics and patient-beautification crafts under the tutelage of Dr. Sherman Leis, one of Philadelphia’s top authorities on plastic surgery. During this time, Dr. Branin compiled nearly a quarter of a century’s worth of experience in removing skin lesions and cancers. Now certified in laser and cosmetic procedures, the good doc administers and oversees an array of medical cosmetic treatments designed to restore youthful appearances and reduce skin’s envy of unpopped balloons.
The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
Grand-Rapids
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Eco-friendly, all-natural sugaring hair removal banishes unwanted fuzz without heat, leaving areas such as lips, arms, and legs smooth.. The stylists and aestheticians at Echo Salon snip strands into trendy styles and shift hair shades to produce completely new looks. Team members shear off layers for flirtatious bobs or feather bangs to hide third eyes, and they tame manes with relaxers, thermal straightening, and keratin hair-smoothing treatments. The stylists also shape and tint brows into elegant arches and craft classic updos for special events such as weddings, proms, and staring contests with the fairest mirror on the wall.
ECHO Salon says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.facebook.com/echosalon
Green-Bay
Only $39 means 87% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Experienced technicians clear debris from ducts & vents to improve air quality & increase system efficiency. Since 1989, the staff of Zephyr Clean Air has helped maintain clean air and efficient venting systems in residential homes and commercial businesses. Through complimentary home evaluations, the technicians identify individual heating and cooling issues before dreaming up solutions to eliminate pollutants and conserve energy. With special equipment such as germicidal UV lights, electrostatic filters, and HEPA-filter negative-airflow machines, Zephyr develops maintenance plans to suit the needs of each system. In addition, the company puts homeowners at ease with a 60-day guarantee on labor, parts, and slow-cooker recipes.
Nickleback says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.zephyrcleanair.com/
Greenville
Only $18 means 51% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Thrice-weekly tastings dispense red & white samples culled from myriad distributors or wine variants before attendees select bottle for home. Modeled after an Old World wine cellar, WineStyle's shelves are lined with rare bottles accrued by its staff of in-house experts hailing from quality vineyards across the globe. The shop's bounty includes handcrafted gift boxes and baskets and merchandise, such as guidebooks for translating secret codes etched in cork. If a specific bottle is missing from the selection, the quaff gurus place an order that often arrives within 24 hours. Along with retailing wine and imbibing gear, WineStyles's crew grants guests the opportunity to sample new pours at frequent events and two-hour tastings three nights a week. For dedicated aficionados, the chief wine taster chooses two bottles to send to wine-club members, along with tasting notes that detail their origins, a winery description, and suggested food pairings.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Hampton-Roads
Only $59 means 58% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Two professional maids customize each two-hour visit to thoroughly sweep, dust & scrub dirty living rooms, kitchens & bathrooms. Graceful Touch Cleaning Services saves clients valuable time by dispatching professional maids to homes to coax dirt from hiding, freeing up residents to spend time with their families, friends, or vintage MP3-player collections. At the beginning of each cleansing session, the maids ask clients to direct them to the areas most in need of a thorough cleaning, ensuring problem areas get the most time. During a typical visit, the maids will extract dust from living-room carpets, tables, and glass, wash kitchen floors, stovetops, and sinks, and sanitize bathroom tubs, toilets, and showers until they're as clean as the showroom they escaped from.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://gracefultouchcleaning.com/
Harrisburg
Only $39 means 61% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Experienced video preservers convert physical tapes, film reels & photographs to digital DVDs to protect memories for future generations. One of the largest video-transfer companies in North America, YesVideo has basked in the limelight of a variety of news features and publications, such as “Mossberg's Mailbox” of the Wall Street Journal and CW13's Good Day Sacramento. All conversions and orders are handled in the United States to keep shipping costs minimal.
The d bag from Metalica says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://yesvideo.com/groupon/
Hartford
Only $35 means 53% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. A beauty expert uses organic products to cleanse, exfoliate, and hydrate skin. Add a pedicure or waxing services for extra refinement.. Experienced skincare and waxing expert Leigh Dorbuck Probulis specializes in enhancing clients' natural beauty from head to toe. This freelance beauty mercenary performs soothing spa services—including facials, mani-pedis, and hair removal—from the friendly confines of Moda-Rey Salon & Spa. There, Leigh's clients relax in a sleek, modern space adorned with hardwood styling stations as she clears clogged pores and shapes uneven talons into smooth, polished nails.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://modareysalon.com/
Honolulu
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Amid antique-kimono décor, master chefs fire succulent seafood & meat, such as lobster & steak, & vegetarian dishes on tableside griddles. For more than 35 years, Kobe Steak House's skilled master chefs have fired succulent seafood, meat, and vegetarian fare on piping-hot teppans—tableside griddles—in front of captivated patrons. The chefs toss tasty eats, cookery tools, and diners' hats into the air in between searing combination dishes such as teriyaki chicken and shrimp or lobster and steak. Diners can also dig their chopsticks into sushi selections including fresh cuts of daily-caught Hawaiian maguro sashimi. While feasting on the savory fare, guests gaze upon the antique décor of a 300-year-old fisherman kimono, emperor dolls, and steak-sauce bottles from the Edo period.
The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.honolulukobe.com/
Houston
Only $45 means 70% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Houston Chronicle photographer illuminates proper composition & framing techniques in hands-on workshops. Advanced students meet at Challenger Park for a 2.5-hour hands-on lesson that delves into more advanced photon-collecting skills. Students employ their own DLSR camera to capture foliage and flowers, and the instructor will also expound on the usage of lenses and tripods. Under Jimmy’s cheerful, camera-savvy tutelage, students become privy to the secrets of how to compose, light, and frame a photograph as effortlessly as Ansel Adams opened his breakfast cereal.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.jimmyloydphotography.com/
Huntsville
Only $9 means 53% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Technicians wash auto exteriors by hand before coating paint job with spray wax & scenting interior with air freshener. On the Spot Hand Car Wash dispenses its thorough detailing services within state-of-the-art bays as well as from a mobile unit van, which carts car-wash supplies such as waxes and soaps to customers’ locations. The technicians meticulously polish every inch of vehicles of all sizes to create a lustrous shine that attracts envious glances and vain inchworms.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.onthespotautodetail.com/
Indianapolis
Only $65 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Handymen perform services such as minor plumbing and electrical work, repairs, and home painting. Whether attending to a minor plumbing problem, or designing a brand-new eight-zamboni garage from the ground up, the handy home improvers walk clients through every step in the process from budgeting to scheduling. In the spirit of total transparency, the business never hands-off work to third party sources, helping them establish a foundation of trust with each and every homeowner they help.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.renovationplus.net/
Inland-Empire
Only $99 means 85% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Complexions brighten as microdermabrasion sloughs off dead skin cells & photofacial stimulates collagen production with pulsed light. Dr. James J. Chao oversees plastic surgeries and medical spa treatments behind the glass façade of his office. The doctor and his expert team polish faces with chemical and glycolic peels, enhance eyelashes with Latisse, and warm up paraffin wax for hands chapped by weather or hanging from tattered monkey bars. Though some may recognize Dr. Chao from the sidelines of NFL Chargers games––he serves as the team's plastic and hand surgeon⎯he often makes possible lasting enhancements in the lives of everyday clientele with cosmetic injectables such as Botox and Juvéderm, as well as plastic surgeries such as liposuction, breast augmentation, and rhinoplasties.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://imagespamd.com/
Jacksonville
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Three-course dinners fuel detective work as tablemates work together to clear their names in '80s-themed murderous mystery swathed in comedy. The Murder Mystery Company's thrilling performances challenge diners to exercise detective skills in an evening of mock murder and faux fatalities that unfold over a three-course meal. Between an introductory house salad and a denouement of a french-vanilla sundae, each guest noshes on an entree such as grilled-chicken alfredo, slow-roasted beef, or vegetarian lasagna. As mouths occupy themselves, the comic mystery begins with a murder, and a detective arrives on the scene to locate the perpetrator in the audience. Appropriate for ages 10 and older, Totally 80's, Totally Murder adds intrigue to the proceedings by transporting its audience to a deadly concert during the decade of excess. Tablemates work together to clear their good names, sleuthing and sorting out clues to flex critical-thinking skills and prepare themselves for futures as presidents of the Agatha Christie fan club. Drink specials throughout the evening fuel detective skills for solving the mystery of what the bottom of one's glass looks like.
The Murder Mystery Company says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires May 18, 2012
Kalamazoo
Only $25 means 76% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Take classes such as aerobics, spinning, and water exercise, and use the fitness equipment, spa, pool, and basketball or racquetball courts. Among other amenities, the deli nourishes visitors with a menu of healthy sandwiches and smoothies, and the spa relaxes muscles in whirlpools and steam rooms. The nutrition-savvy staff, which includes personal trainers and a registered dietitian, helps people drop pounds with individualized weight-loss programs.
Bronson Athletic Club says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Kansas-City
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Golfers hone swings at covered, heated stalls, hitting off of artificial mats and into zoysia-grass valley with multiple targets. Those looking for solo practice sessions can take to the outdoor driving range, where clubbers launch balls off of astroturf hitting mats out into a zoysia-grass valley peppered with multiple target areas. With covered, heated hitting bays, the range lets pin hunters work on their power draw or high fade while safely protected from rainstorms or predatory hot air balloons.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Kansas-City
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Golfers hone swings at covered, heated stalls, hitting off of artificial mats and into zoysia-grass valley with multiple targets. Those looking for solo practice sessions can take to the outdoor driving range, where clubbers launch balls off of astroturf hitting mats out into a zoysia-grass valley peppered with multiple target areas. With covered, heated hitting bays, the range lets pin hunters work on their power draw or high fade while safely protected from rainstorms or predatory hot air balloons.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Knoxville
Only $19 means 62% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Detailing technicians wash vehicles by hand before adding a coat of carnauba wax & dressing tires. The staff members of Southern Detail Worxs apply paint jobs, hand washes, carnauba wax, and wet sanders during a tier of detailing sessions. To augment these details, they dish out a la carte services, including odor-elimination treatments and shampoo treatments for floor mats, whose hair growth can get rather unwieldy. The team also boasts experienced window-tinting installers, who accent glass surfaces with Solar Gard films that can help windows to deflect up to 99% of UV rays and up to 66% of solar heat.
The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Lakeland
Only $29 means 82% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. With delivered kit, customers at home administer FDA-approved teeth-whitening method that causes minimal sensitivity. Within an office awash in refreshing shades of aqua and grass green, professionals with intensive training line mouthpieces with Ultimate Smile's proprietary gel before guiding patients in proper application. Once trays are in place, an LED light calibrated to a top-secret spectrum only visible to docile crocodiles activates the gel's bleaching components, leaching away stains left by coffee, cigarettes, or wine. The water-based solution's active ingredient, carbamide peroxide, collaborates with a proprietary posttreatment rinse to minimize sensitivity. Take-home kits give patients the chance to improve their smiles in the privacy of their own homes or during otherwise unproductive meetings with self-taught psychoanalysts.
Ultimate Smile says "Spring-centric Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.goultimatesmile.com/
Lansing
Only $49 means 58% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Women-only gym with fitness classes such as Zumba and boot camp, infrared saunas, and "smart" machines that remember individual settings. An all-female team of fitness and nutrition experts creates a spa-like setting at Elements to help women feel comfortable while working out instead of toiling in a weight-filled warehouse. European-designed "smart" machines use advanced technology to personalize workouts by greeting each member by name, remembering their personal settings and performance, and serving as a digital coach throughout the session. For a more human touch, the center's personal lifestyle coaches develop highly tailored diet and exercise plans for each member, following up with them to provide support, encourage progress, and check for untied shoelaces. After workouts, women can relax in the detoxifying warmth of an infrared sauna or atop the warm, soothing jets of a hydromassage bed.
Ann Cool, Capital Area, 3/28/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
Las-Vegas
Only $25 means 58% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Gas-powered go-karts fly through laps around 1,200 ft. track designed by former IKF racers at up to 50 mph. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Fast Lap a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Jadira R., Yelp, 7/19/11 says "Fast Lap"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://fastlaplv.com/
Lexington
Only $49 means 58% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Four-wheel-drive Army-issue Hummers cruise along backcountry trails while guides point out waterfalls, rock formations, flora & fauna. Red River Gorge Off-Road Tour's four-wheel-drive Hummers unleash adrenaline as they bounce across the steep terrain of the verdant valley, unleashing the jovial noise of intrepid explorers into the cool forest. The open-air chariot whisks passengers through a one-hour tour of backcountry trails as guides point out sylvan miracles such as the first steps of a lumberjack. Roll bars on the Army-issue Hummer protect passengers as they inhale the natural perfume of nearby flora and watch local fauna frolic. Eagle-eyed cameramen can snap shots of picturesque waterfalls and close-up glimpses of Suzanna's Arch, which flaunts soaring rock like a juggling geologist.
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Red River Gorge Off-Road Tour says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Nov 28, 2012
Lincoln
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.
This guy I know says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Little-Rock
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Chefs grill hot specialty subs brimming with 100% USDA steak, all-white-meat chicken, real cheese & fresh veggies. After a serendipitous encounter with a philly cheesesteak during his college years, Charley of Charley's Grilled Subs set out to create a savory selection of specialty grilled subs and classic American fare, garnering national attention from the Webby Awards and Nation's Restaurant News. Today, his understudy chefs imprint grill marks on each toasty bread book before piling on accouterments, from 100% USDA choice steak and all-white-meat chicken to freshly grilled onions, real-dairy provolone cheese, and savory sauces. Diners can silence a grumbling stomach with a traditional philly cheesesteak topped with grilled onions and provolone or rescue a friend from hunger pains with a chicken-teriyaki sub sheathed in an emergency survival blanket of swiss cheese.
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This guy I know says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.charleys.com/
Long-Island
Only $159 means 76% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Licensed pros wield cosmetic lasers that emit noninvasive energy pulses to reduce unwanted hair in 15- to 60-minute treatments. AHS The Laser Salon's board-certified doctors and licensed aestheticians fight unwanted hair, signs of age, and unsightly veins with cosmetic lasers in an office characterized by neutral colors and antique furnishings. During laser hair-removal treatments, trained techs reduce unwanted hair with noninvasive energy pulses. Similarly, the center's spider-vein treatments employ AHS’s exacting photons to zero in on the offending red, blue, and purple veins with a prescribed dose of energy, cordoning off trouble spots from surrounding areas and laser-happy kittens. The team also rejuvenates faces with beauty injections, such as Botox and Juvéderm, photofacials, chemical peels, and custom facials.
The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://ahslaserhairremoval.com/
Los-Angeles
Only $45 means 59% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. High-speed inflatable boat zips to Seal Rock to view sea lions & bald eagles before heading offshore to find dolphins. During Snorkeling Catalina's boat tours, snorkeling trips, and private sightseeing charters, visitors come face-to-fin with marine life. Tour guides lead snorkelers through shallow and deep waters and pilot inflatable boats offshore so passengers can snap photos of seals and dolphins. Back on land, the full-service snorkeling shop outfits guests with necessary equipment, such as flippers, masks, and underwater ovens for fish who don't like to eat soggy bread crumbs.
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Nanette L., Yelp, 3/16/12 says "we saw baby seals learning how to swim from their moms and we saw lots of pelicans as well. "
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
Louisville
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Home-décor items made by hand from kiln-dried mahogany & imported from around world boast hand-painted finishes & eclectic fabrics. Eight showrooms residing on two floors allow shoppers to peruse kitchen, office, and bedroom furniture, mirrors, bookcases, and knick-knacks. In gratitude for its harvests of rich mahogany, Red Tree peppers international communities with live trees as part of a tree-planting initiative and a trade treaty signed with Mother Nature. So far, as part of its commitment to the environment, Red Tree has planted more than 300,000 trees.
Eve V., Yelp, 7/27/11 says "A beautiful store that you could get lost in for an hour. Lots of unique pieces and so much to look at. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.redtreefurniture.com/
Lubbock
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Comedy night featuring pair of nationally touring young comics at expansive winery adorned with romantic Spanish Gothic décor. Renowned for its influence on the Texas wine industry, CapRock Winery also serves as a linchpin of gregarious fraternization with the return of its Comedy Night, when the expansive facility plays host to standup comedians tickling funny bones on both local and national circuits. Ricky Reyes will regale audiences with sarcastic observations, calling on skills honed in shows at clubs, casinos, and colleges around the country—the only country. Kristin Lindner's mordant style then emerges to meander through stories about family life and her jaundiced visions of the future. The onsite entertainment gets a boost from the facility’s 11-foot, high-definition screen, professional sound system, and poetry-reciting grapes harvested fresh from the vineyard.
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CapRock Winery Presents Comedy NIght with Ricky Reyes and Kristin Lindner says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 28, 2012
Macon
Only $39 means 69% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Gallery-wrapped canvases immortalize analog or digital images on 1.5-inch-thick creations that can be hung without frames & come in 3 sizes. Picture It On Canvas's canvases are made of archival-quality material, which is thicker, more durable, and less likely to get stuffed into a roommate's back pocket and creased than the traditional photo-paper medium. Its thick-bar gallery wrap caresses the 1.5-inch-thick edges of pieces with a snug, canvasy embrace that's suitable for hanging without a frame. Customers can consult the FAQs with questions about canvases or to help determine whether the clouds above their homes are the cumulus variety.
Bill Gates says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.pictureitoncanvas.com/
Madison
Only $45 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Truck-mounted steam-cleaning equipment removes dirt & mites in two rooms measuring up to 250 square feet each & 20% off additional services. Since 1989, the technicians at Mass Carpet Care, LLC, have made it their mission to keep Madison-area floors looking clean and new. Crews sanitize carpets using a truck-mounted hot-water-extraction process that heats water to a scalding 230 degrees to kill dust mites and eliminate all traces of a shattered ice sculpture. They also remove lingering pet odors using a three-step process that safely kills the germs and bacteria that serve as the underlying cause of unpleasant scents. Maintenance services on hardwood and tile floors range from simple cleanings to full-scale stripping and refinishing, and the crew is also well equipped to handle floors made of marble, sheet vinyl, concrete, or recycled Scrabble tiles.
Mass Carpet Care, LLC says "Spring-centric Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.masscarpetcare.com/
Memphis
Only $45 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Fast-paced competition pits teams of two against each other in race to navigate city & solve clues to benefit breast-cancer research.. Urban Dare Adventure Race is a fast-paced competition that challenges two-person teams to decipher clues, navigate the city, and perform playful stunts. Combining the bustle of a track meet with the brain-taxing sleuth work of a luge competition, the race uses a dozen trivia-based clues to lead contestants to checkpoints all over Memphis. Location hunters reach their checkpoints by whatever means necessary, be it hopping a bus downtown, flying madly through a network of secret ziplines, or scuba-diving in a fountain for bus fare. At the mini destinations, racers must use a camera to document their presence, or, in some cases, get their passports stamped after completing a challenge. Proceeds from the race are used to help battle breast cancer.
Urban Dare Adventure Race says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 7, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.urbandare.com/
Miami
Only $17 means 60% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Omelets, buttermilk pancakes, and oatmeal accompany unlimited mimosas for groups of two or four. A cobblestone path leads through a courtyard of leafy green palm trees to the Key West–style façade of Catch 10 Seafood Bistro. Built in 1922 for Henri Levy—one of Miami Beach's developers—and restored in 2006 to its original condition, the recognized historic landmark was revived as a seafood bistro. Aromas of fish frying in pools of golden oil alongside hand-cut fries and calamari waft lazily out of the kitchen and across glossy hardwood floors. Yellow, red, and purple striped booths lean against matching green- and coral-hued walls, and a 50-inch flat-screen TV looks out over bar-goers sipping martinis and margaritas.
mariko S., Yelp, 12/9/10 says "Catch 10 is a welcome addition to the neighborhood, and I look forward to catching another amazing seafood dish here soon! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://catch10.com/index.htm
Midland-Odessa
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Milwaukee
Only $99 means 64% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Combination of two lasers destroy spider veins anywhere on the body or smoothes pigmentation on the face.. Dr. Rita Sabeti opened her clinic to smooth the skin's flaws and boost clients' confidence with minimally invasive, medical-grade cosmetic treatments. Experienced aestheticians wield the handheld Candela GentleMax laser, whose multiple wavelengths target a variety of skin issues while a built-in cooling mist keeps patients comfortable and office plants hydrated. Weight-loss experts help clients to leave behind extra pounds with advanced hormone therapies.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 19, 2012
Minneapolis-Stpaul
Only $49 means 68% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Instructors lead flirty fitness programs based on pole-dancing & floor routines, focused on bolstering women's self-esteem & physiques. Lady Katherine's founder, Katherine Fossler, strives to foster a sense of sisterhood and support during workouts that emphasize sassy fun while trimming down waistlines and boosting self-esteem. She and her fleet of passionate instructors teach gals of all shapes and fitness levels to spin and twist on the studios 20 poles or to plant their feet on the ground during traditional fitness classes and the Signature program, which blends erotic dance moves into a muscle-sculpting regimen to tone cores. The 90-minute workshops cover various tantalizing topics, such as chair dancing, pole-dancing basics, and holiday-themed strip-tease sessions, which motivate ladies to don alluring garb such as a mini Mrs. Claus dress or a sultry shift made from Krampus fur. Ladies can host a private dance party to shake up girls-only gatherings, celebrating a birthday or bachelorette party with 90 minutes of dancing and posing for flirty photos.
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Danielle, Google Places, 7/5/11 says "Once you go, you always want to go back. You get a great work out and in addition, leave feeling refreshed and more confident! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lady-katherine.net/
Mobile-Baldwin-County
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Modesto
Only $89 means 64% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Techs improve soil drainage, keep lawns lush, and eradicate weeds with pet-friendly products six days a week. Triple R Lawncare’s crew helps homeowners make the most of their free time by handling landscaping chores Monday through Saturday. Their landscapers can resculpt the face of existing designs by trimming back overgrown bushes, or transform a space by planting new shrubbery. Fine edging tools and fertilization keep lawns in verdant condition, and weed control products nix invasive greens while remaining eco-friendly and pet-safe. Each visit by Triple R includes a free sprinkler-system inspection where applicable, helping homeowners keep water flowing to prized flowers or topiary replicas of their city councilmen.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.triple-r-lawncare.com/
Montgomery
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Napa-Sonoma
Only $17 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Beer-battered mushroom and buffalo-chicken wings prep appetites for create-your-own pizzas, stacked club sandwiches & St. Louis–style ribs. Though a typical sports bar’s main draw is usually its arsenal of flat-screen TVs, things run a little differently at Seasons Pizzeria Sports Bar & Grill. Nine 42-inch sportscasting screens do hang from the eatery’s walls, yet the real entertainment comes from the open kitchen, where acclaimed chef Glenn Cybulski hand-tosses thick California–style dough in front of diners' eyes before sliding it into a wood-fired oven imported directly from Italy. The chef cooks up a list of predesigned pies, from a crispy neopolitan to the meat-packed Carne, but also leaves some of the innovation to customers, customizing create-your-own pizzas topped with fixings such as canadian bacon and artichoke hearts. Aside from spinning out the decadent dough, the head chef also lends his talents to hand-pattied burgers, locally caught seafood, and slow-roasted barbecue slathered in homemade sauce and butterfly kisses.
April B., Yelp, 2/23/12 says "This place has high quality food and a cool vibe...Their sandwiches are awesome and so is the pizza "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
Naples
Only $9 means 53% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Technicians vacuum interiors, dust dashboards and consoles, and apply a triple-foam polish and a clear-coat sealant to washed exteriors. Powerful jets blast streams of water at cars that enter Simply the Best Car Wash’s drive-thru wash, soaking them in a sudsy bath while a crew of technicians patiently waits to finish the treatment with a hand dry and polish. These technicians treat each vehicle that pulls up their driveway as if it were their own, and their commitment to cleanliness extends to interiors as well as exteriors. Vacuums and shampoos remove grime from seats, floor mats, and carpeting, and coats of polish and Rain-X keep cars shiny enough to distract red lights with their own handsome reflections.
Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Nashville
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Nursery & garden center fills 15 acres with annuals, perennials, pottery & trees. In 1932, Bessie and Byron Bates had such confidence in their business idea that they built a hothouse during the height of the Great Depression. Today, their nursery flourishes across 15 acres of space, where the family staff guides shoppers to annuals, perennials, pots, and gardening supplies. They might also introduce green-thumbed customers to rhododendrons, climbing roses, flowering quince, or concealer that makes their thumbs look more flesh-toned. The stock also includes garden accessories, such as fiber-clay pottery and fountains.
Bates Nursery & Garden Center says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://batesnursery.com/
New-Orleans
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Epidermis aficionados soften skin and protect faces from chlorinated water and harsh environmental elements.. With an ancient holistic approach, Spa Zeeba uncovers each client’s natural beauty with signature services such as traditional ayurvedic facials and three types of hair removal, including sugaring and the ancient practice of threading. Massage practitioners manipulate muscles to relieve lingering pains, and Reiki experts transfer energy from their palms to help clients to heal and recharge watch batteries. Henna tattoos bring love and good fortune as they are applied to the skin in ornate patterns. Aside from pampering services, Spa Zeeba also covers bodies with clothing and jewelry from its boutique.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.spazeeba.com/ayface.html
New-York
Only $75 means 50% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Veteran skippers host 2.5-hour Hudson River voyages to teach sailing basics or simply supply sunset views of NYC & New Jersey hills. Hudson River Community Sailing is a unique combination of a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization and sailing club. The proceeds from adult lessons and memberships go toward funding scholarship-based programs for at-risk urban youth. These programs help kids have constructive fun while learning mathematical and scientific applications through an entertaining hobby, in addition to earning a credit to help them graduate. Hosting frequent fundraising events helps the team at Hudson River Community Sailing introduce as many new mariners as possible to the singular pleasure of sailing the Hudson. Sailors also enjoy the awe-inspiring views of the Manhattan skyline that the Beatles saw just as they landed their moon module on Ellis Island.
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Lisa C., Yelp, 6/27/11 says "Fantastic experience, on a nice warm day u can't beat it "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://hudsonsailing.org/
North-Jersey
Only $39 means 52% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Authentic Portuguese restaurant features Mediterranean dishes such as racks of lamb, shrimp cakes, and glasses of wine.. Along with importing Portugal's unique recipes to the shores of Newark, Sol-Mar Restaurant envelops patrons in an atmosphere that recalls a sidewalk café in Lisbon. Adorned with leafy foliage, murals, and terra-cotta awnings, the dining room features large, arched windows through which commedia dell'Arte archetypes can make their dramatic exits. To top the earth-toned tablecloths, a menu of authentic Iberian fare features dishes such as creamy clams casino, stuffed salmon with crabmeat, and grilled veal chops.
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Inês I., Yelp, 10/13/11 says "Great food, service, ambiance, and location-can't ask for more. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Ocala
Only $99 means 72% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. In approximately one hour, aesthetician with more than eight years' experience applies permanent makeup to the eyelids or eyebrows. Founded in 1998 at 209 North Magnolia Street, Salon 209 had a nomadic upbringing, moving through three locations—including a former bank, vault and all—before settling into its current storefront. There, owner and master stylist Laura Burgoon and her team revitalize clients' looks among blond wood floors and apple-, rose-, and honey-colored walls. Nail technicians, aestheticians, and a massage therapist comprise the staff, who fight against beauty's arch nemesis—a perpetually foggy mirror—with a full menu of salon services using professional products from brands such as Redken and Pureology.
George Bush Sr. says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Ogden
Only $32 means 51% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!A chemical peel or microdermabrasion sloughs off dead skin cells to reveal brighter skin. Eyelash extensions add volume to lash lines.. La Bella Vita Salon's beauty professionals are renowned for their haircare services, but continue to gain notability for their customizable spa treatments. In addition to smoothing skin with facials and waxes, aestheticians nourish it with chemical peels and microdermabrasion. The specialists relax the body with hot-stone therapy and back treatments, and highlight the natural beauty of eyes with faux mink lash extensions or permanent liner. Hardwood planks stretch across the salon floor, creating an earthy aesthetic that's enhanced by bonsai trees and occasional thunderstorms.
George Bush Sr. says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mylabellavitasalon.com/
Oklahoma-City
Only $195 means 68% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Professional crew installs name-brand carpets, wood flooring, and tiles.. A subsidiary of Mustard Seed Construction, MSC Flooring focuses its energy on supplying and installing carpet, tile, and hardwood floors. While they install carpet from brands such as Mohawk, Beaulieu, and Shaw, technicians supply new pads and dispose of the existing carpet to prevent hostility toward the new pile. They also outfit homes with custom flooring, including stained concrete floors sealed with a 3,000 psi mix sealer.
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Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mscflooring.com/
Omaha
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Cheery guide leads groups around town atop 16-person bike equipped with sound system, stopping at four area pubs for libations & merrymaking. A long, roofed bike powered by a group of revelers rolls leisurely down the streets of Omaha, leaving the echoes of laughter and upbeat music in its wake. Under the helm of an affable guide, this heavy-duty bicycle—Omaha Patio Ride’s preferred mode of transportation—makes the rounds about town, safely ferrying riders between a carefully chosen assortment of bars and restaurants. An onboard solar-powered music system equipped with a mixer and MP3 plug-in contributes a sense of festiveness to the excursions, backing outings with a soundtrack without the hassle of hiring The Three Tenors to run alongside the bike. Omaha Patio Ride staffers pilot bikes along themed routes that include a Sombrero tour bolstered by stops for margaritas and Tex-Mex treats and a Sushi tour replete with breaks at renowned Japanese joints.
Omaha Patio Ride says "Choose your deal:"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.omahapatioride.com/
Orange-County
Only $135 means 51% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Fleet of fuel-efficient jet skis power guided tours of south Orange County coastline spots, dropping in on dolphins & native sea lions. The popular guided rides sit up to two persons on a single jet ski to enjoy the coastline’s lush morning light at thrilling shark-like speeds. Sea lions romp on the shore as watercraft skim along past Corona del Mar, Crystal Cove, and Emerald Bay. Tours also stretch as far south as Laguna Beach, where sea riders often spot adolescent dolphins playing mischievous games such as Marco Polo and spin the bottlenose.
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Susan D., Yelp, 7/9/11 says "We had such a great time! The staff is very nice and flexible. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.balboawatersports.com/
Orlando
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Four- or six-hour charters venture into Atlantic Ocean to catch sharks or fish species such as grouper & snapper. In addition to voyages aboard their signature vessel, the staff also books private charters by negotiating with the monocled whales who own Port Canaveral’s most popular fishing boats. Most aquatic exhibitions include bait, and Obsession Charters' captains also allow customers to catch their own offshore.
Obsession Charters says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://fishobsession.com/
Palm-Beach
Only $299 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Staff member sets up and tears down fully automatic booth with 10-megapixel camera, capturing images of guests posing with fun props. Guests are encouraged to call ahead to ensure their preferred date is available.
Sound Storms Entertainment says "Spring-centric Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.soundstormsdj.com/
Pensacola
Only $28 means 50% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Dense forests & natural wildlife flanks trips down Perdido river as groups sip drinks from home-brought coolers; childen under 11 free. Perdido Natural Adventures' shuttle facilitates each expedition, carrying rentals or customers' own vessels from Fran's Country Grill to various launch points along the river. The staff can also arrange overnight camping trips with the centaurs that manage the forest.
The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Philadelphia
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Restored, saloon-style bar with original fixtures from mid-1800s serves draft beers, burgers, and pizza. Still boasting many of its original fixtures from the mid-1800s, Liberties Restaurant & Bar welcomes guests to belly up to a Victorian-style bar in the rustic dining room, flanked by rich copper and walnut walls. The bar's taps pour forth a plentitude of draft-beer selections, while chefs take to the more modern tact of fusing Cuban and Southwestern flavors into burgers, pizzas, and other American favorites. Flat-screen TVs cleverly nestled into the saloon-style décor constantly update patrons on the latest sports action or the Franklin Pierce versus Winfield Scott election results. For large-group dining, the staff caters offsite events and gatherings in the upstairs party room, which can seat up to 75 guests.
Nathan S., Yelp, 7/31/10 says "Had the most amazing black bean soup today! Purée'd black beans with cheddar, jack, sour cream and chive garnish. Outstanding. "
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.libertiesrestaurant.com/
Phoenix
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Barbecue sauce smothers flame-kissed dinners inside one of five locations that offer hospitality & live entertainment. Flame-kissed meats sizzle on platters of barbecued eats inside five entertainment-packed Dillon's Restaurant locations. The eatery's mesquite menu sports savory baby back ribs ($18.99 for a half rack; $23.99 for a whole rack) as well as a pulled-pork platter, which is slow-smoked overnight in footie pajamas and topped with three different barbecue sauces ($12.29). Sandwiches include the barbecue brisket sandwich served atop a toasted bun ($9.99), while the OMG salmon, crowned with Dillon's Restaurant's famous spinach-artichoke recipe and bread crumbs, satisfies pescetarians ($19.99). In addition to hosting live bands, karaoke nights, and sports broadcasts, each character-packed location possesses unique architectural charms, ranging from the new shark tank at the Litchfield zoo location to the waterfront patio at the Scorpion Bay location, where diners can chortle as fish attempt to develop democracy.
Anthony P., Yelp, 10/3/10 says "The service was attentive without being obtrusive the entire time. Our waitress had the answers to all of our questions without having to go ask. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://dillonsrestaurant.com/
Piedmont-Triad
Only $21 means 68% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. 10-show concert lineup fills weekend nights with live music, award-winning Grove wines, and food and beer from local vendors. While in Sonoma on business in 1992, tech entrepreneur Max Lloyd fell in love with the fermented grape. Though his father and grandfather had been in the business of winemaking, it wasn't until his encounter with California-grown, European-style varietals that he resolved to dabble in the family trade himself. Launched as a part-time project in Virginia and transplanted to its current location in 2001, Grove Winery and Vineyards culls its grapes from two estate vineyards spanning more than 70 acres in addition to a handful of local vineyards. The staff meticulously handpick the grapes and gently press them with a basket press to yield their fresh milk.
Grove Winery and Vineyards says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 19, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.grovewinery.com/
Pittsburgh
Only $24 means 85% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Up-and-coming comics lure laughs in storied chain of comedy clubs that has showcased such stars as Ellen DeGeneres and Jerry Seinfeld.. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Pittsburgh Improv a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
pracheta t., Yelp, 12/20/10 says "Good club for a good laugh. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
Portland
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Aerial-fitness instructors lead workshops and introductory classes that suspend students in air with silk ropes and low-trapeze bars.. Whether they're dangling from a tree, a club's ceiling, or pull-up bars inside the studio, AWOL's cohort of dancers dazzles with a unique combination of dance and aerial fitness. Classes range from aerial yoga to trapeze, helping participants fly through the air like projectile cream pies. Instructors ensure that each participant soars safely by building a strong foundation before testing out skills and tricks.
A-WOL: Dance Collective says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.awoldance.org/
Portland-Me
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Laura & family ladle out bowls of seafood stew & cook up lobster rolls, baked haddock, clam baskets, burgers & chicken in their red barn. In 1977, Robert Benedict bought a red barn and quickly fashioned it into a local landmark that dishes out 100 gallons of seafood stew a day, alongside lobster rolls, steamed clams, chicken, and burgers. Robert included everyone in the family endeavor—even his 11-year-old sister, Laura, who had to stand on a milk crate to reach the counter and keep the half-and-half from escaping. She eventually took over the eatery in 1986, and the business has continued to grow in scope, size, and stature ever since. These days, the menu highlights Maine scallops, shrimp, and clams, all still dished out by Laura and her brothers Peter and Ronnie.
Marilyn P, TripAdvisor, 2/11/12 says "Wonderful service, friendly and fast, and delicious food!!!!!!!! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.redbarnme.com/
Providence
Only $49 means 73% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed pros activate sprinklers to maintain irrigation and aerate lawns to control thatch, bolster soil structure, and increase growth.. The licensed and insured techs at Ranescape shepherd their customers' landscaping plans from design concepts, execute physical construction, and keep greens green with timely maintenance. With an eye on environmentally friendly practices, they can forge fixtures such as walkways, sprinkler systems, or stone walls enclosing a prized lawn flamingo. Techs also care for yards with scheduled services ranging from mowing and pruning to grub control and aeration. Ranescape’s technicians work closely with specialized suppliers, sourcing all materials used to create landscapes and sew in new blades of grass.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Raleigh-Durham
Only $39 means 85% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Techs vet air conditioners with 20-point inspection to spot problems and keep machines running with refrigerant or hard-start device.. The trained technicians at Aire Serv inspect commercial and residential heating and air-conditioning systems to prevent dangerous leaks, optimize energy efficiency, and lower utility bills. The staff's thorough safety inspections root out carbon-monoxide, gas, and freon leaks and replace the monotonous hum of air conditioners with melodic auto-tuned hooks. Air-filter replacements for AC units improve homes' air quality and temperature-control capabilities.
Aire Serv says "Spring-centric Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://johnstoncounty.aireserv.com/
Reno
Only $29 means 55% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Nail technicians revitalize digits with mani-pedi or apply durable gel shellac polish for hands and feet. Within a cozy space decorated with floral paintings, violet mirror drapes, and wood cabinetry, D'Andrea Salon's staff performs an array of confidence-boosting beautification services. The staff helps revitalize skin with microdermabrasion, glycolic peels, and facials inside a softly lit treatment room accented by plush pillows. During a mani-pedi, nail specialists touch up digits after an exfoliating scrub and relaxing massage. Customers can also opt for Japanese hair-straightening and coloring services that prepare hair for yanking trees out of the ground at strongman competitions.
R.L. Stein says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Richmond
Only $37 means 55% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Golfers bisect tree-lined fairways & avoid multitude of treacherous bunkers while carting across 18-hole championship course. Anchored by an 18-hole championship golf course, The First Tee of Chesterfield entices golfers with a multifaceted landscape for pressure-free practice and on-course play. A trio of PGA Class A professionals roams throughout The First Tee's driving range, putting green, and three-hole practice course, marinating swings in the zesty sauce of golf wisdom, consulting with clients about equipment upgrades, and fitting clubs at the fully stocked pro shop. Clubbers can put new concepts and lethargic nine-irons to work at the course, where fairways bob and weave between dense tree lines and treacherous bunkers made from recycled corn bread.
Nickleback says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Rio-Grande-Valley
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Roanoke
Only $6 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Vanilla, chocolate, or white-cake cupcakes slathered with butter-cream frosting at colorful bakery with Thai-influenced menu. Baristas steam up fresh coconut lattes and salted-caramel hot chocolate to wash down both sweet and savory treats. Thanks to sunny yellow-, lime-, and aqua-colored walls and ceiling-to-hardwood-floor windows, the space is filled with light, and guests can set their laptops atop one of many café tables or break out an abacus while sitting on a modern low-backed couch.
Helene K., Yelp, 7/21/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.nextdoorbakeshop.com/
Rochester
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs lead students during hands-on classes or demonstrate cooking techniques. Tops Cooking School is nestled inside Tops grocery store, one of a chain of stores known for its fresh produce and skilled butchers. Their state-of-the-art kitchens, decked out with gleaming Viking appliances, set the stage for both hands-on cooking classes and professional demonstrations. During demonstrations, a chef prepares entrees in front of students, carefully displaying techniques and offering advice for prepping dishes at home or in bomb shelters located under homes. Hands-on classes put the students behind the counter, giving them a chance to practice preparing anything from Indian cuisine to healthy meals designed for people with diabetes, heart concerns, or gluten allergies. Local craft beer and wine accompany adult classes, and games and candy accompany children's cooking classes for tots ages 3 and up.
TOPS Cooking School says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 26, 2012
Rockford
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.
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The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/
Sacramento
Only $19 means 61% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Tanning studio corrals cutting-edge tanning beds and UV-free spray-tanning booths. Amazing Tans furnishes its interiors with a range of cutting-edge tanning beds and booths. The studio's Matrix, Sun Board, and Velocity beds filter out 98% of UVB rays—the rays responsible for burning skin and melting children's ice-cream cones. Aside from tanning beds, MagicTan and Mystic Tan standup tanning booths mist bodies in UV-free sunless tanning formulas, transforming pasty hues into even, natural-looking bronze tones. Tanning and skincare products are available for purchase, including Australian Gold, Designer Skin, and Amazing Face bronzers and moisturizers.
Deana R., Yelp, 1/17/12 says "Great customer service! Facility was clean and modern. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Salem-Or
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids.Visitors savor small batches of pinot noir, pinot gris & creative blends culled from 35 acres of vineyard nestled in Willamette Valley. In the mild climes of the Willamette Valley, gentle slopes and low elevation nurture the 35 acres of wine grapes that produce Ankeny Vineyard's collection of pinot noir, pinot gris, and other signature wines. Vineyard owner Joe Olexa planted his first grapes in 1982, and with the help of winemaker Andy Thomas, the varietals have stood the test of time to become perennial award-winners at the Oregon State Fair and beyond. Visitors converse on the winery's patio over glasses of pinot noir and mélange blanc, surveying the scenic Ankeny National Wildlife Refuge and its droves of migratory waterfowl. An onsite outdoor, wood-burning pizza oven allows for wines to balance with the flavors of melted cheese on weekends during the summer months, which will have to suffice until cheese agrees to be bottled.
Momarx, Tripadvisor, 3/5/2012 says "Ankeny Vineyard"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://ankenyvineyard.com/
Salt-Lake-City
Only $29 means 51% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Handheld morsels with a cake center made from fudge, coconut, lemon, or red velvet, topped with sprinkles or colored coconut or chocolate. Megan uses the ""most ordinary"" ingredients to whip up her extraordinary pastries, which include chocolate-chip and iced oatmeal cookies, brownies, lemon bars, and a variety of cupcakes and full-grown cakes. Signature cakebites don coats of chocolate or white chocolate flecked with sprinkles. Flavors of baked goods rotate monthly, with some favorites available on a daily basis. Gluten-free options are available, as are frosting shots designed to save time usually spent licking every drop of frosting off the top of a full-size cake.
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The Sweet Tooth Fairy says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 7, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thesweettoothfairy.com/
San-Angelo
Only $149 means 70% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Thorough dental exam & x-rays ensure oral health before custom-fitted trays ensconce smiles in peroxide whitening gel. As its name implies, preventive and cosmetic practice Familia Dental strives to accommodate families, with time slots for working parents in the evenings and on Saturdays and an indoor play area for youngsters. Its orthodontics, whitening services, and traditional dentistry finesse the smiles of both kids and adults using technology such as a digital x-ray machine, which releases 80% less radiation than its analog counterparts and 90% less radiation than Spiderman’s big toe.
Familia Dental says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
San-Antonio
Only $17 means 50% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Museum exhibits spotlight mounted trophy heads, antlers & animal artifacts from more than 520 species, as well as Texas Ranger guns & photos. Adjacent to The Buckhorn Museum, The Texas Ranger Museum houses Texas Ranger paraphernalia such as sawed-off shotguns, badges, and photographs. At Ranger Town, young whippersnappers delight in glimpses of life during turn-of-the-century San Antonio, as depicted by a re-created jail, smith, and telegraph office, as well as the Bonnie and Clyde exhibit, where a '34 Ford V8 Deluxe sits anxiously awaiting its next adventure. On their way out, visitors can drop in at a museum gift shop that traces its own origins to 1920, when it was a curios store.
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Buckhorn Museum & Saloon and Texas Ranger Museum says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.buckhornmuseum.com/
San-Diego
Only $99 means 93% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Guided lasers banish unwanted hair from choice of 18 areas with minimal discomfort & downtime. Anatomy Day Spa and Boutique aims to make clients feel as at home in their bodies as the white plaster statues that lounge in attitudes of bliss throughout the spa's eclectically decorated waiting areas. The longstanding relaxation haven also adds advanced med-spa treatments such as Botox, laser hair removal, and medical weight-loss programs to the menu of more traditional facials and massages.
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Le Chef D., Yelp, 11/29/11 says "It's cute inside and everyone was so nice and helpful. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://anatomywellness.com/
San-Francisco
Only $129 means 57% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed specialists battle gravity's effects with cosmetic injections that target brow lines, crow's feet & forehead wrinkles. The board-certified physicians and staff of aesthetic nurses at Aura Skin Spa help to halt the sands of time with FDA-approved technologies and aesthetic services. They glide high-intensity alexandrite and YAG wavelength lasers over dermal layers, which deliver cease-and-desist letters to hair follicles, and sculpt comely silhouettes with SmartLipo MPX treatments. A range of skin services, ranging from microdermabrasion to back purifications, allows the crew to exfoliate and moisturize façades until they glow more than a radioactive lightning bug.
erica s., Yelp, 1/31/12 says "Aura Skin Spa"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.auraskinspa.com/
San-Jose
Only $34 means 51% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Aestheticians conjure glowing complexions with massage, mask & toner using Dermalogica products customized to each client's skin type. Owner, aesthetician, and skincare devotee Brandi Colton oversees Capricious Skin Care's staff of beauty pros, whose areas of expertise run the gamut of skin pharmaceuticals, cosmetics, facials, and waxing. Bathed in light from a sparkling chandelier, customers rise from the lobby's zebra-print chairs as staffers lead them to private treatment rooms, where soft lighting and fresh flowers inject an air of tranquility into each facial, chemical peel, and massage. For the uninitiated, the free skin bar lets customers befriend their own skin therapist, who will perform a face analysis and dole out free samples of AcquaCures and Dermalogica products as heaps of steaming towels serve to open pores and perfectly cook clients made of broccoli.
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Chers S., Yelp, 2/26/12 says "Very personable staff, and I left with smooth, extra hydrated skin which lasted well beyond the next time I washed my face "
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.capriciousspa.com/
Santa-Barbara
Only $39 means 71% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Bug-slaying techs eradicate pests at their sources, and provide comprehensive reports and quotes for termite elimination and damage repair. In addition to keeping indoor and outdoor areas free of infestation, Shoreline manages its own team of carpenters who specialize in repairing wood damaged by termites and fungus.
Nickleback says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.shorelinepestcontrol.com/
Santa-Cruz
Only $29 means 71% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Gym welcomes all ages & fitness levels to functional training classes, including CrossFit workouts & Urban Rebound trampoline aerobics. Studio 831's graffiti-clad interior greets guests with an impressive line-up of functional fitness equipment that includes climbing ropes, medicine balls, barbells, and weight machines. The studio's trainers eagerly customize their instructions during the studio's three offered classes. During CrossFit Workouts of the Day, they'll combine Olympic weightlifting with gymnastics and cardio to build routines whose movements are relevant to daily living, and run through staggered stretches, plyometrics, and strength work during X-Train circuit-style programs. For an aerobic workout and a way to condition muscles with low impact, they lead aerobics routines on trampolines in fun and effective Urban Rebound courses. During one-on-one sessions, they'll design entire fitness plans to help clients achieve their goals of looking slimmer or beating incumbent state politicians in gubernatorial body building contests.
Mikaela s., Yelp, 1/6/12 says "Everyone in class is friendly and supportive, it makes going to the gym so much better. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.santacruzstudio831.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Ice-cream shop serves single, double & triple scoops of 24 flavors, including butter pecan & toffee almond fudge, in regular & waffle cones. A candy-striped awning welcomes customers into the cool shade of Ice Cream Etcetera, where workers scoop 24 varieties of ice cream into regular and waffle cones. After choosing single, double, or towering triple scoops of such flavors as toffee almond fudge, butter pecan, and mint chocolate chip, patrons can coat their dairy treats with toppings of whipped cream or hot fudge. Warm brownies can also support slow-melting scoops, or spoons can dive into banana splits, named to celebrate the banana's split from its longtime adversary, the plantain. Savory teeth rejoice over the shop’s hot dogs, tuna melts, chicken salad, and salami sandwiches.
George Bush Sr. says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Ice-cream shop serves single, double & triple scoops of 24 flavors, including butter pecan & toffee almond fudge, in regular & waffle cones. A candy-striped awning welcomes customers into the cool shade of Ice Cream Etcetera, where workers scoop 24 varieties of ice cream into regular and waffle cones. After choosing single, double, or towering triple scoops of such flavors as toffee almond fudge, butter pecan, and mint chocolate chip, patrons can coat their dairy treats with toppings of whipped cream or hot fudge. Warm brownies can also support slow-melting scoops, or spoons can dive into banana splits, named to celebrate the banana's split from its longtime adversary, the plantain. Savory teeth rejoice over the shop’s hot dogs, tuna melts, chicken salad, and salami sandwiches.
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Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Seattle
Only $29 means 95% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Professional trader seen on Million Dollar Traders teaches novices to turn profits & design balanced portfolios in five steps. A professional hedge-fund manager and one-time trader with Goldman Sachs, Lex van Dam opened a trading academy to teach Main Street folks of all skill levels to turn a profit in the stock market. The online academy organizes material into five 40-minute modules based on the basic principles of successful trading, including chart analysis and risk management. Aspiring marketeers learn to make savvy trades based on a deep understanding of the market, rather than from newspaper predictions or company horoscopes. Company-evaluation modules reveal which financial numbers matter and which are irrelevant, and trading psychology teaches students to make smart trades without letting emotions sway them. Groupon holders can watch each module up to five times, ultimately gaining enough insight to potentially design strong personal portfolios. Lex van Dam taught several novices to out-trade pros on BBC's Million Dollar Traders, a reality show that turned ordinary people into profitable market wizards and insufferably smug Monopoly players.
George Bush Sr. says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Mar 27, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.lexvandam.com/
Shreveport-Bossier
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Sioux-Falls
Only $7 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Self-serve frozen-yogurt stop boasts more than 40 toppings & 14 rotating flavors, with nonfat, nondairy & sugar-free options available. Peachwave Yogurt’s frozen yogurt brims with live, active cultures, creating a calcium- and protein-rich dessert that laid the groundwork for more than 35 locations nationwide. Fourteen self-serve dispensers fill cups or open mouths with a rotating selection of 100% kosher flavors, such as low-fat red velvet, sugar-free white chocolate, nonfat pomegranate, or nondairy Dole pineapple. Container after container of jewel-toned fresh fruits, dried fruits, and other edible adornments line the topping bar, which boasts more than 40 yogurt accompaniments in total.
Peachwave Yogurt says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires May 15, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.peachwaveyogurt.com/
South-Bend
Only $17 means 76% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Personalized photo prints & emblems adorn hats & shirts & online design tools with templates & custom text yield attractive business cards. Once swathed in cotton photos of yourself, design a matching wall calendar (regularly $15.99+; discounted to $10.99+) to transform your home into a shrine of solipsistic introspection. Numerous packages are also available and customizable according to individual business needs.
Vistaprint says "Spring-centric Deals"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.vistaprint.com/
Spokane-Coeur-Dalene
Only $7 means 59% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Bowlers slide into rental shoes for two games of bowling fueled by sips of soda, well drinks, or 16-ounce beer. North Bowl’s glossy lanes unravel into pin-filled pastures, fostering competitive, family-friendly action in a completely smoke-free environment. Between thunderous bouts, patrons can roam into one of the facility’s trio of ancillary spaces, including the game room, pro shop, and bar and grill, where burgers, sandwiches, and pizza fuel fingers for rematches. During lights and strikes bowling, lasers and fog dance across darkened alleys, while speakers help energize competitors by blasting out tunes. The alley’s expanse is ideal for groups of friends to battle gutter-to-gutter in league play or during birthday parties, which, like the prerogative to scream for ice cream, are available to kids and adults alike.
North Bowl says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 8, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.northbowlspokane.com/
Springfield-Ma
Only $65 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Certified guides create custom outings for small groups of 4–10, traversing rivers & areas such as Wards Gregory Cave System. Along with a team of certified guides, Tim advocates passion for the outdoors and love for every blade of glass, even the stubby crab variety. In addition to working with the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts of America, the staff leads several education programs that teach youth valuable team-building lessons. They also run the WOLF Program, which cultivates new crops of professional leaders within the expedition and adventure industry.
J Timbo says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Springfield-Mo
Only $159 means 50% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Condo-like suites at family-friendly resort a stone’s throw from Branson's theater district. Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.
BaystateTravelers, TripAdvisor, 11/11/11 says "The pool was very clean & staff was very freindly. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 15, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.fqresort.com/
Stlouis
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Downtown health food store stocks locally grown meats, eggs & produce, vitamins & supplements. What began as Yemina Mata's passion for healthier living through a natural-food- and supplement-based diet resulted in La Buena Salud, a grocery store stocking only natural and organic products. Opened in 1997 in the Soulard farmers' market, La Buena Salud today lures visitors to its current storefront—tucked away just off Washington Avenue—with an impressive array of locally grown meats, eggs, and produce, vitamins, and supplements. Yemina gregariously shares health food and natural-healing wisdom as patrons meander aisles of organic teas from Tulsi and Traditional Medicinals, specialty items, such as piloncillo cane sugar, and natural-health and diet books, all of which earned the store praise from Feast magazine and a polite thank-you note from Mother Nature.
La Buena Salud says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.labuenasaludllc.com/
Stockton
Only $19 means 62% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Instructors seek to eradicate bullying by empowering kids aged 7–11 to stand up for themselves with non-contact martial-arts training. His classes provide a fun, safe alternative to standard self-defense techniques, such as firing pepper spray or breathing fire, while increasing mobility and body confidence. A low-key, welcoming environment facilitates training for women of all experience levels and body types, whether they sign up for group classes, one-on-one instruction, or sparring sessions with Tony.
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Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
Syracuse
Only $30 means 52% off!!! 
I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!Chefs concoct American- & Italian-inspired dishes, such as chicken sonoma & beer-battered onion rings, to pair with red & white wine. Nestled behind the Stanley Theatre, Thornberry's Backstage concocts delectable cuisine that sates theatergoers chowing down before or after a show. Originally called Thornberry's upon its 1995 opening, father-and-son team Robert Sullivan, Sr. and Rob Sullivan, Jr. dispensed lunch and dinnertime cuisine until 2010. After a one-year hiatus, the restaurant reopened in November 2011 with an updated name, refurbished décor, brand-new toilet paper, and a revamped menu. Doors open to welcome feasters at 5 p.m. every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday as the aroma of homemade desserts wafts through the dining quarters. Thornberry's Backstage also cooks up grub on holidays such as Valentine's Day and Mother's Day as well as any night that the Stanley Theatre hosts an event, which has included performances from Beatlemania and Lord of the Dance.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thornberrysbackstage.com/
Tallahassee
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Washes & details backed by 24-hour rain checks & available as mobile services. Nestled on Tharpe Street for the past three years, Super Clean Auto Detailing Tallahassee cleanses, shampoos, and waxes sullied vehicles. The cleaners—who back all of their services with 24-hour rain checks—arrange to meet clients' cars at home or work for sanitizing hose baths, washing cars and trucks in 30–45 minutes, and fully detailing them in around three hours. Customers can also visit the shop and await their autos in the lobby, which is equipped with air conditioning to ensure the preservation of lucky snowballs.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Tampa-Bay-Area
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Show off hometown sports allegiances with authentic apparel for local sports teams, including Bucs & USF Bulls. Authentic Team Merchandise helps Tampa-area sports enthusiasts reach their full potential of fandom with an extensive selection of licensed Bucs and Bulls products. Inside a pair of apparel-packed stores, jerseys sway from racks, hats hang from hooks, and collectibles coax the praise of passersby. Pet accessories and home accents ensure that every nook of daily living is doused in the colors of hometown teams. As customers graze the all-star lineup of gear, friendly staff members are available to answer questions and help match possible purchases to the colors of the area’s newest expansion team, the Tampa Bay Tetris Turtles.
Authentic Team Merchandise says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bullsheaven.com/
Toledo
Only $13 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. ASE-certified techs with extensive dealership experience bolster performance with full-service oil changes, inspections & maintenance. The automotive center treats cars with as much courtesy as their owners. As vehicles revel in the care of technicians, drivers can take a break of their own by hopping aboard Oakdale Truck & Auto's local shuttle, which supplies free rides to homes, offices, or the nearest air-freshener factory.
Bill Gates says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expiration varies
Topeka-Lawrence
Only $26 means 63% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks. Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
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Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://zaggora.com/
Tucson
Only $25 means 80% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Photographers capture digital images on choice of background & share them with subjects who receive 40% off additional purchases. Though Target Portrait Studios sometimes feature a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Nickleback says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.targetportraits.com/
Tulsa
Only $97 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Aesthetician eradicates hair from bikini regions to client's desired degree. At the helm of the skincare and waxing department at Sculptures Salon and Day Spa, Melissa McCollum taps into her 10 years of experience to beautify visages and evict hairs from any residence on the body. She revamps complexions with european spa facials, which include a complete skincare consultation and any necessary extractions, plus a relaxing massage as skin gets cleansed, exfoliated, and hydrated. Meanwhile at the salon and spa, a nail specialist, hair stylist, and massage therapist cater to clients' other beauty needs and placate hair and nails by listening to their five-year plans.
Lark, Google Places, 6/17/10 says "Melissa McCollum at Sculptures Salon and Day Spa"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Ventura-County
Only $20 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs orchestrate authentic Mexican dishes accessorized with three signature salsas at restaurant with daily specials & outdoor seating. Chefs at La Escondida slather authentic Mexican dishes, such as pork milanesa and enchiladas, in three signature salsas: Red Bear, Black Mamba, and Diablo. Colorful South American decorations adorn the restaurant, enlivening dining experiences and events such as Sunday-afternoon karaoke. A patio with red-clothed tables hosts patrons for alfresco meals, and a flat-screen TV broadcasts sports events and miming competitions subtitled in Spanish.
Susan L., Yelp, 2/4/12 says "you gotta give it up for people who really take pride in their work & are courteous to customers. i love it! "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Washington-Dc
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Crispy calamari & smoky trout make up menu with ingredients culled from sustainable suppliers at eatery with lobster traps & picnic tables. Diners can choose smoked trout to pair with hand-cut fries or mac 'n' cheese, all of which they can enjoy at a fire-red picnic table. For an extra kick, fingers may dip fare or put out a burning dynamite fuse in a classic tartar or spicy marinara sauce.
Merrie, Urbanspoon, 1/16/12 says "Good food "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.tackleboxrestaurant.com/
Westchester-County
Only $29 means 76% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Professional stylist Setsuko Hosomi spends up to two hours primping coiffures with haircuts, color, or highlights. When she isn't working for magazines and high-profile films, Setsuko Hosomi uses her hairstyling and makeup skills to embellish her clients. She and her team indwell a stylishly simple space, which opens every day save Sunday. Setsuko also helps brides-to-be plan for their weddings with consultations and war-room-style schematics.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://setsukony.com/main.html
Wichita
Only $69 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Synthetic extensions create dramatic, lengthy eyelashes that stay in place for three weeks before an included refill.. Though Bella Chic Nail Salon & Spa is chiefly branded as a nail salon, the airy space's red and taupe walls hear much more than the sound of paint drying. The salon's expert nail techs gussy up fingers with artistic designs, gel fills, and white and pink tips as the buzzing and scissors snipping of talented hairstylists can be heard. Inside a serene spa room, licensed aestheticians buff away signs of acne, aging, and eating powdered donuts with microdermabrasion treatments, light therapy, and oxygen facials. The team further demonstrates its versatility with flirty extensions that give eyelashes a well-earned boost in attention and full-body spray tans that imbue skin with a radiant glow.
R.L. Stein says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
Wilmington-Newark
Only $10 means 57% off!!! 
"The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. Ice-cream cake conceals fudge and chocolate crunch between layers of chocolate or vanilla soft-serve.. From its humble beginnings in Kankakee, Illinois, in 1938, Dairy Queen has grown from a delicious experiment in soft-serve ice cream to a household name with more than 5,900 restaurants around the world. The shop's signature frozen delights are built upon frosty foundations of creamy chocolate or vanilla soft-serve, which swirl idyllically into cones, cups, overturned top hats, sundaes, Peanut Buster parfaits, and the chain's iconic Blizzard treats, blended with crumbled candy and other mix-ins. Ice-cream cakes cleverly conceal surprise fillings of fudge and chocolate crunch between layers of vanilla and chocolate ice cream, providing sweet, sliceable sustenance for birthday parties and other special occasions.
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Robocop says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/
Worcester
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Middle Eastern, Italian, and American fare prepared in an open kitchen. The kitchen staff sears meat for kebabs in an open kitchen so that patrons can wave hello to their soon-to-be entrees. A BYOB policy allows customers to bring along a favorite beer or wine. The restaurant's interior can accommodate 50 people, and sidewalk tables showcase alfresco meals in warm months. Café Manzi also creates sumptuous spreads for special events with a catering service, and hosts banquets inside the restaurant for private parties or coronations.
Susan B., Yelp, 1/11/12 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://cafemanzis.blogspot.com/
Youngstown
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though.Expandable 1.5 lb. hoops twirl around waist, arms & legs, burning up to 450 calories per hour with cardio & yoga-influenced moves. Hoopnotica rescues the humble hula hoop from the realm of retro toys and turns it into a serious workout tool capable of burning hundreds of calories per hour. After assembling the segments of a travel-ready hoop, hoopers twirl the 1.5-pound circle in intense yet impact-free workout sessions that bolster core strength and incorporate both stress-melting yoga techniques and cardio moves. The flashy, gold-streaked segments snap together to make a 36.5- to 42-inch ring, accommodating bodies and workout petticoats of different sizes. Two beginning DVDs guide spinners through the fundamentals of Hoopnotica's vast aerobic oeuvre, starting with simple around-the-belly spins and down-the-hill rolls before moving on to include the chest and thighs on the 20-workout Level 2 DVD.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 25, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hoopnotica.com/

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